Name: Theo and Leanne Morgan Trade Southern Stories
Uploaded: 2025-12-12T15:15:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Leanne Morgan Trade Southern Stories' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Leanne Morgan Trade Southern Stories' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-12. Transcript available.

I remember my granddaddy, when we were kids, would take us over there.
He'd be like, well, let's go enter the raffles.
It's raffle week.
You go enter them.
And then he'd go over there in the pool hall and smoke,
and you have to sit out in his truck or whatever.
Yeah.
With a couple stuffed animals.
I think we were raised similar.
A lot of people sitting, smoking out in a truck.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And the men would go cry behind the Winn-Dixie.
If things weren't going well, they'd park back there and cry.
Oh.
Good chicken, though.
Yeah, they had great produce.
My buddy, Robbie Taylor, worked over there for a long time.
He was a steadfast employee there and went on to create some businesses of his
own.
But, yeah, we'd go up there and watch a fella's cry over there.
There were people crying outside of the Winn-Dixie.
In the back, not out front.
If you were crying out front, that's a gay guy.
You know what I'm saying?
The real man parked and cried in the back.
Crying in the back.
If you were just up there having a little too much trouble getting one of those
big bags of ice out of the icebox thing,
that's just a fella that's afraid to admit something to his wife.
You know?
Oh.
You kill me.
Louisiana, is that where you were raised?
Yeah.
What part of Louisiana?
Over in St. Tammany, Paris, Louisiana.
Okay.
I just did Shreveport in Baton Rouge.
Is that over in the Hoop-dee-doo part?
Shreveport, and I'll say it out loud, has definitely gone downhill.
Which is interesting for a place that's flat land over there.
Somehow it found a way to go down.
I heard you said something about it when you got on stage.
What'd you say?
Everybody, they look like a damn missing person if you meet anybody in the city.
The city is vacant.
It looks like a movie set.
I know, I mean, the buildings are empty, and they told me, they go, do not
leave this hotel.
Yeah.
But I love that theater, and they've got a little Elvis museum in it.
You know?
And Priscilla brought some britches of little Elvis that you could not get your
toe in.
He was so tiny.
That's beautiful.
Bring up a picture of a little Elvis.
How little did he get?
Before he got in bad health, have you ever been to Graceland?
Yes, I have.
And you've seen his little, all those jumpsuits, and his little waist?
He was getting little as he got older.
Look, there's little baby Elvises.
Look at little Elvis right there, and they probably had him down singing
already.
Probably 11 months old, they got him out there.
I know, and his little daddy had written bad chinks just to take care of their
family.
He couldn't help it.
And he had dysplasia.
That's how he got the hips going, you know that?
No!
Yeah, like an Australian shepherd.
That's how it happened in the beginning.
He didn't know what he was doing, dude.
He wasn't, if you're like, he's a dancer.
No, he ain't, damn.
He just got a loose back.
Are you kidding me?
Because you know that I'm gullible.
You can tell that about me.
You can smell it.
Honey.
Okay.
Honey bun.
He had dysplasia.
Baby girl, I'm not joking with you.
Yeah, he had dysplasia.
He had a damn fucking loose tailbone, dude.
He was missing a couple joists on that thing, and yeah.
And he just had that TikTok in him, you know?
Hell, we had an Elvis impersonator in our neighborhood, and he had the same
thing.
He had a thing, this guy, he broke his leg, right?
He had a couple children.
He kept them on an electric fence in our neighborhood because they were his prized
possessions.
And I actually respected that.
The rest of the kids in our neighborhood got real, you know, you'd be out there
and, you
know, the elements would get you, you know?
People smoking or getting in trouble, drinking, or people fucking catching crows
and fucking
picking bugs off of them and shit.
Just fucking loose cannon type stuff.
Yeah.
But this fella said, well, I got to take care of my kids, so I'm going to get
me a little
electric fence, right?
So he had that thing.
And anyway, he-
He kept people out.
Kept people out.
Kept the kids in.
Kept the kids in.
Because my people had electric fence.
And that'll keep you in.
You don't want to get buzzed by that thing.
Uh-uh.
You'll turn into a fucking doorbell for a couple hours, dude.
That bitch, if you get hit by that bitch.
We really were so bored, little country kids, that we would go and just stand
on it to feel
something.
Oh, God.
Yeah, honey.
Oh, I remember one time I grabbed it on accident.
I couldn't fucking close my mouth for fucking four days.
I couldn't close my mouth.
Were you from farming?
You weren't from-
You aren't rural, right?
It was-
I couldn't finish a can of Campbell's around that-
For half a week, I couldn't.
And it was daylight savings time, too, so it was an extra hour I had to do.
I was stuck like that.
It was horrible.
Dude, my sister, she stays-
This is where I'm from.
My sister and her boyfriend will stay up to watch Daylight Savings Time.
I'm like, what in the fuck are y'all doing?
They'll stay up to watch Daylight Savings Time.
Yeah, they'll be like, it's 11.59 again.
And then they're like, you know, they think it's great.
I'm like, you idiot.
It's the one night you get a free hour from God.
It's God-
I know.
It's God caring about you, finally, after all that year.
When you feel good and you think, what happened?
Oh, I got that extra hour.
And they stay up and watch.
And I'm like, what are you watching?
But that's who she is.
Is she the one that's got the beautiful babies, the boys that I've seen you
interview?
Those that know, that's my brother has those two little boys.
Those are good boys.
I'll tell you this.
My family makes beautiful children.
Beautiful.
Thank you.
They are beautiful.
And that's why I call you beautiful, Theo.
And you need to receive that.
I don't know.
I miss it.
I miss being in our neighborhood.
You know, that guy, the Elvis impersonator who put that fence up.
He had broken his leg.
And so somebody set it in cement, right?
Save money from going to the hospital or whatever.
So they set that bitch in cement.
And it must have been fine, right?
Seven weeks or whatever, they take the cast off.
They broke the cast off.
They broke it with a-
The hammer was too big that they broke it with.
And it broke his hip when they beat the-
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding at all.
When they hit the thing with the hammer, it cracked his hip.
So now, his shit's re-broken up at his hip.
And he ended up getting that kind of tick-tock in him like that.
And he got into Elvis impersonating, which is so wild.
But that helped him when he generated.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
He was-
Yeah.
He was built like it was just about to be noon.
You know what I'm saying?
He was built like, you know what I'm saying?
Another 60 ticks and it was time, you know, it was lunch break.
You know what I'm saying?
He was just a damn pentameter walking around town.
That's all he was.
He was one of those things where the thing goes back and forth, you know?
When you pull the ball and you let it go and then this one goes and it's like
that.
That was him.
He was just tick-tock my gutter right there.
And he was just cruising around.
But yeah, he had a couple kids, kept them in the yard.
And I don't even remember what that story was about.
Kept them in the yard.
And that was the electric fence that he got.
And I don't remember how well that started.
All right.
Let me ask you, how far is St. Francisville?
Is that anywhere near where you were raised?
That's about two and a half hours from me.
You know who it was from there that you're making me think of?
Hey.
John Morgan, the Raging Cajun.
Raging Cajun.
I opened for him.
You did?
I've opened for him.
Bring him up.
He was a good storyteller.
Uh-huh.
And he still is.
And he could get a crowd going.
God, he could.
Very high energy.
John Morgan, the Raging Cajun.
That was at the Stardome.
I opened for him, or featured for him at the Stardome and then in San Antonio.
Play a clip of his real quick if we can or just, is he still doing it on one
day?
Yeah, I think so.
God, there was nobody like him and he had adopted.
30 years of being together, you make love and you move on.
You get up and you move on.
You ask the right questions.
You want some nut butters and milk?
Anybody like nut butters after bustling them up, boy, I'm gonna tell you what I'm
not.
With a glass of whole milk?
She will.
Bitch, I'm at the point in my life where you're gonna ask me, you want to fuck
or you want
nut butters and milk?
That's whole milk?
Pull that glasses, boy.