Name: Greyhound Breakdown #1 w/ Angel | This Past Weekend #91
Uploaded: 2018-04-26T14:09:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Greyhound Breakdown #1 w/ Angel | This Past Weekend #91' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Greyhound Breakdown #1 w/ Angel | This Past Weekend #91' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-26. Transcript available.

Greyhound Breakdown #1 w/ Angel | This Past Weekend #91

all right we had a guest in studio coming in it's that greyhound breakdown now
people been uh and
the irony in greyhound breakdown is that grounds breakdown all the time you
know me i troll uh
greyhound help twitter feed all the time so you know i'm on there at night
catching in
seeing who's stranded outside of murphy's borough you know see you seeing who's
stuck in the snow
outside of um uh narragansett you know i'm saying there's always somebody there's
always a shooting
on a greyhound somewhere you know there's always something exciting happening
and so i'm always out
there on the feed i'm trolling that feed so we had so many calls so many
responses to the greyhound
breakdown that i uh i'm already gonna let you know we're gonna do it again but
the guy we got
coming in today he was a little nervous it took us a while to get him in but he
definitely made it in
and we're excited to have him here in just a moment i want to tell you guys
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all right now let's get into uh our guest this dude been out there riding the
rails he's silent but deadly
just like a lot of the smells on uh on greyhound uh welcome to the first greyhound
break down ladies
and gentlemen on hell
you know i just happen to have been a you know i've frequented the hound over
the years and i know
you work with him yeah so i'm trying to find out i just want to get to know
what it's like we'll get
to know you a little and that's it okay you know we're happy that you're here i
appreciate it yeah
i'm a little i'm actually really nervous are you really yeah man dang i'm
pretty nervous this is my
first time kind of being on camera yeah doing something like this but i'm
excited i think you're
hilarious oh thanks man i appreciate it yeah you know pretty big fan i mean i
wouldn't say i'm
yeah be honest with me what are you i'm not i'm not like probably your biggest
hugest fan or anything
but but uh you know i'm sure there's a lot you know better fans and things like
that but i think
you're hilarious um i first got a um uh got introduced i guess to you through
um the fighter
and kids podcast oh nice man so uh i think it was it was you and uh brendan and
they moved right
through here no way yeah they're not here today that's crazy but this was their
old studio you know
that yes yeah yes so this is it i mean that's advocating fight club you might
have seen that in
their before in their thing that's theirs yeah uh this is their thing that's
crazy yeah that's crazy
um yeah we're sitting here with on hell on hell um i go by angel but on hell
angel that's cool
like if you're in a gang which one is it if i'm in a gang yeah uh man uh
whatever man but like is on
hell or angel is that more of a gang name on hell it seemed like a gang um like
on hell didn't do it
you know uh yeah i guess i guess you could say that or angel also maybe yeah
angel angel either or
either one either one man yeah because your name like would fit in good in a
gang like my name like
theo isn't it really in a gang you know i'd have to get a nickname uh-huh but
you could go into a
gang straight up with your natural name so that's kind of a blessing i think
maybe yeah yeah it could
be actually either or angel i've uh there's there's it can be a boy girl name
yeah very versatile i bet
it's a good name with the ladies because you get to like you know you
immediately that you it's
already it's like you already have a pickup line a little bit i'm sure you can
make a pickup line
off of that for sure but um but you know i'm saying like i'm your angel like
you already have
like a little do i mean it must be nice that does it help with the ladies you
think instead of being
like bart yeah yeah like oh baby hey baby bart's here yeah yeah i mean i'm in a
relationship now
right so but i'm sure she kind of likes it this is angel you know this is uh
yeah yeah oh yeah maybe probably probably yeah i hope so um so you're an
operator man you're a
motor coach operator yes is that the correct term motor coach operator yeah
driver driver and you've
worked you work for gram or you have yes i have yeah yes in the past um i've
worked for a few years
few years um i didn't have a really long stint with greyhound um i i uh got
with them or i was
employed with them at a very young age i'm 26 now damn really you were employed
with greyhound at
at the age of uh about 20 22 what the 22 years bro yeah you let a 22 year old
drive yeah yeah i was
really young really i got my commercial license um pretty young at a pretty
young age so um is that
crazy like getting on there and being like holy shit i'm in charge of all these
people no it is it's
it's really uh interesting for sure to say the least um to be uh as a driver
that young um dealing
with a lot of different people yeah uh different age groups different um walks
of life yeah you know
um it was it was an eye-opener oh you get it all on there i mean greyhound is
basically like it's
like one of dante's like circles of hell kind of traveling around america
sometimes you know yeah it
can be where i'm from anyway it would be you know you'd have like a nice little
old lady going to
see her you know her grandson's graduation you'd have a couple dudes just got
out of prison for some
reason they always put them on the bus yeah like what yeah no they will put
like literally put them
on the bus that's crazy yeah and is there like training so that you know like
when a prisoner gets
on how to behave um yeah well not not uh you know prison training but um per se
but they definitely
go through a a thorough training program uh before they really let you go on
your own they um it's
about a good two months almost so it seems like it's about two months training
before they let you
loose and and you know you're on your own driver and so like if you're gonna
pick up an inmate right
because because now with they just basically a lot of times the the correctional
center or whatever
will just give those guys they serve their time they get a bus ticket yes how
far is the ticket
usually do you even know uh typically um no no no no you don't really know um
you know you you get the
ticket and they're pretty much going wherever their destination is you know now
when they get on do you
have like a chat with them kind of like you know whenever like you're in grade
school and like the
bad kid gets on the you know the driver's always like hey look you know keep it
together do you do
that or no yeah you do you do um and that's pretty much goes i guess across the
board with with with
the majority of the uh passengers i would say because uh when you first get
that ticket you want to kind
of um kind of gauge them a little bit and i want to gauge them and kind of fill
them out um you know
uh i guess that's that's a one of your first uh contacts with the passengers is
to uh when you get
that ticket yes right because you come off the coach and you get everybody's
ticket that's waiting
right there as they enter yes okay yeah now at that point are you kind of like
have you ever had
to stop somebody right there and be like nah nah you can't come 