Name: Sully Gets Robbed on a Greyhound l This Past Weekend Highlight
Uploaded: 2018-04-27T22:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sully Gets Robbed on a Greyhound l This Past Weekend Highlight' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sully Gets Robbed on a Greyhound l This Past Weekend Highlight' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-27. Transcript available.

Theo what's up man uh my name is sully um sully huh and i was gonna fly home
was freshman year
college i was gonna fly home but i think it was too expensive so my parents
were like yo take
that greyhound and i was like all right i took a greyhound um and i got fucking
robbed on the
greyhound dude i was sitting next to this dude and he fucking pulls out a gun
literally sit right
next to him pulls out a gun tells me to empty out boy he ain't empty out he
took my wallet
my cell phone pretty much everything i had in my pocket on my pockets and uh
yeah he took
everything and the fucking shitty part was it was 15 minutes into a fucking six
hour long bus drive
this dude fucking robbed me i didn't know what to do and i was like so i just
sat next to this guy
for the rest of the last six you know for the remainder of the fucking bus trip
and knowing
this dude robbed me and i just walked yeah got to baltimore just fucking walked
off i didn't
know what to do so i got fucking robbed 15 minutes into a six hour uh bus trip
okay and the dude didn't
have the fucking decency to do it you know towards the tail end where it'd
actually be awkward for
five and a half hours so yeah fuck greyhound bro okay hell man what what do you
gotta say for that
man because man um what do you say to that what do you say to that passenger
when he comes to the front
of the bus you know that he got robbed yeah oh man uh that yeah that's that's i'm
not sure to say
about that man that's crazy you never saw nothing like that's unfortunate man
that's real unfortunate
yeah now what's he what are you telling me to do just file a complaint with the
company
uh yeah man i would i would have to honestly i would have to be there man to be
honest with you
i would but what would you do in that situation is what i'm saying the
situation has occurred
you know dude got robbed 15 minutes in a six hour journey gosh i would have to
have a conversation
man we'd have to sit just like we are now hey man what's up like what's going
on yeah we're gonna
you know have to you know solve it somehow would you frisk the passenger or
what can you do that
kind of stuff uh no no no i would never i wouldn't i wouldn't frisk him nah you
ask him to turn the
stuff in if he has it yeah for sure and if he says he doesn't have what do you
do kick him off the bus
or let him keep riding well i mean man there's a firearm on the bus you know
that's that's a there's a
firearm well i mean he said he got robbed with gunpoint oh yeah that's a good
point so if there's a
firearm on the bus man that that's that's risking everybody else's life man so
that is not that much
so on a greyhound bro you know what i'm saying i mean if you don't i figure if
you roll onto a
greyhound with a family of five or six dudes somebody's catching a bullet you
know what i'm
saying somebody's getting slugged up i mean it's wild but can you even imagine
that dude you just sit
down maybe you you know coasting into a bag of chips you know yeah coasting
into a little sack of
barbecue hitters next thing you know a dude pulls a cold piece on you yeah and
then robs you and you
have to sit there the whole time imagine how bad your chips taste after you've
been fucking robbed
and the dude's still now he's wearing your shit you know right he moved all of
his money and shit
into your wallet and he's carrying your wallet around dang yeah that's crazy
man man that's crazy
yeah i cannot even fathom that i do remember when i was on greyhound one time a
dude said you want to
see something and i thought it was going to be his dick you know honestly
because you know a lot of
dudes in there flashing they meet yeah and next thing i know he opened up he
had a bag of jewelry
and a gun he robbed a jewelry store oh and uh and he was going hound man yeah
so a lot of dark
artists riding there yeah for sure do you think you didn't know what was going
on a lot of times or
you think you didn't have those types of people um as far as like what do you
mean like
like i mean if they were like they got gunplay in the back you know yeah uh i
don't know i don't
know to be honest with you okay yeah