Name: The right amount of shrooms for Joey "Coco" Diaz
Uploaded: 2018-05-26T20:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The right amount of shrooms for Joey "Coco" Diaz' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The right amount of shrooms for Joey "Coco" Diaz' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-26. Transcript available.

We also, this is the first time we've ever had it, we have a video call that
came in.
And this is on LiveRays, and the link will be in our information below.
And this is via their fan line.
And Saturday, I did a chat on LiveRays.
And the cool thing about LiveRays is you can submit questions, video questions.
So you can submit a question on there.
When I'm on live, you can submit a question.
It goes to the fan line.
It's a video question where you can ask whatever you want.
And then we can take those questions, and we can put them onto the show.
So I'll be going on next Saturday again.
And you'll be able to get on there and submit video questions and get them onto
the show.
And we have our first one ever.
And let's get to it right here.
Here we go.
You'll be able to hear it on the audio, and you'll be able to see it on YouTube.
This is our first ever LiveRays video question via their fan line.
Here we go.
Hey, Theo.
Longtime fan.
Wow.
And look, some of you guys heard that voice.
You might think this man is a beautiful urban gentleman, you know, that
beautiful mahogany superhero.
It's not.
This boy, man, he looks like Chef Boyardee's kind of grandson a little bit that,
you know, used to sell grams, but also makes a mean fucking ratatouille.
You know what I'm saying?
This boy looks like he's, he looks like the real deal.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
Here we go.
Hey, Theo.
Longtime fan.
First time caller.
God, what did he eat?
Detroit, man.
Dude, he has so much sultry soul in his voice.
Man.
Yeah, let's hear more.
I'm just wondering, what's the right amount of shrooms to take when you go and
see Joey Coco Diaz?
I just saw him.
I dropped an eighth.
Wow.
Man, I'll say this.
Joey Coco Diaz is a, there's nothing like him.
It's like getting to be in the middle of a tornado, but the tornado is made out
of joy and laughter and fun.
And you know that Joey's heart is so good that no matter what he says, that it's
edgy and fun and whatever.
And you know it's real to him, but you know that his heart is good.
So you know that he's joking.
And it just hits you at a core of what's wrong with a lot of our world today.
Is that everybody just goes on what people say or they're, but nobody's at all
looking at where people's hearts are at.
And you can tell it immediately.
You could tell where people's hearts are.
It's the easiest thing to tell.
You know, and Coco Diaz's heart is, it's in the right spot, baby.
I mean, it's almost like, you know, you know, who's that John Wilkes Booth or
something?
Who's that famous designer?
Or, you know, guy that does buildings.
Who does, draws buildings?
Frank Lloyd Webber.
It's almost like Frank Lloyd Webber designed exactly where to put Coco Diaz's
heart.
So you know everything in there is fun because you know he's coming from a
place of good.
And so no matter what he says, it's fun and it's fun for everybody.
And man, taking shrooms on it, whoo, I don't know.
But you said, bro, you had fun, man.
You guys got to see this guy.
If you look at him on the YouTube, man, he's a beautiful guy.
This guy's beautiful and he went in there, shroomed up.
This sultry gentleman right here, he went in there, shroomed up and got it done.
I wouldn't, I couldn't take any.
But I'm glad you did, man.
I'm glad you went there.
I bet it's a beautiful way to see Diaz.
Because it's almost like, you know, when you're on mushrooms, you want to see
something natural.
You want to see something real that came out of the universe.
You want to see something special.
And Joey Diaz is the only comedian ever.
I was talking with Joe Rogan about this the other day.
The only comedian ever where I found myself, found myself standing out of my
seat,
cheering and laughing at the same time.
Like, it's fucking 1910 and a warship with my dad just came back to the shore
in San Diego.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'd never done anything like that in my life.
Out of my seat, cheering.
What?
And I was doing that and I was living like that because he has a special gift.
And Joe Rogan says this a lot.
It's like, what is people's intention?
That's what matters.
What is somebody's intention?
Because that's what's killing comedy.
And the truth is, I don't think things are killing it anymore.
I think you have guys like, you know, you have guys who are funny with good
hearts.
Who are out there fighting every day for comedy to be based on intention.
And I think that it's coming back around.
And that's why I follow, you know, guys that I follow.
And that's why I look up to guys that I look up to.
Because they're pioneers.
This old shit of being offended by everything, that shit is done, bro.
You want to live there?
Then you choose to live there.
That's a choice.
Oh, somebody can't say this.
People can say whatever they want.
What's their intention?
Look, you want to use a racial slur?
Go use it.
But go use it around that race.
See how that works out for you.
Dude, I grew up in the South, man.
You want to drop an N-bomb around somebody that might have a different skin
tone than you?
You're going to learn really fast that that's not a comfortable choice.
Because people know people's intention.
You know, intention, man.
And that's where I'm trying to live.
And that's where these guys live, man.
So Coco Diaz, you know, I don't care if you saw him and you were on your last
leg.
I don't care if you're out there, you know, drinking bone marrow out of a can
because you're, you know, you might not make it.
Any condition you see him in, that's a beautiful condition.
But that one-eighth, boy.
That sounds good, bro.
That's what I like about them mushrooms, boy.
You know, when I used to eat them mushrooms, dude, you start fucking looking
for yourself.
And that's crazy because you are yourself.
And that's, man, that's a beautiful treat.