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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Canadian Hospitality | TPW Clips' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-23. Transcript available.

I was in Canada, I was in Canada, and man, I got, look, I said this on my
Instagrams,
if I die, Lord, bring me back in Canada.
Man, it's the nicest people.
If you want to know probably maybe what America was like 50 years ago or
something,
like in the hearts of people, like when people's hearts were in a good spot,
or, you know, and maybe that's me romanticizing America, and that's fine,
but I think you go to Canada.
I think you're going to see a mass exodus to Canada at some point
because, dude, if you want that, if you want your, Canada, dude, look,
in Canada, you could break your leg, right?
You're laying in the street.
Someone will come up and fucking rip their own leg off and replace your leg,
and you're like, what, bro?
Don't you need your leg?
And the guy will be like, oh, you know, I've been, I've had my leg for, you
know,
maybe 40 years, and it's been a good run, you know, you can use it.
And I'll be like, what the fuck?
So now you're running around, you got your dual, you know, leg is in ship.
You got an American leg and a Canadian leg, and that's how they are.
Dude, if you just even look short of breath, a Canadian, you know,
a beautiful Canadian woman will come up and just,
just fill you with that frosty, friendly air of them mountains, you know,
that Canadian hit.
And you're like, what was that for?
And she's like, oh, you just looked a little light in the, you know,
in the O2 tits, you know, in the lungs.
You looked a little light in the lungs.
And man, they're just so friendly.
Dude, it got a little windy.
I was walking down the street, some of my hair blew over my eyes.
Bro, someone immediately came and moved it off of my eyes.
That's Canada.
Just kind people, man.
I mean, and it's like, and here, like in America,
kindness is something that we have to push, you know.
I mean, I think about it a lot, you know,
like how do I stay out of myself and think about others.
But man, in Canada, it's not like that.
I can't even explain it to you.
I can't even explain it to you.
And you would think because they're so cold, you know, they're frosty.
You know, if you look at, go find a picture of a Canadian.
If you look in the background of that picture, there's some,
there's a huge piece of land back there with ice on it, you know.
I mean, it's God's freezer, bro.
That's that frozen food section.
You know what I'm saying?
They got all, you walk far enough in Canada, you fucking,
it's just like, you know, just a bunch of tostinos
and a bunch of frozen pizzas.
And, you know, they got all kind of frozen meats and ice trays, everything.
It's that frozen food universe up there.
Thank you guys for checking out this clip.
And if you want to see another clip,
then you can look at this clip or this clip, either one of these.
So did you pick one or are you still just watching me do this?
Because this is alarming.