Name: Theo asks Rizzler About Some of His Rumors and Lore
Uploaded: 2025-12-17T17:01:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo asks Rizzler About Some of His Rumors and Lore' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo asks Rizzler About Some of His Rumors and Lore' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-17. Transcript available.

There's a couple rumors that I've heard about you.
I'm going to rattle them off.
You tell me true or false, okay?
I heard that you have two cell phones.
I actually have three.
Well, my brother has two iPads, and I have a phone.
And I have two Nintendo Switches.
You have a scale?
What?
Good answer.
Good answer.
I have a Nintendo Switch.
You have it?
I have two.
What?
You can just switch from one to the other.
Yeah, I got the Switch.
It's like an all-white one.
And then I have the Switch 2.
It's the new one.
It's actually pretty cool.
Another rumor that I've heard, I read somewhere online,
and haters will say stuff, you know,
but somebody said that you can't run that fast.
Is that true, or is that?
I can run fast, yeah.
I think that's what we saw.
Right here.
Somebody said, I heard you can't even run that fast.
I can run fast.
I can run fast.
So that's Captain.
Yeah.
Gosh, man.
I'm sorry people say that kind of stuff, too.
Yeah.
You can run from the law in this picture right here,
I'll tell you that.
You can run through Prohibition right here with your father.
That's an awesome picture.
And where were you guys going?
God, look at you.
You look like Rosie O'Donnell in that picture.
I'm literally sitting on books.
Oh, you are?
Look how many books they got you on.
Bro, those Feastables, the peanut butter ones?
No, there's peanut butter ones and chocolate ones.
But the peanut butter chocolate ones, how good are they?
I hate peanut butter, but peanut butter and chocolate just...
Yeah.
It's like they knew each other.
Yeah.
It's like they were meant to be.
It really is.
They're the Romeo and Juliet of our taste buds.
You know?
Another rumor.
I heard that you get unlimited screen time on the weekends.
Yes.
Weekdays, too?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Your mom's going to be mad, dude, that we told...
Sorry.
It is what it is, right?
Yeah.
Sometimes you're your own worst snitch, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Rumor or cap?
The MD Foodie Boys, you familiar with them?
No.
Bring them up.
Rumor is that they tried to invite you into their dining club.
These guys right here.
I think so, actually.
Rumor is that...
Yeah, because one of the kids was allergic to caramel or whatever, and that's
how they blew up.
Or he had never seen nougat or whatever or whatever.
Or he'd never eaten, like, a polk rib or something.
And he just...
I remember he turned all red when they even told him about it.
But, yeah, somebody said they invited you to be in their gang.
I think so, actually.
Okay.
And is that something you think you would do?
Or you're kind of...
You like your turf you're on?
But you'd consider it.
Respect.
I like that.
Yeah, people love these guys, man.
They're out of Baltimore.
Some survivors up there.
And they're doing their best.
They're out of Baltimore.