Name: The Time Chelsea Handler Accidentally Dosed Her Date
Uploaded: 2025-12-20T15:01:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Time Chelsea Handler Accidentally Dosed Her Date' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Time Chelsea Handler Accidentally Dosed Her Date' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-20. Transcript available.

um i'm high as a georgia pine oh yeah that was that there was that one guy that
did lsd um that's
that would be good for sports i love lsd yeah yeah i love microdosing lsd to
put some fucking
pep in your step like if you're really really struggling and you're having like
your schedule's
crazy and insane lsd is the thing i take lsd all the time really i love it a
microdose what is there
a type of like so how much is a microdose of lsd but i have a sheet of like 370
hits i get all my
drugs in canada i have a house in whistler and drugs are legal there and they're
it's like you
don't have to worry about any fucked up shit in canada my friends who make that
like who put who
i get that are doctors one's a therapist one's a neurobiologist they actually
get the cleanest stuff
like they get mdma and they'll put in capsules and you'll get a microdose of
like 50 milligrams of mdma
which is awesome because that's like just being in a good mood you know what i
mean you're not over
the top right you're not licking people and stuff you're shaking hands and
being normal and you're
like this is a great time i feel like dancing i like you you know lsd same
thing just an upper like
a pick-me-up you know um you're not hallucinating but you're just like up like
a kind of like a
psilocybin like microdose so i find that stuff to be very helpful and aiding
with my schedule i was on
a date with this guy in london once and uh i like london don't you i love london
it's my favorite and
i was on a date with this guy in london and we had a great date i would i had
been talking to him
like on raya or one of those apps before i went out there and he was hot and
and and and we went
out to dinner we had a great dinner and i was like oh this is going great i'm
like do you want some
you know mushrooms and he had talked about mushrooms so like i thought we were
both into it and he's
like yeah i would love some and we get back to my house and he i would get back
to my hotel and he's
just dripping sweating like and i'm like are you and he just looked like he was
about to throw up and
he's like i think i'm gonna throw up and i'm like oh my god are you he's like i'm
fucking flying and i
was like oh my god i felt like bill cosby you know like i drugged this man and
i go oh my god and then
he he had to take a walk outside i go yeah go take a walk and i'm texting i go
go take a walk you need
a fresh air i go go take a walk and he came back like 20 minutes later he's
like i'm sorry but i i have
to go home like i'm i'm fucking hallucinating and i'm sitting there on shrooms
too but i'm fine and i'm
like oh my god i just drugged my date like and and i was telling my girlfriends
the next day and they're
like why would you ever give mushrooms to someone after you fucking went out to
dinner like that is
not exotic or like erotic or anything it's like that's a party drug to fucking
laugh like it's not
seductive and you fucking made the guy sick to his stomach and i was like yeah
no more drugs on first
dates you know no more yeah mushrooms are crazy dude i remember taking them one
time and some girl's
like let me see she didn't even want to make out or she's like let me see your
weird dick or whatever
and i was like because i guess like she was really getting the swirls you know
she's like let me see
your weird dick and i was like fucking all right you know but yeah that that
can be kind of a just a
tough idea and then yeah it's just weird to touch somebody and hug somebody and
then yeah like that
can be but it is fun to sit around and laugh or something on some mushroom that's
that's a lot of fun
yeah mushrooms aren't a very sexual drug so like you that you know that was
stupid yeah yeah but
sometimes sometimes having a like enjoying time with somebody's fucking nice
too and not feeling
the pressure like you gotta make like yeah yeah you gotta have sex exactly so
that's the that's the
problem with that too especially on a night where you're you know yeah it's
better to do that with
someone you've gotten to know a little bit rather than like a first excursion
yeah
Thank you.