Name: Theo and Jim Norton Remember Their Most Embarrassing Celebrity Encounters
Uploaded: 2026-01-05T16:30:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Jim Norton Remember Their Most Embarrassing Celebrity Encounters' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Jim Norton Remember Their Most Embarrassing Celebrity Encounters' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-05. Transcript available.

dude i accidentally called um i called one of the fighters steeped meal chicken
it was not him oh
no and i asked a woman i asked uh two ufc employees i was like is that like yes
that's him
and i went over to say hey and it wasn't it was uh john uh brookovic braun yan
yan blohovich oh yeah yeah yeah and at it was just fucking scary for a minute
would you say
yeah i was like hey how's the retirement going and i think he didn't want to
you know if a guy's not
retired you probably want to hear that and i kind of like tickled him a little
because i know steep
and it was just fucking tough but uh you know you win something he did give me
a nice look later on
that made me feel a little bit better but just you got to be careful like yeah
it's funny like
it's almost like whenever you get to like you're like around a pit bull for a
little while at a
party like oh now we're buddies yeah you just want to be a little careful
sometimes around those guys
you want to be a little bit careful because you never know what past trauma you
remind them of in
a minute when you do something i had i was in la one time many years ago uh and
i walked up and it
was patrick swayze was coming out of a restaurant so i walked up was he
handsome very and i go dude i
love you can we take a picture uh i'm like i'm such a i'm such a fan patrick
and he goes i'm not
patrick and it was uh david keith and he was with a date whoa that was
embarrassing that was
fucking embarrassing i thought it was swayze it wasn't oh that is heavy i could
see that a little
bit that was years ago that looks like robert wool actually um oh did i fuck up
i just got nervous
it was keith david you mean oh david keith is one's black one's white oh david
keith sorry did i say
keith david keith on keith david keith david's black if it was him yeah he was
in platoon
i i i yeah mr swayze he wasn't like yeah no no this guy's fucking not doing
well david keith is white
keith he was in an officer and a gentleman david keith is a great actor oh yeah
i just panicked
oh for sure i was just nervous keith david i met in an airport one time in lax
the coolest guy in
history he's wearing like a completely white suit and white coat with a fucking
white hat
guy's just awesome yeah he was also in that uh that michael douglas what was
the movie uh platoon
no uh spartacus it was a drug movie uh where the girl requiem for a dream i
think he was in oh that
movie was interesting yeah uh i think jared leto was in that and he was really
uh keith david is
tremendous but in platoon you know yeah that was a different time yeah that was
embarrassing i relate
to that it's humiliating yeah i'm trying to think i know there's been something
like that that i've
had but i think sometimes i just can't i think sometimes my brain just shuts
down do you ever
panic around people like that like where like my brain is not working and i'm
just like lost and i'm
like i know i should be more comfortable like but they're famous or whatever it
is oh yeah i met john johnny
depp came to the comedy store one night and it's still like a moment of lore
because it was like
uh doug stanhope brought him yeah and they were in the green room at the in the
main room and
everybody was in there and i was like i got there and they're like uh don't
tell anybody johnny
depp's here and i knew when they're telling me i was like they've told
everybody they're telling me
and so i go back in there and then all you know to like you don't even know who
else in the room
was like 50 people in this little room and john and then like i got to somehow
got to say i said
hello mr johnny depp and then i had nothing else to say and it was very
uncomfortable and i realized
i was just there for me kind of and i just got out of there yeah it's
embarrassing because you want
to say something but sometimes a person's famous and i like their work but i
don't have anything to
say to them like yeah i admire your work and that's kind of uh you know where
do you go from there
if you have nothing legitimate to say and i've i yeah i've done that i've
humiliated myself
uh but they got to be used to it too they're like and some of them will be
helpful to you they'll
kind of ask you something to fucking put you back on your feet you know or
someone will shake you and
be like you're not a son or whatever you know like no one's ever shaken me and
said that
i've tried to say that in the mirror and i just wound up laughing
jim has a crash chest dummy and he's just it's like one of those battling dummies
but he just uses
give it uplifting positive semi-homosexual like uh you're straight jim yeah
that's not now you're
not jim get back in there jim you're straight you can do it you it's not scary
it doesn't have teeth
um yeah no i oh my here's my johnny depp story i was at uh i got invited to uh
it was aussie's
actual uh 70th birthday party i got to go to that wow in the u.s in that was at
his house in beverly
hills and it was amazing there was a lot of great people there and johnny depp
uh was walking around
and i was talking to him and he was very nice um and i talked to him three or
four different times
we took a picture and then i uh i realized it was a johnny depp impersonator
stupid no showbiz jim
norton like my aunt again i fell for it i it was a johnny depp 20 years younger
than johnny depp by
the way and i fucking fell for it hook line and sinker all night you're over
there i do it i'm like
johnny depp i got a picture i've gotten dice got me on the road years ago we
were on the road in like
late late 90s he goes that's charlie daniels so i took a picture with this guy
it was just some
fucking hayseed in a cowboy hat oh they got me so good they got me one time we
were in the airport
it was an opie and anthony trip we were going somewhere and uh one of the jonas
brothers was
talking to his dad they were traveling one of the and i'm not a fan of the jonas
brothers and i don't
know their names but uh i'm like i gotta i'll take a picture with him so i walk
over and uh i just
start talking to this 15 year old kid and his dad and i now i just wanted to
take a picture if you
don't mind and i look and they're all laughing and i realize it's just some
fucking kid with his dad
i creepily approached some 15 year old they're sitting in the airport eating
lunch and some
fucking old blinking pederast looking guy wants a photo with this boy he's cold
oh my god cold cold
cold coffee and the faust head is this nothing better than her head movements
oh my god she looks like the cop in dog day afternoon
keep us off drinks keep us off drinks uh but yeah that was uh i've gotten i've
gotten god a few
times like that thinking it's a fucking celebrity it's humiliating but but i
deserve it yeah and we
all need stuff like that man it's the stuff like that that uh that just keeps
you alive i feel like
yeah and when you get one of your friends and like i i do i do like the ability
to like just go like
you're an idiot it's funny yeah laugh at yourself and what better think to hit
on a kid and also
realize you're not a pedophile well i wasn't i didn't i didn't think he was
cute i just wanted a
picture i wasn't hitting on him i didn't i didn't say to him son if you need to
go to the restroom
may i escort no i was just trying to take a picture while they ate lunch some
fucking kiosk
at the airport and the father they looked at me like what and i just happened
to see anthony and
the rest of the guys fucking laughing and i'm like yeah yeah they got me i'm
like sorry i just
don't want to have my camera out fucking jerk off oh my god dude yeah oh i don't
know why that's
what that's for some reason just so perfect that was one thing i was nice about
before like social
meeting everything like everything was possible nobody in a moment's notice
could be like that's
not them or this isn't possible you could lie to people but you couldn't lie to
be you make stuff
up there was so much room for creativity and possibility and everything because
everybody
didn't have all of the like hypothetical answers at the at the at their wall
information yeah but
looking at yeah like i could have just googled them and then seen and i i
imagine i could have at
that point either i was just so thought it'd be so much fun to get a picture
with one of the
jonas brothers yeah i i get pictures of people i don't give a fuck i stopped
doing that now as i'm
older but for a long time i did it was fun and