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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Opening Up Fan Mail with Theo | Anthrax Challenge #2' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-15. Transcript available.

hey welcome to a nothing that's nothing it is a another fan mail unboxing anthrax
challenge that we're gonna do here today we got a lot of stuff that has come in
and so I want to crack it open in front of you guys so you can be a part of
what
goes on here and this is well this is a Reeves blade this was made by some man
named Reeves out there and we'll put a link for his blades out there so you
want
to get a Reeves blade and this thing I mean this this will definitely change
the
game up if you need to change it up here we go right here this is a oh this is
a
beautiful hitter right here that came in look at that huh what is that
look at that oh that's that burger shirt boy that's a savage burger shirt so
even if you can't you know I'm on paleos
right now I can eat burger I can eat some burgers but sometimes you know you
can have a burger and wear a burger
so that's pretty beautiful I want to thank whoever sent that in and it doesn't
say who sent it in
but that is the AWD hooded sweatshirt and that's that burger shirt so if we can
find a link to that we will put it down below what else we got let's crack into
something else
we got package number two right here and this is really quality packaging but
not
this packaging is strong enough for this Reeves blade you know
that's a straight up I'll get a job in Santa's workshop doing it like that
oh and here's something we got
they got sent in right here and this is
probably from someday I'm guessing
pediophile and that's probably low-key obvious
let me see who this is oh t public this is a
company
that makes cool stuff t public
and this is another little thing they have like a booklet
oh so what they do is they create stuff
for like different podcasts and different things so if you want to be a
supporter
and then they they were just sending me some merchandise that this is the kind
of stuff they can make
uh if they want to put you if you want to put your logo on something or or do
something like that so
um
that was nice of them no card
but we we don't need a card but anyway that was
something nice from them from t public
what else we got here
i want to thank whoever sent that in as well
probably daniel t public
sent that hitter in
and this right here they used to give you if you got a pornography they put it
in a black sack
so nobody would know what you had but
if you got it at the service station they put it in a black sack
but the problem was the dude that had the black sack always had pornography
that's what it was
so it really kind of backfired
uh this company called entrepreneur
um oh entrepreneur
and they got a couple hitters right here
and so this is one right here entrepreneur
and if you are an entrepreneur then they got an entrepreneur miami
so that's
beautiful
chest piece right there just something for your chest and stomach
and arms and the tops of your arms
entrepreneur
so thank you very much
it says on behalf of entrepreneur we want to extend a very special thank you
for your recent purchase
uh you are welcome
um they sent this in
but you are still welcome
let's see what else we got here
ooh
what do you think it is dentures
ooh wonder what it is
probably somebody's dick
i'm joking
um
oh this is a picture of a lovely lady here
this is megan from new jersey
and this is oh this cool sign that is on her property
i'm guessing
this is what central jersey looks like
it looks like a picture of almost something outside of a prison
uh but it's like a robin hood kind of sign pretty cool
and then this jewel smoker
and this is to quit smoking
it's very sweet of her
so this is to help me quit smoking
look i got different flavors in here
um
chocolate mousse
what is that
creme brulee
uh booyah base
which i don't even know what that is
that's soup
and um
green
so there you go
thank you very much
megan is very kind of you
uh
so glad you and chris decided to get fan mail
i've been hoping to get an opportunity
to tell you how much i appreciate tpw
which is hilarious
but in particular
your honesty and openness about your struggles
has helped me with my very own
which are similar
even though i'm like 10 years older than you
and from a different part of the country
and i think by that term
she means that she's a female
um
i think that means from
you know
vajanistan
i've had trouble with depression anxiety
and low self-esteem since i was a kid
there's a family history of depression
and nobody says
but i'm pretty sure alcoholism too
they get thirsty boy
depressed people get thirsty
my husband matt and i live in a small town in new jersey
with our three boys
he is from the midwest
and we met while we were both living
in new york city
he was working as a journalist
and i was a union organizer
right after we got married
he transferred to holland
which is a sauce i thought
and i got pregnant with our oldest
who has now just turned 18
matt and i spent most of our courtship in bars
and have continued drinking and smoking
whenever we are together
except for when i was literally either pregnant or nursing
oh my world's kind of collided
when i met
when matt and i went to see your stand-up a couple weeks ago
he has never heard the podcast
but liked the netflix special
so i told him about the show
we decided to make it one of our very rare date nights
booked a room at the holiday inn
and everything
i remember this
this is in hasbrook heights new jersey
i met you guys at the bar
that's why i remember you now
oh yeah
um
thank you megan
that's very sweet of you for this
and i'm glad that you and matt
uh came out to the shower
i remember meeting you guys
and talking
talking to you in the bar for a few minutes
um
and
yeah
and i'm
you know
maybe drinking is for you
maybe it isn't
who knows
maybe you have to take a break
maybe you don't
only you know if you have a problem with that
but i know that i
um
that i'm appreciative you sent these nice things
and thank you so much for this jewel
jewel e-cigarette
and for this photo of you
and uh
and we appreciate it
all right
let's see what else we have here
ooh
this sounds like a puzzle
and if you sent somebody a puzzle
that means they have to put it together dude
that's
pretty
messed up
that's a lot of work for someone
you know
especially when the picture's on the box
that's the thing about puzzles
the picture's on the freaking box dude
so it's like the whole surprise is gone
i think
let's see what this is
what if this really is anthrax
oh
uh oh
you are perfect exactly as you are
there is no need to change anything
except the thoughts that you aren't good enough
wow that's a nice thing to say huh
i saw you a few years ago
first time in fort myers florida
i can't remember the year
but you were
telling jokes about
little people and cats
and that's true story
i saw two cats attack a midget
in her mosa beach
and that shit's been on my heart
for a long time
i was hooked
you really made me laugh
i see comics a lot
and i'm not always impressed
i started to follow you on social media
and got to see you
last year in pittsburgh and cleveland
i am a registered nurse
20 years
oh thank you for your
your services as an rn
i think nurses are
some of the greatest people
that we have
in the world
uh...
10 years in er
and now i work for
cigna insurance
um...
i love your honesty
and your heart
your humor is something
i look forward to
every week
take care
renee nicole
oh that's sweet of you
um...
thank you renee
this is nice
you're perfect exactly as you are
there's no need to change anything
except the thought
that you aren't good enough
that's real facts
right here
so let's get this
that beaver pennsylvania
i think renee's throwing out
some uh...
shots fired huh
that beaver
that jerry mathers
ooh
what is this
that shootran shave cream
girl
you hit me with that shootran
that stress away stick
therapeutic grade essential oil
roll on
ooh
look at that huh
oh yeah
damn
it smells like uh... rum and coke
pretty good
oh a lot of treats in here
look at this
that shootran soap bar
and that's i'm sure
and that's what's going to happen to you
look at these
a lot of these little baby hitters
get some of that avocado
what is this
oh that
mister it says
mister who
you know
so that's crazy
lemon
frankincense
damn
damn
this shit is
biblical
thievery
man
somebody's going to fuck me
if i put all this on
beaver falls coffee and tea
thank you very much
coffee right here
get that sack of cafe
okay
and what is this
oh milk chocolate and dark chocolate
i'm on this paleo's diet right here but we will keep these in studio as a gift
for our guests when they come
dove have good chocolates and that's the truth man and people tell you that
and what else do we have here this pure nature pure spa natural
color changing led enhances the ambiance in the room with soft glowing light
and this is a mister too this sprays mist into the air
so if you're tired of being in a room that's doesn't have mist in it
then you could change your whole existence in minutes it says
present prevents overheating and safety concerns because a lot of
poor people get killed every year because they sleep by like space heaters that
they
plug into the wall and that happens a lot of times honestly in
chicago
but thank you so much renee nicole that's really nice this box of peace is what
you sent me
this box of peacefulness
and a little bit of that beaver huh
throwing that jerry mathers out there thank you very much
this is a nice
nice gift
very nice gift very thoughtful of you and thank you for the note
and i bet if you got 40 chameleons or leopards or whatever you have that they
really love you
love you you're a good owner let's see what this is right here a shirt
there you go
some man caught us
some man caught a something in space jellyfish i think
wow can you imagine if they had a fish in space what about a space shark
and so this is from t public
sending us something else so that's really nice of them
all right let's see what else we got here
this is from kevin best
and kevin actually makes all of our t-shirts and stuff
so that's really cool you can go to uh
theovon.com/store and they have
different all types of t-shirts and everything
and this is that reeves blade right here getting us in
getting us into the box see what kev sent
oh nice
so we sent these bags and so these bags are going to be uh for people that that
call in each month
uh... with their this past weekend story
uh... and whoever wins each month we're gonna send them like t-shirt and some
other things
and we'll put it in one of these bags each month
so i'm super glad that he sent us these these aren't
uh...
these aren't for sale on the store but those are for us to send our
uh... gift bags out each month
let's see what else anthony hair private illustration
i think i opened this up before
and this says the of on podcasting hope this finds you well i'm a huge fan of
your comedy and overall way of being you've helped me laughter
really is medicine
by now you've received my mustache cheeseburger hoodie
oh
mustache cheeseburger hoodie
he's a character i'm developing as part of a world of burgers and fried food
called
burgers and fries
silly but fun
good luck with quitting the cigarettes man anthony
anthony
p.s the p i stands for private illustrator
ooh anthony hair p i
and he's from uh... canada canadian
so
everything makes sense in canada
you know
but thank you we got that mustache cheeseburger boy
that's what we used to call my stepdad which is kind of funny
all right
let's see what else we got i feel like uh
who's that guy that math teacher that died
steven hawking
all right let me get
all right let me get
this next
and this is from ellen piebles
and she sent us some hitters right here thrive with me
oh wow she sent that
photo right there
look like she just smoked a blunt boy
and she lives down maybe in delray beach you feel me
and this is um
and this is um
and this is um
lifestyle
what is this sugar
thrive
ultra micronized nutrition
thrive vanilla lifestyle mix
so if your lifestyle ain't right
so if your lifestyle ain't right
get a hit of that mix
boo
fucking make a shake
you know what i'm saying
have a couple of capsules
make your children look different
thrive
thrive
thrive
damn they got everything in here dude you can't even
get that vanilla lifestyle mix
thrive with me
thank you for sending these in
i might try the mix
all right
and then we got this right here this is from brian james
and this is has glass in it
so we're going to be careful with that
thank you miss peebles for that thrive
and uh
this is that bud vac this says
man i'm gonna cut my fucking arm open
all right
what is it
oh here we go
hope you can use these they are useful for storing
things
other than the green stuff
oh this is for pot
marijuana addicts
all right
i hope you can use these they are useful for storing things other than the
green stuff
oh i use the the large jar for marinades
throw some chicken in there with some marinade vacuum out the air
let it sit for about two minutes let the air back in
then pump it again and let it sit for five to ten minutes release the vacuum
and grill
it basically makes the meat absorb the juices faster than normal
also if you're into fancy coffee or weird
shit
you can keep things a lot fresher in jars
um let me know either way so these are jars that are vacuum sealed so that they
can
you can keep stuff better in jars and he sent me a series of jars and they come
with a pump
that lets you pump out air that you don't want wow thank you that's bud vac
so that could be for weed or anything marinate as well
what else do we have
i think
we
are done um yeah thank you guys so much for the wonderful gifts and different
things and
you know fancy vanilla mix and chocolate and shirts and doodads and um and
hopefully no anthrax
some of my hands smell kind of weird thank you for this jewel thank you megan
uh you and matt
for coming out in new jersey to the show and um and just for all the cool gifts
we're going to
make like a montage and stuff around here in the studio as we get as we
continue to get it to evolve
and uh and just appreciate you guys support so much
we'll um i'm sure you'll be seeing some of these things up around the studio
uh i'll we'll put the the address if you want to send something in for the
unboxing and for the um
anthrax challenge i'm a little bit tired so i'm going to get out of here and
try not to smoke
uh you guys have a good day

Opening Up Fan Mail with Theo | Anthrax Challenge #2

hey welcome to a nothing that's nothing it is a another fan mail unboxing anthrax
challenge that we're gonna do here today we got a lot of stuff that has come in
and so I want to crack it open in front of you guys so you can be a part of
what
goes on here and this is well this is a Reeves blade this was made by some man
named Reeves out there and we'll put a link for his blades out there so you
want
to get a Reeves blade and this thing I mean this this will definitely change
the
game up if you need to change it up here we go right here this is a oh this is
a
beautiful hitter right here that came in look at that huh what is that
look at that oh that's that burger shirt boy that's a savage burger shirt so
even if you can't you know I'm on paleos
right now I can eat burger I can eat some burgers but sometimes you know you
can have a burger and wear a burger
so that's pretty beautiful I want to thank whoever sent that in and it doesn't
say who sent it in
but that is the AWD hooded sweatshirt and that's that burger shirt so if we can
find a link to that we will put it down below what else we got let's crack into
something else
we got package number two right here and this is really quality packaging but
not
this packaging is strong enough for this Reeves blade you know
that's a straight up I'll get a job in Santa's workshop doing it like that
oh and here's something we got
they got sent in right here and this is
probably from someday I'm guessing
pediophile and that's probably low-key obvious
let me see who this is oh t public this is a
company
that makes cool stuff t public
and this is another little thing they have like a booklet
oh so what they do is they create stuff
for like different podcasts and different things so if you want to be a
supporter
and then they they were just sending me some merchandise that this is the kind
of stuff they can make
uh if they want to put you if you want to put your logo on something or or do
something like that so
um
that was nice of them no card
but we we don't need a card but anyway that was
something nice from them from t public
what else we got here
i want to thank whoever sent that in as well
probably daniel t public
sent that hitter in
and this right here they used to give you if you got a pornography they put it
in a black sack
so nobody would know what you had but
if you got it at the service station they put it in a black sack
but the problem was the dude that had the black sack always had pornography
that's what it was
so it really kind of backfired
uh this company called entrepreneur
um oh entrepreneur
and they got a couple hitters right here
and so this is one right here entrepreneur
and if you are an entrepreneur then they got an entrepreneur miami
so that's
beautiful
chest piece right there just something for your chest and stomach
and arms and the tops of your arms
entrepreneur
so thank you very much
it says on behalf of entrepreneur we want to extend a very special thank you
for your recent purchase
uh you are welcome
um they sent this in
but you are still welcome
let's see what else we got here
ooh
what do you think it is dentures
ooh wonder what it is
probably somebody's dick
i'm joking
um
oh this is a picture of a lovely lady here
this is megan from new jersey
and this is oh this cool sign that is on her property
i'm guessing
this is what central jersey looks like
it looks like a picture of almost something outside of a prison
uh but it's like a robin hood kind of sign pretty cool
and then this jewel smoker
and this is to quit smoking
it's very sweet of her
so this is to help me quit smoking
look i got different flavors in here
um
chocolate mousse
what is that
creme brulee
uh booyah base
which i don't even know what that is
that's soup
and um
green
so there you go
thank you very much
megan is very kind of you
uh
so glad you and chris decided to get fan mail
i've been hoping to get an opportunity
to tell you how much i appreciate tpw
which is hilarious
but in particular
your honesty and openness about your struggles
has helped me with my very own
which are similar
even though i'm like 10 years older than you
and from a different part of the country
and i think by that term
she means that she's a female
um
i think that means from
you know
vajanistan
i've had trouble with depression anxiety
and low self-esteem since i was a kid
there's a family history of depression
and nobody says
but i'm pretty sure alcoholism too
they get thirsty boy
depressed people get thirsty
my husband matt and i live in a small town in new jersey
with our three boys
he is from the midwest
and we met while we were both living
in new york city
he was working as a journalist
and i was a union organizer
right after we got married
he transferred to holland
which is a sauce i thought
and i got pregnant with our oldest
who has now just turned 18
matt and i spent most of our courtship in bars
and have continued drinking and smoking
whenever we are together
except for when i was literally either pregnant or nursing
oh my world's kind of collided
when i met
when matt and i went to see your stand-up a couple weeks ago
he has never heard the podcast
but liked the netflix special
so i told him about the show
we decided to make it one of our very rare date nights
booked a room at the holiday inn
and everything
i remember this
this is in hasbrook heights new jersey
i met you guys at the bar
that's why i remember you now
oh yeah
um
thank you megan
that's very sweet of you for this
and i'm glad that you and matt
uh came out to the shower
i remember meeting you guys
and talking
talking to you in the bar for a few minutes
um
and
yeah
and i'm
you know
maybe drinking is for you
maybe it isn't
who knows
maybe you have to take a break
maybe you don't
only you know if you have a problem with that
but i know that i
um
that i'm appreciative you sent these nice things
and thank you so much for this jewel
jewel e-cigarette
and for this photo of you
and uh
and we appreciate it
all right
let's see what else we have here
ooh
this sounds like a puzzle
and if you sent somebody a puzzle
that means they have to put it together dude
that's
pretty
messed up
that's a lot of work for someone
you know
especially when the picture's on the box
that's the thing about puzzles
the picture's on the freaking box dude
so it's like the whole surprise is gone
i think
let's see what this is
what if this really is anthrax
oh
uh oh
you are perfect exactly as you are
there is no need to change anything
except the thoughts that you aren't good enough
wow that's a nice thing to say huh
i saw you a few years ago
first time in fort myers florida
i can't remember the year
but you were
telling jokes about
little people and cats
and that's true story
i saw two cats attack a midget
in her mosa beach
and that shit's been on my heart
for a long time
i was hooked
you really made me laugh
i see comics a lot
and i'm not always impressed
i started to follow you on social media
and got to see you
last year in pittsburgh and cleveland
i am a registered nurse
20 years
oh thank you for your
your services as an rn
i think nurses are
some of the greatest people
that we have
in the world
uh...
10 years in er
and now i work for
cigna insurance
um...
i love your honesty
and your heart
your humor is something
i look forward to
every week
take care
renee nicole
oh that's sweet of you
um...
thank you renee
this is nice
you're perfect exactly as you are
there's no need to change anything
except the thought
that you aren't good enough
that's real facts
right here
so let's get this
that beaver pennsylvania
i think renee's throwing out
some uh...
shots fired huh
that beaver
that jerry mathers
ooh
what is this
that shootran shave cream
girl
you hit me with that shootran
that stress away stick
therapeutic grade essential oil
roll on
ooh
look at that huh
oh yeah
damn
it smells like uh... rum and coke
pretty good
oh a lot of treats in here
look at this
that shootran soap bar
and that's i'm sure
and that's what's going to happen to you
look at these
a lot of these little baby hitters
get some of that avocado
what is this
oh that
mister it says
mister who
you know
so that's crazy
lemon
frankincense
damn
damn
this shit is
biblical
thievery
man
somebody's going to fuck me
if i put all this on
beaver falls coffee and tea
thank you very much
coffee right here
get that sack of cafe
okay
and what is this
oh milk chocolate and dark chocolate
i'm on this paleo's diet right here but we will keep these in studio as a gift
for our guests when they come
dove have good chocolates and that's the truth man and people tell you that
and what else do we have here this pure nature pure spa natural
color changing led enhances the ambiance in the room with soft glowing light
and this is a mister too this sprays mist into the air
so if you're tired of being in a room that's doesn't have mist in it
then you could change your whole existence in minutes it says
present prevents overheating and safety concerns because a lot of
poor people get killed every year because they sleep by like space heaters that
they
plug into the wall and that happens a lot of times honestly in
chicago
but thank you so much renee nicole that's really nice this box of peace is what
you sent me
this box of peacefulness
and a little bit of that beaver huh
throwing that jerry mathers out there thank you very much
this is a nice
nice gift
very nice gift very thoughtful of you and thank you for the note
and i bet if you got 40 chameleons or leopards or whatever you have that they
really love you
love you you're a good owner let's see what this is right here a shirt
there you go
some man caught us
some man caught a something in space jellyfish i think
wow can you imagine if they had a fish in space what about a space shark
and so this is from t public
sending us something else so that's really nice of them
all right let's see what else we got here
this is from kevin best
and kevin actually makes all of our t-shirts and stuff
so that's really cool you can go to uh
theovon.com/store and they have
different all types of t-shirts and everything
and this is that reeves blade right here getting us in
getting us into the box see what kev sent
oh nice
so we sent these bags and so these bags are going to be uh for people that that
call in each month
uh... with their this past weekend story
uh... and whoever wins each month we're gonna send them like t-shirt and some
other things
and we'll put it in one of these bags each month
so i'm super glad that he sent us these these aren't
uh...
these aren't for sale on the store but those are for us to send our
uh... gift bags out each month
let's see what else anthony hair private illustration
i think i opened this up before
and this says the of on podcasting hope this finds you well i'm a huge fan of
your comedy and overall way of being you've helped me laughter
really is medicine
by now you've received my mustache cheeseburger hoodie
oh
mustache cheeseburger hoodie
he's a character i'm developing as part of a world of burgers and fried food
called
burgers and fries
silly but fun
good luck with quitting the cigarettes man anthony
anthony
p.s the p i stands for private illustrator
ooh anthony hair p i
and he's from uh... canada canadian
so
everything makes sense in canada
you know
but thank you we got that mustache cheeseburger boy
that's what we used to call my stepdad which is kind of funny
all right
let's see what else we got i feel like uh
who's that guy that math teacher that died
steven hawking
all right let me get
all right let me get
this next
and this is from ellen piebles
and she sent us some hitters right here thrive with me
oh wow she sent that
photo right there
look like she just smoked a blunt boy
and she lives down maybe in delray beach you feel me
and this is um
and this is um
and this is um
lifestyle
what is this sugar
thrive
ultra micronized nutrition
thrive vanilla lifestyle mix
so if your lifestyle ain't right
so if your lifestyle ain't ri