Name: Single Mom's Night Out: Oxnard
Uploaded: 2018-07-21T20:00:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Single Mom's Night Out: Oxnard' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Single Mom's Night Out: Oxnard' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-21. Transcript available.

All right, so we were fortunate enough, thanks to our Patreon supporters, to be
able to have
another single mom come out, and this was in Oxnard, California, at the Levity
Live,
and this beautiful little, I mean, this lady was just a wild cat, you know what
I'm saying?
Some moms, as you know, they got that Dorothy Cleaver, you know, they got that,
you know,
famous moms, June Archibald, Emilia Earhart, you know, Tabitha Christie, they
got all of that,
but sometimes you get that, you know, you get that wild Fauntleroy mama, and
that's who we got this time,
and this beautiful lady named Yvonne.
Hey there, my name is Jeff Sarto, I wanted to nominate a single mother for one
of your shows in Oxnard.
Oh, thanks for the call, Jeff, onward.
I was hoping for the show on the 6th, the mother's name is Yvonne Isabich, and
I know...
Ooh, Isabich, sorry, that's a real...
Man, that is, well, it's just funny, because we had a boy in our neighborhood
growing up
named Larry Asshol, and he was, I don't know if he was Spanish, or if he just
had kind of a lisp,
or something, or he just had a real wide throat, but yeah, this boy, Larry Asshol.
Anyhow, onward, thank you for nominating Yvonne, let's hear more.
That sounds, but that's legit, that's her last name,
I-S-A-B-I-C-H.
She's a 35-year-old single mother of two.
The proof is in the spelling, brother.
She has a 16-year-old and a 7-year-old,
and going to comedy shows is one of the things we do, just to let loose and
have a night out to ourselves.
So, it would be super awesome if we could get tickets to your show.
Yeah, thanks again, you're awesome, have a good night, bye.
Oh, that's a great submission, Jeff.
Thank you so much for submitting Yvonne for Oxnard.
Alright, so we're on our way to go see Theo Vaughn at Levity Live in Oxnard.
We are super excited, Theo so graciously hooked me up with a night out,
and we're just, fucking nice look.
Ah, we just saw Theo Vaughn, oh my god, he was amazing at Levity Live in Oxnard.
Theo, you were awesome, Levity Live Oxnard, dude, can't wait to see you again.
Thank you for everything, we're fucking super stoked, we're at Yardhouse now,
we hope to see you soon.
Yo, the tickets were amazing, thank you, dinner was awesome.
We appreciate everything you did for us, it was an amazing night out, thanks
again, man.
Thank you, Theo, dude, like, this is awesome.
Have a good night, man.
So, we were able to get in touch with Jeff and Yvonne, and she came out,
and I believe that she had a good time, but let's get her take on it.
Hello?
What's up, Yvonne?
Hey, how's it going?
It's going good, how are you?
I'm doing great.
Nice, did you, uh, did you guys have a good time the other night?
Oh my god, we had a blast, it was a great night.
Nice, well, I appreciate you guys coming out.
Yeah, thank you so much for everything.
I mean, it was just a great night.
You bet, it seemed like you were having fun.
You seemed definitely, I'll say this, one of the wildest moms I've ever met in
real time.
No, don't say that.
Oh, yeah.
No, it's not bad.
I just love having a good time, and I just love life, so I make the best out of
everything.
And, I mean, that was just extra special, so, you know.
Oh, good.
Yeah, because we'll look, I know I'm saying this, there's a lot of docile moms
out there
that feel like maybe they can't, you know, they can't, you know, they always
got to be a brontosaurus.
They can't get out there and just try, you know, and just try serotop every now
and then.
Oh, no, no.
Like I said, I love life, so any chance I get, any opportunity, you know, I'm
going to enjoy all of it.
Yeah.
And now, are your daughters like you or not?
I know you said you had two daughters, right?
Yeah, I have two daughters.
They're 16 and 8.
And, no, they're both great.
I mean, I'm really blessed.
I don't know how I got so blessed with two great daughters, but my older one's
really calm, and my little one's a little wild.
Yeah.
That little wild one, man, that's how it is.
I don't think you ever get two that are exactly the same, you know?
Yeah, I didn't know.
See, my older one tricked me.
And so, do they get excited when mom gets to go out and have fun, or like, what
is their kind of reaction to stuff like that?
Oh, no, they hear about everything.
I come home, and I tell them what a great night I have, you know, anytime I go
out or anything I do.
And then, sometimes, depending on what it is, you know, I'll take them with.
Yeah.
Whether it be like a monster truck rally or whatever I can do to take them out,
too,
and just let them know that they have to enjoy life, too, you know?
Yeah, no matter what.
Exactly.
No matter what.
Well, I appreciate you so much coming out.
And how was it?
Was the show okay overall?
Oh, no, the show was freaking great.
Like, your comedy is just great.
It just fits us perfectly.
Well, thanks.
I was just kind of fishing for a little compliment there.
Oh, no, you were great.
You don't need to fish for it.
You do that all on your own.
Well, yeah, I had a good time.
It was nice to meet you, and I appreciate you coming out.
And, yeah, thanks for being just, you know, a dope-ass single mom.
We need, you know, we need regular single moms, and sometimes we need some dope-ass
single moms out there.
If you have a single mom that you think could use a laugh and could use a break
because we know it's a stressful lifestyle, hit the hotline, 985-664-9503.
Or you can nominate someone using a video submission at TheoVaughn.com.
Just go on there, click on Podcasts, and there's a way there to ask a video
question, and that's a great place to submit a single mom for one of our
upcoming cities.
Those cities also can be found at TheoVaughn.com slash tour.