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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tits Past Weeekend | This Past Weekend Follow Ups' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-08-29. Transcript available.

What's up guys? Thanks for checking in on this follow-up. A few weeks ago, we
had a call from
Jeff with them breasts. And Jeff is, you know, he's just a human being and he's
a man.
And he doesn't want breasts. There's a lot of men out there that want breasts.
You know,
a lot of men out there want to be in these tit streets out there, you know,
running and living
lives and trying to be like a Kardashian out there about a donut shop off of
Santa Monica Boulevard
and Highland Avenue. You know what I'm saying? A lot of fellas out there, you
got to frisk them
because they got that Adam's apple turnover. You know what I'm saying? But this
man just has,
you know, he's got them fancy fish fronts. You know, God just gave him those,
you know,
them front milk holsters a little bit accidentally. And sometimes that happens
for men. You know,
sometimes they get, you know, a little bit of extra breastage. You know, maybe
when they were
in the womb or something, they were thinking about breasts. And so God started
thinking about it.
And that's how they got a little bit of, you know, some lowercase b cup
accidentally on a regular
man. But, uh, but this was the call that came in, uh, from Jeff.
When, when I gained a lot of weight, I developed, uh, breast.
Oh boy. Let's hear more.
Man titty. They've been there ever since. I'm 27 now. Uh, I've lost a lot of
weight.
Uh, even in the past, in the past year, I've lost 40 pounds with tough man is,
uh,
self-esteem is low, man. You take, you know, I'm going to the beach next
weekend with my family.
The idea of taking my shirt off, uh, being around the beach is terrible. How
can I like embrace it?
You know?
And you guys offered some suggestions, some follow-ups, uh, and some ideas for
Jeff.
And so did I. So here are some of our thoughts.
He should really think about doing a lot of chest exercises and stuff like that
to kind of, you know,
work on bringing the D's down to A's, if you know what I mean. There is people
out there that's rooting for him, man.
Just let him know that.
It's not okay. If you're a man, you're not supposed to have titties. It's about
discipline. And if he's okay with it, that's fine. Nobody's better than him.
But what the fuck, man? Don't say, yeah, it's okay to have tits and celebrate
being fat. You're fucking fat. If you got tits, look in the mirror. There's
probably other parts of your body that are fucked up too.
And me, being the proud owner of a pair of man titties, I very much identified
with that.
I just wanted to say that, man, this world will convince you that whatever it
is that you're bringing to the table ain't good enough.
And all these inside ugly people are going to try and tell you that your shit
ain't worth it.
And the only thing that got me over my insecurities about my man titties is
understanding that ain't nobody better than me. And I ain't better than nobody
else.
But then there is a condition, a hormonal medical condition called gynecomastia,
I think it's pronounced like that, where men have actual breast tissue, actual
mammary gland, not just that.
Like, you know, it's like a female breast, right?
And no amount of exercise is going to get rid of that.
If it's a medical condition, it's hormonal, maybe to see a doctor about it if
they're worried about it.
But, I mean, maybe you just want to rock the titties, right?
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
And that's what I'm saying.
And I think that that's what Jeff has.
Jeff has them medical tits.
You know what I'm saying?
He could do a million workouts, you know?
I mean, you could put him on a million workouts.
He might lose 70 pounds, but he's still going to have these tits, dude.
And, you know, what are you going to do then?
Then you got him.
He's almost disappeared.
He weighs 70 pounds.
He could barely lift his neck up because he'd been running so long and working
out.
But he's still got these fucking front bags.
And is that the move?
I don't know if that's the move, you know?
So now I want to check in with Jeff.
It's been about maybe a month almost.
And I just wanted to see kind of how his trip to the beach went and, you know,
what it's been like.
What suggestions he took, which ones he didn't like, and just a little more
thought into what it's like to have those, you know, those sweet and sour
freaking baby bags on the front, you know?
So let's hear what's up with Jeff right here.
Who am I?
Brennan Schaub?
That's coffee.
Hello?
Big Jeff.
Hey, what's up?
What's up, man?
How are you?
Doing good, man.
Doing good.
You know, you'd reached out a while back about, you know, them breasts and
about what it was like to have, you know, that, you know, those kind of frontal
man realms a little bit.
And so, you know, and people called in with a lot of ideas and suggestions and
thoughts.
And I just wanted to kind of know, like, man, it's a fascinating thing, you
know, like, you know, I can't imagine what that's like.
I mean, I think we all have some, you know, things we're inferior about, but
that's kind of a, you know, it's a unique one.
It's specific.
And I thought it was, you know, it was ballsy and breasty of you to really, you
know.
You know, and I'll quit making breast jokes here soon.
But I thought it was ballsy of you to be calling in about, man, for sure.
No, man.
Keep them coming, dude.
I love it, dude.
It cracks my dad up, man.
I've been sitting there like, he loves it, man.
Like, I was living with him at the time whenever they started being developed,
you know.
Wow.
I was staying with my mom and dad were, you know, broken up at the time, but I
was living with him.
And it was just like, you know, Pizza Hut or McDonald's and just, you know,
just probably not, you know, the healthiest of diets or whatever.
But I was just talking to my mom about, you know, my breasts and the whole
story even, like, in the beginning.
Apparently, like, apparently when I was, like, still a baby, like, you know,
she would rub baby oil on me and stuff.
And she said she felt non-sexual, of course, you know.
Yeah, no, but yeah.
But it's still, it's beautiful to see a baby getting shined up with oil.
I don't care, even if it's not sexual, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll fucking, I'll drop a batch of canola on a two-year-old every now and then
and just, you know what I'm saying, watch his shoulders shimmer.
Dude, I'm sure I was slick, man.
I'm sure.
Yeah, man.
I bet, man.
So even back then, your mother said that she felt like, like what, like your
chest felt different?
Well, it was like, there was, like, lumps, like, right below my baby nipples.
And, like, she said that, like, she took me to my doctor and my doctor was like,
don't worry about it, you know, no big deal.
So she kind of just followed what he said.
And then puberty hits with a terrible diet, I'm sure.
And it just started getting fatter and the breasts started becoming more breast-like.
But for the longest time, I thought it was just, like, you know, overweight pecs,
you know, fat man boobs.
Oh.
And so then, but now that must have made you, did it, I'm assuming then that
affected, like, kind of how you felt about how you ate or no?
No, no, man.
Like, for the longest time, I didn't really, like, put the two to two together,
you know what I mean?
I never, like, considered, like, you know, fast food or, you know, things that
I ate when I was younger to affect my chest.
And it was more of, like, until, probably more until high school that I was
actually being more concerned because some weight was dropping due to, I
started playing DDR a lot at the time when I was younger.
And what's, oh, that's Dance Dance Revolution.
Yes, sir, man.
I had my own little pad in my room and I would just sweat it up in my bedroom
playing away.
Damn, boy, you know what I'm saying?
Don't make me get a motel room right now, dude.
This shit's mildly turning me on, boy.
And so, and now, so at this point, you, you know, is this a noticeable thing?
Like, other people can notice it?
When can people notice it?
When you, only when you have a shirt off or what's it like?
Oh, man, it's like, I wear a lot of dark color shirts, wear a lot of blacks, a
lot of dark blues.
Oh, yeah.
Because to me, it hiddens that, but, I mean, in, like, middle school, I would
wear, like, no joke, like, two tight T-shirts.
And then, like.
Like an Italian.
Keep it tight, man.
Keep it tight, man.
It was like a man bra, but it was just a shirt.
Tight, tight, bro.
Like, just like a full, like, your whole body was perm, like a perm.
It was, like, it was cheap under armor.
It wasn't even under armor.
It was just something tight, you know.
Yeah, it was just duct tape, huh?
Yeah, no.
Dude, I've done the duct tape once, man.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I went on a date with this girl, but it turned it into, like, four boobs
instead of just, like, two.
You know, I had that split down that middle there.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Like a, like, what is that?
Like a, like a, what am I thinking of?
Like a, like a pregnant Doberman kind of, they got, sometimes they'll have
eight or nine or 12 tits even.
So if you'd have used a whole roll of tape, dude, you could have fucking really
created whatever you wanted, you know.
Yeah, but it wasn't fun at the end of the night, though, man.
Either I'm getting sweaty and they're, like, kind of, the duct tape's kind of,
like, running down my stomach, you know.
Oh, damn, dude.
Bro, so do you, and so where are you at with this now?
Like, where are you at, honestly, like, with this?
Like, are there good times and bad times about it?
Like, and, and, and there's a, and this is a syndrome, or this is a, it's glass,
what is it called again?
Gynecomastia.
Gynecomastia, and so that's exactly what it is.
That's what you have.
Is that right?
Yeah, yeah, medical tits.
Yeah, you got them meddy tats, bro, you know.
But no, man, like, I mean, listening, I think it was, like, I go on waves, man.
Like, there's times where I remember, I remember being, like, I had a pool
party when I was younger, or being at the lake with my family, and just had a
shock value, you know, around my cousins, I would just grab my boob and start,
like, licking my nipple or something.
Oh, yeah, man, that's so Florida.
I mean, just, like, shock value shit like that, you know, and, you know, it's
just, you kind of, you kind of point them out, and you kind of joke with
yourself.
Right.
To hopefully ease the tension of anybody else who's, like, kind of curious on,
like, why in the hell is this guy rocking, like, C cups right now, you know?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, I could totally imagine that.
Now, when does it feel uncomfortable when women, when you feel like, I mean,
most things for me, my inferiority is, like, you know, I feel like I have a big
nose, I got eyes, like, you know, a lot of people say I beat down.
And I don't know if that's definitely true or not, but there's definitely, like,
people wrote that down a lot when I was young and stuff like that, you know?
So it's, like, you know, so if I, if girls reject me, then I start thinking
about, immediately my head goes to those places, like, oh, this is why, or this
is why, or this is why.
Was that what that was like for you, or you, or, like, when did you feel bad
about it?
Well, man, it was, like, so I didn't lose my virginity until I was, like, 20,
21, and I was in college.
Wow.
Dude, I was with the Lord for a long time, man.
And I felt ashamed, you know, to kind of, you know, please into those, into
those matters before marriage, you know?
Oh, that's the dark arts, man.
And look, you're right.
I mean, it's like, you know, you held out.
At least you have, you know, obviously some willpower in you, which I think is,
these days, man, that willpower, I mean, that's solid gold these days.
You know, it's so hard to come by.
Well, man, it wasn't, you know, it wasn't, not so much the sex part, but I didn't
really take into consideration, like, me being on top, and then just, like, my
breasts just kind of dangling in front of her.
You know, and I'm looking down at myself like a couple of otters, uh, udders.
Yeah.
Otters.
A couple of otters hanging off my chest, dude.
Oh, dude.
Hell yeah, boy.
A couple of fucking leche nut sacks right out there in the front of you.
I mean, at least we, our nipples were touching, man.
That's kind of cool, you know?
You're crazy, man.
So, so you obviously have a better, like, uh, these days, it seemed like you
have a pretty decent sense of humor about it.
Well, I try to, man.
I, like, I've been pretty active in the gym for the past couple of years, and I
think there's pros and cons to the gym.
It's like you, you get in there, and you, it's like the majority of people who
are in there have some type of self-conscious something about their body that
they want to, they want to change.
And going to the gym, I think sometimes heightens that reality and, like, the
people that you follow on Instagram and these people who have beautiful
structures to their bodies and stuff.
So it's like, every now and then, I'll just take a break off of, you know,
social media for a while just to kind of reflect on, like, how far I've came.
And, you know, I'm married now with my wife.
She doesn't mind the breasts, you know.
Oh, that's beautiful.
She said if I was more comfortable with it, you know, she'd be filling me up,
but she knows how sensitive I am about it.
That's awesome, man.
That's cool that you and your wife have that.
So what do you say to, like, if there's a young guy, you see somebody, you know,
there's a kid who has this sort of thing.
Like, what would you kind of, you know, what directions do you lead him in?
Do you say anything at all?
Like, and, you know, you know, or do you just kind of let it be?
Like, you know, what do you think is something different that could have helped
you, if anything, looking back?
Man, that's a good question, man.
Like, you know, it's my dad, you know, he would, I think you see a lot of
people who are, like, you know, overweight.
So you always see, like, the fat guy boobs.
Yeah, yeah.
I used to, you know, I used to, I remember seeing this dude had him in my
neighborhood, man.
I used to stay at his house, man.
Just the fucking first pair I ever saw was that boys, man.
Dude, I was showing my cousins, man.
It was, like, your same scenario was my cousins interested in me.
Like, you know, we'll just be hanging out, you know, their parents be out.
And they're like, let's see those bad boys.
Yeah, let's see them bad boys, man.
You know, won't you put on a wig and break out them bad front bags, daddy?
Does it physically hurt?
Tell me a little bit of that.
No, man.
Well, there's no physical pain about it.
I mean, like, if you squeeze, I mean, there's no physical pain at all.
You can feel, like, where the gland's at.
You know, you can Google, like, what it is.
And sometimes it affects your areola, too.
So I got the pepperoni nipples on top of that.
Oh, damn.
Boy, you're full Italian now, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
Well, man, it's just like, I think what I would tell, what's interesting now,
man, when I try to make a positive,
I would never be talking to you right now if I didn't have these breasts and I
didn't make you the phone, I didn't make that phone call.
And because of these, I've gotten to interact with one of my favorite dudes.
Oh, thanks, bro.
And, like, no telling, you know, what if I just kept these and kind of been
more open about it and make people more comfortable about it?
And, you know, it's like the New Jersey guy.
I mean, he was right.
You know, what's better, tits or no tits?
I mean, he's right, no tits is better, but this is more fun like this, you know?
You know, man, it's so funny.
You remind me of, but thanks for saying that, dude.
And, you know, it's like, and you know what, like, you calling, you telling me
what it is.
Like, now I know whenever I see somebody that has it, you know, or I see
somebody, now I know a few things.
I know it costs, if they want to get a surgery, you know, it's going to
probably cost them around five, six grand, right, to probably get it done.
I know that it's like a disease, it's like not a disease, but it's like a, you
know, it's something different that people have that's, you know, you know, it's
a little bit of abnormality.
Or it might be cutting edge, you know what I'm saying?
In 40 years, everybody, I'm saying every freaking, you know, every four-year-old
might have straight up D-cups in four years, you know?
Dang.
I know.
You never know, do you, dude?
I know, dude, you don't know.
You might be that pioneer, boy, and people are going to be coming to you like
Buddha, you know?
Yeah.
Dude, I had my nipples pierced once, man.
Oh, come on, man.
I kind of look like a white trash Buddha, I thought.
Oh, damn, dude.
Bro, if you have a picture of that, you got to send it to us, man.
I didn't have them in there very long.
What's up, man?
No, no, no, that's good, dude.
That's just, I don't think we can go anywhere else from that.
I just think that's just hilarious.
But I think it's cool because other people will be able to kind of see this if
they feel like they have that and they'll, you know, know that some of it's
okay to joke around about.
Just be positive with it, man.
Make the best out of it.
And, you know, if you want to get them removed, shit, man.
He kind of motivated me.
Just maybe even keep them on.
Just have a little fun with it, man.
See how far I can take it.
Yeah, yeah, man.
Well, look, you never know when you, you know, there might be somebody you can,
you know, help with them.
But I appreciate you telling us about it.
Man, I appreciate you calling me, man.
And I'll see you in September, man, in Nashville.
Awesome, bro.
Well, make sure to reach out and just remind me before and I'll get you guys
some tickets, man.
I look forward to meeting the wife.
All right, man.
Thanks so much for calling in, dude.
I appreciate it, too.
All right, love to see you.
All right, love you, too, brother.
Be good.
Onward.
Shine that light on me
I'll sit and tell you my stories
Shine on me
And I will find a song
I will sing it just for you

Tits Past Weeekend | This Past Weekend Follow Ups

What's up guys? Thanks for checking in on this follow-up. A few weeks ago, we
had a call from
Jeff with them breasts. And Jeff is, you know, he's just a human being and he's
a man.
And he doesn't want breasts. There's a lot of men out there that want breasts.
You know,
a lot of men out there want to be in these tit streets out there, you know,
running and living
lives and trying to be like a Kardashian out there about a donut shop off of
Santa Monica Boulevard
and Highland Avenue. You know what I'm saying? A lot of fellas out there, you
got to frisk them
because they got that Adam's apple turnover. You know what I'm saying? But this
man just has,
you know, he's got them fancy fish fronts. You know, God just gave him those,
you know,
them front milk holsters a little bit accidentally. And sometimes that happens
for men. You know,
sometimes they get, you know, a little bit of extra breastage. You know, maybe
when they were
in the womb or something, they were thinking about breasts. And so God started
thinking about it.
And that's how they got a little bit of, you know, some lowercase b cup
accidentally on a regular
man. But, uh, but this was the call that came in, uh, from Jeff.
When, when I gained a lot of weight, I developed, uh, breast.
Oh boy. Let's hear more.
Man titty. They've been there ever since. I'm 27 now. Uh, I've lost a lot of
weight.
Uh, even in the past, in the past year, I've lost 40 pounds with tough man is,
uh,
self-esteem is low, man. You take, you know, I'm going to the beach next
weekend with my family.
The idea of taking my shirt off, uh, being around the beach is terrible. How
can I like embrace it?
You know?
And you guys offered some suggestions, some follow-ups, uh, and some ideas for
Jeff.
And so did I. So here are some of our thoughts.
He should really think about doing a lot of chest exercises and stuff like that
to kind of, you know,
work on bringing the D's down to A's, if you know what I mean. There is people
out there that's rooting for him, man.
Just let him know that.
It's not okay. If you're a man, you're not supposed to have titties. It's about
discipline. And if he's okay with it, that's fine. Nobody's better than him.
But what the fuck, man? Don't say, yeah, it's okay to have tits and celebrate
being fat. You're fucking fat. If you got tits, look in the mirror. There's
probably other parts of your body that are fucked up too.
And me, being the proud owner of a pair of man titties, I very much identified
with that.
I just wanted to say that, man, this world will convince you that whatever it
is that you're bringing to the table ain't good enough.
And all these inside ugly people are going to try and tell you that your shit
ain't worth it.
And the only thing that got me over my insecurities about my man titties is
understanding that ain't nobody better than me. And I ain't better than nobody
else.
But then there is a condition, a hormonal medical condition called gynecomastia,
I think it's pronounced like that, where men have actual breast tissue, actual
mammary gland, not just that.
Like, you know, it's like a female breast, right?
And no amount of exercise is going to get rid of that.
If it's a medical condition, it's hormonal, maybe to see a doctor about it if
they're worried about it.
But, I mean, maybe you just want to rock the titties, right?
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
And that's what I'm saying.
And I think that that's what Jeff has.
Jeff has them medical tits.
You know what I'm saying?
He could do a million workouts, you know?
I mean, you could put him on a million workouts.
He might lose 70 pounds, but he's still going to have these tits, dude.
And, you know, what are you going to do then?
Then you got him.
He's almost disappeared.
He weighs 70 pounds.
He could barely lift his neck up because he'd been running so long and working
out.
But he's still got these fucking front bags.
And is that the move?
I don't know if that's the move, you know?
So now I want to check in with Jeff.
It's been about maybe a month almost.
And I just wanted to see kind of how his trip to the beach went and, you know,
what it's been like.
What suggestions he took, which ones he didn't like, and just a little more
thought into what it's like to have those, you know, those sweet and sour
freaking baby bags on the front, you know?
So let's hear what's up with Jeff right here.
Who am I?
Brennan Schaub?
That's coffee.
Hello?
Big Jeff.
Hey, what's up?
What's up, man?
How are you?
Doing good, man.
Doing good.
You know, you'd reached out a while back about, you know, them breasts and
about what it was like to have, you know, that, you know, those kind of frontal
man realms a little bit.
And so, you know, and people called in with a lot of ideas and suggestions and
thoughts.
And I just wanted to kind of know, like, man, it's a fascinating thing, you
know, like, you know, I can't imagine what that's like.
I mean, I think we all have some, you know, things we're inferior about, but
that's kind of a, you know, it's a unique one.
It's specific.
And I thought it was, you know, it was ballsy and breasty of you to really, you
know.
You know, and I'll quit making breast jokes here soon.
But I thought it was ballsy of you to be calling in about, man, for sure.
No, man.
Keep them coming, dude.
I love it, dude.
It cracks my dad up, man.
I've been sitting there like, he loves it, man.
Like, I was living with him at the time whenever they started being developed,
you know.
Wow.
I was staying with my mom and dad were, you know, broken up at the time, but I
was living with him.
And it was just like, you know, Pizza Hut or McDonald's and just, you know,
just probably not, you know, the healthiest of diets or whatever.
But I was just talking to my mom about, you know, my breasts and the whole
story even, like, in the beginning.
Apparently, like, apparently when I was, like, still a baby, like, you know,
she would rub baby oil on me and stuff.
And she said she felt non-sexual, of course, you know.
Yeah, no, but yeah.
But it's still, it's beautiful to see a baby getting shined up with oil.
I don't care, even if it's not sexual, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll fucking, I'll drop a batch of canola on a two-year-old every now and then
and just, you know what I'm saying, watch his shoulders shimmer.
Dude, I'm sure I was slick, man.
I'm sure.
Yeah, man.
I bet, man.
So even back then, your mother said that she felt like, like what, like your
chest felt different?
Well, it was like, there was, like, lumps, like, right below my baby nipples.
And, like, she said that, like, she took me to my doctor and my doctor was like,
don't worry about it, you know, no big deal.
So she kind of just followed what he said.
And then puberty hits with a terrible diet, I'm sure.
And it just started getting fatter and the breasts started becoming more breast-like.
But for the longest time, I thought it was just, like, you know, overweight pecs,
you know, fat man boobs.
Oh.
And so then, but now that must have made you, did it, I'm assuming then that
affected, like, kind of how you felt about how you ate or no?
No, no, man.
Like, for the longest time, I didn't really, like, put the two to two together,
you know what I mean?
I never, like, considered, like, you know, fast food or, you know, things that
I ate when I was younger to affect my chest.
And it was more of, like, until, probably more until high school that I was
actually being more concerned because some weight was dropping due to, I
started playing DDR a lot at the time when I was younger.
And what's, oh, that's Dance Dance Revolution.
Yes, sir, man.
I had my own little pad in my room and I would just sweat it up in my bedroom
playing away.
Damn, boy, you know what I'm saying?
Don't make me get a motel room right now, dude.
This shit's mildly turning me on, boy.
And so, and now, so at this point, you, you know, is this a noticeable thing?
Like, other people can notice it?
When can people notice it?
When you, only when you have a shirt off or what's it like?
Oh, man, it's like, I wear a lot of dark color shirts, wear a lot of blacks, a
lot of dark blues.
Oh, yeah.
Because to me, it hiddens that, but, I mean, in, like, middle school, I would
wear, like, no joke, like, two tight T-shirts.
And then, like.
Like an Italian.
Keep it tight, man.
Keep it tight, man.
It was like a man bra, but it was just a shirt.
Tight, tight, bro.
Like, just like a full, like, your whole body was perm, like a perm.
It was, like, it was cheap under armor.
It wasn't even under armor.
It was just something tight, you know.
Yeah, it was just duct tape, huh?
Yeah, no.
Dude, I've done the duct tape once, man.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I went on a date with this girl, but it turned it into, like, four boobs
instead of just, like, two.
You know, I had that split down that middle there.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Like a, like, what is that?
Like a, like a, what am I thinking of?
Like a, like a pregnant Doberman kind of, they got, sometimes they'll have
eight or nine or 12 tits even.
So if you'd have used a whole roll of tape, dude, you could have fucking really
created whatever you wanted, you know.
Yeah, but it wasn't fun at the end of the night, though, man.
Either I'm getting sweaty and they're, like, kind of, the duct tape's kind of,
like, running down my stomach, you know.
Oh, damn, dude.
Bro, so do you, and so where are you at with this now?
Like, where are you at, honestly, like, with this?
Like, are there good times and bad times about it?
Like, and, and, and there's a, and this is a syndrome, or this is a, it's glass,
what is it called again?
Gynecomastia.
Gynecomastia, and so that's exactly what it is.
That's what you have.
Is that right?
Yeah, yeah, medical tits.
Yeah, you got them meddy tats, bro, you know.
But no, man, like, I mean, listening, I think it was, like, I go on waves, man.
Like, there's times where I remember, I remember being, like, I had a pool
party when I was younger, or being at the lake with my family, and just had a
shock value, you know, around my cousins, I would just grab my boob and start,
like, licking my nipple or something.
Oh, yeah, man, that's so Florida.
I mean, just, like, shock value shit like that, you know, and, you know, it's
just, you kind of, you kind of point them out, and you kind of joke with
yourself.
Right.
To hopefully ease the tension of anybody else who's, like, kind of curious on,
like, why in the hell is this guy rocking, like, C cups right now, you know?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, I could totally imagine that.
Now, when does it feel uncomfortable when women, when you feel like, I mean,
most things for me, my inferiority is, like, you know, I feel like I have a big
nose, I got eyes, like, you know, a lot of people say I beat down.
And I don't know if that's definitely true or not, but there's definitely, like,
people wrote that down a lot when I was young and stuff like that, you know?
So it's, like, you know, so if I, if girls reject me, then I start thinking
about, immediately my head goes to those places, like, oh, this is why, or this
is why, or this is why.
Was that what that was like for you, or you, or, like, when did you feel bad
about it?
Well, man, it was, like, so I didn't lose my virginity until I was, like, 20,
21, and I was in college.
Wow.
Dude, I was with the Lord for a long time, man.
And I felt ashamed, you know, to kind of, you know, please into those, into
those matters before marriage, you know?
Oh, that's the dark arts, man.
And look, you're right.
I mean, it's like, you know, you held out.
At least you have, you know, obviously some willpower in you, which I think is,
these days, man, that willpower, I mean, that's solid gold these days.
You know, it's so hard to come by.
Well, man, it wasn't, you know, it wasn't, not so much the sex part, but I didn't
really take into consideration, like, me being on top, and then just, like, my
breasts just kind of dangling in front of her.
You know, and I'm looking down at myself li