Name: King and the Sting Announcement from Brendan Schaub & Theo Von
Uploaded: 2018-11-19T03:33:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'King and the Sting Announcement from Brendan Schaub & Theo Von' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'King and the Sting Announcement from Brendan Schaub & Theo Von' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-19. Transcript available.

we ready yeah how do i look all right you look good man really yeah you look
nice what up guys
it's your favorite b sting and the rat king the wait is nearly over the
official king and sting
podcast launches in january for real that's right for real for real for real um
we got a little bit
excited and we announced in october uh you know but uh we decided that we would
spend the time to
actually get the show right and correct and we're headed in a good direction
and by right and correct
he means a podcast like you guys have never seen before that you're gonna help
create break it down
for him deal yeah this is the straight up voltron of podcasts dude and that's
not a racial slur that's
a um it's like a mechanical yeah transformer creature yeah anyhow until we
officially launch in the new
year we're gonna do a couple of trial episodes you know practices you know in
the meantime we're gonna
be giving you guys a little bit of you know dousing you with a little bit of
honey and maybe a you know
some nibbles con queso you feel me what do you what he means what he means is
we're gonna basically give
you some pilot episodes leading up to the official launch in january yeah so
when it when that thing
does launch let's be your stepdad's favorite show dude hide your sister's hymen
baby because shit's
popping off yeah um full rack of cheese bitch yeah there you go son this is
government shit bruh
this is that bootleg government cheese yeah it is dude that government cheese
dude i'm on that
government stuff swiss cheddar for your bitch ass bro i'm eating bootleg
fucking gravier i don't know
what that is man tell them how they can help us theo okay first you can write
in the youtube comments
below any any ideas that you have suggestions topics things you want to see us
discuss for the first
segment we're calling king it or sting it anything you want theo and i to get
into just get all nasty
into it submit below on the youtube yeah or cleanly decently slide into slide
on it yeah it could be
you gotta meet somebody um but what i'm saying it could be anything you want us
to king or sting it could
be um baby ruth baby ruth um you know frank dimaggio um snowfall snow um mullets
mullets um outdoor
animals met a world peace squirrels world peace general in general dude not
everybody's for it these days
there's argument both ways yeah the lamest human being in the world north korea
no chelsea handler
north korea north korea is a country um king or sting it fry bread rug rats um
oh dude you know lucky
charms lucky charms unlucky charms dude cinnabon yeah cinnabon um vander holyfield
boom diapers um
also corn corn and beanie babies no no no what are the other ones muppet babies
oh yeah they're beautiful
dude you know it's some of them if you play they have this thing where joel olstein
reads the bible if
you play that with um muppet babies the pilot episode at the same time on
silent it's uh same
thing synonymous really yeah pretty cool as shit gonzo's creepy if you look at
him that way if you
look at him as a young guy that needs help you know they're not just drawings
they're god's creatures
too have you have you read the book about it sure have it man but there you go
muppet babies want to
hear us break down some muppets do it man they're beautiful animals dude and
one of them was sleeping
around too i don't remember who who it was oh miss piggy was a whore yeah we
all know that well but
anyhow uh you guys can submit videos for things you would like us to king or
sting at the link in the
comments below and some examples on how to submit things for us to king or
sting um here are some
videos from our trusty producers chin chin garp brooks chin and full-term nick
right here
hey guys my name is chin i'm a korean american from the heart of los angeles
california
my co-workers would say that i'm an asexual gay virgin who loves banging black
guys and killing
people on the weekends my king or sting it is asian girls who dye their hair
blonde or even wear color
contact lenses let me know what you guys think big fan king or sting it what's
going on guys this is
nick i'm from lacrosse wisconsin i just want to say i'm a huge fan and also i'm
a fully grown adult who
spent all nine months in the womb and i've got a king it or sting it for you
guys today uh king it or
sting it daylight savings time uh can't wait to hear your guys thoughts thanks
guys onward another segment
that we're gonna try in uh the first trial episode is going to be called debate
club and that's where
you our trusty viewers can submit to us things that you feel like adults needed
to debate like
domino's pizza hut domino's pizza hut um skunks and squirrels yep skunks and
squirrels bats or birds
panda express or or panda express or chick-fil-a no that's a tough one i love
both if you're in
the airport who gives a fuck same thing tits or ass dude ass is just tits
without the nipples dude with
no milk in them panda express or underground railroad is something i was
thinking oh okay um downtown or uptown
rivers or lakes yeah dude we already know you only know two rivers dude
so yeah you guys get the idea all right you get the idea he told me off camera
one time
that a lake is just a round river that's what he told me so that's where we are
okay you want to
bro if you want to know the black guy that started telling everybody that the
earth was flat i think
it's that guy right there oh now i'm black okay dude wow i didn't say that you
guys from new
orleans are racist well anyhow you get the idea ford versus chevy pears versus
um um strawberries
pears versus strawberries avocados versus grapefruit getting tickled or getting
um or wrestling a jewish
buddy very similar feeling getting your dick sucked or eating all things bagel
yeah and brendan and i will debate uh actually pertinent debates that need to
occur you know this
is 2018 and people aren't talking about the real topics no we're about to get
into it yeah for real
hey guys my name is shin i'm a country musician from south korea and my debate
club submission is mayo or
mustard especially on a sandwich what's better what do you guys think i'd love
to hear your opinion
thanks guys what's up guys this is nick uh i got laid off by the adam carolla
show and now i produce
one of the neatest podcasts on the planet this past weekend and i've got a
debate club topic for you
guys i want the rat and the bee to debate rats versus bees uh can't wait to
hear your guys thoughts thanks
so we'll give our king or sting thoughts and we'll choose sides on a debate but
if you want to ask
anything about the fights you need to go watch below the belt yeah no fight
talk yeah that's not what
this is for this isn't about that if you want to fight somebody go punch your
cousin dude go punch your
step cousin or just tell somebody they're your cousin and fucking jack them up
you know what i'm saying
this is about other stuff you know if you want to fight you know go fight you
know go fight satan
okay all right guys remember you can submit all these ideas that you have with
the link below
on youtube and that's how we're gonna do this show yep the videos will come
into a dropbox and our
trusty producers still trusty uh garbrooks chin what's chin's last name ye ye
oh i like that yeah
very western yeah and uh nick just just nick um nick nick yeah nick nick nick
nick nick at night
yeah that's nick at night bro that's his nickname nick at night bro he's all
day though nick at night
now you don't know what he does that night bro that's true nick at day oh that's
true no not nick
at day dude nick at night bro we have no idea what he does at night yeah dude
definitely need to put one
one of those low jacks on him better be working on the show nick at night nick
working on the show
okay so that's the information everything you know you can submit it the videos
will go to a dropbox
um we're excited king it or sting it it's on the way debate club come get this
mammal word
he has the worst endings your endings are not good well come get a man word bro
mammal word that's a
sign off yeah won't you come get a mammal won't you think of an actual word
goodbye adios bonsoir
you know a river dear i think you just ordered something in german yeah this
guy's out of his mind man
i'd be a sign un schneider bye he means bye mm-hmm bisexual