Name: Get That Cash! with Theo Von
Uploaded: 2018-12-05T17:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Get That Cash! with Theo Von' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-12-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Get That Cash! with Theo Von' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-12-05. Transcript available.

Okay, so earlier this morning, I met a cleaning lady in the hotel named Hope,
and she seems like a hard-working lady.
We chatted for a little bit, and you know I have a soft spot in my heart for
hard-working women.
So I thought that this time, I would offer the opportunity for somebody to
clean up some cash out of my room.
So in my room, I've hidden a bunch of money.
Not a bunch, I don't have a bunch, but a little bit of an amount.
And Hope is going to come in in a few seconds, and she doesn't know it yet, but
she's going to be on a game show to find as much cash in my dirty hotel room as
she can.
So a lot of times, you know, ladies get led into some rooms for some shady
stuff.
Well, this is some good stuff.
I mean, maybe it's a little shady.
Get that cash!
Nice to see you today.
Thank you for joining us.
I know this is a little bit bizarre, but I respect a hard-working woman a lot,
and we wanted to think of a neat way to just kind of honor the fact that we do
like that.
So we have six questions for you.
For each answer you get right, you're going to get money in your time bank.
Okay.
Okay?
Now, after the six questions, you're going to have that much time to find as
much money that you can that is hidden in this hotel room.
Well, there's at least $200 hidden in the hotel room.
Whatever you find within your time is yours.
Get that cash!
Here are the questions.
Are you ready?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
What year is it?
$2.18.
Correct?
That's correct.
Would you say that you're a good person?
Yes.
She seems like a good person.
Correct.
What is your birth sign?
Do you know?
Virgo.
She's a Virgo.
Sounds good to me.
Okay, that's three.
You got three credits in your time bank.
All right.
We have three more questions.
Name six flavors.
What color, though?
What kind of...
Like flavors.
Okay.
Peach.
Apple.
Pineapple.
Mm-hmm.
Grape.
Mm-hmm.
Orange.
Yep.
Blueberry.
Yep.
Those are fruits, but those also happen to be flavors.
We're good.
Okay.
Awesome.
You got it.
Those are fruits, but those are also flavors.
You got it.
All right.
That's credit in your time bank.
You have four credits in your time bank.
Two more questions.
How many children do you have?
Two.
What are their combined ages?
Twenty-eight and twenty-six.
Forty-eight.
No?
Okay.
So no on that one.
That's okay.
That's okay.
All right.
Last question.
Where did you go to high school?
Walbrook City High in Baltimore, Maryland.
Yeah?
Baltimore lady?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
Baltimore's wild, huh?
Philadelphia.
It is.
Philadelphia too?
Okay.
We have at least $200 hidden in the hotel room.
You are going to have this much time to find it.
And just a cash set so you can keep your cash on you.
And there's no other rules.
That's it.
Except the money you find.
You get the keys.
Okay?
So nothing in the closet at all.
That's off limits.
Okay.
How about the drawers?
Underpants?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Something could be in the drawers.
Yeah.
I enjoy this.
You do?
Oh, thank you.
I'm excited that you get to leave today with some extra cash, you know?
Because we all need it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, we do.
So I'm calling you right now.
Okay.
Well, we're about to change your day.
Uh-oh.
It's time for get that cash.
On your mark, get set, go.
Oh, that's cash.
Easy.
Clean it up.
Bankroll.
Oh, you're all ready?
Stack it.
Jesus Christ.
You got 25 seconds left.
Not bad.
20 seconds left.
Oh, no.
Hold up.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Do you look over here?
No.
Jesus.
Bang!
Bonus 10 seconds while you're looking.
10.
9.
8.
Jesus Christ.
7.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.
Time's up!
How much did you find, Hope?
How much did you find?
How much did you find?
How much did you find, Hope?
How much did you find?
How much did you find?
What we got?
What we got?
What we got?
20.
We got 20.
We got 20.
40.
We got 40.
60.
We got 80.
80.
We got 80.
100.
We got 100.
120.
140.
140.
140.
140.
140.
140.
140.
140.
Oh, God!
100.
100.
100.
100.
120.
140.
140.
That's awesome.
Thank y'all.
Oh, you bet.
I love a hard working woman.
Oh, Wanda, but obviously, you should've went.
You should've went, Wanda.
Thank you so much for helping us out today.
Thank y'all.
Yeah.
And thank you for being a nice lady.
Whenever I saw you earlier today when I left, you smiled at me.
You made me feel good when I left the room.
So, I was like, when we came back, I said, that's not her.
The first lady we ran into.
And I'm glad that we ran into you.
So, you made me feel good.
Thank you.
And I don't even look at you too, but I'm gonna look.
today when I left you smiled at me you made me feel good when I left the room
so I was like when
we came back I said that's not her the first lady we ran into and I'm glad that
we ran into you so
thank you and I don't even look at you too but I'm gonna look that's okay you
had fun I sure did
thank you so much home yeah have a good day y'all too yes ma'am