Name: Single Mom's Night Out - Addison, TX | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
Uploaded: 2019-02-13T19:07:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Single Mom's Night Out - Addison, TX | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Single Mom's Night Out - Addison, TX | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-13. Transcript available.

Hi, my name is Tyler Price. I'm from Dallas, Texas. I have a longtime friend of
mine. She is a friend
of mine. She has three children. She lives in Addison. Her name is Jennifer.
And I don't know
what you guys were willing to do to help single mothers in Addison, Texas. But
if I know anybody
that could really use the help, it would be her. Awesome. Thank you so much for
that submission,
man. That's really sweet of you. And we will see what we can do for that young
lady.
Um, or older. I have no idea what age she is. Okay, we're here in Dallas, uh,
in Addison,
Texas. And, uh, we have a single mom was submitted tonight named Jennifer. And,
um, and we are
going to meet her right now. We're going to get, um, our toes, uh, pedicure,
bro. You feel
me? I don't know. I'm in, um, no, I wouldn't do it. Yeah. I mean, look, I think
it's really
about as intimate as you can get, you know, right when you meet somebody, you
see their feet.
I mean, that's, I think in, in Japan, that's like fifth base.
Hi, nice to see you. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Hey, I'm Tyler, man.
Nice to see you. Nice to see you, man. I've known this guy for over 15 years.
And regardless of our lives, kind of going in opposite directions, we've always
managed to keep in touch with him. Nice. Yeah. She's really positive, too. She's
not, you know what I mean? She's been through a lot of tough stuff.
She looks good, man. She's got that wound going. She's got one cooking. Three
at home. Do you really? Yeah. How many are you going to make, you think,
overall? Oh, no, this is it. Yeah. My oldest son's 13. I have 11-year-old. I
have a 6-year-old. And then this one, and that's it.
Well, maybe you guys can reach an agreement and you get one more, you know, out
of your girl. You know what I'm saying? Oh, no. Oh, no. Let's get a whole Bundy
on that.
I had no idea what you were going to do for a single mom. Yeah. It threw me off
entirely. I thought you were just going to order some pizzas or something, man.
I didn't know. Yeah.
Well, I mean, I wish I would have done that. Instead, we're going to get our
toes done. Yeah, yeah. So, let's get some toes tidy up. But let's go get these.
All right, cool, man. My toes are too fast.
You're going to get pedicure done. Can you pick our color, please? Maybe
camouflage or something. Do you have anything like that?
Didn't I have pedicure before? I've never even shown my feet to another man. I
promise you'll enjoy it.
So, we're here at Nail Lounge, which is a place where you get your feet handled
up. And we just got our feet done. And now, Jennifer and Tyler and I are going
to head over to the comedy show so they can check it out.
You got those hitters right there.
Come on. Nothing?
Uh, no, thank you.
Thank you, man.
All right, thank you. Have a nice day.
All right, y'all ready?
Yeah.
Y'all going to the show?
Gang, bruh.
We just went and got our nails done, so...
Yeah, did you really?
That's unbelievable.
It's something, bruh.
I don't know what it is, man.
Is that the first time you've ever done it?
Yes, it is, sir.
It'll be the last damn time I ever do it, too, dude.
I'm with the church.
Okay, so we are going into the club right now, and we're ready to rock.
Jen's feeling kind of chill.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to make sure this lady gets a little something in her belly and
make sure that they're all set for the show.
Here, let's go over here.
All right, guys, this headliner, I think you know him.
He is a regular on the Joe Rogan experience.
He is the host of this past weekend.
Two hours in a row, and I finally get a big round of applause for single mom
out tonight.
So, let's get her done, yeah, she has almost four children, and really no end
in sight, so, you know, that's a big round of applause.
So, my name is Jennifer, I was nominated for Theo's Single Mother Night Out in
Addison.
A friend of mine, Tyler, called in and nominated me, had our toes done, and was
able to have an amazing night out, and it was just hilarious.
I've never been here before, and I had a great time.
I laughed so hard, and it's nice to be able to sit back and relax and not have
to worry about so much of what else is going on around you,
or what's going on in life, and just be able to sit down and have a great time.
Hello.
Hey, Jennifer?
Yeah.
Hey, what's up?
It's Theo.
Hey.
How are you?
I'm doing good.
Are you at work today?
Working a lot.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, you're always going.
Oh, yeah.
Gotta do what I gotta do, you know?
Yeah, I wish I had your motivation sometimes.
I mean, you seem to really just keep it positive a lot of times, too.
Yeah, so much you can do.
I had a sick kid this morning, too, so I had to get up early and go grab
medicine and fruit
and everything else you needed before I headed into work today.
And you have three children now, and your baby's on the way, right?
That's right.
Wow.
And what about them tubes, Todd?
How about that?
Hey, man, we tried to do that last time.
We tried to get them tied, and the baby still came on anyway, so.
Dang.
That's almost religious, almost.
Right?
Yeah.
I had no way of fixing that one, so.
Well, I guess they just want you to be a mom, huh?
I guess so.
Hopefully, this is the last one, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, four is a lot, I think, probably, but, I mean.
Four is a lot, yeah, especially with them spread out so far, with my oldest
being 13,
and then this one doing me.
Yeah, it's pretty far.
And how's the 13-year-old doing?
I know whenever we hung out, you said that he was doing, he was in juvenile
right now.
He is.
He's in a treatment facility right now, in medium security, and it's just real
tough on him.
It's real tough on us.
I went and visited him yesterday.
Then they got him in an orange jumpsuit.
They shaved his head.
I'm just trying to get him out of there.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
How's he holding up?
He's holding his own for now.
Aw.
Well, I bet that's really trying on you.
And when is the baby due?
May.
Oh, yeah.
And where are you guys staying?
Whenever I talked to you, you guys were staying just at a motel or something?
Yeah, I've been living at the motel since November 2017.
Some hardships kind of came down, and I was living with my mom for a while.
Well, she ended up getting evicted from her place.
So, you know, in turns, we got evicted, and because of my credit and the eviction
on me
prior, they didn't let me move in anywhere.
So, I've been stuck at the hotel for over a year now.
Wow.
Yeah, it's tough, man.
Putting out over, you know, $380 a week, damn near $1,600 a month.
I could be living nice for that.
Yeah, that's a lot.
And I guess it's because of the credit, you can't get into a place, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Well, the credit's really not the issue.
It's the eviction from prior.
Wow, I think it's just so amazing you're able to, you know, hold that all
together and take
care of the kids at the same time.
It's pretty powerful.
I appreciate you spending time with me.
It was nice to see you.
Hey, man, I appreciate you doing this for women.
Like, you know, it meant a lot to me to be able to go out and to be able to
spend a little
time on myself when I don't get to do that on a day-to-day basis.
So, it was really nice.
Thank you.
Oh, you're very welcome.
I think it's nice.
Yeah, my mother had four children, and it makes me, you know, even just talking
to you
for a little bit and just seeing what you go through, it makes me think about,
you know,
the, you know, just the extra steps that, you know, in the bird and just being
able to
see that from a different perspective.
It's like, wow, I cannot even, I cannot even imagine.
Kids are a blessing, so you got to take it as it is and just kind of keep your
head together
and keep moving on to someone else, so.
Yeah.
Well, that's very, I love your attitude, and it's really inspiring to me.
And we wanted to offer, too, we just wanted to send you a couple hundred bucks
to help
out, you know, just a little bit.
I know it's not much, but just, you know, a little bit to help out for this
week, and
then just certainly, you know, I'll be keeping you in my thoughts and prayers
and stuff, and
I'm glad that I got to meet you, and hopefully next time I come to town, maybe
we can catch
up again.
Hey, absolutely, and you know what, every penny counts, so thank you so much.
I appreciate it more than you know.
Oh, well, you're really welcome, and I appreciate you taking some time to spend
time with us,
and yeah, I'll have my producer reach out and take care of that, and then I'll
make sure,
I'm not sure if there was babysitter costs or something, but we'll, you know,
we'll make
sure that we take care of that as well, so.
Hey, thank you.
You bet.
Well, I appreciate you coming out.
I mean, I had to get my toes done.
That shit was a little wild.
Yeah, well, you can thank your producer for that one, because I thought that
was Donald's
idea.
Oh, that wasn't my idea, and I'm going to thank him, all right, dude.
Did you say spank him or thank him?
Hey, whichever one you want to do, it's up to you.
That's what I'm saying, dude.
Yeah, because a lot of men started sliding into my DMs after that.
A lot of adult males started sliding in offering different services and that,
so I'm trying
to keep it together out here.
I might have to come live with you guys, so.
Hey, well, we can always make room for one more.
I love your attitude.
Jennifer, have a good day, and thank you so much, and if you need me, reach out,
and we'll
be in touch, okay?
Absolutely.
You know where to find me.
Okay.
Good luck with the baby.
Thank you.
All right.
Talk to y'all soon.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.