Name: Theo Von on Hot Ones - Behind the Scenes
Uploaded: 2019-03-26T18:53:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Hot Ones - Behind the Scenes' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-26. Transcript available. Theo Von on Hot Ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEmyUQsiPT4.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Hot Ones - Behind the Scenes' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-26. Transcript available. Theo Von on Hot Ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEmyUQsiPT4.

So the people asked for the hot ones and I'm going to eat the hot ones right
now.
So I'm nervous, you know, because you got to eat the spicy wings.
You know, and I'm nervous about that.
And you got to have a conversation while you're eating.
So that's really, you know, that's next level, really.
We'll see.
But they sent a nice car for me, so that's beautiful.
Look at this.
I don't even have any friends in here, but we have room for them.
Got this human taint right here showed up.
I'm going to kick you off the camera and take your spot.
What is this, guys?
You're out of a knife.
You are really obsessed with this world domination, brother.
This is my world and you're in it.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Where are your parents?
So we're getting ready right now.
And this is Julia, right?
Susie.
Okay, and so that's what it's...
Very close.
That's the exact moment of what it's like when you don't get a woman's name
right.
You're an asshole.
Okay.
What is that?
That's nice milk, isn't it?
Fair life.
Fair life milk and those cows are treated well.
I guess.
I'm scared.
Is there a pastor or something that comes?
I'm freaking nervous.
Has anyone ever cheated and just pretended to eat the hot sauce but not even
done it?
No.
Only their sauce.
They may have to confirm or deny that.
Oh, we may have had a cheater on hot ones.
Wow.
Fans will know, though.
Yeah, they'll know.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
I'm kind of nervous to meet this guy.
You've never met him?
I don't think so.
I've never met him either, but I've seen him at the comedy store a couple times.
Does he seem like a nice guy?
Seems like a really nice guy.
Yeah.
Now, one way I prepped is I didn't eat.
I had half an omelet early this morning and it was only about seven bites worth.
So I'm taking it easy.
So I'm trying to hope that my appetite will help compensate the burn a little.
Because I've got tender lips, dude.
I've got a swimmer's lips.
Do you think your dad would watch this if he was around?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably.
He'd be 108, but I think he would.
Wow.
I'll bet you 20 bucks you don't eat the hottest way.
That's right.
Hmm.
I'm just doing that as your friend to motivate you.
I want you to finish it, but I don't think you will because you're a big pussy.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Sorry, excuse my language, scary cat.
No matter what you do, you're not going to shit your pants like Bobby Lee.
Dude, how many different places is that guy going to shit himself?
I mean, I don't know if he does it on purpose or accident, but figure it out.
Dude, I shit myself two times in a month, bro.
I'm going to a hospital.
This dude's milling around America to shit himself.
Yeah.
What's up?
I'm Theo Vaughn, and I'm going to be this week's guest on Hot Ones.
What's up, Theo?
What's up, John, man?
Nice to see you today, man.
Nice to see you.
I'm feeling ready for the heat.
Okay, good.
You know what you're getting yourself into?
I'm going to rearrange my promise.
I'm a dog, you know what I'm saying?
I feel like a damn breech berth.
Well, look at that mouth after that Hot Ones.
How are you?
What else?
I'm surprised you're able to talk after that.
Whew.
Look like I just met a man outside of a damn Shoney's.
Okay, thank you.
Yep, thank you so much.
Have a good day.
Well, we did it, man.
You did it.
But I'm cool.
I got to be there for it.
That's cool.
Was it fun?
Yeah.
So, this is the repair.
Look at that.
Your mouth gets all hot, hotted up after that heat, boy.
Man.
Look like I just lost my wing-genity, bruh.
And my eye feels hot.
This one feels like it's got some heat in it.
So, gang, gang, man.
It was fun.
It was a lot of fun.
So, I'm grateful that I got to do it, man.
And just have a neat, fun moment like that.
And, you know, be included in, you know, some of the other stuff that other
people have gotten to do.
And so, I don't know what some of my thoughts are.
But I had a good time.