Name: The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #218
Uploaded: 2019-07-30T07:30:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #218' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-30. Transcript available.

The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #218

all right
that's the noise sometime i make that one boy
when i wake up
i do that one sometimes
when i hear some bullshit i do this noise
i'll do that one sometimes
you know
we got the good we got the bad and we got the ugly let's start off with uh with
some good man
let's check in with bishop gun that is hoping up for the rolling stones
yo yo what's up burnell
so you already know out here in dallas my boy
out there in dallas how'd that rolling stones show go boy
dang dang dang right there man
amen bro how was it
oh dude it was insane i think they said uh the moment we took the saves they
had scanned in 41 000 people already
jesus man
i know it
that's like the border
come on
come on boy come on
now were you more nervous than a regular show walking out on that type of stage
dude to be honest i think that was probably like the easiest show day i've ever
had in my life
it was something it was like exactly opposite of what i imagined
i don't know if it was just what it was but i just had this like super calm
demeanor all day
just relaxed
walked out on stage and just knew we were gonna kill it
it was like no doubt in my mind
it's where it's like last night in dallas you know
just a club level
i was nervous all during sound check
making sure everything was perfect
you know what i mean
like i don't know why
or how that happened that way but
it's uh it was something else man
wow
and when the stones when they
when was it like your first experience with them
like when you first saw them
like what was your first interaction with them like
well
well first of all when they pulled up
like it wasn't just a band getting to a venue to sound check
it was
uh you know we're in the like the loading dock right behind the stage
where there's a big catwalk that goes up into the stage
and we're standing back there just finishing up building drums
and getting our production ready with the hands and stuff you know
and uh all of a sudden all these guys come out and start yelling
like get out of the way get the fuck out of the way
you know all this shit
and uh
and so then
and then all of a sudden a bunch of uh police motorcycles pull in
you know lights on just
skirt in there real quick
and what do you think y'all had done a crime or something
i did i didn't even know man
i figured it was them though
i mean it just
you already know they they the stones man
they're gonna be rolling hard
so it was six six black sedans
pulled in behind the police cars
and just like came to a halt
and the drivers all got out like
just at the same time opened the doors
and there they were
they just walked directly on the stage
did a quick sound check
and right back out to the cars
and hauled ass out of there
and what kind of cars
were they like ubers or something
or was it like a fancy car
and you know
that that uber elite
oh wow
i don't know
there's some mercedes
they were fresh
and they all got out of different cars
each one of the stones
yeah just one per car
wow
and did they look at you
or could they
did they
could you see them
did they look
i mean yeah
they were 10 feet from us
when they got out
but
i don't know
they just seemed like
they were there to do their shit
you know
they just walked right on stage
and owned it
and i'll tell you what
they are
surprisingly
like even just watching their show
man they still get it dog
that was i mean
an amazing rock and roll show
just for doing it for so long
i mean
there's the passion still there
which is
i guess what we all hope to achieve
you know
and the careers
we kick or whatever
yeah i bet it was very
i bet so that i can imagine
is very inspiring
is just to see that
and be like wow
oh i know
exactly
you know
then after our set
we got to
it was pretty neat
they led us
back to their green room
and we got to kind of
talk to them all for a while
and you know
take some pictures
and just kind of hang out
and you know
it was really cool man
i walked up on my drums
before the show
this was earlier in the day
then charlie watts
the drummer
is standing there
like tapping my drum heads
and just talking about
how he loved my kit
because it's an old vintage
you know rogers kit
from the 60s
and he recognized that
and uh
that was the first experience
i had with any of them
in person
and it was just like
holy shit
you know
one of the most legendary
rock and roll drummers
just like
i don't know
came up to my kit
and was
and graced it
with his presence even
oh yeah dude
that's like
that's like
if i walked up
and you know
george carlin
was uh
you know
touching my girlfriend's
tits or something
you know
i'd be like
hey
just graced by the presence
i know
damn
let me grace these titties
real quick
hold up
or if i walked up
and he was just
doing my laundry
or something
i mean that
that's crazy
and did you know
it was him
when you walked up
oh yeah
oh yeah
they're
they're i mean
and just ingrained
i mean they're
household names
i mean i know
exactly
you know
i was like
holy shit
we do
what's funny
what's funny
is your dad
told me
about the stones
dude
i look
i mean
obviously
it was sheltered
from music
my mother used
to make us
listen to brian adams
when we would
clean the house
dude
everything i do
i do it for you
remember that one
come on
that was a hit
boy
yeah man
that was a hit
and uh
and then i remember
your dad's like
the rolling stones
and i'm like
i've never heard of them
he's like
you've never heard
of the rolling stones
he's like
you've never heard
of the rolling stones
and i hadn't
so i know man
uh
i'm just so proud
of you man
congratulations
bro i'm so happy
for you just
and i know
everybody at this
past weekend
man i know
everybody just loves
you know uh
bishop gunn
and oh dude
gang gang man
i'll tell you what
all those guys
and everybody
this past weekend
they are at every show
you know i'll be
we'll be walking
on stage
you'll just hear
a whole plethora
gang gang
it's just like
come on dude
that's badass man
we definitely
appreciate that love
man it's uh
helped us
more than you know
brother
oh man
well it's funny man
it's funny how
the love always wins
you know it's like
you know uh
i mean it's from
top to bottom
your dad introduced
me to the stones
your dad helped
me out when i
needed it
um
you know
you and i
become friends
and here you are
opening up for them
and uh
and we all love
your music man
and just
thank you guys
man tell travis
and everybody
we said hey
oh i sure will
no doubt
and uh
i gotta go
because i'm
i'm gonna listen
to a little bit
of bishop gum
while i start
this episode
baby
all right
come on
get it
anything you want
hitter dog
it's the name
of the tour
world right now
anything you want
is y'all's tour
right now
that's the name
of it
that's the second
song on the album
i love it
i wonder if i don't
know if we ever
played that one
i don't think you
have man
it's a fresh hitter
show it to him
show it to him
okay i'll put it
out right here boy
we'll start off with
some anything you want
with that fresh hitter
right here
gang gang baby
be good man
love you bro
all right
love you bro
all right man
i'm proud of you
man be good
bye-bye
anything you want
they can spot you
high heel shoes
i'm so blue
shining from a mile away
every night
looking so right
trust so tight
selling make them
hey
keep your time
on your wrist
checking that list
looking to assist
with another man's
final scene
so you take
another joke
line into a coat
do it till you're
broke to escape
reality
i can hear you say
that's quite a hold
you got on me
don't let me spend
all night alone
if you'll just give
me what i need
you could have
anything you
want
man
you could have
anything you
want
that's bishop
gun
that's burn
sharp
and they just
i mean they got
to open up for
the rolling
stones
and i'll be honest
look you talking to
a guy right here
i would rather
probably
you know
don't tell anybody
i'd rather hear a
little bit of
goo goo dolls
and maybe
some uh
little boozy
badass
but you know
um
but just that
they got to do
it
that they got to
live a dream
to walk out
on a stage
in front of
50 40
70
thousand
people
and just
that's wild
man
that's cool
and you can
still hear it
in his voice
how pumped
up he is
you know
and
and uh
and just
it's so cool
man
you know
that
that so
many people
that listen
to this
podcast
and
and just
how much
a lot
of us
love their
music
now i'm
sure
there's
there's
a lot
of people
out there
who i put
on bishop
gun man
and they're
like fuck
he's playing
this song
again
but um
but man
just cool
to be a part
of somebody's
dream for a
second
and then also
the the wild
thing
for me
is
you know
and i've
talked about
this before
uh
that was the
drummer
burned sharp
from bishop
gun
and
and um
and that's
the good
man
that's the
good right
there
you know
and his
dad
you know
you know
gave me
work when i
needed it
let me work
on their
farm
let me live
with them
for a
bit
and and
he was
good to
me man
and his
father passed
away and
and his
dad introduced
me to the
rolling stones
and his
dad liked to
play the
instruments
and do
and do
drumming
and music
and and
here he is
his son
getting to
live that
dream
and live
that life
and and
just have
that experience
you know
and sometimes
you know
our fathers
or our
our mothers
are
somebody before
us has to
take
they have to
kind of take
an L
or they have
to do a lot
of the
labor
so that the
next generation
can live a
dream
you see it
in a lot
of places
some family
you know
somebody has
to come
to a
certain
you know
some families
have come
to America
and the
first generation
they have
to you know
work 50 60
hours a week
and slave
away and
but then the
second generation
they get to
have maybe a
different opportunity
or or live
a dream
and it's
funny to think
of all like
that when we
when we get
to have an
achievement
or a dream
that if we
really think
about our
ancestors and
stuff like
like we
get to do
that for a
lot of
not just
for ourselves
but just
for the
stacks
of history
that are
within us
you know
for our
grandmother
our grandfather
for our
parent
great
grandparent
you know
any of them
whoever went
an extra day
at work
and said
man I'm
gonna do
a little
extra
I'm gonna
I'm not
gonna give
up today
I'm gonna
get this
done so
that my
son or
my
grandchild
could live
a dream
and it's
pretty
it's just
interesting
because his
father played
music and he
didn't you know
and he tried
and he you
know battled
with addiction
and he
didn't he
didn't figure
it out but
he loved his
kids and
there were
instruments
around the
house and
so his
son grew
up to
be a
drummer and
now here he
is getting
to open up
for his
father's
favorite band
the Rolling
Stones it's
just you
know life
is doing
its thing
as well
while we're
doing ours
so but
that was
the good
man I
wanted to
just share
that experience
you know
and I'm so
proud I'm so
proud of that
kid I'm so
proud of
Burn you
know
and if you
haven't seen
him look I
swear to God
bro I get
thrown a lot
of shitty
music dude
there's dudes
one guy
sent me a
whole album
it's just
him and
his mother
fist fighting
over a
Salisbury
state
like what
the fuck
is this
I mean
look I
liked it
a little
bit but
you know
after the
third track
you're like
damn
y'all need
to go to
neutral
corners
y'all need
to go to
neutral
corners
because
y'all ain't
coming to
real conclusions
about this
meet
but just
really man
it's nice
to know
that over
the weekend
maybe you
or I
didn't have
the greatest
weekend or
we had
this type
of weekend
but somebody
somewhere is
living out
their dream
they're living
out a moment
that to
them is
very amazing
and then
the following
weekend it'll
be our turn
or it'll be
somebody else's
turn and
we take
turns
I want to
thank everybody
that came out
in San
Francisco
we did
our best
they had
mice in
the club
and they
had mice
in the
club
if you've
been to
cobs
and if
your waiter
is really
little
see if
they got
a tail
because
they got
mice at
the club
every time
I turned
around I
was like
what is
that
and I
thought it
was the
government
maybe
eavesdropping
with little
creatures
but these
were natural
mice
because I
