Name: Egg Hunt | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #298
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Egg Hunt | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #298' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-29. Transcript available.

Egg Hunt | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #298

you're looking young there man have you been using like a do you use a toner or
anything
like that like a facial toner no no not at all not at all you know when i was
young we used to
uh we used to my dad would take us over to the funeral parlor and um and the
you know we would
do like uh you know and it was sad and everything but on top of that we would
do a have a candy or
something try to hide a candy in the coffin of whoever was you know being
buried or being
you know deceased whoever was deceased or being buried if and a lot of back
then i mean something
sometimes probably three or four percent of the people you don't know if they
were fully dead or
not you know you kind of trusted people's family back then they said hey they're
dead you know come
on over and you know we're gonna box them up for god you know kind of deal but
um and we would try to sneak a candy in the end of the casket you know try to
slip a gumdrop in
there or slip a uh gobstopper in there um because i guess the way we envisioned
it is you you would
see you would think you know then later on you know a week later you'd be just
by yourself relaxing or
you know spending time with an animal or something just you know we're looking
around or just doing
anything and you would think oh that god got this person and then he found the
candy in there
like a like a little treat you know like a snack or something like that you
know i think we used
to envision god kind of opening up the coffin and getting that little snack
being like oh yeah here's
one of my soldiers but also you know here's half a handful of good and plenty
that somebody snuck in
there um just different times you know uh but i know you're a man of the cloth
riley mao you ever
do any time capsuling any dead body time capsuling or anything like that for
god you guys do any
stuff like that not that i uh not that i can think of no can't say you ever
send like you guys do a time
capsule for christ or anything like that through church you guys do a you know
send a rocket up to
god or anything was there any fun stuff like that you did as children um not
not for uh religious
purposes but i mean i've done time capsules i've done rockets um my dad's a
rocket engineer oh dang
yeah yeah um but you ever done it for god you guys ever built something for the
lord and just jacked
that thing up into the sky no i can't say i have not for the lord i've just
done it for fun damn damn
you living man you're living big riley mao yeah man it's the big time let's get
into it
let me holla at you come on step outside you got ten dollars don't try then we
go right let me
holla at you step outside i'm gonna talk out the truck let's go get drunk
outdoors
let me know dirty dance floors let's go get drunk outdoors
this is north mississippi all-star
now we're cooking with gas on the front burner
hot wind gas station down on the corner
cooking with gas on the front burner
we're gonna junk out the truck
let's go get drunk outdoors
my feet don't do the dance floors
let's go get drunk outdoors
this is north mississippi all-stars
if you got money you can get a little bit
if you got money get that hitter
if you got money you can get a little bit
if you got money get that hitter
get that hitter
and that right there that is north mississippi all-stars and their band they
got a band they are a band
actually and that's off their album up and rolling
and that's a hit right there that's called drunk outdoors
and you can catch the link in the information
for those fellows right there
and man i'll admit it i'll be the first to admit it
that winter you could just feel winter
you could just feel it
you could just feel winter
you know a little rain came through here earlier we're out here in the central
east out here and a little rain passed through
nothing much just god just drooling on top just nothing nothing crazy you know
just the lord just drooling on us a little nothing heavy
and
and right after it i said dang something's happening
and that's winter man you could feel i mean you could if you really if you put
your ear up to the ground you could hear
you know you could hear winter just slipping summer that ghb
just putting a little dr drug in summer's drink man
and then zipping up that body bag on summer
because it's just that time man
it's like no matter what we want to do you want to do this
you want to do kickball
volleyball
beach ball
hell if you just want to throw a damn pool ball at somebody
you know you want to throw a damn you know stripe seven or whatever it is
you want to hum that bastard down the street
hit your friend curtis in the leg over there
off east saint mary street
and ruin his life
even though y'all were just kids and it was an accident
whatever you want to do
it doesn't matter
because mother nature is making her choices
she's dealing her cards
and she's putting things into play man
right now
she's just
just slipping that winter into you
and just really baiting you with that winter
and you can hear it man
you put your ear up to the ground
you can hear summer just
got ghb'd out
and it's a wrap over there
good to have you guys here man
thanks for being with us today
and that is uh
the north mississippi all-stars
again that is drunk outdoors
and they included us in that song
uh in some of the chorus there
and um
and man we had a lot of drunk outdoors people
uh
i was in
cedar rapids iowa
probably 48 hours ago
and shout out to the fella
some fella out there
brought me a
uh
half pint of fresh squid ink
you could still
the jar was still a little wet on the outside
and shout out to that guy
and the other guy
some fella brought me a
um
this special rock
kind of like a rock
you heat it up in the microwave
or something
and it's got
you know
keeps the devil off your back
and keeps uh
helps you with the pulmonary blood flow
so i appreciate that
i want to say thank you to both of that
fellow the jeweler and the other guy
the oceanographer
whatever
the underwater writer
whatever
the guy with the damn
ink
and they gave me hell man
bring you bring a fresh thing of squid ink
back through uh
tsa
they don't know how to handle it
they don't know if you're you know
just a big fan of the perfect storm
or they don't know if
i mean they just don't
they didn't know what to do
you know they really really didn't know what to do over there
but i told them just honestly
i said hey
this is a gift
okay i'm not the kind of
i'm not the kind of fellow that runs around with fresh squid ink
so
raleigh malz here
what'd you get into this weekend raleigh
uh
just uh
a few uh
music videos
okay
it's a lot of fun
okay
um
yesterday we just did
six songs in five hours
um
at a studio down in laverne
tennessee
okay
and now you guys are
like when you get out there
do you bring your own lunch with you
or you eat lunch on site
or how do you usually handle meal time
i just ate before
and then i had down there
and
because you've mentioned you'll forget to eat when you work
yep
all the time
um
luckily this time i didn't
i ate before i left
i left i did the shoot
and then we all went afterwards
okay
a little team outing huh
oh yeah
okay
and now uh
what's your bedtime usually
what time you usually nod off in the evening
oh man
two three in the morning
oh wow
yeah
oh wow
and what's the cause of that
is there any
is there something you're staying up
you waiting for something
or you
what happened
yeah so i'm either editing
or i go to the gym
at like two in the morning
um
because that's like the prime time
of nobody's there
okay
which is really nice
especially during covid
um
but yeah that's the main reason
the gym
and do you get nervous
do you have body nerves or something
do you
do you have
what is that
what would you not want people singing you
no
at that hour
i mean do you get nervous about your body
no it's just the smaller gym
so there's not as much
um
equipment
and so you would have to wait for someone
oh yeah
and so sometimes i would go out with my roommates
um
and
we would go at like 5 p.m
because like that's the only time we can go
um
because they like closed earlier or whatever
like on the weekends
um
but
yeah it's just too crowded
there's not a lot of space
so that's why i like going at night
when there's like nobody there
yeah i remember i used to go to the gym
you had to bring the barbells with you
and we'd get in my buddy's car
and he'd have probably about 360 pounds of barbells in his car
and then the bottom of his car actually ended up rotting out
because of the weight
and also because of rust
he had some rust issues uh
with the vehicle
but
anyway man
what else is going on
uh
not too much really
you know
just kind of adapting
went over there to cedar rapids
and
now that
if you guys aren't familiar
cedar rapids has been devastated
by something called a derecho
and that is a mexican land hurricane
and the real
the crazy part is
is that
you know
for all of the yard
and outdoor
kind of outdoor
finessing
that a lot of latino
and
specifically mexican
people do
it's crazy that then a mexican storm would come
and just ruin
really a lot of the efforts and hard work
i mean
you know
you
we
we rode across town
before the storm
and uh
and
or before the show
and they had
i mean
you'd see a
you know
a tree everywhere
everybody had an extra tree in their yard
but it wasn't theirs
س
it had come from somewhere else
displaced trees
you had somebody
you know
you'd have a
woodpeckers just flying
or didn't know what
what to do
you had woodpeckers
just kind of like
oh you know
have their wings up in there
like that
don't know what's going on
because trees had been just
i mean
misplaced
displaced
m.i.a
i bought a carton of milk on the side
there was a picture of a tree on it
people hadn't seen it
you know
it just
just a lot going on over there
and it just really devastated a lot of the town
a lot of the city
so
um
oh sorry
that's my alarm i set
um
so that was interesting man
but then we got out there man
and we put it together out at the amphitheater
i mean
and they had it set up beautiful
you know
this is an amphitheater
and an amphitheater basically
it's
i mean
this
it was just
i mean
right on the river
the river's right there
it probably had maybe
eleven hundred people came out
and just a real
i mean
it was just a good time
it was a perfect night for it
and
you know
it just felt good
people to get out
people had driven in
you know
i met a mexican kid actually
who
from georgie
driven in
and he had a southern accent
like a red mexican
or something they call him
you know
um
and i'd never seen it before
and i kept making him talk
and we even tickled him a little
to hear him giggle
you know
in kind of like a
pseudo
kind of
you know
kind of uh
georgia spanish
kind of
you know
because you don't see it
you don't see a lot of that
do you see a lot of cross-racial stuff
going on
with you
amongst your friends
you guys have any
you have any
you know
a black friend that sounds swedish
or a
you know
a southern kid that has like a mexican accent
do you
you guys seen a lot of that rally
not that extreme
but i have friends
um
or i have seen people
that are
um
that are either like
for example
they're asian
but they have british accents
oh yeah
um
i i see that all the time actually
trickery
where do you see that at
what do you mean
like where do you see it
are you in part of a club
or a group
is this a meetup
yeah i mean i
i see it like
i sometimes hear people
like when i'm walking down broadway
um
and i just look over
and it's
an asian dude
and he's just
you know
talking british
and do you try
do you believe him
yeah
yeah because like he's
he's not
um
he's not like joking around
he's just talking
to his friends
and like i don't know
one point he was talking
about his family
or something
so i was like
okay that's like his voice
um
same thing with the guy
that i watch on youtube
named kai
kai w
um
that's his
user um
that's his uh
channel name
and he does all these
tech reviews
a black guy
no he's asian
okay
but i didn't know
he was asian
um
like
b