Name: Anthrax Challenge #10 - Fan Mail Unboxing w/ Theo Von
Uploaded: 2021-06-08T20:01:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anthrax Challenge #10 - Fan Mail Unboxing w/ Theo Von' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anthrax Challenge #10 - Fan Mail Unboxing w/ Theo Von' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-08. Transcript available.

Anthrax Challenge #10 - Fan Mail Unboxing w/ Theo Von

but here's the thing that you should know before you make this decision okay i
know a lot about you
it's true i know a lot about your family that's true and i think you should do
it
and that is a threat what this is called
oh wow good to see the man in here dude good to see you good to see you thanks
for coming in bro
yeah i'm excited to be opening up some goodie bags with you again yeah we got a
lot of uh
i've got some nice items that came from people and i'm curious to check that
out man uh i wanted
to see what's been going on with you recently what's been going on with me been
staying busy
doing my podcast sorry to plug it so early but but i've been doing that i'm on
license therapy you
asked i told uh and lucky uh thanks for promising to do it right before we
started this theo said
right before we hit record i promise i'm gonna come on soon did i so look look
out for theo he's
gonna be a guest real soon he said i promise are i'm gonna do it really soon
because i love you
i will we have to go back and watch the tape of that uh it wasn't it was before
we hit record you said it
yeah yeah so a lot of heresy a lot of heresy you said ari i love your podcast
and that's why i want
to do it and also i love you more than friends and i said relax let's just do
it as friends yeah and
that's fine yeah well i don't believe much of that and uh does he have 100
episodes because that's
actually his personal rule he doesn't do your pod i'm at 130 now oh damn i mean
200 i said is his
number until you have to have yeah it keeps changing times are changing what
else it used to be 100 but
the exchange rate on episodes has really really gone up but here's the thing
that you should know before
you make this decision okay i know a lot about you it's true i know a lot about
your family
that's true and i think you should do it and that is a threat what this is
called no no no we're
unboxing sure we are we're doing this unboxing we haven't really mentioned that
i got you this knife
here what is this oh wow so i got this and that one's for you this is a real
knife yeah what is this
like a hawk blade what is this called that's a knife yeah it's a little cute
knife to match your
little cute hoodie oh wow i used to date this girl and when i say date i meant
i stayed with her for too
long and really ruined her life for an extra year and i shouldn't have and i
feel bad she's a beautiful
girl and i really she was just and i just i don't know jesus christ but she's
okay now though she's
doing great now you know she should i hope she has she should probably get to
having children soon
but that's between her and you know and i think she's a fiancee now and
everything and but i wasted
some time hers and i didn't mean to i was just you know i was who i was and but
anyway what were you
talking about oh she had the smallest gun bro she had a gun that was literally
you had to hold it like
this like with one hand and kind of push the trigger back towards you with your
pinky it was literally
three inches long where did she keep it she kept it in a drawer and one night
we heard something
and i didn't think she should get it but she got it and uh and literally she's
just moving her
hands around this drawer like in a junk drawer and i'm like you're gonna set it
off like if it's in
there it was like a tiny she just kept it with her pens and pencils yeah just
totally anything in
there it was meant for miniature yorkies toy york it was a toy yorkie gun
people go yorkie
hunting that's what rich people do oh wow yeah some like some people go out and
hunt deer or wolves
or bears or iguanas if you're in florida but really rich people go hunt toy yorkies
it's evil
you know i've actually heard of some stuff and i know that you're on that vp
and you're behind the
vpn you know yeah dark web which is basically uh because you had that great
series was it called
unlicensed it was called a legalish legalish that was good man today i'm going
to be taking you guys
on the journey of legalish where each episode i teach you how to do something
that may or may not be
naughty today i'm going to be buying drugs dude we were about to shoot episodes
with all things
comedy and then covet happened will you get back to that because i really dug
that i want to i want
to get back to it so we'll have to see if i could find someone to help me make
it but i want to make
it because i was trying to get that hair supplement they had a special hair
supplement out of russia
and you got to get it off the dark web you can't buy it straight up what's it
do are you it's called
are you 16 something oh i got that for you didn't i and or he bought it for me
off the dark web
and got it sent to me so literally it showed up at my place dude did it work uh
yeah i well i use i
made the solution i ordered the other ingredients made the solution and then i
just got tired it's one
of those things where you start spraying stuff on your head all the time and
that's too much
it's even even rogaine is too much i'm like i'll just wear a hat or you're a
farmer if it's been a
half hour a day fought like you know you're like a sharecropper for some you
know like a big pharma
yeah rubbing this shit into your head he smells insane you'll start kissing a
girl and realize that
something come down your cheek and it's like both use mouths now is like all
poisoned out no thank you
yeah i'll get i'm gonna my plan is to wait for tall fall out and then get plugs
because plugs look you
can't even tell anymore yeah it looks so good and i hope that that stuff's
going to continue to evolve
they um you know one of the things about donald trump was that he got those
original plugs right his
hair was so weird he got those weird circle original plugs yeah that i think joe
rogan has a scar too
i don't know i'm i'm scared to say anything about him negative no i think he
does i think he's talked
about it yeah but uh yeah there's a few people that get that early surgery and
not good but the new
stuff the new stuff's getting a little bit easier man you know but let's get
into some packaging thank you
guys for this is the anthrax challenge we'll put the address below where you
can send uh additional
stuff i got that too oh wow packages with
it's like uh it's meant to break open windows but i feel like it'd be good for
packages oh every
pilled up stepmom is one of these and like if i ever fall off the bridge i'm
gonna break the window
it's like uh you know what allison you're gonna die okay i hate to say that but
you're freaking
four percocets deep going to get your hair done again all right and you already
have a buzz cut
right and wonder you know i think you really gotta tone it down with the
weapons in your car you have
six boxes of kleenex in there okay every time a girl pulls out her mace to show
me like she's got
she's prepared for situations i'm like you're never gonna pull that out in time
yeah why do you have
that yeah i think the biggest thing you'd have to know as a woman is jujitsu or
something to take
care of yourself um nick i see the first one is addressed to you man that's
only because i had it
sent to my house uh we wanted to make the guy tried to send it here once and it
went back so okay
we took it's definitely for you and i want to thank miles mcalpin and this is
from rice rice street
came uh and also i thought it said ricin which made me think of um fear and loathing
whatever that
movie is this is your show i want you to know that this is your show i don't
think you're supposed to
read their address okay but you do you all right we've definitely let some slip
in the past yeah we've
sent some things so cracking this open right here king it or sting it homemade
action figures thank
you for everything you guys do and we got oh this is good i have to put this
onto the other show
this is brendan schaub is that brendan yeah look at that oh wow that is really
cool there's a letter
to nick and then they got the theo vaughn with the mullet and the mic that's
cool can i see that one
too ari do you have the bathroom key it's beautiful i put it on the table out
there there you go you
gotta go go do it well i'm gonna send this back to you there's a letter in here
for you nick actually
so there's a letter separately for me oh cool and there's one for brendan
so i will read the letter to honor this on here theo thank you for helping me
through a tough year i am
grateful for you keep up the great work miles sir collect a lot thank you miles
really sweet and uh
we'll open this up and put these on new uh king in the sting yeah that's a
great gift miles good job
uh one of the better ones i've seen this one is from freedom forged in uh jordan
utah is where
they're based out of it is a really long letter so i think i'm going to read
the first sentence from
each paragraph for right now yeah that sound good use some summer and if it
seems personal then just
save it and i'll read the letter yeah so this seems pretty personal so i'm just
going to read the first
sentence blindly okay from each hi theo my name is vanessa cole and i wanted to
reach out to you
you are truly one of my favorite people in the world i'm a single mom it's
definitely been hard to wear
all the hats of a mother and father i've always been a nurturer i know you said
you were trying to start
foundation for single moms but hit some road bumps um okay so yeah that's the
long letter thank you
vanessa that's a beautiful it's going to be a beautiful letter that theo will
read in private
yeah very thoughtful and that's cool man oh this is really nice it's some
jewelry
i wonder if she makes this onward they all say onward and they're really they're
really pretty
freedom forged is the company uh we'll put a link below at freedom forged co i
think on ig or
something oh this is great and you know who would love one of these i think is
my mom would like one
your mom would definitely love that so and those look like real metal oh yeah
these are cool freedom
forged wow these are dope i'll get some insert shots of these nick these are
pretty nice uh thank you
vanessa very sweet of you and um i'll read that letter to you give me that
letter yeah thanks
all right no anthrax yet man even though you ari i feel like it probably i
think i'm immune to it
anthrax i feel like they they couldn't get me with that you don't think i don't
know from gray block
pizza oh classic they sent something what they send is it a pizza i wish it was
pizza actually it'd be so
nice right now gray block pizza coven 19 sucks amen and two more that say coven
19 sucks well thank you
very much i wonder if they can send some more i think that might have came a
while ago but coven 19
sucked oh yeah coven 19 yeah they could not a bad idea do you still they still
have a pizza shop here in
la they do 1811 pico boulevard on the way to the beach baby 1811 pico yeah yeah
they got to uh and i
got to do some more shout outs for them at the beginning of some episodes you
know i want to get
some small businesses that we can announce here and there on the podcast so if
you also want to um
maybe you could if you have a small business or something that we could shout
out maybe let us know what
it is you know hit the hotline let us know what it is nine eight five six six
four nine five zero three
and every now and then we can shout one of those out maybe if you own like a
local super cuts yeah if
you do hair cutting you know electrical work different something small you know
something where you're
just you know you guys are doing your best let us know maybe maybe circle some
extra business your way
thanks this is from k plate and they are based out of sturgeon bay wisconsin oh
nice you know where
that is nick yeah other side of state for me but uh great lakes area north it
says comfort may be a
coffin but fun is forever xoxo kiki this is a valentine better late than never
find me in the dms at
little puff dog and there you go right there and that's how families get
started
damn that is um and