Name: Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #391
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #391' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-03. Transcript available.

Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #391

uh we also want to just let you know that one of the cameras on this episode
was a touch out of
focus so we just want to let you know that um don't think there's something
wrong with your
optics uh fortunately it was the camera on me and you still get to see shane gillis
crystal clear
enjoy the show we can do it you can do it and we can do it together if we want
um i'm doing some
shows and that is uh may 7th i will be in los angeles we added a show uh right
in los angeles
here for the um netflix is a joke festival that's at the wiltern albuquerque
may 18th midland may 19th
in texas lubbock texas may 20 dallas texas may 21 and a show has been added
there and selling well
almost sold out thank you guys so much for that support savannah georgia june 2nd
augusta georgia
june 3rd montgomery alabama june 4th columbus georgia june 5th if you have
friends over there
in georgia you know people that have that love georgia you tell them about it
hollywood florida
june 23rd fort myers florida june 24th daytona beach and lakeland june 25th and
26th um grab your
tickets at theovon.com slash t-o-u-r that is the safest and best place to get
them thank you guys
so much in advance uh for your support and i look forward to seeing you on the
return of the rat tour
today's guest is a very talented young man and he's a a great um comedy man and
he uh so happy he's here
today and uh he has his own podcast called matt and shane's secret podcast he
has his special live in
austin uh which has over 4 million views on youtube uh happy to have him return
uh to this past weekend
uh my friend mr shane gillis
and let myself unwind
shine that light on me
i'll sit and tell you my stories
shine on me
shane gillis man your life you're you're getting busy man i am busy
yeah i mean you're getting busy man do you do do do things start feeling a
little bit different because
i feel like you you're kind of becoming like the guy yeah thanks man like the
handsome tim dylan i am
i was gonna say yeah the second part had to be because of the hands i was like
wait what
uh like a tom sellick meets tim like yeah yeah a little more yeah uh i don't
know i don't how did
you feel when it happened for you when it was when they come up because it
makes me uncomfortable
yeah that's an interesting question man i um i don't think you know that it's
really happening to
like it's happening but it's i think the funny thing is more of it's happening
for other people
in some ways yeah yeah yeah because they're all watching it yes but um the way
you the way that i
noticed it started to seem for me was like people would kind of stop me and i
was like oh this is
interesting yeah i don't know if i'm gonna be able to not be seen in some types
of sometimes now like
in some ways maybe yeah yeah and then and then people started coming to the
shows and that was
the part that's it yeah yeah like uh occasionally like occasionally i'll get a
pop on an intro and
i'll be like oh like this is new this is crazy yeah oh yes oh that you know
what that's actually
exactly first time yeah first time i got one i did a guest spot it was right
after i did rogan the
first time i did a guest spot on tim dylan's show yeah and it was like a
surprise guest and i got a
pop and i was like oh what the people are excited yes this is good because the
next night i went i
went back to philly and i was i did a spot on de stefano's show in philly which
is where i'm from
and i was like i'm gonna get another pop yeah this would be great dude we got a
guest guest spot for
you uh shane gillis i walked out and it was like i was like damn i thought i
had something going and
it was just you clapping behind your back yeah it's just like this guy's great
yeah dude that's when it
is i think that's when it is you know what that's really the perfect thing it's
like yeah it's like
when you're going on stage and you're like oh my gosh there's people like they'll
say something
you've said before they'll yell out a term um dude we were doing a storytelling
show last night
and well two weeks ago and i uh oh because uh you were doing was that last
night that was it
that was at the nashville comedy festival at the wild what is it wild west
county no i think it's
just nashville comedy festival at nashville yeah at nashville comedy it was at
the rhyman
and it was a storytelling show it was ari's show and like two seconds into my
set because i was like
opening with some material i said two words i was like i like history and this
guy is like
do a story i was like dude you knew two words of my material that's new you
psycho then he came up
after he looked like hell he was like that was me that yelled that i was like
you ruined yeah don't
give me a high five yeah why do these people oh there's always that guy's like
hey i was the guy
that i was the one who yelled and ruined your remember me there's always that
urchin he's like hey
he like slides up it's it's almost like this it's like uh it's always some real
i wish you could see
this dude he looked like he looked like a like a minor he looked like a 49er oh
yeah like beard
like yeah i came up his bro we're fully decked out in titans gear everything
titans yeah it was
crazy yeah titans con good bros though for real good bros definitely a tight oh
i bet he had a tanny
hill condom on dude i bet oh i bet yeah you know rob baronis hit a tree not far
from here
he used to be a field goal kicker yeah and he hit the upright rob my baronis
yeah and he hit a
tree did he how's he doing he he's gone he's in heaven he died from a hitting a
tree he got heavened
out yeah that'll do it he hit that wide right bro damn it's yeah it's kind of a
terrible it's like a
lore around the national area it's lower it's where rob baronis hit a tree yeah
and they even have his
initials on the tree too really still um what was i gonna say oh yeah dude so
it's yeah you're you're you're
you're just this is kind of it you know where you get busy and then you can
sell tickets and i think
that's the amazing thing is that people want to come see you it's like because
you it's almost
weird with comedy you get going in it and you're just doing it and it becomes
just about the comedy
and then you realize wow people want to come see me yeah like there's something
about me that they
sometimes it's not the comedy i think especially with podcasters and um and
especially with your
story kind of like being the like uh you know there's a whole snl type of
energy out there in
the world anyway yeah and i think that you add that with your your you know
just being insanely funny
and then it's like oh i want to go see this guy and then people with podcasts
they like the person they
want to see the person yeah yeah it's it's yeah it's crazy yeah it happened
pretty quick yeah so like
because it no tickets forever and then all of a sudden people want to show up
and like ah yeah like
they yell your dad's name out you're like all right take it easy ronnie chill
chill chill that's ronnie
son i'm trying to do stand-up yeah this isn't the podcast yeah it's fun though
do you think sometimes
people don't know when they come if it's going to be like the podcast or if it's
different i i i find that
sometimes i find that some people are like oh i thought there's sometimes after
the show somebody's
like man i thought it was going to be like the podcast you know and i almost
feel bad i'm like
dang you know sorry yeah i wish i could make it it's good yeah stand-up
podcasts are funny
stand-up is me doing something yeah like doing my little art yeah but man yeah
congrats on everything
dude it's awesome it's funny because i even look at you and i even get like
just gel i'm like all the
because the funnest thing is when you when people are getting to like getting
to know you you know
yeah and i mean obviously i still have a ton of people getting to know me i'm
not saying like i've
made it or nothing but you could you could say that yeah like you stay busy
enough you know but
the funnest part is yeah when people are like oh shane gill if you're the shane
gill i wonder if
that's because that's how i feel about like my buddy some of my friends are
still doing like open mics
and hanging out in philly and i'm like damn that was the best oh yeah like now
i wonder if you're just
having the same thing where you're like now the best was when it started yeah
oh yeah this is the
best i'm gonna be sad yeah because if this only gets worse from here i'm
already pretty bummed out
yeah yeah that's true i'm not doing great at that that's uh that could be
something that could be
something so dude so because you grew up in the uh in pennsylvania man you grew
up out and were you
like an amish country did you ever have any interaction with the others a lot
of amish around wow yeah
lancaster that's i i was like 30 40 minutes west of amish country but they're
around dude did you
ever get approached by him because i could see you being like i definitely if i'm
amish and i'm a you
know i don't want to say a milk drinker yeah yeah but if i'm somebody that's
close to that udder
they knew i was getting milk yeah yeah they saw me yeah that guy's chugging
milk obviously
like uh that guy's eight percent right there yeah they uh no but you'll see him
we see yada when we're
kids what would y'all say like like nice horse dumb ass get a car you idiot
drive past them it was fun
now i look back on it like that's very inappropriate the crazy part is people
that yell out like queers
these aren't gay people still that's i mean they're gay for woodward phobic and
i don't stand for it
yeah that's funny yeah yeah driving by an amish dude in a buggy be like you're
homo he's gonna be
like what the oh dude a couple black dudes called me the n-word a couple months
ago dude and it was
like that kind of brightens your day a little i felt you know i was like you
promise you know i didn't
know what to say that's so cool thank you guys i'll like say it again man it's
cool when you guys yeah
we like it i remember when i was young somebody was throwing me and my buddy
were fishing it was
a black friend of mine who's i think in jail for murder now man my friend devin
but he um
he uh we're fishing in some white some racist white dude or some somebody
racist who looked white from
where we were was up on these train tracks starts throwing rocks at us really
and yelling the n-word
right and so i jump out and i'm like not me dude you know what i'm saying like
at least yeah don't
get me yeah you're getting the wrong guy you're gonna hit me with a rock but
that was wild dude
the amish every once in a while get smoked by like trucks uh-uh dude they're
driving horse horse and
buggies the truck truck driver will go wide right and just splatter them robber
on horses and it's bad
really and they hit them and i guess uh oh would you rather get hit from the
back with the truck or
from the front like definitely from behind pause definitely i don't want to see
that thing coming
dude you don't i don't want to have once i don't want to have one second to be
like oh
here it comes i just want to just fade to black just that'd be nice
oh what sound would you make i said all i think about that wait am i in a car
or i'm just getting
no you're just walking you're out there walking something's not going good yeah
right yeah yeah
something's gone wrong yeah something is wrong you're walking out there and i'm
walking and yeah
i definitely want it to be from behind yeah i don't want it dude because if you
see it coming your last
you know you're going to be trying to get out of the way for the last second
that's going to be your
last thing you do and the saddest part if one of your friends saw you because
you'd probably put your
hands up like yeah he put his hands up to try to stop it like you see that
idiot he's a firetruck
hit him he put his hands up yeah you would do you go of course you would yeah
that would be tough man
it'd be tough to figure that out so was there a lot was there amish peop