Name: Anthrax Challenge #11 - Fan Mail Unboxing w/ Tour Manager Bizzle Gibbons
Uploaded: 2022-08-02T07:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anthrax Challenge #11 - Fan Mail Unboxing w/ Tour Manager Bizzle Gibbons' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anthrax Challenge #11 - Fan Mail Unboxing w/ Tour Manager Bizzle Gibbons' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-02. Transcript available.

Anthrax Challenge #11 - Fan Mail Unboxing w/ Tour Manager Bizzle Gibbons

all right uh welcome to the anthrax challenge we haven't done one in a long
time um it's just been
a lot of just moving parts and uh and just trying to organize stuff so but we
want to honor the a
lot of the nice things that people have sent and um and i'm excited today to do
it uh with my buddy
here bizzle gibbons right here what's going on everybody thanks for having me
yeah and tim is my
friend and he also is the tour manager uh for the tour and um he's also tell us
something else tim
canadian canadian guy so he's from canada and they do it a little different are
they different
up there overall you think uh yeah i think we're a little different you know um
i'm from right across
the river right near detroit so oh it's kind of americanized i guess but uh
still got poutine
yeah uh and a lot of crime or is there less crime up there you come down here
to see crime or you stay
up there yeah i moved down here to see crime yeah yeah especially the
neighborhood i moved into
yeah i get to see it front and center oh yeah you showed me that one night that
that uh
that tank had like a ram on it yeah yeah that was nice my neighbor woke me up
by having a tank
bust through his front door damn bro yeah yeah you don't get that much in canada
not a lot of gun
violence in canada yeah yeah uh but it'll amp up probably oh yeah hopefully
yeah yeah it's heading
that way and a lot of stray bullets i've heard if people don't realize it but
on new like new year's and
fourth of july when people fire a lot of bullets into the air a lot of them
land in canada i've heard
yeah like i think if somebody dies from a gunshot in windsor it's because they
like caught a stray
bullet in the neck from detroit yeah pretty cool man misfire that's one of our
biggest exports out
of that area these days yeah straight bullets yeah yeah you don't even have to
go to fedex
no you just fire it off um well we're gonna crack into some packages man so i
think just pick one up
um this is like christmas where like at christmas dear would your family like
separate all the gifts
and put them all in front of each person then you open them all or like keep
pulling them out from
under the tree one at a time no we do the keep pulling out people keep pulling
out and pulling out
and um what do y'all do over there my dad separates all the gifts per person
yeah and then you go one
at a time so it kind of feels like this you're surrounded by them yeah yeah i
wish i mean i see
like my nephews and stuff just dive into them and it's over in like 30 seconds
i mean christmas is a
wrap yeah i think it's you can keep track of who's loved the most by the pile
yeah you know i wish we
kind of did a little bit like that had a little bit more tablature going on of
um of parental affection
um i got one that right here this came from uh diane roberts of fort collins
colorado
and she sent in some nice stuff here a couple pins gel ink that looks good a
nice journal leather
journal i don't know what kind of leather that is but looks nice do you journal
yeah i do some good i
do a lot of good journaling these days man oh a little bag of something a magic
amulet right here
and this looks like an arm amulet uh has some tiger eye in it very nice diane
thank you
since two of them ward off evil spirits another one this is bronzite tibetan
um nothing special about these stones i just like the way it looked okay well
that's nice give me
something to wear and kind of uh look make myself look nice and then a nice
item right here
this is carved phoenix black obsidian amulet necklace oh damn
and this will keep the damn dark arts at bay boy
this is something i feel like somebody with big tits wears a lot of times you
know
it's not women that do that do big tits they have a lot of times uh they'll
have kind of like a piece
to direct you towards looking at well that's because we're like fish right so
they put that shiny object
right there as if it wasn't already catching your eye this little shiny metal
thing sure is
dude if one of them just put a damn spinner bait between their tits yeah yeah i
think half the men
would be there wow this looks nice it looks it looks powerful too let's check
that check that out
looks very powerful and some of these gifts have been sitting here for over a
year i want to acknowledge
that um so you don't even know if this will still work it's got an expiration
date on it it's been in
the box for a year that's true i don't know that i don't know how long she uh i
don't know how many
hours it has on its amulet and ability uh i decided to send you a present i
hope it's okay i decided to
give you a journal because i know you like to make gratitude lists oh that's
nice i love watching your
show thanks for having courage to be yourself i know it's not easy peace and
love diane thank you diane
that's awesome that's a really nice little packet of stuff and i will i'll
start making some gratitude
lists in there and i'm gonna hold that amulet up so they can see it that's
beautiful thank you
why don't you crack into one there timmy boy let's get into one here wow this
one's nice man
melissa mafio okay she packaged this thing up and uh drew the ribbon on there
oh that's beautiful that's
a nice touch yeah sometimes i would always get jealous whenever we need we go
over to rich people's
houses and they'd have like they'd have that kind of brown packaging like it
would look like nicer or
their their wrapping paper would have like cooler pictures and stuff on it
their wrapping paper cost
more than the presents you were getting yeah uh and you know they didn't do it
themselves they paid
that guy in the mall at the table yeah they paid somebody to get in there and
do it
oh yeah well that's a loud one huh yeah they got a little tape on this thing
crack that bad baby open no
and yeah we'll put the address down in the bottom of the screen so you can see
uh
if you have things you want to send into the podcast we're going to start
building some stuff
out here in the central east and keeping a good um smorgasbord of items and uh
um keepsakes so melissa
sent a couple of these shirts okay cyclotopia okay they must do cycling huh
happy birthday theo from one
water sign scorpio to another gang gang meet me upstairs oh damn huh this thing
you might have put a damn
little pair of panties in here or something should i open one of these up and
show them off yeah let's
show it off let's show that shirt i hope one of them fit you cyclotopia is a
state of mind
whatever cycle you are in in life you can steer yourself through it
overcome fears be grateful and ride the vibe
beloved melissa muffins muffins muffins there it is oh dang it's cool cyclotopia
that's nice from melissa
thank you melissa for these and if you like to cycle you might want to head on
over there to
cyclotopia and get you a little snag a few of these hitters man
uh what else we got here we got a box here this is from s hyzer
s hyzer and they do something they do uh and i want to let you know also today
i'm using this um
we got a specific this past weekend tactical blade ravencrest from ravencrest
tactical and they make
this an illegal blade you press a button and bam somebody's naked or dead that's
switchblade
dude my buddy the other day said he would much rather get stabbed than shot
apparently
getting stabbed is way harder to uh get patched up do you ever hear that
you mean you'd much rather get shot than stabbed yeah shot yeah uh i feel like
i got a better chance
to live if you stab me that's what i feel like yeah but i think it just goes in
there and really
kind of gets into you so that's what gets tricky oh wow oh wow man and these
are a couple of damn
beautiful wristlets some homeless dude will freaking beat these off he has real
copper oh yeah the dude
pushing the uh shopping cart down the street with like a bunch of your catalytic
converters in it
yeah yeah he's got your ac unit and your bracelets in his shopping cart oh
thank you very much that's
nice there and what do we got a thank you right here uh thank you for all the
laughs and joy love sam
uh thank you sam that's kind of you a couple items in here oh and some of these
gifts are for king in the
sting it says in this bag theo some to send to you i didn't trust the address
from two years ago the
crew would not respond for a safe address we probably don't have a safe address
but i'll save these and
bring them in the cats for you and we'll we'll open them up on air over there
thank you what you got
timmy got some hop water here let's give this one look see
i'm off the hop water though are you yeah i'm two years off the hop water oh
that's true huh
you just got your two-year chip didn't you yep amen man
non-alcoholic i'm back on it sparkling hop water what flavor is that that's a
blood orange beverage
with adaptogens and nootropics i'll do one that sounds pretty good oh and they
are hot i mean no
joke some of these packages have been sitting for about they could be sitting
for almost 17 months yeah
on the front sidewalk oh oh it's nice uh hot does it taste like an ipa when i
hear hop i think ipa
it's a warm it tastes warm yeah this is a mango
no alcohol no calories no sugar no gluten no stress
and you need your liquids man you guys just got a tim does t-shirt printing he
actually printed up
his company savior clothing printed up all of the shirts for the um for the
tour so if you got a
shirt on tour on the uh return of the rat tour that's not over but it's just on
sabbatical at the
moment then he might have made it and you guys are working in pretty hot
conditions huh oh it's hot yeah
open myself up a real sweatshop yeah so if there's any ac companies out there
looking to gift anybody
an ac unit i'll come back on this show get that free ac unit god that'd be nice
yeah yeah somebody
come hook us up with some duck work see if there's any sheet metal out there
being gifted
yeah there's got to be something good i met a lady in the in a meeting the
other day and she works in
sheet metal she just got promoted and she said a lot of the men were giving her
shit see if she can't bend me up some ducks and get me a fan in there yeah i'll
see what she can do for
you here's a couple books and i don't even know this is bad childhood good life
that sounds good i'll
read that from dr laura schlessinger um oh wow somebody got a card made
this says be good to yourself you deserve it dang that's awesome thank you and
they sent a card as well
and it says be good to yourself you deserve it um your openness about your
struggles with porn
helped me to take a serious look at mine well i'm four days off right now four
days off the pipe
i have some suggestions and maybe i'll leave a voicemail with those
as it took my appreciation i wanted to send you some stuff i thought it would
be of interest or helpful
thanks for the laughs i'm excited to watch the new special so thank you monique
from monique
that's very very nice oh look at this shirt do you get a uh do you get your uh
like your first day
chip when you when you're going into your time off of porn you get time if you
do like i had seven days
and then i was why oh i was watching this asian show and they were making porn
dolls and they showed
how they were made and stuff i was like and i literally put something on i was
like it's like
it's basically showing how the like all the like lat like the places they make
stuff in china all the
things we make yeah and they had these porn dolls with these just huge tits and
i mean they just and
the ladies are sitting there just literally like hammering the tits and like
melting off the edges and
stuff and seeing how durable they are and then that sent you into a little jerk
off sent me into it
damn brother the dark arts baby don't worry god no one's gonna trigger you you
hole yeah i got triggered
and i know where the trigger is baby dude put about four bullets into the world
so and here's one other uh cd or dvd right here called the chosen um oh i heard
about this this is that
