Name: Yung Gravy | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #422
Uploaded: 2022-12-13T16:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Yung Gravy | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #422' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Yung Gravy | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #422' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-13. Transcript available.

Yung Gravy | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #422

we've got tour dates to announce uh louisville uh indianapolis we added a show
in indianapolis
shreveport louisiana baton rouge louisiana corpus christi uh houston uh we
added a show
in houston added a show in phoenix added a show in new york city and added a
show in austin texas
those are all at theo von.com slash t-o-u-r make sure to do ticketing through
those links to get
accurately priced ticketing and uh thank you guys that's all return of the rat
tour so if you've
already seen it it'll be similar to that uh still just so you know we've got
lots of new merch up at
theo von store.com check out the new hitter hunting collection also the new
gang gang crewnecks in
orange and purple and gold fits we got the new rat king t-shirt in purple and
black that thing
that's the thing baby if you haven't seen that one check it out theo von store.com
today's guest is a rapper uh he's a composer um he's a he's a male fiance if
you want him to be
uh he's a vibe he's an energy um and i went to his show the other night had a
great time
uh he's on tour right now fresh off his new album marvelous uh he's been in
once before
and we're happy to have him back today's guest is young gravy
oh man dude uh
gravy baby theo what's up baby i'm good man it feels good to have a couple days
off right now
yeah thank you thanks for coming in man i uh and we didn't plan this also we
didn't plan this yeah
that's the camera right there yeah with all the odds of this yeah so i walked
up with this purple
sweater on and i was like damn how cute and then he pulls out the chains too
this is very uh it's a
beautiful moment damn we're a couple of uh a couple uh lavender scavengers that's
something there you
go that's what riffraff would call us i miss that fool um my shoe also dang
baby damn just right next
to the ankle brace you know the vibe god bro i love that like if you if you're
going
out you're going to uh dfw dog oh no vfw no if you can't if you break out the
house you're going to dsw
shoes baby that's oh dsw bro damn vf i thought you meant i was you was trying
to say some about vfw
like i'm going to hang out with the oh the troops the veterans yeah oh yeah
like yeah man whenever bobby
lee comes on stage i'll always say like uh or if i go on after him at the
comedy store i'll always be
like i always tell the guy like i'm going to drop you off at a vfw and let
those boys finish things
dude i always tell them that because i think they some of those guys fought
like vietnam yeah i'll
guarantee bro your show so i went to your show the other night thank you very
much uh for coming yeah for
setting me up um dude it was cr like there's so many did you see the guy there
was a guy who brought
his mother in an urn did you see this guy no i did not yeah there's a guy who
brought his mother in an
urn and he's like gravy was my mom's favorite she was like the mil you know the
milf with the most or
something he said and i was like there's no way this dude's mother is in this
urn and she was man was
he in the back or was he on stage i mean i'm sorry in the crowd or was he he
was he was in the crowd
and you just talked you spoke with him or he just yelled that out oh no uh i
spoke with him oh wow
yeah so i was like wow you have people non-living people coming yeah man you
know yeah one over
capacity yeah i know i know i wonder if they if they charge him a ticket for it
um no bro it was crazy
man i love the fact you uh there's one thing that i noticed about your whole
the whole thing
you have going on to me it's like you kind of never know what's going to happen
a little bit
it's like a it's it's like an energy it's a music it but it's like do you want
to be along for this
journey and you had uh soldier boy came out you had jesse mccartney that was
crazy yeah man yeah
we just with this show or this tour uh myself and baby no money the my co-headliner
yeah and he did it
he dude he i i i wasn't uh familiar with him and that was great man he said him
and tip the whole
thing just the energy was great but go on so yeah you got baby no money so so
we we we've been boys for
like six years and we're like yo he used to open for me and then he had some
hits and he's really that
kind of reached like we're kind of neck and neck like same level like we're
doing this together
so i was like yo you got to do a big co-headline tour but we got to make it
epic so like we put so much
money like the production and like planning it out we made like seven little
acts that you probably saw
where it's like both of us and then one of us and the other one and then both
and then blah blah blah
and we fit in soldier boy and freddie dread and and jesse and yeah freddie
dread i met him he's sick
he's sick yeah dude he seemed like an amish guy that had gone off as far as you
could go from
yeah he's like i'm about to remix the whole damn bible dude that does have it
all it's crazy because
he's like a quiet like chill little guy but but his lyrics are crazy he's
talking about murdering people
and he loves you man he was so grateful to be a part of it uh he's fire man i
love the music i um
yeah but just the whole thing yeah you like go through these moments it's like
like the lights will get down low and there's like people kind of slow dancing
and people touching
their own tits i saw people touching their own tits you don't see a lot of that
and it is facts yeah it was like and then it gets to like these like kind of
these crescendo levels
where it's just it was just fun man i'm glad you could see it bro we literally
play i think it's 40
songs i think it's 41. wow throughout that set yeah we don't do the full thing
of every song but
yeah i think we do about 41 it's like two hour set and uh i love how it came
out love how it came out
i found myself just dude i was just i was just it was good it was cute girls
there man i met a couple
girls yeah baby um i think i came up and dapped you up during like the soldier
boy set yeah you did
i had to sneak out with a little montclair jacket on and i was like all hidden
yeah kind of hard to
hide i mean literally the tallest guy in the world comes by in a jacket it was
like the abominable
flow man bro flow abominable flow man that's hard that's what it was man um so
tell me a little bit
about touring then because is this the biggest tour you've ever done yeah i'd
say so i'd say
like this tour as a whole is the most tickets that we've ever like sold on one
tour yeah because you
guys had 4 000 in there the other night yeah that was fire and like some of the
shows a bit my hometown
minneapolis we did 7 800 which is ridiculous so we got seattle coming up that's
about 8 000.
uh i'd say the average is like i don't know 3 500 maybe 4 000 but like man that's
incredible yeah
like i toured with dylan francis in february and it was it was a little bit
smaller but it was it was
sick it was wild they're all sold out too but this one just like went off like
we just we both had big
years me and myself and baby the money and it's sick to see it man it's sick to
see people so hyped
we do meet and greets every day and there's like all these that's my favorite
part of it is a meet
and greets where there's these fans that like you know i really mean something
to them and they'll bring
like like a dope story from their life about how i helped them they'll bring me
like a little gift
that like they made and put some time into and that it's amazing isn't it
amazing you think like we had
some guy brought this one time he made he chiseled this right that's gorgeous
yeah that type of thing
i love it someone made me a a katana a gold a fully gold encrusted full-size
katana sword and that's
for just you could do is that uh bring up a katana there is that let's see it
dude i wonder if i can
bring up the one that i have uh man it's gold it's covered in yeah i mean the
dude gave me that but
it's covered in gold and it says young gravy all over it the handles and
everything are purple just
like our outfits it's it's it's gorgeous man and imagine being able to defend
yourself with that
one day somebody rolls onto the tour bus tickets out of hand and that is how
you save you know i got
a whole like i had a whole i don't know if we ever talked about this before but
i had a whole phase
where i had like multiple different stalkers and i actually have another katana
and i mean that wasn't
the reason i bought it i was just drunk and wanted a sword but uh i had back in
minnesota at my mom's
home i had some stalkers that were you were living at home with your mother
yeah this was during covet
and i had kids that i was like the early covet era and i had some kids that
were there's multiple
different kids that like i grew up with that knew where i lived and knew a lot
about me but kind of
went crazy went cuckoo one of them had like schizophrenia one of them had uh
like level
three bipolar where they're seeing things and damn and he would like they'd
like send me little
messages with them like breathing and whatnot like weird like movie horror
movie type type stuff wow and
uh was it spooky it was pretty spooky man i mean it was i wasn't that worried i
mean i was worried
about myself but i was more worried about my mom because they knew that she
lived there oh yeah i was
gone and you're gone i was got a lot and i didn't want to stress her out so i
was like i like kind of
i mean she knew i was putting up this security system but i kind of just like
didn't stress why
i was like let's put up a security system you know i got a lot of fans yeah
these trip wires out here
like damn bro and there was like moments where uh they would like start
threatening me and like coming
like near my house and like giving me information there's one time where where
okay so i had this katana
that's what we're getting back to i bought a katana when i was drunk and then
there was one time where
that was all i had and i was in my i was downstairs in my house thinking like
the basement there's big
big ass windows on both sides of this basement right and uh you can see all
over like the backyard and
the front yard and this dude was like claiming that he was at my house this
this stalker fella so i'm
sitting there with the katana dude and i'm just like thinking about it i'm like
dude what am i
gonna do like how am i gonna slice this batter up baby kirby it was crazy bro
crack that dog
so yeah man so in the end man i actually i pulled some strings i got a fan to
bring me a
a weapon like a firearm uh and i ended up realizing after that that you can
actually just legally buy
a shotgun in minnesota so i got that yeah and um luckily like right as
everything was peaking
this dude that was gonna that was threatening me coming to my house uh a home
girl of mine called
the cops and they showed up at his workplace and they found an unregistered
pistol on him and he's
he's locked up other kids in an asylum there's a third one that's not even
worth getting into but he's
he's also locked up do you worry so do you know like their release dates and
stuff or are you worried
about that like kind of thing because do you think they blame those guys are
sitting in there like
listening to your tracks but also you know getting jacked to them and stuff and
like you know like
the release dates of their schizophrenia what you mean no like release dates of
like when do they
get out of these asylums like are they in there like like are they revenge
lifting you know because
there'll be dudes in there yeah they slow like some you seen cape fear um yeah
yeah i've seen it i've
been there been to cave fear yeah like cave fear like some fully tatted back i
don't know i i'm hoping
that it's all good there's certain cities now that i go to where i always bring
security uh but you
know i just have a fear about it because you know i've always i watch too many
scary movies but i have
a fear of like someone getting a hold of me and like getting me like tied up in
a chair and doing
weird to me man it's my worst fear damn other