Name: Louis C.K. | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #425
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Louis C.K. | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #425' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-11. Transcript available.

Louis C.K. | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #425

all right we got some new merch to tell you about uh we got the vintage rat tee
the hunting club
hoodies and hats if you like to get out there with that gunpowder as well as
some new colors
in the bgty be good to yourself collection get that and more at theovonstore.com
and uh thanks
for repping new tour dates to announce i will be in las vegas on june 30th and
july 2nd at the
encore theater get pre-sale tickets with code rat king starting wednesday january
11th at 10 a.m
pacific time general on sale starts friday january 13th at 10 a.m pacific time
we're also adding a
sixth show in austin on june 8th and a fourth show in houston on march 23rd we
also have a few tickets
left in louisville indianapolis shrev port baton rouge boston medford corpus tristi
and phoenix
and new york city get tickets at theovon.com slash t-o-u-r that's tour today's
guest is a rare he's a rare
he's a one of a kind and he is people say that all the time about people um but
they're i this he is
that he's a comedian he's a filmmaker he has a new special streaming on january
28th
live from madison square garden you'll be able to watch the live stream of it
we'll put that information
below um he's i saw him i saw him perform last night it was unreal happy to
have him here today mr louis
i'll sit and tell you my stories shine on me and i will find a song i've been
singing
i sweat more when it's cold weirdly yeah yeah i get it clammy
if i warm up i'm i i sweat less like at night yeah we used to have a buddy i
was sitting about
sweating but it made me think about reptiles that uh i used to work on this
farm and we had a dude
after it would rain he would go lay on the concrete up there he'd take his
shirt off and go lay on the
concrete like really like a reptile kind of guy because he felt good if he
cools off that's like what
dogs do they sit on the hearth you know oh really yeah you know they sit
somewhere they find cool spot on
the floor yeah yeah i think it just felt good on his skin after it would rain
he would take his shirt
off this dude named lance and uh he was really in touch with what made him feel
good that's a
good thing yeah that's a good point a lot of people won't do that but yeah like
i know that feels
good so i'm gonna do it yeah that's all right yeah it is kind of nice i think
there's probably more
stuff people would do in public if they were less probably like inhibited or
whatever about it oh
definitely i was like i was in a um move this a little closer on you yeah sure
i was in uh i think
you know those places that are like uh it's like a chain restaurant but it's a
little better you know
what i mean a little better um yeah like uh like like like bj's yeah that kind
of thing yeah i forget what
it was but it was daytime and it was really dead in there in some i don't know
akron ohio or some
horrible place and um and some big lady came in you know yeah off the street
and you could tell
they were like okay like they they have something where they just like just let
her come in you know
what i mean right let her come in let her smell everything yeah they maybe they
she got stopped at
the door one day and it got you know what i mean but you could see they're like
okay you see they
went to the manager he's like it's okay it's okay it wasn't enough customers in
there she came in
and she just starts walking through the restaurant and she takes the creamers
you know the those metal
tin creamers that are on the kind of places uh-huh she starts drinking cream
and then she leaves
and i thought if i wasn't worried about how that looks i might do that yeah
yeah you know what i
mean yeah like there's something about creamers it's like as a kid that's kind
of magical this nice cold
cream maybe she knows the time they just poured them so they're nice and cold
but if you'd had no
concern about right you might walk by a restaurant and go i bet they got some
nice cold creamers and i'm
gonna have myself yeah yeah that's true yeah i could see that coming through
and just kind of sniffing
the cream just having some yeah just being always want to like touch people on
the back of their neck
yeah wow that's an interesting one because i feel like it's like the most kind
of like
it's almost like a real parental place oh yeah it's caring it's yeah so you you
mean you're the parent
i don't know i mean maybe i would dress up in a suit or something but i don't
know
if i would be like the parent but i just yeah sometimes i want to do that even
when i'm just
talking to people i want to like i almost feel like if i put my hand on the
back of their neck
we would know more about each other or something yeah you'd be closer you'd be
an arm's length away
yeah when i was in school in middle school that moment yeah it's hard to escape
it so then i think
you're there with like the honesty of whatever's really going on um when i was
in middle school if
you got in a fight they made you stand in the hall all day and hug each other
like this
no yeah like what do you mean like hands on each other's shoulders like you're
gonna slow dance yeah
yeah you and another dude yeah yeah and you're both going this is yeah after
for how long
oh probably i think i was out there for four hours one time probably no yeah i
mean this
kid brad castman and did you have like blood on you from the fight still and
yeah it's still pretty dirtied up i mean i'll i will yeah he got the best of me
but yeah we were out there and the kids would come through during the like and
you try to be kind of cool
yeah i mean like it was uh while it was uh while it was like while it was in
class you would try to
like just like be like you would kind of relax and be cool with each other and
yeah then when the
kids with the bell would ring and they would switch classes you'd be like this
is gay dude right you
know you would like but then you're alone out there during class time yeah so
you'd have to get to
know each other so you really would talk probably right yeah i mean there'd be
like a period of just like
man fuck this fuck you man yeah but then you start going so what what do you uh
like what are you doing
after school or where were you you know is your you have sisters right others
yeah oh yeah you get
into it and then he became a friend so i like that i think yeah there's
something about that smart idea
the only that pose of hands on shoulders it reminds me of when i was i mean
that was middle
school so this was fifth sixth grade kids boys and girls started saying they
want to be boyfriend
girlfriend you know they started to be that thing and it was only the cool kids
that could do that
like anybody that was below you know in the nerdy or just not popular anybody
the glasses on was out
oh no you had no currency yeah but all the cool kids got to hook up yeah and so
they would be like
mike mcdougall and samantha amanda stebbins these real people are gonna kiss
and they and they did it
as a tribe too you didn't just walk up to girl like i did i walked up to girls
and said you want to be
my girlfriend they're like yeah flag of the play buddy that's not how it's done
that's like somebody
coming off the sidelines and just getting in the play hey give me the get the
fuck out of here come
in and just sipping your cream no yeah yeah yeah so you had to it would be like
they decide as a
tribe mike and amanda are gonna be a couple yeah so amanda's friends would push
her and mike's would
push him and they'd have to go to some place and kiss like behind a tree or
something yeah and they
would stand like that with hands on shoulders just that exact and they'd be
like looking like trying
to look to the sides and everybody's going come on and everyone's come on mike
you it and like
fucking screaming at him and he's like and amanda don't be a you know that's
just whatever and then
they'd kiss and everybody goes oh and it was that was it yeah yeah yeah they're
both queer somehow
and one of them's stepdad was there too like what is that dude yeah yeah yeah
come on mike
but uh but it's a similar thing of kids two young people trying to
your teacher i never heard that that your school must have that's a really
creative and interesting
i thought it was it was one and me and that me and that guy are still friends i
just saw him a
couple weeks ago and i thought but i'll do that thing just to talk sometimes
just once in a while
it should be a regular thing one shining moment yeah just sing a little yeah um
i'm it almost
reminds me of lord of the flies what you're talking about because it really was
i never thought about
it like that like the whole tribe kind of had to agree that scott and jessica
were gonna kiss that's
right and then like if you were like like a little that was standing there and
kind of like just like
watching like some people were right up there like you know nudging him in but
some people were in
the back just yelling straight you know no things were very uh tribal medieval
uh in there's microcosms
there at those ages oh yeah i had a friend who was very popular but he had me
like as a side
bitch in some weird way like i was his friend but i didn't get to hang out with
him in the we lived
close to each other he lived two houses down from me so he would hang out with
me just me and him
but when he was out with his boys like i just wasn't invited it was a weird
thing but one time i was
playing basketball with him and some guy from his group came over and because
he was kind of a leader
and he was telling this guy why he's out and i hadn't seen that before like i
was just i just sat
and listened and he was like saying he was like hey man why are you mad at me
everybody's saying
you're mad at me nobody talks to me anymore this other guy like why is nobody
talking to me and he
said because you're just you changed and you're not you're not cool anymore and
he's like what do you
mean i changed i'm just being myself and he's like and he wouldn't give him the
information like
he hadn't done anything oh he's just like you're just out man you're just not
it's not you know you
should look into yourself and decide wow what did you do you think about it it's
not for me to tell
you and the poor kid was like crushed because this was he he was part of this
group and he was out
after that and you'd never seen him be be in that kind of situation i'd never
seen that i was fascinated
by it yeah and he also did it openly in front of me because i just didn't count
you know right
he's like this is some fly on the wall this guy never yeah but we were like ten
everybody was ten
in the story it's like where the did he get this sophisticated kind of like
dick cheney kind of
like you know you know you're out you're out you know and like your message
that yeah it's louis
it doesn't even matter yeah yeah i didn't know it was it didn't matter he'll
never make it to the
capital to tell anyone no i was a servant yeah i'm like the guy who got shot in
the face yeah yeah
dude i remember uh oh what were you just talking about oh you're talking about
friends
middle school oh yeah yeah it's crazy when you look at a 10 year old it looks
like they're doing
nothing kind of like they're dumb and their necks getting longer but then it's
like you look at you
like um but then like you hear a story like that and you're like yeah they have
this whole cosmo and
universe that's going on well yeah because we don't see it when you see kids
they kind of look just
frozen face and what because when an adult walks in the room like in lord of
the flies do you ever
see the movie um oh yeah i did well it ends with just like this boot this adult
boot in the foreground
oh yeah it's just it just stops all the madness shut it down yeah yeah but yeah
you're right in
their own world they're you know it's so wild to think about that because i
yeah i really get
infatuated with those kind of times man like um i love that kind of stuff i
loved growing up i loved
like the mystery of all of it like how everything was so crazy and it was j