Name: Druski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #428
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Druski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #428' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-31. Transcript available.

Druski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #428

I've got some new tour dates to announce right now.
April 25th at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, Arizona.
We're adding a date onto that week.
March 23rd, we've added in Houston, Texas.
That's a Thursday night at the Hobby Lobby Center for the Performing Arts.
May 10th, Newark, New Jersey.
New Jersey Center for the Performing Arts.
May 11th, Westbury, New York at the New York CB Theater at Westbury.
June 9th, Austin.
We've added another Austin show.
And June 30th and July 2nd, Las Vegas at the Encore Theater.
Wow, I can't believe it, man.
I just can't even believe that we're getting to do all this.
This is crazy.
Thank you.
It's at TheoVaughn.com slash T-O-U-R.
You have to go through those links to get accurately priced tickets.
If you're elsewhere, that's out of our control.
You know, there's already a lot of monsters there on the internet with these
ticketing fees,
and those are out of our control as well.
But I love you guys, and I hope to get to see you if you can come out.
We now have Be Good to Yourself crew necks available in light blue, maroon, and
cement.
That embankment gang color, you know it.
Check these out along with the new windbreaker at TheoVaughnStore.com.
And thank you for your support.
Today's guest is an entertainer, a comedian, a producer, actor.
He's a creative, and he's kind of like a universe in a way.
You know, you meet him, and you meet the people that are in his circle, and it's
just, man,
it's a very entertaining world.
I'm happy to have him here today, my friend, Drewski.
I'm happy to have him here today, I'm happy to have you here today, my friend,
Drewski.
I'm happy to have you here today, my friend, Drewski.
I'm happy to have you here today.
I'm happy to have you here today.
I'm happy to have you here today, I'm happy to have you here today.
I'm happy to have you here today, I'm happy to have you here today.
I'm happy to have you here today.
I'm happy to have you here today, I'm happy to have you here today, I'm happy
to have you here today.
I'm happy to have you here today.
Because that's part of the fucking G-code or whatever, bruh, or whatever.
50 Cent, 50 Kids.
We got these fucking orphans.
What the fuck?
God dang, cuz.
He's sick.
He's been feeding y'all.
He's sick, bruh.
He's sick, for real.
I'm just saying, man, I'm just glad you came through, man.
Yeah, I know it.
This is the damn Underground Railroad for us, cuz.
We needed some brothers up in here, man.
Cheers to that.
Oh, hell yeah.
Y'all definitely needed some black people up in here.
I was looking for a black episode.
I swear, it took me a minute.
I was looking, though.
I was definitely looking for a black episode.
I'm scrolling, man.
You gotta scroll for a while.
We almost had to call Donnell Rollins in again, bruh.
He's everybody's go-to podcast guest.
No, you did have one older black guy.
He was like a politician or something.
Oh, yeah, who was that?
Yeah, it was some random.
We had Miss Pat in.
So, Miss Pat, that was good.
And then, oh, we had Neil deGrasse Tyson, bruh.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
That's Space Brother, dog.
Can you believe it?
Who's that?
Bring him up.
Zach, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Let's rock.
We recording?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that Neil deGrasse Tyson, man.
We had him in.
He's like that.
There he is.
Oh, yeah.
That old dude.
He kind of looked.
He resembled Michael Jackson, dad.
Oh, yeah.
He do, don't he?
Joe Jackson.
Joe Jackson.
Pull up Joe Jackson.
Let's see some damn Joe Jackson and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Yeah.
Because Neil will beat the fuck out of some space stats.
Damn, bro.
I don't know.
Never mind, man.
Well, back in the day, Joe.
Back in the day, Joe.
You got to put, yeah, fresh Joe.
Because this is.
Damn.
Yeah, this is ball Joe.
Joe started to look up.
This is ball sack Joe right here.
He'll say, that ain't the new Joe.
He's trying to look like that third nut.
Yeah, man.
You know.
Damn, bro.
He's going through it, though, man.
It's a legendary family, though.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you ever get to meet Michael Jackson?
Nah, I didn't, man.
I wish I did, though.
You know, I was, what, fucking 10 when he died?
Damn.
That would have been the time to meet him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, man, sad times, though, you know?
King of pop.
Yeah.
King of pop.
I was on stage one time, and he pulled up in the alley outside of the window.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You have seen Michael Jackson?
Yeah, I saw him.
Like, you've seen him?
I visually saw him outside of a second-story window.
He was going into the costume shop.
It was at night, and it was closed, but they opened it up for him.
And he pulled up, and I saw him kind of get out.
And he got out all fucking, like, he just looked like he was just,
like, he barely fucking, like, he just got out, you know?
Like, he just kind of, like, was out.
Yeah.
You know, he didn't even have to really do a lot.
Yeah.
It seemed like he just wasn't, there wasn't a lot to him, you know?
Yeah.
He was very, like, weighty.
He's a fragile person.
He's very fragile.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he looked fragile, man.
How tall was Michael Jackson?
That's a good question.
That is a good question.
I have no clue how tall Michael Jackson was.
I never thought about how tall he was.
He was a frail guy.
He was like, five foot nine.
Five foot nine.
Oh, that's kind of small, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a smaller guy.
Damn.
Yeah.
Because he started looking Asian at the end, huh?
Mm-hmm.
He switched up.
He made a big switch up.
He went through all, he went every, he didn't fucking miss a gender.
He didn't miss an ethnicity.
He hit Mexican.
He hit them all, man.
He hit them all, for real.
Then he went past white.
Like, the white he went was, like, past what the fuck white is.
We're like, oh, he's the one that did slavery, bro.
We were all pointing at him.
What the fuck?
We're like, that motherfucker did it, bro.
We were pointing at him, dude.
He looked like Jackie O at the end, bro.
Pull up Jackie O, man.
Dang, cuz, he went all the way, man.
Dang, bro.
You know his dad was beating the shit out of them, though.
He was beating the shit out of them.
That's probably why his dad looked like that now.
Like a damn ball sack.
But a lot of black guys can sing anyway.
It's like, why would you even beat your kid into singing?
Yeah, yeah.
But he was talented.
I think he just wanted them to be perfect, though, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, bro.
Sometimes you get excellence out of that, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wonder if people, you could beat somebody into excellence.
Maybe that's an example of it, huh?
That's an example.
But, you know, they lose their mind after it.
So, it's a bad trail, just this downhill trail, man.
It's sad.
I'm friends with his daughter.
She's awesome.
Janet Jackson?
No, Paris Jackson.
Who the fuck is that?
Oh, Michael Jackson's daughter.
Yeah.
Are you really?
Yeah.
She's a sweetheart.
Wow.
Where's Blanket?
Can we?
Where's Blanket?
Let's talk about that.
Pull up Blanket, baby.
Pull up Blanket, baby.
No, Blanket disappeared, right?
Oh, God, I don't know.
I think he changed his name and everything.
Uh-uh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I don't think Blanket Jackson is.
Fucking throw rug or something.
He look different.
Blanket is like a.
Because a lot of brothers used to have crazy names back in the day.
Blanket, Whisker.
Yeah.
You'd meet his brother named Whisker.
I think he changed his name, didn't he?
Damn, he kind of had that Native American look.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wow.
Did Michael Jackson use his own nut to make his kids?
Ooh.
Couldn't have.
You mean into a woman?
He'd look Indian.
Yeah.
There's no way.
There ain't no black gene in that.
Mm-mm.
He looked like full moonwalker.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's.
Yeah, there's no black gene in that blood right there.
I think, oh, yeah.
But that's a good question, right?
I think even Paris Jackson, how does she look?
She's completely white, right?
She has more of a white look.
She has a little bit, I think she gets, you can see a little bit of, like,
there you go.
Ain't no black in that blood.
I don't know.
She got a little bit urban in the eyes, I think.
In the eyes?
I think so.
They're fucking blue.
Yeah, but they fucking want to be black.
How?
How do they want to be black?
You can see, look in the bitches, zoom in, Zach.
Dang.
Come on, man.
Let's see it.
We guessin'?
Yeah, nah, that's, I don't see any black there, man, other than the pupils.
Yeah, that's a little.
That's about it.
Yeah, nah, he didn't make that with his nut.
He didn't make that with his nut, man.
I'm telling you.
I don't know.
That's funny, yeah, because I guess if you are not, because I don't know if he
was attracted
to, I guess he was attracted to women, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But who knows?
You know.
Yeah.
It's Michael Jackson.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
He probably did a lot of secretive stuff.
Drewski, thanks for coming, bro.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you for having me, man.
Good to see you, man.
Yes.
So for some of my audience that doesn't know you, there may be some that doesn't
know you,
which, you know, would be rare.
But so I just want to know a little bit of where you got started at, man.
Man, you know, before we met, before we were friends, man, I was just grinding
it out, man.
I've naturally been a funny guy my whole life, you know, fucking, you know.
Hey, man, I've told this story 50 times, man.
Have you?
Fuck it, man.
Well, just say a place, man.
Yeah, all right.
Well, I was born in Maryland.
Oh, damn, bro.
Maryland, baby.
Dang, cuss.
Maryland, bro.
I feel like you're nigga-ing it up for me.
No, no, I'm good.
He's like, yeah, let me black this show up.
I'm just saying, bro.
Damn, cuss.
That's crazy, cuss.
Why do you do that for me?
I feel like you don't do that type of reaction for anybody else.
I got to get it out while I got a chance.
Damn, cuss.
That's cool on crip.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
You got to do some dance next?
Dude, I'm just saying, bro.
No, I get it.
No, I moved to Atlanta, Georgia at one, so.
Oh, damn.
You got there early, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got up out of there, man.
You beat the rush, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, dude, because Maryland, man, it gets fucked.
If you, Baltimore, you're from Baltimore?
Yeah, no, no, no.
Baltimore's.
Baltimore's wild, bro.
Rough place.
Rough place, bro.
Dude.
Nah, from a place like Columbia-like type area.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Baltimore's a good place to get oysters and murdered.
That's what I always say, bro.
Squishers and murder.
Yeah, bro.
Have you been there?
Like, what's a scenario you've been in?
Bro, they got some fucking zombies rolling around in Baltimore, dog.
You see a dude, he have a lobster beard bone.
Lots of crackheads.
Lots of crackheads.
But they'll smoke rock, but with a lobster beard bone, bro.
You got to respect that shit, man.
You'll see a dude smoking out of a bread bowl.
You know what I'm saying?
This fucking Baltimore is wild, bro.
Yeah, Baltimore is a dark place.
Even the crabs will be fucking crip walking up there, bro.
You'll see them bitches roll out the beach, bro.
You're stupid, man.
You're stupid.
Nah, dude.
It's good.
Look, man.
I don't get to be around a lot of black folks.
I'm happy that you're here, man.
I figured.
That's why I wanted to do the episode.
I told you I was looking, and I just couldn't find any black talent being
interviewed by.
So I guess I'll be the first guy to do something.
Yeah, bro.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, bro.
What's going on, man?
Working on this tour, man.
Getting ready for this tour.
Yeah, so tell me about that.
So are you doing stand-up on it, or what's it like?
I've seen some clips, but what is it like?
And is that hard on you when you go out there?
Yeah, I think it's a lot of pressure.
A lot of people want to know if I'm going to do stand-up.
A lot of people, you know, the OGs I've talked to want to know if I'm going to
do stand-up.
Just giving the fans what they want, man.
When they come on this tour, they're going to see.
I haven't given out too much of what I'm going to do on this tour.
Yeah, that's why even when we..