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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Logic | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #432' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-28. Transcript available.

Logic | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #432

I want to let you know about some new tour dates.
I will be coming to Miami, Florida, or Hollywood, Florida, actually, on April 7th.
That is the day before the UFC fights at the Hard Rock Live.
We will be in Uncasville, Connecticut on July 21 at the Mohedgen Sun Arena.
We will be in Bethlehem, PA on July 22 at the Wynn Creek Event Center.
And Atlantic City, New Jersey, July 23 at the Hard Rock Live.
We also have some tickets left in Houston, Texas, Hampton Beach, New Hampshire,
Medford, Massachusetts, New York City, and Las Vegas.
So you can grab those.
Some of those are bigger venues, but we will have screens in those venues.
And that's not going to become the regular deal.
These dates will be live with artist code RATKING on Wednesday, March 1st at 10
a.m. local.
General on sale begins Friday, March 3rd.
Get all your tickets through Theovon.com slash T-O-U-R to make sure you're
getting accurately priced tickets.
And thank you guys so much for your support on the Return of the Rat Tour.
We now have Be Good to Yourself crewnecks available in light blue, maroon, and
cement.
That embankment gang color, you know it.
Check these out along with the new Windbreaker at TheovonStore.com.
And thank you for your support.
Today's guest just finished his new album, College Park, which you can grab out
there.
He has seven albums that have been created.
He's a rapper and a producer.
He's now delving more into the worlds of YouTube and TikToks.
You can get to know him as a human as well.
He's Grammy nominated.
You may know him as the Young Sinatra.
Today's guest is Logic.
Shine that light on me
I'll sit and tell you my stories
Shine on me
And I will find a song
I'll be singing
I love the stars
You got an elevator.
That's annoying.
I have a fucking elevator in my, like, house.
Well, it's like, on the outside of it.
Dang, Ritz check.
But
Wow, bro.
What do you mean you have a real elevator?
And what do you have people, like, waiting?
Like, how do you
Well, no, there's just an elevator that's like
It's like in my building.
But it's basically my elevator, basically.
Like, so say if you get in it
And the door's open
Where are you?
I'm
Right
I'm
At my door.
But are you in your
In your condo or home?
Or are you at
No, I'm like a doorway.
I'm a doorway.
But it's not a lobby.
It's like a private
It's like right there.
Like, it's like a shared
It's like me and the other
Because I'm in Malibu
In this condo.
Oh, nice.
It's a vibe.
So you go all the way down.
But wait
What I was going to say was
I'm really happy to be here.
Thanks, man.
Seriously.
You're like TikTok Ellen.
Oh, dang.
It's a big deal to be here.
That's cool.
I didn't know that.
I mean, we have a similar haircut
Or at some point we did.
And we're both from Louisiana.
Which is kind of crazy.
You probably wouldn't think
That Ellen's from Louisiana, huh?
I didn't know that you were both
I didn't know she was from there.
Yeah, I think she grew up there.
Can you look that up, Zach?
Huh?
Ellen.
Ellen DeGeneres.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, Ellen DeGeneres is
That was my big thing.
I always wanted to be on Ellen
Because I watched Ellen
Since I was a little boy.
Yeah.
And I was like, yo,
If you make it on Ellen
Like, you made it.
Mm-hmm.
And then I actually went
To Ellen and performed.
I met Kobe.
He was there when you went on?
Dude.
Yeah, Kobe was there.
Let's see.
What does it say?
Metairie, Louisiana.
Wow, Louisiana.
That's crazy.
Wow.
Metairie's kind of wild.
Metairie's a good place to
Like, if you want to
Do drugs with somebody
That's Italian
At night.
Okay.
Well, speaking of drugs
That's a good place.
She was originally supposed to be
The chick in Pulp Fiction
The, not Uma Thurman
Not Uma Thurman's character
But do you remember when
Uma Thurman
When they were like
Stabbing her in the heart
To give her the adrenaline
The shot of adrenaline
And the chick's house
When John Travolta's like
Who's that girl
With all that shit on her face?
And he's like
That's my wife
Ellen was supposed to play
The chick with all the shit
On her face.
Oh, really?
Yeah, fun fucking fact.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, that would have been
Ellen DeGeneres.
That would have been Ellen?
Yeah.
Oh, dang.
Yeah, but that was a highlight
For me is when
You went there.
What do you mean?
You went to Ellen.
Yeah, I went there.
Well, I went twice, actually.
Damn.
Yeah, and then we became
Like homies
And then next thing I know
I'm like
Us and our wives
Are like at her restaurant
And fucking Leonardo DiCaprio
Comes up
And he's like
Oh, what's up, Logic?
Blah, blah, blah
I'm like
What the fuck is going on?
What's my life?
I felt like somehow
I was like joining the Illuminati.
Yeah.
It was wild.
Yeah, it must sort of feel like
As you get more popular
That you start to meet
Certain people
And you're like
Damn, am I getting closer
To like
Meeting like the final
Like lizard boss
Or whatever?
Yeah, I guess
You know?
Bro, it's insane
I'm actually
Because I'm going ham
On social media now
Like I'm like
Taking it so seriously
Spending really good money
On, you know
My team
My camera guys
My editing
Like I have in-house editors
And I have two houses
That I'm paying
Because I have so much
Shit that's coming
Because I've realized
Are you like editor trafficking?
It sounds like almost
I'm editor trafficking
Dang
Yeah, but it's all good
And no, but I really believe
In like this next chapter
Of my career
Where I'm just going to be
Making music
And having a blast
But like I feel that
My personality
Is really what makes me
Me
It's what makes logic logic
You know, the biracial guy
Like just being myself
And I'm about to
Lean into that shit
Hard as fuck
So
But what was I saying
About Ellen?
Well, it's interesting
I think like
As I watch you
I think like
First, obviously
People get to know you
Through your music, right?
Yeah, for sure
Or a lot of people have
But I also
Then I also find
And I found this
I haven't found this
About a lot of musicians
And a lot of musicians
Kind of aren't interesting
They're interesting
Through their music
But they aren't
I've found a lot of
Musicians are tough
To interview
Because
It's the personification
They're trying to portray
Like who they are
On the record
Rather than allowing themselves
To just be them
You know what I mean?
It's like
Mariah Carey takes shits
You know what I mean?
But maybe she doesn't want
To talk about that
You know what I mean?
Like I got
I got to use wet wipes
What about you?
I'm still
I'm still afraid
To admit which way I wipe
What you mean?
You be wiping
Towards the ball?
I mean I don't know
Are you fucking serious?
What?
That's crazy
You what?
You wipe towards your balls?
I don't think so
Anyway man
So I use
I use wet wipes
I don't know
I mean they should have
People like
That should be something
You have to like
Instead of like your gender
Like say which way you wipe
Like that way
People can just assume
Your gender right there
I get it
I guess
I don't know
But I've never heard about
I've never heard of a man
Wiping towards his balls
Yeah that's insane
And I think that'd be
Who would do it
You know
Nobody I know
Yeah anyway
Question
I have a question for you
Is
First of all
Are you cool talking about
Like fam
Nothing weird
I'm just saying like family
Like if I asked you about family
Yeah
Okay cool
Because I don't know
You never know
Yeah totally
So your dad
When he had you
Was 70 years old
Yeah
Bro
Because I was looking shit up
Because like
I've seen
You know
Cool
Stand up
Fun stuff like that
But I
Like before I came to the show
I was like man
I really want to know
Even more about this
This guy
So that means
That your father
Was born
Like over 110 years ago
Yeah
Let me think
I was just
It's so funny
You ask this man
I was just thinking about him
The other day
And I was thinking about
How
Um
How old he would be
If he was alive
He would be
He was born in 1910
Crazy
So he would be 113
This year
Wow
That's
It'd be crazy
My grandfather was born in 1880
But to be busting nuts at 70
Ugh
I don't want to do it
That's wild
Because your heart could stop
Well that reminds me of my dad
I feel like every time
You're like getting close
It's just a risk man
Um
How old was your dad
And thank you for asking
Man it's sweet to you
That you checked out
And you care
It's nice to think about my dad
I was thinking the other day
How it would be cool
If they had a place
Where you could take clothing
From like a deceased parent
And put it on a mannequin
And go spend time
With your family
In a weird way
That's funny
Like if people need
That kind of healing
In their lives
Or something
Um
I know you had
Kind of a wild upbringing
So
You started out in Maryland
Right
Yes sir
Okay
Just for our audience
That doesn't know
Because some of our audience
Might not know you
And I want them to get to know you
And so
You started out in Maryland
And um
And your parents
Both your parents
Are different colors
Right
Yeah
My dad's black
And my mom is white
And I was conceived
In a crack house
After they had met each other
After about three days
Yep
And then
A bender baby
Bender baby
Yeah
My mom was a prostitute
My dad
Uh
Was
A crack addict
For a long time
I'm named after my dad
And
Yeah
What's really crazy though
Is
I remember my dad
Telling me
He was like
Yeah you know
I got a paternity test
To make sure your ass was mine
Because I came out
Looking white as fuck
Oh yeah
Because it's very apparent
My father is a black man
Like he's not half black
He's not this
He's fucking black
And
Um
I thought he did it
Like when I came out
The canal
But the
Literally bro
Like three days ago
A buddy of mine
Was at my crib
And he's like
Oh fuck
I got a warrant
I'm like
What do you mean
You got a warrant
And he's like
I got a warrant in Maryland
And I'm like
Bro
When's the last time
You were there
He was like
Ten years ago
I'm like
Oh shit
What do you got to do
So he has to
Write the judge
Long story short
He was looking up
His criminal history
On this website
And he's like
Yeah you can type in
Anybody's name
And I'm like
Yo
Type in my fucking dad
So he types in
He types in my dad
And my dad's like
Bro
He like stole my
Identity and maxed out
Credit cards
Before I was 18 and shit
Because we had the same name
And so
I'm like
Let's look it up
So we look it up
And I'm just seeing
Like petty theft
Car theft
Possession charges
And then I see
Terry Lee Miller
My mother's maiden name
Versus Robert Hall
Defend it
And I'm like
What the fuck is this
And it says
Paternity slash child support
Bro
It's like 1999
So I'm nine years old
Right
And I look this
It's so crazy
Like bro
I never knew
Like
You know
I heard about it
I kind of saw things
When I was a kid
But you don't really
Put too much together
Yeah
And then you see
On the internet
You're kind of
It sounds like
You're like
You're wandering
Through yourself
It's like I'm reading
I already wrote
A biography
You know what I mean
I wrote an autobiography
So now I'm reading
Something that's even
Crazier
And so
What's hilarious
Is that it shows
Like that my dad
Took a paternity test
Because he was like
That ain't my baby
Nine years later
Who waits nine years
Wonder if you did
Something at eight years old
That he's like
Nah I'm out
Yeah
But the best part is
Fuck the internet
I'm black
I told you
I fucking told you
So yeah
That was wild
Dude yeah
I think these days
Yeah being black
Definitely helps
I think everything's
Kind of heading
Towards that
Kind of Ben Simmons
Kind of trans
Sort of vibe
Where everybody's
Going to be
I think
Olive people
That's what I said
We've always said
Like beige power
Like in three generations
You can't
You're going to need
Even now you need
Like a chart
To be racist
I feel like you need
Like a
You know what I'm saying
You need to like
Carry the one
If you're really
Going to get into it
You can't even yell
Used to just be
A little yell like
Or something out of the window
And it would land on somebody
But now it's like
Everybody's
Yeah
Yeah exactly
I agree
But yeah
Crazy
That's crazy man
Did it make you feel
Like he didn't care
Or something at that point
Beca