Name: Funny Marco | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #434
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Funny Marco | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #434' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-09. Transcript available.

Funny Marco | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #434

I have some new tour dates to announce. I will be in Springdale, Utah on July 6th
at the OC Tanner
Amphitheater. I'm excited to get out there and spend some time with my brother
and with you guys.
So you can grab those tickets. Presale is live now with the code RATKING.
General on sale begins
Friday, March 10th at 10 a.m. local time. As well, next week we will be going
on sale with tickets
for Toronto. We've also added a fourth show in Las Vegas, Nevada on July 1st at
the Encore Theater.
As well, we have tickets remaining for Uncasville, Connecticut on July 21st at
the Mohegan Sun Arena
and Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sunday, July 23rd at the Hard Rock Live at Etes
Arena. That Hard Rock
Show. It will be a little bit of a bigger venue than usual, but we will have
screens in there,
which I'm actually very excited about having that experience myself. Get your
tickets at
theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. And thank you so much. I can't thank you enough for
coming out. The show is
awesome. So I hope to see you there. Today's guest is a content creator. I
checked out some of his stuff
recently, and I got absolutely lost in his world. He is unique, and I'm
grateful that he's here today.
Today's guest is Funny Marco.
Shine that light on me
I'll sit and tell you my stories
Shine on me
And I will find a song
Some of the guys aren't really available. A lot of the black comedians tour a
lot, so we don't get to see them in town as much.
Yeah.
And then J.B. Smoove said he would come on, but he hasn't come on yet.
No, they're going to see work. They're going to see. Sometimes people miss the
train, and it's like, bro, it was here waiting.
Yeah, it's going to take off. Oh, this is my damn hog warts, bro. We've been
fucking serving pork out of this business for a while, you know?
Um, but you've you've had a podcast of your own. Yeah. Yeah, I would say like
I'll call it like a awkward TV show and I fuck with uh, how you say his name?
Caleb Preston. Yeah, and me and him be talking. I really like it. So I do
actually look up to his shit
and before like it's just kind of like I had the awkward comedy and then like I
love this awkward interviews and then I always do it on the street. So I was
just like
You know what I'm saying? Let's just do it and then like it's kind of like
where it's such thing as like the black culture and the white culture
We don't have that in ours. You know what I'm saying? So
Uh-uh. So tell me a little more. Oh, you don't have that kind of awkward in
your culture. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Oh interesting
We don't solve like and I look up to him, which you know what I'm saying? Shout
out to him. Yeah, he's good
Yeah, he's good and then it was just kind of dope and it's just kind of like
with
Watching and what I tell people is we rolling namey. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What I
tell people is sometimes with content
You got to watch and do your homework. Who's great. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, like kobe bryan watching michael jordan
Yeah, to get the fuck we had like just imagine him like nah, I don't want to be
like him
Like and he give him his props nowadays people don't get props
Like actually I watch your show and they're like damn
It's some more shit that you made me inspire me to do more stand-up. Oh, really?
Yeah. Oh, wow, man. Thanks, dude
Yeah, you don't give a fuck when you're on stage
Yeah, I don't I well
I just want to be I want to be able to be who out
I want to be able to say whatever I want to say
You know, and I feel like you can't sometimes yeah, and the whole reason I got
into this business because I just felt like I
The only thing I had was my voice, you know, it's like I didn't have anything
else growing up
So it was like all I have was my voice
So I wanted to be able to say whatever I wanted to say
But then you start to run the risk of people getting upset or of you know, but
I want to run that risk
You know, it's like you want to be able to you want to be able to have some
risk a favorite comedian said
This is not therapy. This is a place where you come and laugh if you want to be
put your feelings and shit
Go to fucking therapy. Yeah, don't come you go to a comedy club to fucking
laugh not to be like why he say that
Yeah, I think today is this funny or you can relate to it or not
That's what it is. My thing is is gonna hit for people that can relate to it
funny
And it's not funny, but when you try to pick at what I say now, you're going to
fucking far
Right, right, right. It's like your closet
So imagine somebody coming to your closet and telling you why the fuck you got
this shirt
This is what the fuck shirt. I got I want this shirt if you don't like it don't
fucking like it
But don't come in here and try to pick at what the fuck is in my closet
So comedy is in your closet and people step into your room right and it's like
either you like what's in my closet or you don't
Yeah, I think the tricky part gets is like well, I'll notice two things for one.
I noticed sometimes I uh
I'll do the same thing. I start falling into the same trap where I will be
sensitive about shit
So I gotta watch it. I'll notice it, you know
It's like because some of that is a trap that's kind of been created out there
I think social media twitter did it a lot, you know
With everybody seeing everything and then realizing oh, you can just say
whatever you want to things and you should be sensitive about stuff
So I noticed that yeah, I hate that shit and then also sometimes I gotta be
careful because I almost
If my mood isn't good, I'll let myself lean in there a little bit, you know
Um, dude, you're fucking retarded, bro. Honestly, it's so good
You got td dude when I do I have what no, what'd you say?
Um
Let me think about it. Oh when you
Bro, when you're asking those people if they had too many plates, oh, yeah
Yeah, I can't believe at the golden corral
I kind of I look unbelievable. Yeah, it's kind of like it's like you're a
traffic guard for fucking bullshit
Okay, so basically the manager had noticed that you've been here you've been
eating too many plates
No, that's not true. Okay, so how many plates have you ate and people fall for
it?
And that's why I tell people it's like a mindset thing like this guy right here
that they showing oh, dude
This is every dude and ever this is i've seen i've seen this dude a million
You're like stifling in my life. Yeah, yeah, bro
And I say it was like I gotta get him for some reason he had a gun on him, too
Yeah, he padded like that whole time. He was just like he was like tell him
come holla at me
Like I was like, yeah, that was the last dude. I was like, let's get the fuck
out of here
Tell him to come and talk to me. We'll be good. I'll be sitting right over here
I'm good. Okay. I'm good. Okay
Okay, so
It was definitely funny and it's about energy. I knew he wouldn't take in no
shit. Ah
So you could receive yeah, that is a big thing reading people's energy and that
kind of stuff
Also, sometimes you have to bail out of them because you know that
Yeah, I bailed out after he kind of like
Because I didn't want him sit and think like or catch on
It was a prank and then sometimes you tell me what's right and make him even
more matter
So I never tell anybody it's a prank because now that you embarrass me on
camera and you recorded it now
I'm pissed off
So sometimes you just have to walk away and just let it be that and let them
find out
You know, what's funny?
What I think about is when they go home and tell the story and they don't know
what's gonna be viral
It's like yeah, some fucking punk came up to me and I had to slap him and he
lie and then comes out on camera
And it'd be like, bro, this is the one fucking happened. This might be like
damn
Hey, that dude gets home. He's like look belinda. I gotta tell you
I can't we ain't going up fucking golden crown anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
know
They up there they got a damn, uh
Warden up there a damn fucking dinner warden
Right and he's accusing people eating too many plates
And they're like brother slap the shit out of them. We're like, oh, you did y'all
can't go back
And then the camera come out and then he never slapped them. That's the one
thing I really be like damn when people see this
How do they feel?
And she's just rubbing his arm, baby, you only had two plates, baby, right? I
know I fucking know it
Right, damn, that's crazy, bro
Do um and it's interesting because I don't think like as a white guy I wouldn't
be brave enough to go do that
I think like to a black I wouldn't be brave enough to go do it
It's and it's really about
Sometimes like it ain't even about the color. It's about the energy
Right, that's a good point. This is the thing like sometimes we can get so
caught up in the motherfucking cover of us
But who are they in the inside because at the end of the day?
We still got souls at the end of the day if I swat and I was in your color
right now
We swap I will still be me in your fucking color. Yeah
So sometimes this is like some people are naturally assholes no matter if you
black mexican white or whatever the fuck you are
Your soul is gonna be your soul. So the thing is it's kind of like we are in
the shell
So it's really like who you are as a person. That's what I said me
I love myself and I know at the end of the day i'm gonna love what's around me
So the thing with me is like you're innocent until proven guilty
So I don't give a fuck about color at the end of the day
I see you as a motherfucking person and this is your image at the end of the
day
Who are you inside the image? That's what fucking matters. Okay, bro
I never really i've never exactly heard it put to me like
uh heard it put like that that is about the person's energy because sometimes I
will
When i'm talking about it about race and stuff, I sometimes fall into the trap
of saying
Of kind of I don't know if it's grouping people, but you kind of generalize you
stereotype stereotype sometimes, right?
But the truth is it really is about somebody's energy some people's energy, you
know
Just this ain't the dude, but then sometimes you could get you're right because
I could go and get
I might be able to find the perfect black guy the perfect mexican woman
And then and then that other black person be like if he did that to me, I woulda
right
And then the same thing about a white race right say if he would have tried me
out with
Yeah, so you got the wood of right. Okay, fucking big deal
I didn't do you right and there's a reason I didn't do you because yeah, I know
the energy and my energy
At the end of the day, it's not worth losing your life doing a prank or at the
end of the day
I try people that's gonna go home i'ma cuss you out i'ma go home to my family
I'm not trying to fuck with somebody that's trying to lose it all over telling
me I got too many plates
Like no, I don't even want to fuck with you at this point
Nobody should fuck with you, you know
So this is like you don't want to fuck with nobody that's ready. It's like
going to a volcano. You know what i'm saying?
You don't need to
Tell me how because suddenly we in hawaii bro. I'm listening
But suddenly me and why so how is it like going to a volcano?
Volcano you when you know it's different ones, you know when one is about to
erupt. Oh, I'm not about to go fuck
Yeah, I'm not going on that bitch that's shaking. Yeah, even animals at the zoo
I'm not walking up to a tiger that's going crazy
I go to the con boy and just pray that I get the best results. Yeah, I go to
that bitch on xanax
Yeah, give me that kid. Yeah, yeah, that's a one
I really feel like and that's why I push this a mindset thing because it's
really about your mind and that's what people have to start looking at that
Sometimes it's not even about the fucking color because at the end of the day
You got nikes you got reeboks, but guess what they still shoes they do
different shit by the end of the day
You're going to wear them. We are still saying fucking people
We just have we do have our different images and co