Name: George Kittle | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #435
Uploaded: 2023-03-14T15:00:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'George Kittle | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #435' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-14. Transcript available.

George Kittle  | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #435

i'm excited to announce some new tour date uh toronto ontario canada on august
25th and 26th
at meridian hall get tickets with pre-sale code rat king starting wednesday
march 15th
at 10 a.m eastern standard time general on sale starts friday march 17th at 10
a.m eastern time
and as always patreon you guys will get first crack at them uh today um i want
to let you know we're
going to be coming everywhere i'm trying to add dates as often as i can and get
to as many different
locations including um the united kingdom and other places australia everywhere
america everything
canada as well we also have a few tickets left in medford massachusetts april 1st
new york city
may 14th las vegas july 1st uncasville connecticut uncasville and atlantic city
on july 23rd get your tickets and all of them through theovon.com slash t-o-u-r
for the return
of the rat tour and uh just thank you guys so much in advance for just making
my dreams come true i'm
really excited about the show today's guest is an nfl tight end for the san
francisco 49ers he's an all
pro four-time pro bowler um he is hype he is hype uh he's uh he's he's the he's
the savage masseuse
he's captain violence himself today's guest is mr george kittle
and i'll sit and tell you
i just got out of the ice pool so oh how long do you go for i go for 10 minutes
awesome 10 minutes how cold
um now that's kind of the negotiable part i think i agree with you i go for
right now i'm at 50. oh yeah
dude for sure i think if you're if you're under like 50 degrees to like 40 i
think you're doing a
really good job yeah yeah yeah why yeah because some guys it's like they want
to get as cold as they
can they like want to like they just want to be so cold and they want to just
like be like i'm the
coldest guy you know congratulations yeah yeah sure yeah congratulations right
like you're not yeah if you
want to be that cold and move to like the north pole or something but don't
just pretend you're like the
you're santa you know just because you're in your garage do we have at uh san
francisco we have two
ice tubs and one's at 39 degrees the other one's at like 45 yeah i'm in the
fort like the 39 degree
that's like what are we doing that's what bosa does all the time really yeah he
likes that one he loves
being cold but like my pool in california it's it's not heated and so by mid-october
it's like
it's like 52 and then by the time you get through halfway through november it's
like 46
and i just jump in every morning at 6 30 a.m oh wow it's awesome great way to
start your day
yeah yeah it definitely changes my whole perception it kind of takes me out of
my brain i notice and puts
me into my body for sure dude i love it i just jump right in you're in it for i
mean i usually do like
three three to five minutes i'm ready to roll for the whole day oh really yeah
that's about all i
need yeah i do like there's days like if i have like a recovery day because
like most of the time
like i have to leave my house by 7 a.m or else i don't make the meetings and
stuff like that so
and i don't really want to wake up at i mean six i don't like don't like to
wake up before six
because as soon as you see like a five on your alarm clock it sucks yeah there
is something about
that i think that makes you be like oh what's going on here like i'm a senior
citizen or something
like they like that five you know dude it's terrible i was talking to taylor juan
today he
was like yeah my workout started at 5 a.m i was like why that's great yeah why
especially if you're
just gonna get hurt every year not even play oh well maybe it's new maybe this
is his change maybe
he's doing something different yeah you know hey taylor he'll be healthy man he'll
be fine he's got a
couple tough breaks it's a this is what it is yeah it is some of it i think is
his attitude gets stuck in
his knees to him and ruins him there is something about when you get hurt you
definitely overthink
about it both from your recovery standpoint and then once you get back onto the
football field like
that's all you can think about like just don't do it again just don't do it
again and the second you
start thing like that that's when it happens again have you noticed that
because you had a what you
had a break right i broke my foot in 2020 yeah cuboid it's like up here yeah
then i so i was i came
back in five weeks and then the next like five practices all that's all you
could think about and it's
sucks and then you go through a whole off season then you kind of forget about
it but still you get
back into football it's still what you're thinking about like just don't break
it again and then like
after a while you just get comfortable and you just forget about it were there
routes and stuff
that you would adjust and not do because you just to take the pressure off of
it just like planting
really hard on it it kind of just freaked me out a little bit because the way i
broke it too didn't
really make any sense i just kind of got hit when my foot was in the ground and
it just kind of gave
out so i was just kind of more cautious more careful like picking up my feet
when i was getting hit
and stuff like that but then like it's a bone it heals take a lot of collagen
drink a lot of milk
it is what it is yeah um you look great today by the way thanks man i feel
pretty good i think getting
in that ice plunge it does it alters my percept it alters my perspective you
know it's like so talk to
me about that that's what i'll it's like i notice if i'm in like kind of a
rough mood or i'm kind of like
i want to feel a little bit more kind of in my body if i'm just too much in my
head i'm like i want to get in
my body and i want to and i don't want to do it so it's like let me do
something i don't want to do
yeah that's that's how i see it my thing is i so i like to do it the first i
later i wake up
go downstairs and i just jump in my pool and it's just like the first thing i
do to start my day is
something that's not really fun yeah but like now i i enjoy doing it because i
feel great when you get
done with it but like you just you accomplish something that really sucks yeah
and then the rest
of your day like yeah you can be dealing with other stuff other issues but like
you're doing one
thing that's difficult to do that not a lot of people like to do and she's like
all right i'm
gonna start my day off by accomplishing something look that's gangster yeah
yeah i think that's it
man i think it's like yeah how can i do something today that i don't want to do
it does make everything
else a little bit easier then um it's even like going like going with with
going and working out like
actually i get a little bit excited because like um i work out down there with
jeremy holding those
guys you know j holes at my house today oh was he really yeah oh dang dude my
favorite oh he's
unbelievable but he's also like he like dresses like he's trying to get molested
i feel like
is that a crazy thing to say he is a handsome dude 24 7 man he smells like a
barber shop too every time
but i think that i think is in the urban community there's a lot better they
they tend to be a lot
more fragrant yeah you're not wrong jeremy smells good all the time i do i
always try we get under his
skin sometimes we always tell him that he needs to brush his teeth once in a
while which he does but
it's just it's a fun way to talk to somebody because not really much you can do
if your
breath smells like oh does his breath smell bad no it's just a fun joke that we
play on him because
there's not really much of a comeback to that oh yeah that's true huh yeah dude
go brush your teeth
yeah you're like you and you're like hey dude i really need my breath really
bad that's what people
always do that's literally what it is bro that is the best dude the the the
worst thing is is when
somebody does have horrible breath and especially like if they're at like a
nightclub or something and
somebody's breath is bad brutal oh and you know what a lot a lot of times bro i
won't tell them
dude depends on if i like them or not i feel you you got to be honest with like
if it's a buddy i'll
definitely tell them but if it's somebody so if you've got a friend who has
something in their teeth
you tell them not if it's a girl so okay get this i was at the pro bowl two
years ago and one of the
reporters there i'd like i was kind of going down the line you have to talk to
a certain amount of people
and uh i she probably interviewed like six people before she got to me and she
just had a huge
like piece of spinach in her front two teeth and i was like you were just on
air with six people and
no one told you you have a camera guy with four feet from your face i told her
right when i started
the interview i was like you have something in your teeth i was like i don't
know i would be so embarrassed
if i just said some of my teeth the entire time and no one told me like come on
i thought we were
friends and women that shakes them to the core oh it's almost like telling them
they don't even exist
i know that sounds crazy but you tell a woman because it's like for some reason
it seems to be
the only thing they care about oh dude man they're always like um speaking of
women man
your sister taught me yoga yeah i know that's what she was like yeah i'm
teaching theovan yoga and
i was like really that's awesome it was so cool man was that awesome was that
here yeah yeah right
here she taught me yoga because i think you guys didn't live very far away we
literally live a
block away lived yeah i sold that we live out uh like west of nashville now but
yeah we lived there
for two years yeah so it was a pretty easy uh uh commute she's the best man she
was like very
she's like very like mo like kind of like ladylike and motherly but like very
like sent like a sensei
kind of she's she she vibes dude yes she's got a great vibe to her yeah she's
like a vibe surfer or
something like you know she's like the female layered hamilton of vibes i feel
like that's a
savage compliment man yeah and she um dude she had me do this thing one time it
was like wearing these
things between my toes right yeah and it's like yoga toes or yeah i mean it's
just like this thing
you wear at night it's almost like uh spacers yes what color were they blue or
what they were uh
well i tried the freaking blue ones dude the blue ones dude i could i'm
obsessed with those the blue
ones i see you could probably do but can you pull up those toe spacers oh yeah
dude i uh i got into
those she had me she got me into those right so they're awesome whenever i take
my netflix pet
this netflix special that i did um she had been teaching right so if you see me
walk out i'm
walking out like this because she taught me how to walk like a paleolithic yeah
no i know exactly what
you're talking about dude we talk about that stuff all the time right here this
kind of stuff oh yeah
dude yeah the those are the small ones they have a way bigger one uh they're
massive and blue oh the
big one i felt like a whore with the bigger ones in they space you out big gaps
it was like god
well now is this a foot only fans account is that what we're looking is this a
yeah i don't know how
people make money off that man that foot fetish will foot fetish was the thing
i think help me
out help me understand this because i don't understand it i would guess if you
are i don't
think it's a lot of american money i think it's like a lot of yen that people
spend on it those guys
like it because i think their japanese feet are very little dude you could eat
probably a dozen of them
and i think you know for context that makes sense to me sure yeah yeah totally
you're like okay it's
like going to wing stop getting the 10 piece bone in or bone out man oh i think
if you're going japanese
feet you know i'm keeping the bone in i want all of it i think i want the
marrow i want all the freaking
you know the the gifts of the orient i feel like but i do think that that that
is what it is they
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