Name: Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #436
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #436' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-21. Transcript available.

Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #436

i have some new tour dates to announce we've added a fourth and fifth show in
toronto
on august 23rd and august 24th at the elgin theater it looks like a beautiful
place to be at
and i'm really looking forward to that tickets for those shows are available
now theovon.com
t-o-u-r as well we will be adding uh future shows for houston for phoenix
places that are selling
out i don't want you guys buying crazy overpriced tickets on resale sites so
make sure to check
through theovon.com t-o-u-r and uh we'll come back to those cities so just be
patient wherever
the shows are if you if you happen to be missing out and thank you so much for
your support we also
have a few tickets left for medford massachusetts uh we will come back to boston
as well so don't
don't uh break your bank um new york city las vegas uncasville connecticut and
uh or uncasville
and atlantic city uh get all your tickets at theovon.com t-o-u-r that's all
return of the rat tour
we now have be good to yourself crewnecks available in light blue maroon and
cement that embankment gang
color you know it check these out along with the new windbreaker at theovonstore.com
and thank you for
your support today's guest is a host a creator and an interviewer he's known
for his sunday conversations
on barstool sports um and he is a friend that i just got back from a hunting
trip with
doing uh hunting turkey so we did it and we'll discuss it uh today's guest is
my friend caleb presley
i'm gonna stay
oh man
dude i feel uh you're insane dude that's too long you think you're you're
rattling boy
dude your body your head's rattling
you're sitting there for too long i think you do it's just 10 i mean we did we
did probably about 13
minutes in there yeah we were in a we had there's dual i mean i feel damn fancy
saying this there's
two ice baths now damn dude like what's even the purpose have you ever even had
someone come over and
do it with you before never this is the first time that was the closest thing i've
ever been probably to
kind of queering around with somebody dude honestly
i don't know if that's or just not i don't want to say that that was probably
the most
the bravest thing i've done with another man
and it's like 32 degrees out too so it's not even warm when you get out
dude i just feel like i just gotta recover for a minute
yeah i feel like a bunch of snow just tried to me that's what i kind of feel
like the weird thing
though is you feel like when you're in it you feel good after the first two
minutes you feel like
i was gonna swim in there kept saying that oh yeah like if a seal would have swam
up like oh hey
i feel like it would have been very at least they are separate the two ice baths
yeah
dude there's nothing i don't think is there anything
is there anything more homeless uh homoerotic than two men in one ice bath
together
dude do you think anyone okay this is a weird question do you think it's
possible physically
possible after 10 minutes being the ice bath to get an erection in it you have
to can't leave
oh no way no way you can say anything could happen like any type of visual
mental simulation you need
wow that's a great that would be almost better i feel like than dana white slap
fight i think
you know watching that like it had an underwater camp first to pop yeah first
and we're just the refs on
the side but it would have to be a clear tank you know and also i think you'd
have to get a certain
like it'd be so hard to get it all the way to the top
i don't know sorry we were just in these ice baths i got these blue cube ice
baths they sent me one a
while back and then they sent another one um and they're awesome i've just
never and now you can
sit two men facing each other in them and this is the first time i've ever done
anything like that
so thank you dude you're welcome thank you for having me yeah thank you for
having me
i uh and so we're yeah it's just we're both really we just got out i've been
trying to convince you
dude we've been hanging out i hope this podcast doesn't suck because we've been
hanging out and
talking for literally the last five no six days yeah thursday friday saturday
sunday monday
today's tuesday oh man so we've been together for a week talking so this is the
longest relationship
i've been in in probably five years but i've been trying to get you to get in
the ice bath with me
in florida where it makes sense yeah where it's not 32 degrees when you get out
that's true man we
got out and it was all yeah it was like just yeah i'm trying to think of what
it does it definitely
i was just talking about this with george kiddle it really heightened it's like
you don't want to do
it it changed my whole moment though my whole energy's kind of changed now good
or bad i think
good a little while ago i was feeling a little bit overwhelmed i'd done a
little bit of vaping
you know i was feeling like the ship was going south you know and now i feel a
little different yeah
you're in your cabinet eating on those cookies well i yeah i was trying to get
my blood sugar is not very
good right now i think my blood sugar was either down or up so i was gonna give
it a cookie uh
dude we went hunting man what you that was that was crazy kind of i feel like
or that was interesting
i guess i mean there's the only two things i ever say that things are i say
sometimes i say they're
insane oh yeah that's it it was insane trip well that was the last i think the
last time i was on here
with you we were like we're gonna see each other at hunting oh that's true and
then it got kicked down
the road because i went to the hospital oh yeah and you lied about it i didn't
lie i just you guys hit
me with that stuff on the airplane where you guys surprised me you and uh william
compton dude you
told me to pull my you told me to kill myself i don't say that really exactly i
said don't be a
bitch i said don't get all like the hospitals were that was during a heavy
covet i feel like and there
was a lot of like they were getting people hooked up to ventilators dude i was
on a ventilator and
you told me to pull the plug okay okay show them who's balls baby take them
training wheels off and
fucking lung up homie i was i was under i had an infection in my throat okay
which is a i'm not
gonna say okay we get it understood got it so it happens i don't know okay i go
in and they put me
under anesthesia and i go on a ventilator they basically didn't give me a
choice they're like you
want it better you want a trach i was like i'll take the ventilator a trick is
that the thing we have
to be like this yeah it's like i'll take the ventilator yeah so what would you
say to people who say
and then uh
that'd be the craziest if you had one of those smokers things like
what would you say to people who say are you the throat goat
and so anyways i'm on this ventilator and they have my arms strapped down and i'm
on anesthesia
like on all the drugs that's bill the drug you know the drugs the drugs i was
on all of them
i'm fucking strapped down the only thing they don't want me to do is pull out
my ventilator
and you send me a voice message my mom's like oh theo sent you something you
want to hear they're
trying to cheer me up yeah she hits play and it's like quit being a pussy pull
that out walk out like
a man sorry man i've been watching some david goggins videos i think
i was trying to bring you back dude they had you on a ventilator you had a sore
throat bro that was
during code where people were dying you know how many p old people and kind of
i don't want to say like
thicker people but you know from nashville yeah from nashville yeah it's a lot
of thickens out here
yeah do you know what's the craziest part about this story i lived at the time
i've moved since but i
lived five minutes from the nashville hospital in five excuse me from vanderbilt
okay and five minutes
from the other hospital that's in nashville and i'm not gonna throw it under
the bus because they did
a good job with me and i chose the other hospital over vanderbilt wow really
because vanderbilt's
like a esteemed place i think i think it's like one of the best in the country
yeah and you chose
what the other ones i think a chick-fil-a yeah it was honestly it was not
joking it was a seven
minute ride on uber to vanderbilt and five minutes so i was like gotta save
this time dude yeah let's
save a few minutes here here on a trick they had you in a full body cast bro
for a sore throat they
were doing some stuff to you it seemed like i don't know i think i just wanted
you to i was people
were dying dude and then you said you guys said you did you know i got that
text on that airplane and
that's when will compton said that you died yeah so we got up when i got out
will compton comes and
visits me in the hospital and i told him what happened my family's telling what
happened because it was
funny afterwards i think it scared them in the moment and uh he's like what's
in a video let's
tell theo you died tell theo you did it and you died so he texts you and he was
like dude did you
hear what happened to caleb and you hit him back right away you're like what
happened and he was like
he passed away and then he immediately took a photo of me doing like this in my
little gown but then
you're on a plane so the photo didn't come in the photo didn't come yeah and he's
like i'm absolutely
gutted that's what he said with the photo i guess and so that's all i got and
then that wi-fi kept
cutting in and out yeah man i remember i was i was literally crying in my seat
and some there was
like a i don't want to say a gay guy that was in there but some guy kept like
like you want to say
it all right there was a guy in there who didn't mind i think being around
other naked men
specifically the back side of him okay and i'll say this that he uh for some
reason i think when i was
kind of teared up and stuff it gave him like an opportunity to like to kind of
like slide in yeah
like i'm gonna slip into this fragile boy right here but i bucked up and kept
it together yeah and
then when i landed i found out that it was a joke and you were still alive so
you do you and will still
have beef i mean i would say i'm not super fond of somebody that's gonna first
of all not even fake
their own at least fake your own death yeah don't throw me under the bus under
the grave
so i think that you know and they run they have like a show i don't know what
it's called but they
do it it's uh yeah it's like but it's like they're on a short they're on like a
little bus but with the
tall guy yeah yeah the other guy played football here taylor and he's and you
know they're on a
i mean first of all they're on a little bus which is like not saying that's
where they belong short
bus yeah it's a short bus they're on they're on a short bus and uh yeah i would
look i wouldn't
i would say this would you fight him if you saw him i don't know if it would be
on site but i think
if i if somebody arranged something i would say that do you think you and i
could beat them in a
fight somewhere like a i don't know if like rough and ratty that barstool but
or something do we have
guns i think maybe one gun is hidden in the ring somewhere oh first man to the
gun no if it's equal
opportunity for the gun i don't think we win really but if we have them if we
bring guns
what if it's equal opportunity where they think it's equal opportunity it's
like right in the middle
and this starts when we pull out guns and kill their ass yeah yeah i mean i don't
i mean yeah like
compton i think his eyesight's real bad and he has cte he has ctefg dude i saw
that's between you guys man well look they're you they work with the same
company taylor got some new
teeth did he really wow see that's rich dude yeah because his other ones look
good too did they will
has new teeth but his other ones didn't look as good oh really i thought they
were fine they look
good for football player but you could make the argument once you come out of
football it made sense
taylor had