Name: Will Sasso | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #444
Uploaded: 2023-05-16T16:15:03.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will Sasso | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #444' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-16. Transcript available.

Will Sasso | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #444

we've got some new merch items to tell you about the be good to yourself crew
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frosty and we got the new hoodie in bittersweet plus we've got the root beer t-shirts
from the uh
root beer cartoon all that and more at theo von store.com today's guest is a
phenomenal actor
uh comedian human male um he is the co-host of the dudesy podcast uh he has
been on here before
um he is he's really iconic with his impressions and just his general ability
to make people feel joy we're happy to have him back today's guest is my friend
mr will sasso
dude good to see you again good to see you man yeah it's been a while pre-pandy
i know huh yeah
you came in the podcast man and we had one of the best times ever was when yeah
man and we did the
christmas song yeah all that weird i remember i see you know like you know kids
still of course
you know throw up clips and and i'll see that every once in a while just i'll
genuinely
laugh my ass off me too how silly that was me too man it was so much fun yeah
um yeah oh dude and you
know what and i interviewed since you've been on i had jesse ventura on really
yeah oh i missed that
how was that no no i did i i know that you did that i did not check it out
though how was that a night
it was a nightmare he's you gotta like watch every word you say right i mean he
talked for
here it is right there he talked for seven he talked for 1700 year he talked
for 1700 years to hours okay
yeah it was unbelievable he's like up you know i drink four look he just kept
going off he's like i
drink four locos i drink i drink six locos i drink four times six i'll drink 24
locos and i love america
so i moved to cuba he said or something it's like he's in the baja yeah yeah i
don't even live in the
continental united states anymore yeah yeah i'm in the baja yeah that's what he
said yeah i'm down in
the baja now i wouldn't vote for either of them yeah that was his whole thing
bro the two-party system
is uh it's there in place to do what it does and we're all we're all indoctrinated
he's like i bought
my american flag in uh china i love this country i went there myself to have it
it's the largest
american flag in uh in north america yeah he kept saying i need i joined the uh
i joined the hell's
angels as well i'm gonna you know i'm part-time yeah i just wanted free tickets
to altamont to see the
stones and uh you know back then i was just so i was mostly following the dead
and i said i gotta go see the stones i was this far from the guy who got
stabbed in the face
it was both the way are we recording huh are we going yeah oh good good hello
everybody yeah
will says so um it was unbelievable so we went and he said i i only i want one
person to come and get
me meet my wife in the middle of the yard or whatever like it was very it was
almost like you
were trading it was like when i'm you know i imagine like how they traded britney
grind or
whatever for whatever it was like that like meet me in the yard no covid right
no co like don't bring
any covid like don't bring any guns it was like wait when you recorded with him
yeah don't bring
any covid or guns he's like no covid no guns and we're like all right i don't
think he knows how this
works it was just so bizarre so then uh our the tour manager my my buddy bizzel
goes and picks him up and
and he said that uh that jesse just talked to him the whole way then he got to
the interview
i asked him i think i said hello it was very it was very just like barely
anything out of the gate
and he just went and he kept saying you know i got to leave it well i'm about
to get out of here and
then he would stay for 45 more minutes that's awesome and i hate to bash on him
but he was it was he was
i can't tell if he was mentally just kind of getting out there or if he was
just damn had lost you
know or if he was just an egomaniac you know yeah i mean he's he's lived so
many fucking lives i know
i've never had the opportunity to meet the guy but anytime i watch him you know
on anything i'm just
like i don't know that i can it's one of those you don't want to meet your
heroes kind of thing because
he is he is out there he'll go from you know halliburton orchestrated the bp
oil spill and then the
next thing he says is like you know what's really good is uh we were just tortillas
with scrambled eggs
you should come on would you like to sleep over i have a spare room that you'd
really like it's
woodsy i've sort of brought minnesota to the baja i call it baja soda anyway
you'll really like the
aesthetic i don't know if i fucking i don't is he gonna kill me i can't tell if
i can't stand this
yeah i have some uh are you uh do you ever dine on long pig that's what the
cannibals call human
being because it tastes like pork oh i gotta go i gotta go in four minutes no
no no stick around
i'm just getting started anyway the gulf of tonga they dropped these these mercenaries
in there and i
was with the navy seals and of course i can hold my breath for 19 minutes so
that's why they brought
me with them they used to they used to call me uh the snorkel scuba yeah the
submarine before i was
the body it's so crazy it's just like being with him really just topic to topic
oh i couldn't get
awarded i couldn't and it was the longest interview it's a three-hour interview
oh my god it was
unbelievable man and we did it like we took we kind of commandeered this um uh
it was like a days in or
something and they had a little meeting room in there and so it was this indian
family that like
owned it so we told him you know like this guy you know we showed him pictures
on the internet of jesse
and like this is who's coming you know and so the whole family was like waiting
by the door when he
gave it like i don't think they understood what was going on i think they
thought it was like a diplomat
or something but anyway he showed up and um the cleaning lady kept kind of
trying to sneak in and
see if she could help in any way you know it's just so bizarre dude do you have
any uh orange crush
i'd love a orange crush let's get a couple of orange crushes with like a three
hour he's the kind of guy
i want to like lock in a room with alex jones and like just give them a bottle
of of uh you know schnapps
or something and see what happens like just well they talked for seven and a
half hours
this is this is unbelievable just like sleeping yeah yeah a golfer tanga you
know bohemian grove
anyway dude it's what's interesting is to not end up in the and some of those
rabbit holes is absolutely
crazy sometimes but um like when you get on the internet but yeah jesse was
crazy man he was like
i was a gov i was a governor of minnesota i was uh uh i sold sodas and uh in
orange grove he's like i
sold sodas and minute governor he like when everything started to get convoluted
like it was almost like
uh there was like a a little something wrong in the matrix you know yeah he was
getting bad intel yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he starts he just completely starts glitching
yeah yeah i was
wrestling bob backland at the philadelphia spec spectrum and uh i got a call
from hugo chavez
really at ringside yeah and vince mcmahon said it's hugo and so you know i uh
so i hit backland uh in the
face with a chair so he could sell it and he was outside the ring and then i
went and took the call
and he said we need you out here we need i need you to help negotiate with castro
are these does this
even line up time what what year was it it was 1982 when do you think it was i
don't know yeah he does
that shit when do you think it yeah when do you why don't you tell me that's
what i why well why don't
you tell me if you're such a patriot i don't know i don't know i wasn't i was a
navy see i understand
well why don't you tell me were you there and you were there in the jungles of
laos no you're not
laotian i thought i read that about you on wikipedia no i don't what do you
like do you like orange
soda or would you like a mr pib excuse me miss yeah mr pip yeah yeah it was
unbelievable dude yeah
yeah it was the longest day though and he just and finally at the end he's like
so i heard somewhere
you're a comedian oh geez like at at the beginning hour three and it starts out
he's like how much how
much time do you have he's like i only have about 35 minutes or just letting
you know that after that
i'm out of here yeah like one more thing before i go and then he just rattled
off to another
echelon of complete this egomaniacal and then he said he joined the hells ain't
he joined
the uh he was a one percenter right which is i guess is a motorcycling gang
will you look it up
and kudos to them dude because i think we need more gangs in america honestly
gang we need gangs yeah
people are like what gang is left even there's no more gangs to create yeah
social security is almost
dead that's almost that's a good gang but it's a little i feel like they're
losing steam social
security i mean i feel like any day now people are going to start getting just
blank checks sent to
them yeah senior citizens well that's true we are very close to collapse in
every single way yeah this
guy's one percenter that's what he said i'm a one i'm a one percenter yeah that's
a hell yeah he's
like i've driven past dead bison in uh south dakota i love that he didn't know
so you're a comedian
yeah tell me a joke yeah tell me oh uh i thought i thought you were anderson
cooper yeah i'm sorry i'm just
my meds kind of they start balancing out around 4 35. oh yeah i can see you're
not anderson cooper he's
like i do sundowners early just to get it over with you know i i do my sundowning
from 3 to 4 30.
it was unreal sundowning and we had to yeah it was like any it was a it was un
it was unbelievable and
he almost has he walks like a sasquatch kind of he has that like he has that he
has that former
bodybuilder like have you ever met like someone who was like oh this guy was a
motherfucker in 1960 70 or whatever meet like you know former nflers and stuff
and it's like they still
have that gate yeah where it's like you're you're 67 years old but you could
kick my ass like
yeah you see that guy at like the grocery store where it's like don't and he's
like you know just
big gnarled muscle hands and like lou ferrigno if you see him is he does he i
saw him at the post
office one time and he's like can i set this he had his wife with him he's like
i want to set the box
down and his wife's like you hold the box it was some just box of they were
mailing somewhere yeah they
just they lose the mass and keep the vascularity and they look like a like a shorn
chimp yeah
yeah look at him lifting his shirt up there and yeah look at that wow yeah it's
like wow i want
wow look at the look at the abs on he's got five abs there that was lou ferrigno's
that was his that's
why he could never beat arnold yeah because in mr olympia because arnold had
anywhere from six to eight
abs and uh lou ferrigno no matter what he did he always had that crown ab at
the top it's sort of
looking over the other abs yeah yeah he was drinking abs sam that's why yeah
that's why back
then they didn't have protein shakes you just chew on the steak yeah you chew
on your youngest son yeah
just chew on his feet yeah get your nutrients get that ab juice how did bodybuilding
even start i wonder
how did bobby yeah well who said do you think there was some guy that was just
real strong and then
people were like oh this we got to do what this guy i think it's desk jobs as
soon as after the
industrial revolution or revolution uh then people started going like oh i'm
you know how come my you
know how come my farmer great grandfather was in such great shape and then they
they figured it out well
let's artificially just lift up dumbbells it must have been the silliest in the
world when people were
doing it in like 1940 and stuff i have an uncle actually uh uh who in italy was
was started for real
bodybuilding my dad's wow yeah my dad's younger brother my old man was all was
always weightlifting