Name: Druski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #489
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Druski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #489' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-20. Transcript available.

Druski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #489

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Today's guest is standing on Benny.
He is one of the funniest guys that I know.
He's a creator, an entertainer.
He's a damn savant.
I love getting to spend time with him.
He has a new show on YouTube called Could Have Been House.
And that's all you need to know.
Today's guest is Drewski.
And tell you my stories.
Shine on me.
And I will find a song I've been singing.
I love this day.
And now I've been moving way too fast.
That's all that's all gender you know about this this ain't medicated is it huh
is a medicated is it no
It's old this will hold up oh yeah what you use this for huh what you usually
use spray this under the hood if it gets tight under there
with that air filter you know what i'm saying yeah that's what it feels like oh
like a wd-40 oil
it's like really oily remember when that ac belt under the car
we rolling z all right okay yeah no that's funny yeah man i like a little bit
of lotion too yeah
and y'all use what is the average amount black person probably use about
at least maybe about a thousand bottles of lotion a year not to expose us but i'm
just saying like
that's typical for a black family it has probably a family a family unit
probably go to like a thousand
a year oh my god so y'all depending on if it's bass if it's vaseline probably
cut that in half
because vaseline is more full yeah it's more it's more oily it's more uh it get
the job done for a
couple days but um yeah for a typical black family probably running through
about that and some brothers
you got to probably spray some wd-40 on them you know i'm saying i've seen some
guys that you and
this brother word it's crazy all right i get it yeah so what brothers you know
that use the oily stuff
what brothers have you run people okay that's the oily lotion that's like oh i've
seen a brother that
maybe been in the wind or something a little bit and he you know ducks around a
building and he'll just
you know he'll that dude he'll be yeah he'll work as a door hens for the next
year if he needs to you
you know yeah but i've seen you know sometimes people need more i notice i need
some when do you
know because i feel like white people they don't use anything on their lips so
their lips start to
bleed crack up and you know what what is i know because we you know i want to i
this is like i i kind
of wanted to come here and ask questions like that because you know a lot of
people are scared to ask
these type of questions it's like what is like the you know some of the white
girls you go to like a
college football game a lot of their lips are bleeding cracks yeah yeah you
know what is that
yeah well i think well one well i think one of the good things about being
black or um off black i
don't know what some of the varieties are now but i think one of the values in
it is that you get early
signs of dry skin like we don't find out to the last till they start bleeding
you're damn near like we can find out when you're trying to enjoy like a uh a
hot dog or something
you can't you can't do it and you say damn it's too late yeah yeah because that
yeah that hits us hard
so i think that uh that's a big thing in the white community is um cracked skin
yeah yeah yeah our stuff
gets cracked up bad uh good to see you man good to see you too man i'm actually
i was so excited to
come up here i was telling all my boys i'm like duh this every time we link up
with you it was amazing
man like even if it's just at the football game yeah it's crazy bro so yeah i
love seeing your crew bro
y'all always bring a good time man uh yeah let's go back from australia man
swear how was that oh man they
got it's nice yeah yeah well first of all they have uh everybody's really
friendly yeah yeah i've heard
that though oh justin bieber told me that really everybody out there is super
nice it's like nobody
is mean at all like not a mean soul and can't even imagine yeah even a dog you
know that's the worst
they'll do yeah but they chilling bro everybody do you see kangaroos and out
there i heard like the
snakes are huge out there all types of you see a lot of you see a lot of uh
they got kangaroos bats
wombats uh and even the spiders they said like super super huge oh yeah you'll
see a spider and
you know he's up to some he'll be over there with a couple of his arms just
count with some money or whatever you'll see i think yeah you see a lot of
dangerous not a lot of
it's mostly white over there yeah it's a white
no brothers no brothers bro you couldn't if you even ask where a brother is
they don't even know
right you just yeah are you speaking another language they'll send you to like
a uh fire
like recovery ward or something like they don't have the closest thing they got
is somebody that was in a three alarm blaze over there like somebody you know i
get it yeah that's
funny yeah they don't have any if y'all went over there bro if you guys went
out they probably would
treat us like royalty huh i mean they would or maybe the opposite no no no oh
they would love it okay
they would but y'all would be a special attraction over there y'all would be a
damn
what's the word you're looking for zoo you didn't want to say it you was going
towards
it i think no i think no bar your teeth was looking like you're about to say
zoo as i just
wanted to jump in there and get no man maybe a cage free okay yeah yeah yeah
like a like a
display i'll say that dude a display for
unique special yes humans i get it again but yeah that's crazy dude i'm not
joking bro
that's insane they probably don't see no black people over there i know it's
crazy and i don't know why
yeah no i think um all i've heard from that they said it's beautiful women they
said uh the animals are
crazy they said the insects are super enlarged other than that i haven't heard
other than kangaroo jack
when i watched the movie kangaroo jack anthony anderson that was like
a black brother i knew about he went to australia and he's a black uh safari
man no he is a black um
american actor oh nice he's uh he's like he's a comedic actor yeah oh there we
go yeah he he went
to australia kangaroo jet he went to australia look at him yeah you see you see
the outcome so yeah
i think he was the only brother on set too i think even the animals was
surprised
look is that oh that's angry man yeah that's anthony anderson i was gonna say i
said that dude looks
like a mexican anthony anderson those are the early dreadlock stage yo that's
right that animal's on
some uh he's off them perk 30s oh yeah oh yeah you gotta watch that if you
haven't seen it that's an
amazing amazing movie bro kangaroo jack oh man yeah you gotta watch that i
haven't seen that what have
i've been watching oh i was watching um i've been watching griselda have you
seen that no i never
it's on netflix it's about a woman that is a drug dealer and she is like the
best like she's like the
uh el chapo kind of yeah but oh yeah el chapo yeah but a woman there she is
damn
now i'm gonna say this they they uh that's the same that's the same that's the
woman in the film
yeah they're casting the bad bitch the casting definitely went uh in a more
visually vibrant
direction i think but that lady looks like a gangster yeah yeah yeah she don't
play that
shit bro it's so good yeah she is a boss i gotta watch that dude is so good man
and you know who that
is that's the lady from from uh the uh the show with the everybody in the house
yep modern family
yeah she's bad as too oh my god somebody somebody said on the internet that uh
i would like to be her
somebody said on the internet that she's been holding on to her accent like she
can actually speak
very good english but she might be you know oh she's trying to but it's good i
mean it's it's sexy to
me i like it yeah you know any spanish huh yeah yeah i know a little bit man
like what like if you
you know uh when i start this huh uh good afternoon come with that's bmb in the
senior
uh chapel kuala lumpur uh la vida taco bell oh it's a pluma
okay okay game baby we're trying to pick up some ladies this is all about you
know cultural
learning that's what i'm here for man yeah cultural advancement yeah you get it
thanks
man yeah um what else i'm watching oh i was watching that wendy williams oh
documentary yeah
you see that yeah yeah it's sad i've seen clips of it i can't i can't watch
like that
it's sad though man after she dropped on stage i stopped watching everything
from her
it's heartbreaking she um yeah she was doing her live show and she just
collapsed and then
she did i didn't know that yeah yeah she fell backwards don't don't pull the
clip up
it pull it up pull up the clip yeah yeah yeah it might be on youtube yeah wendy
williams she dropped
on her show man she dropped oh i didn't know that i don't know if i saw that or
not yeah
but it was sad though it's not a they made memes and stuff up i don't know oh
well they got
oh she's oh that's enough man that's a statue of liberty
yeah oh did you have a stroke you think uh not sure brother i just uh let's
just pray for her
right yeah yeah yeah
yeah because yeah it seemed in the show yeah in the show she's having a it
looks like it's a lot
of alcohol yeah yeah it could be it could be a a lot of things i think um yeah
it could i'm mental
health yeah and sometimes because you look there's even sometimes where i have
friends they'll get so
they drink so much no no there's no friends that that your friends don't do
this has a michael myers
vibe to it like if michael myers try to pop off and be like hey i'll have a tito's
and soda of all
pictures guys come on of all pictures we're trying to uh we're saying a prayer
yeah we're trying to
pray yeah we're saying a prayer man you know but some people too i notice
sometimes when you get so
drunk your eyes try to leave your body yeah yeah yeah because it can't handle i
notice that sometimes
it happens to me when i close my eyes my eyes they start to roll like they just
start rolling on their
own like you know because i don't i don't know what it is but honestly like you
just start getting the
spins and like you feel like you feel better with your eyes open when you're
super drunk like that
didn't close oh yeah oh yeah you know what i'm saying totally yeah yeah so i
think at a certain
point with your body like if you drink so much your eyes are like hey we don't
want to be this drunk
yeah we getting out of here we on our way out
but they've had the last time you drank you don't drink no i'm almost two years
off of drinking and
cocaine cocaine how was that man cocaine's a tough thing man it was that's like
jumping ship that's
hardcore it was good man it was good it was okay i was expecting a different
answer no it was god it
was good man the tough part was that i couldn't handle the day after man okay
that's when it was too
much yeah what what like what what is the usual like because you know i see
girls at the club they do it all
the time and i don't indulge but what's the after effects like what does the
next day look like
after cocaine well it gets to be like 6 a.m and you're still doing cocaine and
you know
the next day regardless of of anything it's just gonna be up yeah you're still
up and so you know
the next day is a wrap now it's a wrap so now anything you had for that day
plan is done right because
you could have just gone out at 10 o'clock to meet some people for a beer and
now you weren't gonna
do nothing but now it's 6 a.m so everything you had that day your eyes are
trying to jump out like
i noticed people on cocaine like they have this thing where they like to stare