Name: Brittany Broski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #490
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Brittany Broski | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #490

today's guest has her own podcast the broski report uh she's a comedian a
content creator
whatever that term means and um and she is a one of a kind
i'm thankful to spend time with her today miss brittany broski
good to see you brittany broski thanks for coming this is a dream mr vaughn oh
that's sweet of you to
say that uh yeah what's going on how's your day going man uh i've been up since
like seven really
on a podcast tour today are you yeah i did um do you know cody ko he's a
youtuber yes yeah yeah i
know who he is white guy he's in the white guy network the funny white guy
network uh yeah wgn
that's him you got the wgn yeah i filmed with him this morning oh that's great
huh i was podcasting
a lot i've got my own podcast as well yep the broski report you got it yeah
yeah yeah i was
watching a clip of uh i was watching an episode actually and you're singing you
were like you're
like a um singer thanks that's nice yeah that celine dion song oh that's it
yeah it was so good like
is that yeah did you have that skill like um so yeah for some audience that
doesn't know like
yeah you i know you're from texas i'm from texas right and i know you're
extremely funny thank you
so much yeah um some of your stuff like the stuff where you're like in bed and
like um on the toilet
yeah i'm like on secret britney i guess is the one you do not follow my account
is that yours yes yeah
oh i'll freak out so i like secret britney and the yeah just the it's just so i
think it's called
aggravated mental illness okay that's kind of i think the medical term is that
what it feels like
it's what it feels like yeah yeah it's kind of like you remember when they used
to tour circuses
of people oh yeah you mean like the um the specialty guy like this lady like
can catch her ovary in her
mouth or whatever bearded woman i feel like bearded woman sometimes like look
but it's me filming it
being like check this out that's how i feel sometimes you know yeah sometimes
it is weird
because you're the subject and the director exactly yeah that's interesting it's
like found footage
yeah of yourself so yeah my brother called me that he's like man i watch this
video and it just
this old comedy video you just made me damn tear up and like i don't know what
he's talking about it's
like a clip somebody made or something yeah i'm like trying to get some chick-fil-a
i'm like oh i hate
that when you're having a sentimental moment you have to roll down the window
to tell the chick-fil-a
person what you want yep you're like one second yeah let me get a six-piece
grill you ever tried
their grilled nuggets delicious really yeah i would recommend you know there's
supposed to be a secret
menu at uh mcdonald's have you heard about that yeah i'm not in the secret menu
club can you look up
some of these secret items that they have over there is this like you mean like
seasonal oh what is this
yeah you can add an egg to your burger now what do we think is in a mcdonald's
egg
probably not any egg i mean yeah i don't yeah it's probably mostly
it's got to be have some egg in it huh yeah i wonder if you raise a mcdonald's
egg to
completion yeah is that the term okay from fertilization to burger right from
when grimace and
whoever who's the the um can you look up who's the racist mcdonald's guy isn't
it the irish one
uh you know about this lord the like seamus oh something oh hannigan he's like
this uh forbidden
mcdonald's character that's like a raging uh he like fights for the ira or
something oh he does
but it's like made up for the irish republican army oh that's who it is huh oh
irish central here we go
oh yeah irish central who was uncle oh grimace and was he really in the ira wow
so this is a real how the 1970s shamrock shake toting mcdonald's mascot uncle
oh grimace uncle
he he diddled somebody got mixed up with the ira they used to have some really
intense
storylines before america was like we can't handle this yeah we need to lock
this down um
with saint patrick's day season upon us oh the the legend of uncle o grimace as
well as his cringy
green shamrock vest and diddly diddly eye accent diddly lives on in youtube
thanks in part to the
u.s-based non-profit is there a video no way here we go mcdonald's shamrock
shakes
they just have guns
oh so they're trying to bring a new character and i guess it just didn't stick
huh i guess not i do
love how these character shapes are just kind of nut sacky in general they were
both kind of nut
shaped yeah you know yeah i think they want to give you a like a comfortable
like hey you could look
like this this is the ideal male form keep coming here yes you could look you
could be one of us
yeah what happened to that uncle though sharnan if you look it up brother yeah
i just wanted i do
want us to get to the end of what actually happened yeah i don't know how his
story ends here we go
introduced the new mascot uncle of grimace in 1975. the irish uncle of the
purple mascot grimace oh he
was an actual uncle they're related they did a 23 and me they did a bloodline
oh my god i couldn't imagine being related to that guy would travel from ireland
each year bringing
shamrock shakes to mcdonald land uncle of grimace he was quietly phased out of
mcdonald's marketing
after a few years due in part to an alleged incident in philly in philadelphia
it always happens in philly
in 1978 where the person portraying him scroll up please uh made statements in
support of the ira and
that british soldiers were better dead than alive wow that is crazy so that's
just some typical irish
banter though what do you expect out of a guy like him uh if you're expecting
anything other than just
patriotism you're wrong yeah if you're expecting anything first of all this guy's
obviously some
lactose junk i don't want to put him on blast but he obviously uh big on milk
big milk guy to bring a
bag of milk or a yeah bunch of milk from a nut from ireland yeah you brought
your foreign milk into
our country get that out of my face dude uh yeah that kind of blows me away
uncle o grimace dang
yeah i can't believe you didn't know that that's like yeah i didn't know that
that happened and
some of them were mint flavored too which is insane i'm not i don't like that
what is
a shamrock shake what is the flavor that's a great question yeah i guess i just
thought it was just
just green flavor you know whatever that not lying though like how kool-aid is
just red flavored yeah
yeah yeah the shake was lemon lime flavor with a vanilla ice cream lemon lime
sure sure bay and vanilla
so by 1973 the shake was merely a green colored vanilla shake it is now mint
flavored so i guess
they still have a version of the shake when you were growing up was olive
garden like a treat
yeah i mean we had a guy we had a place we had a place larry's ribs we had a
place was it called garden
options i think it was like this salad area or whatever okay there's salad like
um health food yeah
a place where you could somebody a julian to carrot and people would drive from
20 miles to see it or
something yeah um olive garden was not it was a prom kind of destination yeah
how old were you when you
went to off garden for the first time oh god i don't know i guess whenever i
really started to get a
palette for the world probably italian cuisine yeah 17 i bet okay that those
andy's mints oh they're good i
thought that's what made me think of it the shamrock shake being mint flavored
i remember like because
we used to do olive garden like birthday or you know like oh really like
special event and i would
always want to go and those andy's mints my mom would fill her purse with them
and we would snack on
those like she'd put them in my lunch the next day for the next like week or
two it was like a real
specialty looking back chocolate mint really not not good yeah not great i don't
think but i thought they
were pretty good yeah or were we just kids i still sometimes if i'm leaving a
place they got those at
first i'm walking past i'm like nah them but then i get two steps away around
yeah yep like let me make
that yui let me boomerang a little pull that yui and get me a little mint and
going on you've toured
in the uk right yeah i have you ever tried those nasty actually you want to
talk about nasty the
orange chocolates they have over there it's like i imagine if you were to scoop
diary out of a toilet
need it that's kind of what it's awful oh wow offshore work huh um offshore
drilling there you go
oh that's crazy the british what are the british do they're still very confused
they need help well
they only have a few flavors over there well they don't care about they didn't
care about food i don't
think if you go to britain it's not and you go to scotland ireland wherever
else you can go over
there you can't the food isn't nobody's like hey come here for it's usually
potatoes beans sausage
yeah yeah they eat like it's still there's germans flying overhead yeah you
know what i mean it's very
much a war meal it's a war meal that's government rations yeah yes it's very
much yes our and i don't
want to say illegal immigrants but our semi our new friends in america okay are
eating way better than
this but you know they always talk about this online of like you know the uk
colonized everywhere stole
the spices stole the artifacts whatever and you bit your season with salt yeah
you couldn't figure it out
beyond just salt even then true would it yeah i wonder if some of that's a ruse
because if you think
if they had done all that they would have better music well i mean they had the
beatles they've got
great music yeah they had shenade o'connor they've had uh the pogues they've
had one direction i was
just about to say it if you weren't thank you yep and they've had um fred again
is he british yeah
hell yeah you're locked into dj culture skrillex isn't british okay i just
wanted to say okay
oh damn you're right oh he's from ball ham yeah dude come on ball ham yeah fred
again i saw him i saw
him perform a couple weeks ago you could put him in a police lineup in front of
me and i would be not
be able to identify him well i think that's why they're just that's why they
named him that's why his
parents even they were like oh it's just again yeah we'll get it yeah that's
that's bro yeah yeah
oh he could yeah it's kind of nice he could probably blend but um you know
especially now
that his his career is getting so big that he could just blend in oh yeah um
what about you so you start
out and you're in texas because i just want the audience to know more about
yeah let's get into the
lore is it okay yeah some people don't like to talk about it could you imagine
if i was like i'm not
really that derails an interview too right it's like what are we doing yeah
sometimes well i think
it's interesting with podcasting it's like sometimes i forget that my audience
doesn't know people
and so i want to know more about so i have to make sure i do a good job of
introducing them
you want to know my social security number let's get to it yeah if you give me
a little bit of it
we can figure out to pull up the rest i'll learn the rest okay yeah ask away
sexy line for somebody
i'll learn the rest hey you give me give me two digits of that phone number i'll
learn the rest
i'll google it you give me your grandma's name i'm finding your whole family on
facebook don't worry
about it oh my god um yeah so you started out in texas you went to a&m i went
to a&m yeah i graduated
with a lib arts degree oh yeah you know it with a minor in spanish oh really i
speak spanish do you
i do that's beautiful thank you so much and what made you want to learn spanish
was it just because
there were so many people speaking spanish in y'all's state yeah i mean it's
like you start taking
spanish classes as early as sixth grade in texas so it's like you have the the
beautiful option of
learning a second language for free you know as a kid and if you follow that
all the way into a
collegiate level it's like it's a life skill t