Name: Kid Rock | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #491
Uploaded: 2024-03-29T19:17:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kid Rock | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #491' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kid Rock | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #491' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-29. Transcript available.

Kid Rock | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #491

today's guest is somebody who says what he wants to um and stands by it uh he's
had hits in all
genres of music um he's my friend he's got a new festival tour that starts up
next week
actually in my home state of louisiana grateful to be with him today's guest is
kid rock
you should just go racing go race the cars it'd be wild huh what is yours it's
a panther
dodge demon dodge demon it's that's stunning i've never seen it
it looks like a panther it looks like it's going to attack something
yeah some pussy
yeah yeah that's not a car you drive around looking looking for dicks with yeah
yeah that's not yeah
yeah that's a good point dude if i'm in that bro i think i definitely will meet
some chips you know
um dude kid rock good to see you man great to see you buddy yeah bro my little
nephew
yeah man nashville nephew yeah thank you so much bro you were one of the first
people that really
welcomed me into town when i got here and uh you invited me to it was your
birthday party
um well it was crazy because my one of my um background singer stacy michelle
who's now she's
with skinnerd uh she's married to ricky medlock um but staying with me for
years is still just a great
friend she was infatuated with you before i got turned on to you years ago your
comedy stuff and
uh then we ended up in i think zany's dressing room or whatever is one time and
i can't remember
where we were and i'm like facetiming i'm like look who i bumped into it just
like oh my god and
boom here we are yeah that was fun dude that birthday party was sick man you i
think you got up
on stage it was you guys wrote a song just for it oh my birthday party yeah it
was at your birthday
party it was at your house at the saloon yeah yeah yeah during the coveted yeah
yeah it was my 50th
birthday bro that was sick and we were gonna do this whole 50th thing i was
gonna do a big gig at
ford field because i did one for my 40th there which is the football stadium in
detroit and we're
gonna do something similar to 50th and we're all locked up and well made the
most we weren't there's
like nothing happened out you you know where i live it's like if you didn't
turn on the news
it was like nothing happened yeah people over every weekend having a good time
they said i worked on an
album that year it was like whatever well your bar was still open too and down
and naturally it was
still open right yeah we did everything we could to keep it open and we didn't
exactly follow all the uh
i remember that i remember a couple times i remember one time specifically
being in there there's a
fucking line outside and they had this all this bullshit like you can't use the
dance floor
people have to be six feet apart all this horse shit yeah you can't whistle at
i remember that it was
like you can't whistle at people standing outside this close in a line outside
i walked down there and
i'm like everybody get in here start following them in and then they're like
can i get a picture i'm
like do you want to come in you want to take pictures like you stand outside
get in here come on
like yeah that's one of the reasons why i chose to even move to tennessee is
just because of um
it was more open like even when i came here like there was at least half the
stuff was open
we were in la at that point yeah i was like half the shits open in la got lame
um dude you're going
uh i was just looking at your tour schedule you're going to uh gonzalez louisiana
but that's where my
sister lives not this weekend next weekend yeah it's a rock the country
festivals um jason aldean's friday night
with a whole lineup of people and then i'm saturday night with i think hank jr's
on that no really
whole other cast of people yeah it's tickets this is a first year festival that
i have a vested
interest with we did a partnership on this thing um so i'm really out i'll that's
home here i'm out
pumping it oh dang man well yeah gonzalez louisiana bro it's so crazy yeah
because my sister she lives
right by lamar dixon that's where it's at i've been there to see like they do
haunted houses up there
they do all kind of i mean this is huge fairgrounds you know they do like the
state fair that's pretty
much what all these are they're in the middle of like what the is going on in
ocala florida there's
like there's gonna be over there's gonna be close to 35 000 people there oh
yeah oh dude it's already
that's you know that's where they're scaling they're already at 28 29 000. oh
there's gonna be
oh wow gonzalez is gonna be huge too that's gonna be 20 some thousand yeah
depending on how many tickets
we moved today from you know rapping with you ashland yeah you got ashland kentucky
rome georgia
anderson i some of these places i don't know if i've been or not i've been well
i've been to some
of these places but we're we're basically doing these small towns middle of
nowhere i'm just trying
to it's to me it's kind of an underserved market this is really what we're just
trying to put a
specific festival together where you know everyone's welcome but this is for
like pretty much people who love
america freedom loving americans want to come have a good time you know like my
joke has kind of been
like it's okay if you do but you're probably not going to see a lot of like
nose rings and blue hair
at these like things right but there will be some excellent people watching i'm
going to predict yeah
right now yeah bro especially florida man they just had a fake tit that washed
up on the beach do you see
that no i think i don't know if it was in ocala but it was somewhere well i
think washing up on the beach
i i got a place there in jupiter on the beach and uh fucking illegals yeah
washing right up on the
little island i live on really like several times yeah like and it's been going
on for like five years
and now it's it's getting a little bit worse haitians and stuff like you know
just like washing up
trucking through the neighborhood yeah they're like everyone lock your houses
down i'm like i don't
think these people are most of them aren't trying to rob people they're just
trying to get the away
like you know get in and whatever you know it's it's great assimilate yeah yeah
we just had a um
we had a border patrol agent on two weeks ago and it was fascinating just to
see like
the amount of people since 2020 it's it's four times as many people have come
into the country
it's bananas it's bananas it's it's insanity yeah it's insanity because
unfortunately you know and i and i believe the fbi directors even said this um
in a hearing it's like
it's it's not a matter of if it's a matter of when you know look at you know
what's going on in israel
look what just happened in russia you know over the weekend it's unfortunately
god god protect us
it's unfortunately just they're gonna do some here they're already plotting it
you know you got these
countries that hate us hate america just you know you know which countries they
are that's why you know
people are giving me when i went at rogan about you know how to handle palestine
and i'm like anybody
listens to kid rock's politics number one i'm sitting here drinking beers just
you know you ask me a
question i'll give you a answer but i don't think they should dictate this as
policy necessarily
yeah well that was interesting that was the one thing that this border patrol
agent said that was
kind of fascinating to me was like he said it used to be that it was migrant
people coming for the
farming seasons yeah and then they which we need i grew up in apple orchard i
just pick apples with
these people you know yeah every season you know they a lot of them would come
up and go back whatever
boom boom boom yeah that was the flow he said it was like an inflow out and we
need them right we need
we need great migrants yeah i think trump's spot on he's like we want the good
ones to come we we we love
them you're great most of them are you know if they're mexican south amer most
of them are like you know
christians god if you're in they want to work hard they want a better life like
great man let's figure
that out get them over but we can't just let motherfuckers just keep cruising
across the board
ridiculous now they're coming from everywhere it's just it's insanity that's
what he said he said now
a lot of them are um africans they're from all over he said the amount of
people that are it's not
you're mexican it's not what you think coming from china yeah you know this
thing the other which
might be might be great too but it's like you know it's crazy you just can't
let people come
trucking over well i can't every time i go to canada i get detained these
people are just like
cruising across here's a phone here where do you want to go let's get your
plane ticket like
yeah i can't even fly a hot chicken from australia right without doing a half a
month of paperwork
but if she's willing to camp out for four days you can pull it off through yuma
um i feel like
we're beating a dead horse yeah it's like people are either one way or the
other on it they just
right i feel like people's kind of minds are made up about this yeah i kind of
think so too i just
worry about this the effect it's like it's like it starts to wear down on
people who still have a lot
of faith in like the american dream and what america means yeah we might want
to make sure you know
we want the american dream to be alive and well for everyone especially people
that come
to this country but we want to make sure that dream is alive and well for
people who live here
yeah for our working class yeah our hoa is just turned into this like or
whoever's running our hoa
it's just gotten out of control that's what it feels like even people should be
able to you know
like when you know growing up in detroit the auto industry and you know being
very close to my father
had you know a dealership and it was very successful and all my buddies you
know their their parents
worked on the lines or worked for ford chrysler one of the you know stamping
plants manufacturing things
for cars and you know back then you know in the heyday when everything was
going on like you could
work at ford motor company or whatever gm and you know you had your house was
paid for you had a
cottage up north with a boat you know maybe a 66 chevelle or something in your
driveway and like
that that's you know we need to we need to get back to that but you know you
got to get things
under control with inflation everything else because you know you call it the
democrats hate
what the republicans do cutting taxes they call it trickle down economics
because now all the rich
are getting richer it's like it's kind of part of the american dream that's how
works you want to be
you want to support capitalism yes there's going to be some bad actors and
monopolies that sometimes
need to be broken up ticket master um but you know people should have that
opportunity and it should
be probably you know back then like i said that we got to get that back but it's
like you know like
okay they're going to pay workers i think 20 bucks an hour to work fast food at
in california it's like
this should not be a career job right maybe if you're manager or something i
get it but this
is where you start off you know we're where we had our first jobs working at kmart
or working at
mcdonald's or something like this is not a place like you go to work to support
your family and career
and now all they do is okay we're paying 20 bucks an hour okay a big mac's
seven dollars now nobody wins
oh i see what you're saying they just raised the price of of what it is yeah i
think well you have to
pay people a better wage though i think like the i think the in some places it's
still like seven dollars
or something like you can't you can't someone can't work all day make 56
dollars well it depends where
you're starting what you're now that's a good point if you're a high school
student though then it's
totally different that's a good point i picked apples for 25 cents a bushel
like 