Name: KSI | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #514
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'KSI | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #514' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-02. Transcript available.

KSI | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #514

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praise god baby gang
today's guest is a renaissance man to say the least um he's a youtuber content
creator entertainer boxer
promoter musician um he's a boss in his industry and it keeps expanding he's
now a co-owner of prime
sports drink um and i'm grateful to sit down with him today here in the london
great britain
today's guest is mr k s i
how are you bro how are you flying in england huh how you finding england oh i'm
finding it um
yeah one of probably one of the best audiences i ever had over in manchester
actually wow yeah
yeah they're pretty wild over there they were everybody yeah just laughing like
the last week
of school where you're just hoping you like can convince the teacher like you
have four more days
to convince the teacher you were good the whole time oh wow they were just oh
they were just locked in
man i love it because yeah some places it's kind of different like ireland
sometimes you're like
because they speak english but they kind of barely you know yeah it's it feels
like a different language
even even in scotland as well it can be quite hard you should have you ever met
a scouser
no i've seen patty pimblett uh yeah it's pretty much that but some in in liverpool
it can be quite yeah
it can be really aggressive patty pimblett kind of reminds me of like the most
violent beetle like
if he were one of the beatles you know it would be like ringo mccartney oh you
i thought you had
an actual beetle oh no yeah bro this is showing my age i'm like yeah yeah yeah
that's a different yeah
so we're back to bugs yeah they were just they were one of the most famous fans
in the world for a bit
oh yeah yeah of course i mean they've kind of i guess they have maybe fallen
off i don't know we
can say that but they're the beatles man i don't know i mean do do those type
of eyes ever fall off
i guess that's a good question have the beatles fallen off i i mean technically
yes but if you said that
like surely you're getting riots at your front door yeah i mean i think yeah
there would be some people
definitely run to their windows in liverpool and scoff or whatever you know
yeah like that's one thing
like a woman just will touch the even though her buttons already buttoned she'll
touch it one more
time just to make sure oh my god how dare he yeah yeah that's one thing that's
crazy about being over
here is just like seeing where like america started you know okay and seeing
like how like a little bit
more technical things are and people have a little bit more respect for how
they communicate with each
other it seems like at least in london yeah no i feel like it's coming opposite
i feel like if you
go up to a normal person like just walking down the road and you go oh good
morning everyone would be
like what the are you doing here and yes oh wow that would be like that was one
of the weirdest things
you've ever done oh don't talk to me yeah like in america it happens all the
time like i was in
north carolina a few weeks ago and mo people just complimenting on what i was
wearing i was like
what the what this is weird but in england if it would be weird if i complimented
oh i was there like
oh wow nice shoes you're there like i'm getting robbed on i oh really yeah but
at least they're
properly robbing you like hey i'd like to let you know you have nice shoes i'm
gonna take them
oh they're mine now yeah yeah i feel like there's at least a protocol of
violence here okay what in
america is that it's just willy-nilly i mean bang bang yeah even if you like
yeah it's crazy because
they'll even have like the telephones like at at the at the apple store will be
tethered right yeah but
at the gun place you can just you know you can they're not even tied down you
know wow you would
think well apparently you don't even need id for guns but you have to at least
you have to you have to
be able to say yes i need it you have to answer a couple questions i think what
what yes yeah and they
yeah and they have one sign it's like you have to be this tall to own a gun but
it's very short okay
so you get up like a five-year-old who's just down like a tall five-year-old
yeah yeah yeah
i know how to use one of these i love it no america's amazing man i've been
there so many times dude it's
such a it's a it's a pleasure to see you man one of the one of the like best
content creators and
entertainers in england and like and a business guy yeah yeah dude that's crazy
it's funny because
england is so small oh it is oh yeah well i mean it is yeah but so much
compared to america like if
you said that exact same phrase but in america everyone's there like yo that's
sick but in england
it's like bro like france is bigger than oh yeah sorry dude no no it's fine i
don't know honestly
out of england i don't take myself seriously so it's fine out of england and
over the world
um when you look at like business stuff do you was there like what's like were
there some small choices
you made along the way in your career that like you were like oh wow that was
bigger than i thought
or were there things that you kind of passed up um where you're like maybe that
or what like that was
a learning curve because you guys get thrown so many products i mean people
come at me with all types
of stuff you know yeah do these band-aids or something to do these neck braces
it's like i'm not
even hurt or anything and they want you to um um to be honest i'm i say no a
lot like oh yeah yeah just
i get so many things thrown at me something to do with lube you know create my
own lube could be yeah
it could be it could be a good idea but i'm just there like why yeah why like
for the autos or no for
the for the for autos or for for the sex you mean um i don't know what you mean
or for like is it a lube for
mechanics for no like an engineering type of um like a no no for for sex oh all
right yeah
now if you could do a dual lube there you know what i'm saying like if it works
for both yeah
hey this tire's not turning neither is this woman
so you could like you know i think if you could leverage that now that's really
you know what you
might be onto something that's not why me i mean i don't know dude but you're a
multi you you you can
do a lot you're yeah i guess i do many things you do many things that's it to
music to it's a you
more it's more lovable sex these days oh that's fun yeah yeah like tickling
each other until somebody
comes before yeah yeah whereas before it was like yeah oh i need to show that i'm
the dog
i'm the alpha yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i've never i've always come from the
approach of i'm not good
at sex so that so then when you do well people are like wow look what he did
you know i'm pleasantly
surprised oh yeah definitely like i didn't know you could do that yeah i've had
some real billy elliott
moments in the bedroom you know just i don't know who billy elliott is he's uh
sorry no worries man
he's a famous uh what is he's like a famous he was a like a a kid in who was
who was billy elliott
can we bring him up he was a famous dancer kind of yeah he's a famous ballerina
yeah oh ballerina and
the kids were like he's oh wow okay yeah he was like a famous ballerina out of
where he's from the
uk i think wow and his dad and everybody was like hey what are they doing oh
wow but then he said um
yeah he ended up just being like the best ballerina or whatever and at the end
his dad hugged him or
whatever oh you know bought him a sandwich or something something very loving
you know yeah
yeah that's it's it's how well it's just like people are like oh this dude like
if this guy shows
up and does well you're like wow wow here's a sandwich yeah yeah yeah it's at
the bar maybe that's
what the movie's about i don't think i watched it yeah oh my gosh but were
there choices of things that
you did like pass up where you were like oh that was smart like at the time i
couldn't see it like
just because like having vision like that is interesting and important you know
like
well i mean i i can tell you a bad situation uh where i decided to do this
video with some asian
content creator it was i don't know why i did it i think well i did know why i
did it because
i got asked to do it for about like 5k at the time and for me back then was
huge oh it's a lot of money
so i'd just be in this video and i had to like collect balls while being
attached to him
so i was also in like lycra or is or or just like a really tight morph suit
okay and uh we had to just
be attached to each other and collect balls that sounds very pull billy elliott
back up again if you
will i think uh so now we've each had um so that was the one i probably regret
i'm sure if you look hard on the internet you'll be able to find find some yeah
yeah we had a group
i i they had a dude they tried to get me to do wheelchairs a buddy of mine made
like a new style
of wheelchair you know they have wheelchairs here in england like uh well you
know i'm talking about
about it like if somebody's yeah yeah we we have wheelchairs like that yeah i
don't know if
sometimes they have it differently but um sure okay yeah well people here are
more like even tiny
tim he's like a famous british um kid from the christmas movie you don't talk
about whatever tiny
tim and he's on crutches right like he wasn't in a wheelchair maybe that's what
my brain is all right
all right so yeah you guys seem like you have a little bit more like at least i'm
going to do the
crutches whereas in america we're kind of lazy we're like oh okay okay i hear
you um but yeah my
my buddy i was trying to help him out he had like this prosthetics business and
wheelchair business
and so you know i did a couple of photo shoots and like some wheelchairs and
shit but then people
were like well you're not even you're like faking being you're like you're not
disabled or whatever
yeah okay so people got you know very upset about it ah so well how do you feel
about like actors
having to be let's say if they had to be i know disabled and they weren't
actually disabled do
you think they shouldn't they should or shouldn't i'd be pissed if i'm watching
the commercial for it
yeah right and then at the end the guy gets up and walks off out of the chair i'd
be a little bit
like well that's a magic chair yeah yeah yeah that sounds great so maybe like
um yeah i don't know
that was just something interesting but then there's a a guy a friend of mine
who's a comedian in the
state he told me one time the one thing you can always say is just no like if
you don't know what
to do yeah then just say no yeah because you're probably okay where you're at
and then you can
figure it out um yeah well i feel like i've i've got quite far by just saying
no i mean obviously i'm
like that i'm glad i said yes to prime yeah yeah i feel like that was
definitely um a dub yeah for
sure man yeah it's unbelievable i mean that's something like that change did
something like that
change your life to like a different perspective even for yourself i mean that's
remarkable i don't
think it's changed me as a person but it's changed my lifestyle yeah yeah i
just have a lot more private
jets now yeah which is yeah more private jets uh i more lunch more more lunch i'm
able to relax a lot
more uh i'm able to just you know not worry about too much look after the
family etc like yeah it's just
now it's like i can really just do what i want whereas uh you know before prime
i'm i'm still like
i'll still be able to do what i want but like i had to be more strategic etc
and you know like
yeah i guess play the game a bit mo