Name: Pauly Shore | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #519
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pauly Shore | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #519' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-25. Transcript available.

Pauly Shore | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #519

I got a few tour dates to tell you about Wallingford, Connecticut, Portland,
Maine, Bangor, Maine, Moncton, Canada, Las Vegas, Nevada.
We'll be back for the USC LSU football weekend, Oklahoma City, Northern Little
Rock, Springfield, Missouri, Kansas City, Missouri, Sioux Falls, South Dakota,
La Crosse, Wisconsin, Green Bay, Wisconsin, Moline, Illinois.
You can get tickets for those at TheoVaughn.com slash T-O-U-R.
Thank you so much for your support.
Today's guest has been in comedy since birth, pretty much.
Born into the comedy store.
He's a comedian.
He's an actor.
He's an entertainer.
You know him from his famed movies Encino Man and his podcast variety show on
YouTube, The PMS Podcast.
You can see him live on tour throughout the rest of the year.
I'm really thankful to spend time with him today.
My friend, Mr. Pauly Shore.
Shine that light on me.
I'll sit and tell you my stories.
Shine on me.
And I will find a song I've been singing.
I love this guy.
So you just had Tommy on?
Tommy Lee?
Yeah, dude.
That guy.
Oh, my God.
He's wild.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, the fact that he's still alive, those guys, dude.
I mean, he's sober, though.
Yeah.
But still, dude.
Did you party?
Dude, he fucking ran hard, bro.
Yeah.
Like, hard.
Like, all those guys ran really hard.
Did you?
Because you probably saw a lot of those bands.
You probably partied with a lot of those guys, huh?
Are we rolling?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Did you party with a lot of-
Say hi to my uncle?
Yeah, sure.
He's in Iowa.
What's up, Uncle Gesture?
What's up, bro?
What's up, Gesture?
Gesture, what's up?
He's in Iowa.
He's a big fan, dude.
Big fan.
He told me, if you wear a hat, I wear a hat.
Really?
Okay, I'll go, I'll rock out.
No, no, you said you're going to wear the hat when you're wearing a hat like
that.
You know what's cool about this show?
Because I was thinking about, thinking about you're the rat, right?
Uh-huh.
Is that what-
And you are the weasel.
The weasel, bro.
Oh!
The rat and the what?
And the weasel.
What do you think?
So, Depe, I was going to ask you this.
Depe, you know, I was coming here, and I've known you for a long time.
I haven't sat down with you yet.
You know, and I always say this to comedians that are doing really well.
Like, I've been in the business my whole life.
Like, I have.
I mean, since I was little, little, little.
I watched so many guys, you know, come up.
I mean, Tony Hinchcliffe now, and different guys like yourself.
And I'm so-
And I'm not just saying this to get on your dick or any of that shit.
I'm really happy for you.
And I've said that to you before, and I know how hard it is.
Take it in.
I know it's hard to let love in, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's hard to let love in.
But it's coming from Pauly Shore.
I'm really happy for you, for real.
Thank you.
You know, I know how hard you've worked.
I know how hard you've done this, and how it's just kind of taken off for you.
So I see your Instagrams, and I see all these people that you're playing in
front of.
And I'm very, very happy for you, because it's fucking awesome.
Thanks, man.
I mean, it's fucking, like, you know, it's pretty cool.
You always have something kind of supportive to say or inquire when I see you.
Yeah.
And so I want to say I appreciate that, man.
Yeah.
And I appreciate you appreciating me.
All right.
I appreciate you appreciating me.
You said, um, go on?
No, no, I, no.
Gesture, what's up?
I think we should, I think we should take our hats off now.
Okay.
Hats off.
You know what I mean?
Hats off.
Get a little, yeah.
Because it's the rat and the weasel, bro.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
Chinese.
The hair looks good, man.
Thank you.
Looks great, actually.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was with Gary Shanley's hairdresser.
He set it up for me, so that's good stuff.
Dude, when you said, yeah, you have a tough time letting love in, that's true,
huh?
Yeah, very much so, which is why I'm single, which is why you're, I'm sure you're
single.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Because, yeah, women like us, most women like us because we've been on TV and
movies
or they've seen us on our thing.
Like, oh, my God, I love Biodome.
I love the squirrely rat or whatever your fucking shit is on the stage.
The bad pigeon, yeah.
The bad pigeon, you know what I mean?
But then after that, you're a human being.
And you're a person with a brain, a heart, a smile, all that shit.
And at the end of the day, you don't know if they're liking you for the rat.
Let me see the rat tail.
Let me see that.
Throw that shit out in the back.
Yeah, that fucking rat shit.
That's tight ass shit.
I pull this out on Easter sometimes.
And I've actually, we did this.
I'm thinking about getting like a half inch extension on this part.
It's very Bon Jovi back in 1987, dude.
It's very.
First song I ever listened to is Bon Jovi.
But for real, is it hard to let love in?
Yeah, I don't think it's hard for me to notice who is appropriate for me
to love, but I think it's hard for me to feel like.
It's just somebody could sit there and tell you, man, I really love you.
And I'd be like, all right, buddy, let's keep it.
Let's keep it.
Or woman.
It's hopefully it's a woman.
Woman.
All right, woman.
Let's keep it moving here.
It's just hard for me to like.
I just.
Yeah.
I also think that.
My receptors are bad.
I think that once people get over the fact that you're who, you know, the
celebrity and
all that stuff, then you're stuck with you as a human.
And then at the end of the day, like, that's really what it's about.
You know what I mean?
Do you want to hang out?
Do you want to go get sushi?
Do you want to go fuck around?
You know what I mean?
Right.
Well, I think sometimes this is interesting, Pauly, and I think it's like, well,
sometimes
I wonder if, like, by getting some pop, by creating a life or aiming for some
level of
popularity, if you're really trying to create an ambiance or create something
between you
and other people that gives you a barrier.
You know what I'm saying?
Does that make any sense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because they see the persona and they think that you're the persona.
Like, sometimes, like, I was with this girl, what is it?
Like, I'll create it so you never even have to know the real me.
And maybe I don't even know the real me.
But I'm going to, but, but, but, but so I'm going to make this and hopefully
you'll like
this.
Yeah, because, yeah, because what happened was, is about three months ago, I
met this girl
on the road.
I think it was in Iowa with my uncle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I met this girl and she loves son-in-law.
This movie I did a long time ago, son-in-law.
And she wouldn't have sex with me unless I put on my chaps and I put in my hair
because
I used to have long hair.
So in order for me to have sex with her, guess what I had to do?
Put it on.
Put it on.
Wow.
Yeah.
And then I had to go like do all this shit like that.
And then once I orgasmed, then I'd take the shit off and I left.
I felt bad.
I wound up at Waffle House by myself at the end of the night crying with the
fucking tear.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I think if you have to dress up to have sex, it's probably going to get, yeah,
I would
cry.
I don't know if I, I don't know if I can do this right now.
Okay.
I'm all right.
Okay.
I'm all right.
Thank you.
No, I'm here for you, man.
Yeah.
And I'm here to, and I'm happy to see you today.
You know what?
You know what?
I saw Kid Rock on this right here.
And I have something to fucking say to you, motherfucking Kid Rock.
Tell him, dude.
First of all, don't disrespect Theo Vaughn the whole time you're wearing this
and fucking
this, dude.
You're wearing this and this.
What the fuck, bro?
You come to LA, you got to show your pretty face.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I love Kid Rock.
Kid Rock, what's up, bro?
Did you ever, where was the first time you met him?
Dude, that's a fucking hilarious story.
For real.
Kid Rock, what's up?
I haven't seen you since probably, no.
No, what do you mean?
I used to go on tour.
I used to go on tour with this guy.
Oh, you don't even fucking know.
Wally barely remembers it, bro.
No, I used to go on tour with this guy when he had his little, his little, the
little,
the dwarf, the kid.
Oh, yeah.
What was that guy named Magic Baby?
No, JC.
Oh, yeah, JC.
Yeah, JC.
Bring him up.
Oh, yeah.
And also, Uncle Cracker was his DJ.
Yeah.
Is he still his DJ?
No, Uncle Cracker does perform with him sometimes, but Uncle Cracker is on tour
right
now, I think, with Kenny Chesney, actually.
Yeah.
So, this is when I found...
It was JC right there.
So, this is...
And the C was for cancer, wasn't it?
What happened to him?
He just partied a lot.
He was, like, in the mini...
He was partying with, like, mini me and, like, you know, that whole crew.
Yeah, this is, like, yeah.
They called him, uh...
I don't know what...
Pillinakis, people would call him, because he would do, like, a lot of pills.
Yeah.
So, what happened...
So, the first time I met JC and Kid Rock and all this stuff, it was fucking
crazy.
Have your guy pull up Conan O'Brien, Limp Bizkit, I think it was late 90s, Pauly
Shore,
Kid Rock, and fucking Limp Bizkit, Conan O'Brien.
So, I'm with Fred, because this is when Fred started on MTV.
I had been on MTV for a long time.
I was kind of sad.
I was going through this kind of transition part.
It's kind of when I did my movie Pauly Shore is Dead.
I know that Tommy Lee was on here recently, who was in Pauly Shore is Dead.
I've known Tommy for a long time.
And we went to Conan O'Brien, and Fred was performing, I think it was Faith.
You know, he was the George Michael song, Faith, off of one of his albums.
And me and Kid Rock went with Fred, and we're in the fucking background on
Conan O'Brien.
Do you have it?
Bring it up, do we have it?
I know it's there.
I know it's fucking there.
It's there somewhere.
There it is.
Look at it.
This is fucking triple, triple.
Look at this.
Wow.
Turn it up, dude.
Can we hear it?
Yeah, crank it.
Crank this motherfucker, dude.
Yeah, look at this shit.
Look at, there's, wait.
And look at Kid Rock in the corner, wait.
In the red jacket?
Oh, yeah, there he is in the red jacket.
Yeah.
Fred, what's up, Fred?
What's up, motherfucker Fred?
Out there killing it on the road right now.
And I guess it would be nice.
Oh, look how young he is.
And I'm talking at your body.
Oh, that everybody's got a body like you.
And I gotta think twice before I get you out of the way.
So this is where I first met Kid Rock.
That's Kid Rock right there, isn't it?
Look at him.
In the background.
I think I'm wearing the hood, I think.
Yeah, that's me in the hood, I think.
Oh, yeah.
See, boom.
Oh, yeah, that's you and him.
That's why Kid Rock's my fucking boy.
What's up, Kid Rock?
Triple, triple, quadruple OG.
I'll see you on Lake Michigan.
We'll drink some fucking beers.
Gang, bro.
Yeah, so that was pretty cool.
I'll see you up there in Charlevoix, baby.
That's where they party.
Have you been up there?
I was in Lake Michigan for this last 4th of July.
I was in Pentwater.
Is it nice?
Pentwater was beautiful, yeah.
Because I was born and raised in L.A. around the store and, you know, right
there in West
Hollywood and shit my whole life.
And this, it was, this last 4th of July, I'm like, I don't want to be in Vegas.
I don't want to be in fucking Malibu.
I don't want to do that.
I want to go to the middle of America.
I want to see people with Trump flags.
You know what I mean?
I want to go out there on the fucking, on Lake Michigan.
So I got a, um.
You don't want to piss on a big girl's back out there.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying, dude?
Yeah, and I got an Airbnb right on the water with my baby.
My friend, uh, my friends.
And, um, and I played a club there, a small little bar.
It was fucking sick.
And we were in Pentwater, Michigan.
Dude, that's cool.
And I was looking for Kid Rock.
It was cool.
Have you ever been to Lake Michigan?
Uh, I don't think I have.
I would, I would definitely go.
It's dope, dude.
Next summer, I'm going to go.
It's huge.
It's huge.
We'll just do it next sum