Name: Donald Trump | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #526
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Donald Trump | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #526' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-20. Transcript available.

Donald Trump | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #526

i have some tour dates to tell you about i'll be in las vegas nevada over labor
day weekend if
you're going to be there then i will too i'll be in bend oregon spokane washington
portland
oregon vancouver in the canada oklahoma city north little rock springfield missouri
kansas city
uh missouri sioux falls lacrosse green bay moline lafayette louisiana and beaumont
texas
all tickets through theovon.com slash t-o-u-r and thank you so much uh for your
support i can't uh
thank you enough you know my uh ninth grade civics teacher barbara olinger um
would be tickled to know
that one of her students is getting to sit down uh with a president today so i
just want to speak
her name um she taught me to care about our country uh and i still do today's
guest uh is the 45th
president of the united states of america and he's currently running for
president on the republican
ticket he's been an entrepreneur a businessman a television personality
we sat down at his club in bedminster new jersey and we want to thank the crew
there uh for helping us
make the production happen he's one of the most famous people on earth and i'm
grateful for this
chance to learn more about the man behind the headlines today's guest is donald
trump
but your thing is going really great my son's a big fan of yours baron really
baron is yeah oh nice he just
graduated uh high school right that's right he just said he he knows you very
well he said dad he's
big wow big one that's cool that's what uh that's that's where it is nowadays
right yeah well it's
interesting you know yeah i can't believe that um we're able to get platforms
and we started in my
kitchen and then yeah just evolved out of there that's fantastic i mean it's
pretty unbelievable what um
does baron do you want to start you go ahead yeah we're good are we rolling
yeah sure we're good
yeah that's um yeah does baron play sports or anything he does he plays golf
and uh different
sports soccer loves soccer very good at soccer uh he's a good athlete baron
yeah is he gonna go
has he already picked a college or no he has and he's uh getting set to go in
the fall good college a very
good one and he was always a very good student he's smart smart guy which one
of yeah like which one of
your kids like yeah what's something you admire about each one of your sons
well don is a hunter he's a
great great hunter and uh knows everything about that world and guns and all he
was the first one that said
dad boy you got lucky because i didn't realize that 130 yards is actually very
close
in that parlance and uh he said you got lucky he knew immediately when he saw
that he said it's
incredible because that's considered a pretty close distance from how far the
shooter was yeah
oh yeah the guy wasn't a bad shooter supposedly you know he was a very
disturbed guy but he wasn't a
bad shooter and eric likewise uh he loves the business he loves real estate
also very much of a hunter and
understands a lot of things about that they were sort of as young guys they
were with their grandfather
and he would take them hunting in czechoslovakia and somehow they developed
very well and uh czechoslovakia
can you imagine it's a lot of letters even that's a long time that's the name
you don't hear too much
anymore but it was uh i'd need a scope just to get through the spelling of that
word a lot of people
but uh so he'd go they'd spend time in europe and they'd do that that's where
he learned a lot about
both of them really good uh with your dad they would go no uh grandfather
actually the the uh they had a
grandfather who was a wonderful uh outdoorsman and athlete and during the
summer he'd take them out
into the woods and they'd go hunting and lots of things and they loved it they
got to love it
and that's don and that's eric yeah they're funny oh yeah they have a good
sense of humor too like
whenever i see them at ufc it's like yeah right yeah i just like the first time
i was nervous i think and
then after that when i've seen them it's like it's fun to kind of cut up with a
little bit yeah well
they're they're good uh they're good guys and they they really uh they get
along great with the rest of
the family we all get along great we have a good family and but i love you i
see we you talk about
a great guy how about dana white good job he does right yeah i don't yeah i
want to thank dana too
for helping uh get us set up together yeah he makes it happen i like dana he's
um he's uh he doesn't
waste words he doesn't waste time he likes to i think be efficient and um he
likes he has a seems like
a strong sense of integrity for himself yeah nobody like him actually it's uh
you know there's an expression
that everybody is uh replaceable not dana nobody could do what he does and he's
made that sport into
a big monster sport yeah and it's interesting and we go there and we enjoy it
go with him sometimes we
do walk-ons with dana and place sort of likes it oh yeah i've been there yeah
but there's a video of us
i was in behind you in one um one video i'm sure the dogs here will pull it up
um but yeah those are
some of my favorite those are some of my favorite things ever it became ufc
became my favorite sport
during the pandemic because dana was brave enough to stay open you know he was
it he was the whole
ball game he was the only sport and he uh he'd open up in arenas with nothing
other than very good
fighters yeah and they would be fighting he had some of the best fights during
the pandemic yeah but he
was exceptional there it is right there see look oh yeah you are and i'm right
behind you there oh
wow white guy that's great that's right the white guy in the hat is right that's
great yeah i mean
there's a lot of us there but i was one of them for sure um yeah see that's me
right good sport isn't
it huh yeah i'm a dustin poirier fan so oh he's great he was uh boy i tell you
he's a warrior that
last fight he had whether you like it or not he is a warrior yeah yeah it felt
like he didn't get the
he didn't get the victory but it didn't feel like he lost no he didn't lose
that fight he he really
the man he was fighting was tough he was tough and didn't expect that same
fight but he oftentimes will
he he makes people suffer there's no question about no he's all he's all he's a
pro he's a professional
he's all heart he's from louisiana that's where i'm from as that fight went
along he just got stronger
and stronger and he was getting pounded and he was going to be choked out about
four different times and
he just wouldn't let it happen no you say hello to him he's good yeah i'll make
sure he's a really
great fighter and he cooks thanksgiving dinner every year oh wow yeah maybe i'll
have to go sometime
oh yeah i mean he must do good food he does yeah he does some good stuff over
there um yeah what was
the first do you remember like the first fight that you ever went to whether it
was ufc or boxing or
anything yeah i do uh it was uh joe frazier muhammad ali in madison square
garden many many years ago
and i think it was the first fight i went to i liked i always liked the boxing
how old were you remember
oh boy i don't know you can deduct it from what i am now but it was a long time
ago but they were two
undefeated fighters they were both undefeated uh muhammad became a friend of
mine so did joe jolton
joe uh he was uh they were two great fighters that fight was incredible i think
they had like many
heart attacks that night literally heart attacks in madison square garden i
think it was madison square
and the fight was so unbelievable two undefeated heavyweight champions of the
world there was no ufc
and there was no competition really it was it yeah and so you had two guys i
remember that muhammad
wasn't allowed to fight because of lots of different things and uh he was a
terrific guy both terrific
guys very they finally made it happen they finally made it happen they had two
undefeated heavyweight
champions fighting and who took you to the fight you remember i went with my
father and my brother robert
and uh it was just i don't know i must have been very young it was a long time
ago but
you would never forget it that was one of those moments oh yeah literally there
were like many heart
attacks in the arena if people having too much fun or what do you think just
drugs heart attacks
because it was such a crazy event oh yeah it was so the people were just i know
a friend of mine father
he went uh he had a bad heart attack literally they took him out they were
taking people out
and i don't hear that anymore i mean there are other exciting sporting events i
don't think there's
ever been i don't know i guess there has but you would think joe frazier muhammad
ali their first fight
but it was a very exciting time yeah and just people being i guess yeah
sometimes our systems aren't
ready to handle the amount of excitement that's going on you know like i think
like yeah maybe people just
couldn't even handle so much joy you think like you think it was that people
were just so excited
they had heart attacks i mean they just had i guess they do it maybe super
bowls or something oh
people have heart attacks eating a thick soup you know so it's like i'm not
surprised that something
so awesome like that would make your heart be like yeah i'm out yeah but i
never hear of it you
know and i'm sure it happens just that one but uh we had an exciting event the
other night with elon
elon musk and me i listened we had a pretty big audience for that one i can
tell you yeah
i listened for probably about like 20 minutes i thought it was cool it was i i
think the tough
part was just like uh the all just like it would have been neat if you guys
could have been in the
same spot you know but i still thought it was exceptional i heard the audio was
great and actually
they put out a clear tape of it because they had clear tape oh nice they had so
many millions and
millions of people watching like record numbers of people and i'm trying to
figure out we're on a
cell phone or i was and you know that's a lot of people coming into a cell
phone one way or the other
yeah but i heard some people had a problem with the audio i don't know i don't
do that thing you know
that was done and and uh we had a great conversation it was for two hours and
15 minutes they just put
out a clear tape of it a perfect tape of it but i think i sounded somebody said
uh your voice was
distorted or something and and you know i guess it happens look it was such a
big thing such a big
audio but i would have i would have loved to have seen the clear tape
originally they put it out right
after the show so now it's a clear tape where a perfect tape done there yeah
but when it goes
through different phone systems and everything else you think if we were
together that doesn't happen
then because i think his voice was more clear yeah maybe because he was the one
who who was like
initiating the call i'm not sure yeah i'm not sure about how all that works but
yeah i know that in
post a lot of times they can tighten things up and make it better you know i um
yeah it's amazing how elon
like the cost to have really have your own voice in the world is 44 billion
dollars basically well if
you want to have your voice like you know i'm saying he has his own like he has
his own channel and he
does what he wants to do yeah he's a fantastic guy and he's a brilliant person
and the country should
be very proud of him actually i have truth which has been very successful uh
true social you mean true
social yeah and that's uh been very successful in getting my voice out i needed
a voice because you
know i was on twitter and i was on uh instagram i was on all of it and uh i was
on facebook and when
you added it up i had i i was told by uh zuckerberg and others it was like
record-setting type of numbers
and then one day i didn't have anything because they cancelled i mean they
cancelled there's such a
collusion there right yeah it was it was a pretty bad thing and so i had
nothing so 