Name: Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #582
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Caleb Pressley | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #582

I'd like to let you guys know about a couple of new dates. We have Philadelphia,
Rochester,
New York, home of the garbage plate, and Detroit. You can get all those tickets
at
theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Thank you. Today's guest is an interviewer. He's a
content creator.
He's a voyeur. You know his show, Sunday Conversations, where he's had pretty
much
everyone on as a guest. This interview is one of the most hectic times. This
interview was hectic,
and we did our best, and you live and learn, but I'm very grateful that I got
to go through
just a long day with my friend, Mr. Caleb Presley.
I think your hair looks great today. Dude, you know who you remind me of? No
Cap, bro?
That girl, she's like, you will not electrocute the children. You know what I'm
talking about?
Did you make that up? Is that a real person? I'm talking about the future is
ours. Oh, yeah.
The future is ours. You will not hurt the... Oh, fuck. What is it?
Thurnberg? Yes. Really? Yeah, you knew. Bro, come on. Help me out. Yeah. Go to
Thurnberg, dude.
Yeah, she's the future is ours. Yeah, the future is ours. She's inspirational.
I got to stop looking.
Do people tell you that a lot? Yeah, I get that a lot.
No, you look great, man, I was going to say. Thank you, man.
Wow. Quit. Quit. No, I'm just saying, because I've seen you when you look
different than this.
I look bad the last time I saw you. I wouldn't say that. I look horrible. Horrible,
yeah.
I'm you. Some days are not my best days.
What? Most days are? Mm-hmm. I'm just not with you on most.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, the second I saw that vest, I was like, oh, hell yeah,
dude.
Yeah, it's fucking cool, dude. I got, I got it from, uh, for Chica Cheetah,
which is.
It's your tequila company. You know, yeah.
And it's. You know, you smelt it.
Oh, dude, I took a deep smell off of that.
You really did.
Some guys, I remember, it's like a little Latino guy was like, I'll rub it
inside your nose.
You know, like, hold on, dude.
Dude, not rub it in my nose, but how about this, you know?
I was like, how about this? You keep drinking it, and let me put, let me put my
ear up to your chest.
Hear your heartbeat while you're on it. That guy was crazy.
That guy was on a lot, man.
But it, yeah, it smelled like very beautiful peanut flavored. Peanut, tell me
about it.
It's peanut. Peanut flavored tequila.
Peanut flavored tequila.
Peanut, peanut flavored tequila.
Peanut butter.
Peanut butter flavored tequila.
Because just peanut flavored is like.
Totally different.
Yeah, and every year it kills like one person on an airplane.
Dude, it's super funny talking about Mexican people.
We went down there to tequila for it, and.
To, to, to.
To tequila, the city.
Oh, there's, I didn't know it's a city.
There might be a country. No.
Ooh, I'll.
Tequila, it's a city.
Guadalajara is the, is just a neighboring city that you fly into.
But then you go to tequila, and at that place, they don't have, they don't eat
peanut butter.
Nuh-uh.
And they don't know how to dap either.
They don't know how to dap you up?
No, dude.
Mexican people, if you do this to them, they have no clue what you're doing.
God, that's crazy.
They have no idea.
I'm not saying Mexican Americans who, who live here now, they probably can dap
fine.
Those are called chicanos.
They can probably dap fine.
But when you go down there, it's just not a thing.
Dude, I think the exchange rate gets lost.
I think if you're coming across that border, there's no time to dap.
People are, you know, can't, they're struggling.
They're getting, climbing uphill or up, like, they're wet.
The kids haven't slept or whatever.
I think that's where they probably lose it.
There's no time.
Yeah.
There's no two dudes who are sneaking into a country, if these people are, and
that's all.
Yeah, you're not like, God.
I think, dude, I think Mexican people are probably the most liked group of
people.
For sure.
I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people.
We did a show the other night, and they had a guy in the front who was Mexican
or alleged
Mexican or whatever, or, I don't know what it's called, like, Matt Finish or
whatever
God calls it or whatever, you know?
Like, I don't know, you know?
And, yeah, all I know is that he had, all I know is that he had salt around the
edges
of his shoulders, so you can tell.
Tajin?
Yeah, he had a little bit of Tajin on him, you know?
What was he doing?
What was he doing?
Oh, nothing.
I don't know.
He was just fucking looking for something.
No, he was just at the show.
But I was like, give a round of applause for Mexican people, man.
They're doing it.
And people went ape shit.
Bro, everyone, I love Mexican people.
Everyone loves Mexican people.
They're hardworking, family people, fun people.
I already said family.
I'm not a compliment.
But they're cool.
He's running all this fast, bro.
But they also, they have, bring up the Mexican Easter Bunny.
I've heard this dude is a, a lot of times he's like in a Lucha Libre mask.
And he'll kidnap your tia.
Do you ever have a show, like, just thinking about someone in the front of
their audience,
do you ever, like, look at somebody and be like, get this guy out of here?
Dude, I will sometimes just point to a guy in the front and they'll be like,
this guy's here to meet a 14-year-old boy, ladies and gentlemen.
Like, they'll put his picture up on the screen.
And the crazy part was one time they just, he happened to be with his son, who
I guess was underage or whatever, or his, you know, or some kid that he met.
And they just pan over to this kid.
And everybody's like, oh, I hope it's his son.
You should do a kiss cam.
Oh, yeah.
You should do a kiss cam and then we'd go to a hot lady and go with, just it's
you and her.
And then you just keep putting on a disguise and scooting around the place.
Yeah.
Like, uh-oh.
Well, there was that, there's that, that thing happened where a guy, he kept
setting his body up on the kiss cam.
So he would, he had a, he knew the guy run the kiss cam.
So he was like, dude, Jeremy, I'll be in, you know.
Yeah, right.
In 12M, just light me up, homie.
I'm going to sit by something, I'm going to sit by something cute.
Cute.
And his buddy, they have like, there's a, over like 11 games, they kept, they
kept finding him like sitting by cute girls.
He was smooching.
Yeah.
Some of them didn't kiss him.
Some of them didn't, they didn't like him.
But some of them liked him.
Dude, I saw a comment on, this is random.
I saw a comment on our video we just did on Sunday Conversation that said, me
and you have, me and you have the exact opposite facial hair.
I'm looking at you thinking about it right now.
That's hilarious, dude.
That's pretty true, man.
Oh, I think you definitely seem, you have very like Nordic Native American,
what's that place where they all meet up, the bikers meet up?
Oh, Myrtle Beach.
Yeah, you have very Nordic.
You look like a, kind of a really hot chick in Myrtle Beach, dude, I think, but
at like a biker place.
Biker week.
Yeah, biker week.
Which one, though?
Huh?
He cares, huh?
I think a lot of dudes, they'll be like, oh, that fucking hot chick's got a
mustache.
Greta Thunberg, you already said it.
We are not, they're killing our baby bears.
How old is she now?
Bring her up.
Dude, he hasn't brought up anything you've told him to bring up yet.
I know.
That's a fucking unbelievable.
I said bring up a picture of the Easter Mexican Easter bunny.
Dude, it's kind of crazy because the Mexican Easter bunny, he pops into your
place looking
for eggs.
You know what I'm saying?
What do you mean?
Like some bunny, like in America, he hires the eggs, he brings them.
Mexico, he fucking show up at your place.
He's like, donde esta mi huevos?
So I think it's a little bit different.
It's a little bit more invasive.
It's a little bit more, like look at him right there.
He's like, kind of like the Michael Myers of chocolate.
Like down there, I think he has.
They're not, they're not hoping he comes, I think.
That's what I think.
Oh my God.
They're just like, oh shit, this is just another white guy trying to colonize
our shit, you
know?
But if the black Easter bunny comes, dude.
Oh bro.
It'll come the day after Easter.
He'll get out of, he'll get out, he'll get out of his fucking truck, he'll be
like, oh
Sherman, lady as fuck.
Dang, bro.
Dude, what did you say when we were in, when we were hunting and you were
talking about,
you're never going to remember.
You said the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you were going to put in
your stand-up.
I did?
You always say that though.
You're like, let me say that.
And then I can't.
Oh yeah.
And then we forget about it.
You should have to start writing stuff down.
You do, you write stuff down.
Yeah, I write it down too.
It doesn't help.
You got to be able to read it.
That's the trick, man.
That's the trick about writing, dog.
You learn to write, but can you read?
There's a lot of fucking people, bro, that write all kinds of shit, but then
they fucking
just kind of be like, you know what I'm saying?
Run out of gas.
Caleb Presley, what's going on, man?
Sunday conversation, we just got to do it, dude.
Thank you for having me back.
It's your own show now, so you guys are free from Barstool.
Yep.
My contract ran out at the end of last year, so January 1.
Me, Glenny Balls, came with me.
And then I have a producer, Kelsey, and then editor and shooter, Tom.
So they're my little company, and then we have like the same freelance people
that we
always work with.
So we really have like a team of seven that's kind of like our little squad.
Yeah.
It was good, man.
I felt like it was the same.
Everything felt exactly kind of the same.
We did it in the exact same location in chairs.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah, that was fun, dude.
And you guys just did, who else have you done recently?
Did you have some episodes you've done that aren't going to come out yet?
We just did Morgan Wallen.
I don't know when this comes out, but we did Morgan yesterday.
That'll come out this weekend, so I don't know if this is coming out.
Oh, so that'll already be out then?
Okay.
Because it'll come out, I think, next week maybe.
We just did Luka.
Oh, Luka, huh?
Yeah, bounced from the playoffs right after.
Oh, he did, huh?
Yeah.
What do you feel like how they did Luka?
Bad.
But, dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for someone who's
making, whatever,
$97 million the next two years, but I think he lost out on like $116 million.
And in his country or whatever, that's crazy.
It's like, you could buy a mountain or something.
Yeah, you'd never have to go back with that amount.
You'd never have to see Slovenia again with $160 million.
Free at last.
Free at last.
Oh, yeah, dude.
That's what's up, bro.
No, it's been good.
I've enjoyed, it's kind of the same thing I was doing when I was at Barstow.
I mean, it's pretty much exactly the same thing, just doing Sunday Conversation.
Plus, I'm like, I did Drewski's show, which was fun.
Just like one-off kind of collaborations.
Oh, yeah.
Who was that little?
Bambi.
Oh, was that who?
It was a little McNugget.
She looked like Glenn Big Baby Davis.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
He's in jail.
Is he?
Yeah.
Free Big Baby.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, she looked like she'd been behind bars, alcohol serving places.
Yeah.
She looked like she'd been behind bars a couple times, you know?
Yeah, she's from Memphis.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, she's great.
She's pregnant, too.
Is she pregnant?
She's pregnant, and a lot of people don't know if it's Drewski's or not.
No way.
Yeah, man, I also don't know.
I don't think it is.
It's probably not.
Wow.
But also, I don't know Drewski that well.
Exactly.
I know him pretty well.
That's it.
Well, dude, I've heard all types of things about Drewski, and I won't say any
of them, but
a lot of people say that he's mixed or whatever.
Yeah, I met his parents, and they're both black, and I still have been hearing
that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, one of his parents will even be like, I think he's mixed.
