Name: Lewis Capaldi | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #597
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Lewis Capaldi | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #597

i've got some new tour dates that i'm telling you about here um i'll be in winnipeg
canada
los angeles california anaheim oceanside and calgary canada that is the end of
that tour i
got to take some time off um to take care of myself and so i'm looking forward
to that you
can get tickets at theovon.com slash t-o-u-r uh thank you guys so much for the
support
and i look forward to seeing you guys soon today's guest is a singer songwriter
out of scotland
he just made a triumphant return to glastonbury after taking some time off to
focus on himself
he has a new song called survive which is out now streaming everywhere i'm
grateful for today's
guest he's a class lad mr lewis cupaldi
i feel like i'm in the thing
i feel like i've stepped through the screen do you know i mean here we are oh
here we are
like a lot of class class class lads yeah it's hard to understand i feel like
it's hard to
understand the scottish sometimes yeah i'd say it's the hardest that because we've
not got the
international identity that irish people have right i mean so everyone kind of
knows the irish accent
but i feel like scotland is like ireland's sort of like ugly little sister oh
no one really like
do you know i mean people we don't have that sort of like international thing
but yeah ireland has
that thing like the you know they have like the um leprechaun or whatever yeah
do you guys have a
version of the leprechaun i guess like william wallace is like the only oh he's
a powerful
leprechaun then oh yeah yeah exactly yeah big man yeah big man thing yeah i
wonder who the irish
version of the leprechaun just like a regular guy that needs help probably
it's just like a guy that just like it can't get his grandmother on the phone
or something
oh dude good to see you today man good to see you too man thank you for having
us thank you for
all the beautiful music man thank you no i'm uh yeah that's why that's what i
do i appreciate it
thanks for all the laughs okay we're even
uh it's cool how something can cross like to a total different culture i mean
that's kind of
fascinating you know that i could go to scotland and have people come see a
show and that you could
come here and have people yeah man it's it's wild especially because i don't
think you ever
well i don't know about you but like i never get into this thinking about like
i never assumed that i
would be in america doing things like this or like people would come see shows
or anything like that
so yeah it's mad it's just like it always feels like a bit of a blessing yeah
coming over here and
doing this too in a dream sometimes it feels like i think or i don't does it
ever feel to you like
you're living in a dream kind of in a way yeah for sure i think um especially
like i took two years
off there and like i was sort of loving this sort of mundane day-to-day oh yeah
life but uh it was
just uh so it was weird now being back but being back in it all sort of the
last few weeks has been
um a bit of a mad yeah it's like a yeah it feels out of body and a bit strange
but i'm loving it
yeah it's great it's the best and you did uh did you do good morning america i
did just this morning
oh yeah i've been up since four oh yeah that's early as early but kind of jet
lagged so i kind
of kind of played into my my hand it evens out maybe they should call it
goodbye america i feel
like we're what's going on oh yeah oh we're about to get on a boat and come
back
where's the port oh there i am oh that was you today that's literally me
earlier on wearing yeah
wearing a nice green jacket oh that's beautiful and who's the ginger there on
the on the uh
that's my that's my piano player aiden oh sorry aiden aiden yes yes he's very
okay good we've
classified him then yeah no but he's uh he had good man i uh it's like the scarlet
letter of haircuts
i feel like being a ginger you know exactly he's uh he's maybe the most red-headed
guy i've ever met
wow yeah and is he a scotsman he is a scotsman they're all scott well the
drummer my drummer is
a very posh english man named freddy oh yeah i know i know it's but it's quite
it was a weird thing
we looked for a drummer for a long time and he was like uh we we kind of went
through it was like
speed date went for a lot of different traumas and it was like this really posh
english guy that fit in
with these sort of normal um scottish man so it's been lovely oh there he is
that's freddy oh there
he is this is well good how quick you guys are in there and he's doing well
look at him yeah he's
doing he's doing very well just had a little child a little baby oh god well
about a year ago now so um
she's uh yeah she's a she's nice i mean she's fine i mean i don't know baby as
babies go i don't know
her yeah as babies go yeah she doesn't say much yeah yeah she emails late at
night though yeah yeah
she gets on that laptop occasionally rattle off she'll fire off a few emails
yeah yeah um
yeah dude i've been to scotland before we did glasgow and did a show over there
yes
uh how how did you find it oh it was quite it reminded me a bit of like uh a
lot of people
like day labor like kind of like contractor type of people like a proper like
working class working
class blue blue collar yeah over here yeah oh yeah down and dirty or like a
dark blue yeah navy navy
yeah definitely uh i mean guys some of them they would you know one of them
would talk and one of
them would whistle just like unique you know like one guy you had to tickle
them to get the truth
out of them you know just a lot of like special just unique folks yeah yeah it's
a it's a great place
i love glasgow i don't like i kind of split my time now between glasgow and london
but uh
yeah i always miss it when i go yeah it's just a different sort of um
yeah different type of person that you get maybe and the london's and oh yeah
dude they're a bit more
refined there they're a bit more like uh kind of like you see like those nutcrackers
at christmas
and they're all like polished and yeah yeah you know they have like a nice hat
and like a little
thing yeah yeah like your cat williams yeah yeah yeah they're a bit more cat
williams over there in
london yeah and then you get to scotland and it's just some guy fucking licking
a pitchfork you
know yeah exactly hoping for the best i love that yeah i love that shit man
yeah it's pretty special
but yeah it's a great place glasgow been there but you're in you're in nashville
now yeah i live
in nashville now yeah i love nashville we're going there on wednesday this wednesday
i think so yeah
oh christ yeah i'll be gone yeah i don't know just that we're here now we're
here now enjoying this
and the chelsea this is it yeah the chelsea hotel a famous place yeah um yeah
so many interesting people
we interviewed actually in this room craig from craigslist the guy that started
craigslist yeah
and how's he oh he is he's got a he just a lot going on a lot i mean think of
all the things that
are passing through you got a used car you have somebody you know selling
homemade narcan you got
a lot of you know you got a lot of in your inbox yeah yeah of course did he
still has he sold
it or does he still own it he has a partial ownership i believe this is correct
he has a partial
ownership but he's not active with it anymore sure right okay and now he's just
like a philanthropist
but he was a very unique man craig newmark was his name craig newmark yeah
shout out craig yeah yeah
we wouldn't see craig we'd say craig oh craig craig craigslist that'd be called
oh craigslist
oh that sounds even more creepy yeah yeah yeah that's connections it sounds
like yeah you might
meet a dentist in the dark yeah yeah craig craig yeah and what does craig mean
does it mean something
in i don't know i just uh it's the name uh i think i don't know if it's like uh
i don't know if it's uh
if it has any true meaning or anything like maybe warrior craig oh oh craig
there you are yeah he
once called me a loser on his podcast oh damn paul really he said say that he
said i actually quite
like paul craig but he said i should uh lose weight and that i was a loser dude
if he lost weight he'd be
a loser yeah exactly yeah the biggest loser yeah don't give him the title
before yeah but i saw the
clip but um uh paul uh congratulations on everything sorry about what happened
at the last uh yeah see
sorry lewis isn't enough for you but yeah sorry bro sorry man yeah yeah yeah paul
craig no but that
would be craig yeah craig yeah anyway paul craig yeah yeah dude the scots man
they're fascinating
they're just fascinating you'd almost like i wouldn't be surprised if you was
in the u.s
you know or and you're in a zoo and they had a couple in there somewhere like
you know they're
taking care of it yeah yeah yeah drinking sort of like they're healthy in there
yeah yelling at you
yeah yeah screaming at the fences and stuff like that yeah exactly yeah yeah it
sounds that sounds
like us we're singing like a good um do they have like a lot of good like scottish
songs and stuff
a flower of scottland when will we see your lake again and fought and died for
your wee bit hill and
glen that stood against him proud edward's army and sent him home to think
again come on yeah yeah that's
that's that's us that's that's one that's a good one that we've got we've also
got um what's your
name ali bali ali bali b sitting on your mommy's knee that's a good one yeah i
don't know where that
when it goes after that well that one ends in the courts i think it sounds like
yeah exactly that
sounds like a domestic dispute kind of you know but yeah i just i think yeah
the the most fascinating
kind of like scotland it's like the diy england yeah yeah exactly yeah it's
like we'll figure it
out yeah we'll we'll be fine up there but although we did uh not to get into
independence and now we
did vote vote vote to not leave the england people think scottish people hate
english people but it's
not true i love i love english people yeah i love i love them so much yeah i
don't i know i don't have
anything against english people yeah in fact um i love love them if i saw them
i would definitely pat
them on the back yeah give them a part of the back and uh like a little like
one of those little like
love taps and like on the back on the back on the back side on the yeah send
them on the way on the
low back yeah just the low back yeah consensually yeah of course yeah it seems
like there's a lot more
you have to be very consensual over there yeah yeah i think everywhere it's
good to be consensual
good call sorry yeah just and that's not gonna age well uh still but in scotland
it's just a bit
more like whose tit is this you know kind of and it's on your mate half the
time yeah yeah exactly yeah
and a man's tits as well it's always a man's tits yeah we're talking about men
ladies yeah we're talking
about men's tits yeah relax it's not always about your tits you know you don't
think some of us are
wearing brassieres now they have that shea gilgus alexander just had a brassiere
on the other day
one of the most uh famous basketball players in the united states is that a
thing that i can pull up
a gander at this yeah he was wearing a men's brazier lovely stuff is that like
what is the
but yeah beautiful i mean it's coming i guess things are what is the what is
the
the use in that because he doesn't look like he's packing heat i mean i bet i
haven't seen this is as
as much of his as i've seen yeah i'm gonna just you know based on charts i've
seen online i bet he's
doing okay yeah yeah for sure yeah i think uh yeah i don't know i think maybe
times are changing i don't
know yeah it looks i mean hey yeah fair play fair play that's what that's what
i always say fair play to
these brazilian men yeah that's what they say um are you feeling okay yeah i
feel great doing good yeah
i feel relaxed and chilled good man what is um celsius so celsius is our
sponsor and this is i mean this
will definitely it that it just gets you kind of going you know yeah yeah i'm