Name: The Rizzler | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #600
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Rizzler | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #600' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-05. Transcript available.

The Rizzler | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #600

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today's guest is a young king young king he's a creator he's an actor he's a renaissance
man he can
kind of dance a little bit you've seen him pretty much everywhere he's been on
a legendary run some
people say he's only six years old some people say he's seven million years old
we'll see what we can
find out this kid's got it all today's guests out of the northeast is the rizzler
all right fellas if you need us don't need us you feel me
all right dude i freaking hate it i'll tell you this straight up dude like what
i hate is when
like if i'm doing something at home and my mom needs me
i was i was in a match of fortnite i was i was the there was there was top
three i was the third
person left and then guess what my mom calls me down right she'll go clean the
dishes right and guess
what i didn't know where she distracted me i got a head shot by a sniper and
did she take any
responsibility for it no what and then i went downstairs and she was cleaning
the dishes already
so she didn't even need your help no oh why do they choose to operate like that
she was like oh i
always have to do everything in this house oh yeah i just took a freaking slug
to the head
you know you just got domed out over there like god oh but that's the worst
dude my mom will be like
and you're just like so furious yeah and you can't pause it you can't just
pause your can you pause your
guy if you're like you can't what do you tell the other guys well well actually
if you have a mic you're
like like if you're only allowed to like talk to people if you have a mic okay
like basically like
this got it i have like like the exact same mic at my house okay yeah in my
room so so when you're
playing fortnite you can just use your mic you tell the guys but what do you
tell them if your mom's
calling like do you like well usually in the match you're not allowed only the
people that are on your
team because like you there's a friends list of people you can invite to your
party and whoever's
on your team to help you kill the other people like there's squads solos duos
trios got it and but
what do you like if your mom's yelling i mean what do you do when you get down
there do you express
frustration do you tell her hey or do you just you got to listen to mom i like
i listen but like i'm
like after this match right after this match after this after that it never
ends though you know
life huh dude my freaking mom one time we had help her paint her car or
whatever because she got she
like i'm not gonna say she she did like a crime not a crime whatever but anyway
we had help her paint
her car and we didn't know how to paint we didn't know early children you know
really yeah so but
she's okay she's doing fine now but um dude i saw superman yesterday you saw
the movie yeah oh i want
to see it so bad you do yeah it's 3d it is yeah have you seen a 3d movie before
i have i've seen like
at least four or five 3d movies and would you think when you see them what do
you think do you think
it's worth it do you think it's whatever would you think i think it's worth it
yeah i've seen inside
out 3d i've seen avatar i've seen uh lion king that was 3d um well i'm gonna
see superman so that's
gonna be 3d and then and then what's the other one but i don't know i can't
tell if i mind it or
because when it's 3d really if you take the glasses off and you look at the
screen it's just
like blurry yeah but you can like still see the movie yeah yeah yeah but yeah
yeah yeah you're
right you're right uh yeah but i don't know i i don't want to tell you what
happens but it was a
it was pretty cool i guess there's like a i mean it was good i mean you get all
the flying scenes you
know where he's just like flying i really want to see fantastic four the new
one i haven't seen a lot
of these superhero movies really yeah i saw thunderbolts that was really good
bring up a picture of
thunderbolts let me get a gander at this i'm not even familiar with it it's a
new marvel movie
what do you recommend when it comes down to it oh this is it right here yeah oh
yeah it's basically
the new avengers because all the avengers basically died oh gosh yeah this
looks like avengers like
narcan version and you see that girl in the middle yeah that is uh black widow
that's her sister oh
really yeah this definitely seems like people that have been in treatment or
whatever but now they
have more power yeah man when it comes down to you for dc or marvel where do
you go man where do
your loyalties lie and it's okay but if i'm if i want to see like like a calm
like superhero movie i'll
go dc if i want to see like action-packed more like superhero movie i'll go
marvel yeah because like
marvel is usually more actions right yeah i mean superman was super it was like
just crazy almost at
some points are like too much action okay can we have a couple minutes without
action i can't even eat my
popcorn kind of thing you know and also i heard a lilo and stitch there's
literally it's 3d and you're
you're like when you're when something shakes in the movie you shake oh i like
that and when you go
when someone goes in the water you get sprayed by water i want that i would
love that just to have
like some like you know have something happen in the movie and then you get to
feel it right there
that's pretty cool it reminds me like whenever i went to disney world have you
been there no what
sorry i thought you'd have been no it's fine and look and look and i don't yeah
it's not
everybody's been i shouldn't act like everybody's been have you discussed it at
all with your folks
um well um i mean when i go to disney world like if i go there i'm probably
gonna get swarmed by people
but oh yeah you know you're kind of used to might have to wear a mask huh yeah
or like a beard or
something like that yeah you know i saw what was the picture the other day i
saw of you in a um
there you are right there yeah the freaking who is that dj cali oh dj cali baby
the rizzler and
the palace stizzler right there dude that's awesome now bro if you wore that
you think anybody's
nobody's clocking you on that not a chance you're like oh look that's a 38 year
old guy
from outside of trenton who's doing his best obviously his wife left him you
know and he's yeah
he's got some glandular issues that's all they would think is that he's just
you know it's kind
of like a yeah yeah a guy doing his best his shoes are actually kind of fine i
agree 100 yeah and they
match well very stylish too he almost looks a little bit like adam sandler
disguised doesn't he in this
picture thank you he looks like adam sandler disguised as dj cali yeah thank
you dude that's
the kind of i've been saying that kind of stuff um what else dude you know i
saw you at that restaurant
one time at craig's you remember that oh yeah that was the first time i met you
yeah you're right
right there yeah good memory dude and you were up i'm not gonna i'm not trying
to rat you out or
whatever but you were up at i mean it was like 10 p.m yeah well now my bedtime
is one o'clock in the
morning so what what are you a union worker what are you talking one god and i'll
be on i mean i saw
you i didn't i don't know i saw you at the restaurant and you were drinking
soda past 10 p.m yeah
that's why i went to bed at three o'clock in the afternoon okay okay yeah yeah
they do have very
strong soda over there i mean they had strong soda dude yeah you didn't blink
for like 11 minutes i was
talking to you yeah but that's what it is right so the bedtime has been fluctuating
a little bit huh
yeah yeah and do you choose the bedtime or do your parents choose it what's it
like
well really i choose my bedtime but like really when my parents go to sleep i
go to sleep because
like usually i have to go to bed well walk like to what i have to go to i have
to watch a movie before
i go to bed i can't like not go to bed without watching something at all for
sure yeah but if i'm like
like like super tired i just like go on my bed and i close my eyes and then and
i just fall asleep yeah
now if your parents try to say you need to go to bed now do you stand on rizness
what do you do with
them um i go to bed yeah yeah respectfully but if i wake up in the middle of
the night and i can't go back to
put um go back to bed i go play fortnite so hey yeah tomato tomato one time i
played fortnite for until
uh when i forgot when was it but it was saturday till one o'clock in the
morning so basically all day oh my
god and do you take any breaks or whatever even urinate um yeah okay yeah i don't
want you sitting
there in a diaper or something playing i'm saying because you know you got some
of these crazy people
show me some of those kids in asia and they're playing they won't even they're
wearing diapers so
they don't have to get up and leave the console
it's crazy it's a lot i can't play a match by myself in fortnite you can't yeah
i can't yeah it's too
hard it's too hard but at least you know your limitations right that's very
important dude um
let's get into a little bit of your history and your lore and your origin story
if you don't mind
where'd the risler begin how did it start well so i came home one day right and
i told my dad
dad i want to make a video so then i made a video and i said this had to do the
face of a risler and
i did this and yeah that and then that's just now what did dad do after you
said that because
one thing i do notice that's very um i think it's really special about you and
your father as a viewer
and as a fan is you guys seem to have a really good relationship you know you
could tell he's very
supportive he loves his son right he thinks his son is awesome yeah and i think
that that's really cool
to see in the world you know but now when you ask him to record that video is
he right there is he
telling you to do different edits or he kind of did you guys was it one shot
one kill it was done
well yeah yeah so you guys just got it done yeah wow but uh like like say he
wanted to do a video and
i was like i'm kind of tired right now i don't really want to do the videos no
like we don't
have to but like sometimes like yeah you gotta do it yeah because you just feel
it inside of you you
gotta do what do you feel like the the fans want it or you just think you have
a good idea like what
like when when when are the times you feel like you gotta do one um i gotta do
a video like if i
i gotta do a video like if i'm at a cool event yeah or like if i meet like
someone famous
yeah do something cool memorialize it yeah yeah i like that i've seen some of
the great videos you
have with your bicycling tricks you know yeah bmx tricks yeah right there and
this is great right
here that's my beautiful bike right there oh that thing's nice huh who got you
that um i got it at
walmart with my grandma and grandpa oh that's nice are they good people yeah
nice what's your grandfather's
name do you know joe yeah grandpa joe i love it yeah the first trick i'm gonna
do is the no hander
that helmet i also got at walmart oh i can tell that it's it's supposed to be a
dirt bike helmet but
oh one hand oh hey switched it up boy
more leaf clover the fully clover oh my god that's just for uh st patty's day
that one brother
that's only for st patty's now do you have any new bike tricks up your sleeve
do you think we'll see
any more like so i've been practicing a new bike move it's kind of easy now it's
like you ride the bike
you go really fast and then you slowly let go you have to keep your balance
both hands yeah both hands
and what that's it yeah but that's it but if i feel like i'm starting to fall i
grab back on yeah
respect nice so do you think we'll see that maybe this summer into the summer
sometime yeah you haven't
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