Name: The Pursuit | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #629
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Pursuit | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #629' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-18. Transcript available.

The Pursuit | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #629

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hat which is just a little apartment for your head go on there theo von store.com
and if you don't
need a hat don't even worry about it and um thank you guys so much uh happy
holidays lord i got some
things i need to say lord i got some things i need to say the studs man
everybody saw that beautiful
they had a lesbian lady and it was kind of a little kind of a little chocolatey
lesbian out there and
she was helping people get to heaven
she is that willy wonka she's that kind of lesbian willy wonka and she's
helping people get to heaven
baby praise god i loved seeing that play it up a little bit if we can show that
okay you can't win
okay a truck went by right there that's nothing twin
dang bro that's what's up baby and that's what's beautiful about the world that's
beautiful look at that
lesbians helping people get to heaven that's where we are it's a lesbian heaven
baby that's what it is a thug
holiday it's um it's december 2025 and i'm grateful to sit here with you today
and to uh
have a moment of each other's time i really am and yeah back in the day a
lesbian where
were lesbians allowed to help people get to heaven i would say no you would see
lesbians high-fiving each
other you would see lesbians they were untickleable that was a thing you could
tell if you tickled a
woman and they didn't and they didn't laugh but they had just gotten like a a
fade a boozy fade
those were kind of giveaways at the time but now things are different
yeah just yeah it just feels like there's things you want to yell at the
heavens
and i'll expound on that i'll get into that a little bit me
we're going to get you some of you guys's calls um i'm happy to have this time
um
and yeah i i know people uh congratulations to anybody who's coming off um like
a sober october
you know i know there's that there's um no nut november um 40 fart march if
anybody did that this year
um which is pretty fun people don't do it much but it's you know trying to fart
just 40 times
in march and nighttime doesn't count nighttime doesn't count so yeah that's uh
though you don't tally
those but um what else there's yeah movember where you don't shave or whatever
for hiv or whatever
there's um what 11 june is another one if you've never you want to make your
own vietnam baby try an 11
shit june try an 11 june um and do not try do not try to do not this is not
advice we're just saying
these are things people do i'm not telling anybody to go do it now if you do do
uh an 11 sj and you
uh do do duties in the middle of the night that counts if you're you know if
you're night
shitting or whatever that that counts those count um but yeah people are are
challenging themselves in
the world you know so it's good to know that we are still out there challenging
ourselves uh as humans
as humans that exist um so congratulations to anybody that's going through that's
been through
any of those things this year um and you start to you start to wonder you start
to wonder like
why why does it feel like maybe our country is like we're losing or we're
falling behind or as humans
that uh we might be overtaken by robots and then you realize oh i i know why
because we're doing an 11
june like we're doing no nut um november you know that's what we're focusing on
or like a 2000 step uh timber you know some people do did i know 2000 step
timber and that's kind of
crazy we only do 2000 steps in that month that's pretty cool um there's
different ones out there i'd
love to know more of them if you know some uh drop those off in the hotline 985-664-9503
let me know
some of the challenges that uh you and your friends have been putting
yourselves through over time
um but yeah happy to be alive here still in america and one thing that i
learned this year that was
that i thought was interesting or that i uh that i um listened about was uh
ken burns when he came on and he was talking about the declaration of
independence and he was talking
about the american revolution and he said that like the declaration of
independence was it's just a it's
like it's not it's def it's definitive but only as long as it's taken care of
right it's like it's not
guaranteed throughout time that there's going to be in america or that these
are the the laws and
the ways that things are going to be so yeah it's like i think i just all
always thought that america
was guaranteed that's what i thought i thought oh well america yeah it's
guaranteed right we're this
will always be here whether we say it's good things are good in america or
things are bad in america
that it will always be there and then you start to realize well that's not the
truth there's nothing
that says america has to be there forever you know as much as it would be hard
for us to conceptualize
that that's that that that america disappearing or being taken over or um
renamed basically uh like
or having a merger um is far-fetched it's not it's not impossible because it's
not a guaranteed thing
right the declaration of independence it's a it's a hopeful letter to the
future it's a um it's almost
like we we look at the declaration of independence more like a receipt than
like a um like a worksheet
that's what i think of or just as america that way um and i'm not trying to get
real high brow like i
know that like uh this is how we need to be or anything like that i'm just i'm
kind of thinking
of just how i have taken it for granted just how it's like this thing won't
always be here unless we
protect it um now what gets scary is when the america that we believe is one
way starts to change
and then you're like well what am i protecting
and i think that's also some of the place where we are right now
um but yeah i i just was like yeah i've always kind of just assumed america
would be here that it would
be this steadfast thing but that's not the truth it's you know throughout time
places have changed and
they've been overtaken and they've um had different rulers from different
places come in
um i'm sure there's been a lot of places have been sold out from under their
feet
so i don't know just thinking about that not trying to get into like a negative
space about it
but just like that having in america is an active thing it's not a
passive thing and that's scary and then also though it's exciting
because there is some challenge like okay how do i contribute instead of just
um
assume
so those are just some some stuff i'm thinking about and uh yeah i've had a
tough time like keeping some
of my thoughts organized um recently uh and so i'm just doing my best um
what else have i've been thinking about uh
i think i i've been thinking about like how much
you know the person i would like to be in the person that i am
and the distance between those two
and how much do i
how much do i really how much do i really want to be the the best version of
myself
i think i want to but i guess how much work do i want to put in
like here i am with all this gift of just of being alive right of being alive
of being able to like
exist in the universe i can smell things if somebody's cooking muffins i can um
smell it
i can make macaroni i can go for a walk i can look at my neighbor um
yeah there's all these little things you can do for that are like make you
alive and then it's like
yeah sometimes i just i just get comfortable
so yeah i think i've just been thinking about well how
how much more on like am i willing to get more uncomfortable
to see if i can be more
and just yet to get to know myself more um
yeah and then what am i afraid of something if i don't do that
you know there's practices in like just like um my dating life or my like time
scheduling
or my organization all those types of things where i could be doing you know um
where i could be
doing better you know to have just like better sense of integrity with myself
um
and yeah those it's like but sometimes i want to take the easy way out or i
just want to
uh
do what feels good or
yeah and and i'm not being super hard on myself i'm just thinking like
i guess how many times do i want to go in some of these patterns where i don't
get a different outcome
um
yeah so i guess i'm just thinking about that as the year ends and we're coming
into a new year
and uh and then like realistically challenging myself
yeah because i don't want to set myself up for just for failure and then i don't
want to be too hard
on myself um so what are some realistic ways to challenge myself um so yeah i'm
not looking for any
self-pity or anything like that i'm just thinking out loud you know i fell into
a weird spot in this
show over the past few years where i used to just think out loud and then uh
and then i started fearing that a lot of it was self-pity so yeah just i'm just
grateful to be
thinking out loud i'm grateful to have some time to think out loud and i'm
going to try to meditate
more in the coming month and that's going to help me have some more peace of
mind
and that will give my brain a little bit more time to feel relaxed and to
be able to have thoughts in uh be less reactive and more um more uh responsive
but not reactive
um so i'm looking forward to that um is any of this any of this uh this
communication making sense
trevin today yeah for sure okay i mean it even ties back to uh the ken burns
episode i mean it's a
like in the declaration it's the pursuit of happiness it's a pursuit you know
oh that's
what they say in it yeah it's the pursuit of happiness right it's like like
yeah america wasn't
guaranteed right um and it's the pursuit of happiness and it but it's yeah it's
something that it's not
guaranteed it's like it has to continually be achieved um and in the end the
revolution was by the people
uh and it was it has to be achieved by uh like it's like never before in america
as i felt like that
we have to be the ones to uh pick ourselves up pick our neighbors up and our
friends up and um
and and
and do better
uh by ourselves and by each other and just or just continue to do
right um yeah just continue to do that this is a doing um so yeah i don't know
maybe i'm seeming
crazy but i just that's some stuff that's been on my mind do you think anybody
else thinks about that
trevin definitely i do every day thanks man yeah thanks for helping me today
dude i just feel like yeah
it's just a lot man it's a lot um
yeah man sometimes it's just a lot
and then it's also kind of scary when you realize this isn't guaranteed
you're like you know we've been walking around kind of big backing with the
american flag in my
generation in my lifetime like damn we've been we've been out there big backing
you know we had michael
jardin and then went over there and beat the chopsticks off them dogs over
there you know
like it in the uh dream team you know i'm saying we've had you know i'm saying
we've always been like
america but then you start to realize that a lot of the sports all that's just
that's just uh
that's the fun that's the comfort food the truth is just like you know is this
going to continue
is this still going to be who's this going to be owned by what's this how is
this going to be operated
anyway grateful to be able to think out loud thank you guys for listening to me
thanks for being a part
of um uh this podcast we got to be um and thanks trevin i appreciate it man um
and congratulations
dude we got to be on the podcast charts for spotify uh so i want to thank
everybody that helped us make
the charts just by paying attention at all or listening or even looking at a um
social media thing
or um calling in uh letting us be a part of your life and letting us be a part
of our lives uh and um
yeah i don't know i feel sad all of a sudden for some reason kind of
trying to think a while a little bit let me think