Name: Kevin James | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #638
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kevin James | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #638' from Theo Von on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-09. Transcript available.

Kevin James | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #638

today's guest is a comedian and an actor uh you'll know him from everywhere
from uh grown-ups
king of queens chuck and larry paul blart um his new movie is out that's right
now in theaters
it's called solo mio and uh it's it's great if you want to go check it out but
right now
let's get to know mr kevin james
that's my coffee cup right there con dios todos es posible posible it is yeah
what is the middle
word todo es todo es todo es everything is that's cool with god everything is
possible
what does yours say mine's pretty uh
i just have no answers that's that's what it comes down to oh yours is one of
those mad lib mugs
each day is something different that's not italian but that's that's almost
sounds a little bit italian
like your movie it does it is uh very close uh deal deal like rodney james deal
like lock up the
wolves yes yes but much different yeah you ever listen to that i remember him i
mean he was crazy
right yeah i'm sure he's yelling lock up the wolves yeah yeah that's true that's
right you can't not be
crazy and you'll lock up the wolves god that album my brother used to beat me
to his music um that makes
it makes sense you remember your first concert ever no yeah it was kiss oh i
saw kiss in uh uh it was like
right after i think uh
maybe after kiss alive it was like it was after that or destroy one of them
early early albums and i went
with my buddy and i remember my buddy uh broke his arm and he wasn't going to
be able to go but we
convinced him to go he was in a cast so i was there with my mother and his
mother and he was just rocking his
his cast the whole night to kiss it was fun god that's good it was a good one
there was nothing
like that time when you were going to a freaking concert oh yeah when you were
just a kid and so
like you got like if the air hits you and it was dope in it it just hit you
everything was weird
everything was crazy did what was your first concert i went to uh oh marilyn
manson and it was yeah they
had a guy in our town and he took us over there me and the other young kid
dropped us off you were there
just with his with me my buddy this guy dropped us off this religious guy or
whatever
he dropped you off religion yeah he had a car religion he had a car i don't
know
last baptist i think i have no idea what he was i don't know man he's dropping
you over marilyn manson
nothing decent oh dude did he take off fast like was he like you go yeah he
drove in a convertible
oh wow yeah he dropped us off he said he said he could get us tickets there and
we'd heard a couple
of their songs and we were into them and we were underage when we got in but it
was like
being in a concert when you were a kid and everything was going on if you were
young it was kind of wild
because you were kind of free in this place that was caged there was music you
know sometimes it was
like pot in the air you know just like a lot you know people were like a lot of
new stimulus yeah
right a lot of weird stuff that you you know you're a little bit scared right
yeah you're a little bit
scared but you're excited yes and then if you get you know somebody passes you
something or your buddy
brought something or whatever then you're getting lifted and now dude one time
we ate something i don't
know what we had or some you know we caught a whiff or something and we might
have brought it with us
and lit it up but whatever it was it got into us not me and dude i couldn't
like i couldn't see
anymore right and i was like oh but i still had to pee okay that's one thing i
noticed if you can't see
you still have to if you yeah one doesn't stop the other yeah right i don't
know i never got lifted
but if i couldn't see and i had to pee how did you do it did you have did you
just kind of walk out
with a friend i remember the direction where you were i remember the direction
of the back of the
venue and i put my hands like this right oh wow and uh and i was going back and
i remember feeling
like a badge and i was feeling like a cop i'm sure he liked that oh dude i'm so
glad he didn't
like you know yeah he recognized it i was yeah i wasn't doing well yeah yeah he
saw you were in a
bad way and he helped you yeah and i went into the bathroom i thought i was a
raccoon whatever dude
yeah that was a long night anyway kevin james good to see you man good to see
you yeah you know nice
nice to be here thank you very much thanks for coming man i appreciate it did
you guys go we saw
each other with last night at your uh you showed me and nate bargazzi and some
other friends here in
nashville your movie yeah we just went we went out to dinner yeah we just hung
out had a good night
where'd y'all go oh gosh what was the name of that place it was a gannon gannon
gannon's in nashville
is there on a lake i don't think it was on a lake i mean we didn't take a boat
to get there right we
didn't it was it was yeah it was uh sounds nice yeah it was cool it was a cool
place yeah it was nice
they gave us a little room and uh we just had fun it was prime rib oh it was
everything man it was
good did it have that white sauce with it it did it did what is that it's uh
that's uh it's a it's like a
tartar yeah but it's not it's uh uh it's got a w what is it or a uh horseradish
horseradish not a
w where's the w coming from uh but it's white that's where it comes from w is
white yeah and
it's horseradish and they give you the chunks of horseradish which is like that's
like the the nucleus
of it that's the burning you never what are you talking about now bring up but
we have a natural
horse horseradish in its natural habitat yes yeah and then and then they have a
white like horseradish
sauce that kind of blends it see that's the that's the that's the stuff yeah
god that's good yeah and it
and you spread that over your uh your prime rib oh i love that that thing i
just i never know what
it is but they have it and i love it what's that that oh the horseradish yeah i
know so you've had it
oh yeah but i just forgot i just know what it is but i know you only see what a
cocktail no you see
it with shrimp cocktail too oh that's the same yes it comes out the same way
they give you the chunks
of the thing do you do shrimp cocktail yeah i do some cocktails all the time
the shrimps are hanging
out showing their legs or whatever off the edge of the thing yeah yeah you
split them you pop them
and you dip them in the thing dude i had no idea that was the same thing that's
the that's the that's
the wasabi version of whatever it is for this stuff it's like wasabi it's like
a spicy hit that you do
that it's it's really to get you to forget the fact that you're eating fish
yeah yeah i guess because
some of it doesn't taste great or whatever yes horseradish is a perennial plant
of the family
brusse brusse guys it's not a vegetable it is oh it is a root vegetable
cultivated and used worldwide
as a spice and as a condiment yeah dude i like that man i like it when i just
really but i only see
when prime rib and i guess it always to me that always looked more like a milkier
sauce yeah something
different well there's both there's that that's the the the there's like little
chunks when you see that
and then they give you like it's like a main like a cool whip like a mayonnaise
style that blends
with that you put them both together oh i haven't done and it gives you yeah it's
a good it's a good
cover i'm missing maybe i'm not looking around when i see that yeah but i love
that you get to talk to
the person they cut it yes it's a lot of fun yeah you know it's yeah it's it's
a lot of fun it was uh
it was a good night man we have fun we missed you and thanks for coming yeah
dude it was great to come
over there and see the film and just see the had you seen it a bunch already
yeah i seen a few times
yeah i mean i did you help edit it oh gosh yeah i did everything you know
helping them all on every
step of the way we've been you know babying this thing for for a while now so
it's it's it's i'll keep
seeing it i'm gonna see it again and you know you know it's it's basically just
your baby you know you
you work it and you just kind of try to bring it to everybody and you want it
to be right and i don't
want to you know i want everybody like you i want people to see it to to you
know to see what they
think what they can change it oh yeah but now we're here we felt the magic of
it yesterday man it felt
good it was a love it's a i don't want to give anything away i mean it's a love
story yeah um it's
got some sweet moments uh that were surprises i thought good you know it
definitely made me think
like dang i gotta get uh you gotta get into love man that's what it makes you
feel hopeful that that
that people are getting into love right in italy and in italy yes that it's
honestly that it's never
too late that it's like it really i mean i really i found my wife late with
later in life too uh and it
was it it's one of those things where it's like it's it's possible for all you
know like people
they when they get older they start gripping the bat too tight getting worried
that i'm not with
anybody and so they don't know whether to make that decision jump or what i'm
just going to be alone
and i think when you loosen up and kind of relax and just give yourself up to
you know giving a
a shot you you do better and you know did you feel that ever oh yeah i was
definitely you know i got
married at uh like 39 39 i think yeah and i had my first kid at 40. but uh do
you still have your
wife yeah i met her last night yeah she was there oh yeah yeah yeah good i kept
her i hope that was
her otherwise she wouldn't be happy hearing about no no no no no no that's her
and yeah i mean 21 and
change now 21 years oh yeah yeah it's great four kids it's fun and is your wife
from another country
or parents might be well uh she's filipino and a little bit alaskan indian dude
i love filipinos yeah
you do dude are you kidding me how could you not right dude they're the smiling
people yes very happy
people oh very fun people and they make lumpia them and they make what lumpia
oh i've never
even heard you look up lumpia lumpia is is just like a dip or something it's
like an egg roll from
heaven and you put it in the dip oh and it's nothing like the the horseradish
one it's a beautiful sweetie
spite it can be a little spicy if you want but it's a fun one it's a good it's
a good it wowed me
like you know um yeah i would mule one of those in my ass i think about those
things look good brother
i'll tell you that you know i'm saying but you brought one of those into prison
you could sell
it for a lot i don't know what was going in it a lot went out my ass but uh
yeah oh dude sorry god
no those look that good yeah they're good they're very good there's not a lot
of food you'd put in
you eat you know i'm saying because yes total reverse route that's like when
you see somebody's
driving up the interstate the wrong way you're like what are they doing here
you know how'd you get on this
road yeah yeah it's real good god that's nice yeah see i think if somebody
tricked me enough
with a you know with some sort of fancy little oriental baklava like that
they are you really oh really yeah they could get me to love them more right
you know what i'm saying
if yes if somebody had a recipe of something that you just loved yeah i would
give in more but yeah
filipinos dude ah i wish we were all filipino yeah sure because i think it
would be great it would be
great name 60 bad filipinos i can't name one i don't know any yeah well i
really don't i don't know
what i can't name one so do you are your kids a little bit filipino too they
have to be i hope
because uh that's so good yeah they're fun oh i can't even imagine you should
see them you like
them oh yeah i'd love to see them sometime but yeah the eight yeah i would love
to have an like a
semi-asian or off-asian i don't know exactly what the term is with filipino but
i would love
to have a child like that it's a it's a cute mix it's a fun you kn