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The Adam Friedland Show Episode 102

Music playing.
Music playing.
Yeah, welcome to the Adam Friedland show.
Hold on, hold on. Let me get the spotlight on.
The spotlight, oh, okay.
Are you sure? The new lights set up? I don't know.
I thought it looked good on the last one.
No, no, no. Everybody fucking hated it because the lights were off.
Let me just dial this in.
The lights were on.
No, they just didn't look right, but that's perfect, dude.
All right, yeah.
You look good. All right, let's go.
All right, everyone. Welcome to the Adam Friedland show.
I'm your host, Adam Friedland. We got a guest today.
Hey, Mike Racine from the Alpha Smokes podcast.
We have Irish Mike Racine on the podcast today. Welcome. Thank you.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, I don't know. The chair broke, so I'm just going to chill.
You're going to stay in there?
Yeah, we had another chair, but I think I broke it.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it costs $4,000.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good for you guys.
Yeah, we have four of them, so yeah.
Now, two of them are broken.
Oh, not two. Yeah, the first one I broke when I got here.
Trying to take the glides off. I kind of lost my patience with it.
Actually, Adam, can I just...
How do I...
How does he look, Mike?
Yeah, it's good.
Are you using a comb, or what do you...
I don't have a comb.
It's good that you did that.
All right, thanks.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, so welcome to the Adam Friedland show.
Mike Racine, returning guest.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, thank you. Hopefully, everybody enjoyed the Halloween episode of the show.
We got some great feedback on it.
Yeah.
We appreciate all the feedback.
Two big flaws, so go ahead.
Yeah.
What?
Nothing. Go ahead.
We got some great feedback on our inaugural episode, which was also the
Halloween episode.
I think it's very hot with the light.
I'm sorry, but it's sad already. I can't do anything about it.
The problem is people were upset because, you know, I mean, we spent all this
time building the set.
Everybody loved the set, but we had some issues with the lights, and everybody
hated the intro, so we're going to have to dial those two in.
Yeah.
But once that's good, we're ready to go.
Well, yeah.
I mean, the reviews are out on Rotten Tomatoes, 100%.
Great.
Critics score.
Great.
Yeah. Viewer rating, 12%.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So the critics liked it, but the...
Exactly.
But we're here for the critics.
We're not here for the people.
Absolutely.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pigs don't know what they want.
Well, I wouldn't say pigs.
I'd say swine.
Right.
It's a smarter way of saying pigs.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, but the New Yorker's Richard Brody, he said it was a triumph, actually.
Great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
So he knows what he's talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Nick, you're going to be there?
Yeah.
Well, I don't have a chair, so do you want to just interview Mike?
We got to come on.
We got to get you comfortable interviewing people.
Yeah.
Whatever you guys want to talk about.
I am comfortable.
What are you talking about?
Mike, by chance, have you been in Houston?
In Texas lately?
No.
Oh, okay.
Well, just like a year ago for Skank Fest.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Skank Fest.
How was that?
That was a good time.
It was good.
You didn't go this year?
Yeah.
I saw you there.
We had breakfast together.
That's right.
We did have breakfast.
Okay.
Yeah.
Who else was there?
Ian.
Yeah.
And then I guess Ian's video guy.
That's right.
And then I guess my video guy.
Shout out to Anthony.
Okay.
Yeah.
You have a video guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anthony.
Yeah.
He taped our show in Atlanta.
Oh, that guy's your video guy?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So that was fun.
That guy's your video guy?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So we had a little.
Yeah.
The guy with the glasses.
He's the guy with the glasses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's my video guy.
He's working for you 24 hours.
He's working for me.
Yeah.
Does he have a nickname for you?
He calls you Skip.
No, but that's good.
Yeah.
I like that.
You like Skip.
Boss.
Boss.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People around said at this show, they call me the Grand Poobah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
And do you find that the power is fine?
It doesn't get to your head or anything?
Well, it's an adjustment.
I think this whole thing is an adjustment.
Sure.
Sorry.
I don't want to interrupt, but Adam, do you know, the Grand Poobah, that's like
a real
rank, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's like, uh, and didn't the Grand Poobah do the Holocaust?
No, I don't believe he did.
Yeah, maybe.
That was the Fuhrer.
No, the Grand Poobah.
Isn't there like a Grand Poobah of Palestine?
No, that was the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem who met with Hitler before the
Holocaust.
Oh, okay.
And said, the plans look great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I disagreed.
Yeah.
If I was there, I would disagree.
Yeah.
I'd say, don't, don't.
Yeah, it's funny when you think about like the idea of like, you know, like
killing all
the Jews, like that's not a very good idea.
What do you mean?
It's just not like a smart thing to do.
Yeah, I agree.
It takes a lot of, you know.
Well, I don't think it was ever supposed to be smart.
It was supposed to be like cool and funny.
Funny, yeah.
I don't like all this Holocaust.
I don't know.
Like we keep going back to the Holocaust and in this climate, I don't know.
I don't know if I want to do it anymore.
Okay.
What climate?
I'm sorry.
With the Kanye.
The Kanye stuff, yeah.
Oh, I thought you meant like the weather.
Well, yeah.
We're just talking about it so it doesn't happen again.
Yeah.
I mean, Jews are probably going to be affected by climate change more than
anybody.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Right.
Look at him right now.
He's been under a light for five seconds and he looks like this.
That's how we solve climate change.
They just, there's enough complaints.
Yeah.
Climate change is the new Holocaust.
Yeah.
Hitler's back and this time he's vegan.
Yeah.
Or he works for Axon.
I don't know.
I don't know which way that joke's supposed to go.
Maybe Adam, why don't you take a pass at that?
He's like.
At what?
At climate change.
Climate change is Hitler.
Well, it's the new Holocaust.
Yes.
Because they're raising the temperature and then Jewish people are upset about,
you know what
I mean?
Well, I don't think it's only Jewish people.
All right.
So, anyway, you have this damn climate change thing.
They're saying it's like the new Holocaust.
Yeah.
Because they're raising the temperature.
Right.
And Jews everywhere are complaining.
Yeah.
That it's, that they're getting sunburns.
And.
That's good.
Can we run that again?
Sure.
Do you feel like.
Do you feel like we've been talking about the Holocaust too much?
I feel like we oftentimes do that, but I don't know.
I feel like there are going to be kids watching the recent statements of a hero
of mine, Kanye
West.
Yeah.
And they're going to be like, that's, that's what's up, you know?
Right.
And I'm afraid of that.
Yeah.
Because that's not what's up.
No.
In my opinion.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This might be a good question for Mike is do Italian people feel guilty about
the Holocaust
at all?
Because they helped.
Right.
Helped Hitler.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I think Hitler said that he felt like Mussolini was his only friend.
Really?
I read that in a book.
Yeah.
Oh.
So that's kind of funny.
That's kind of how I feel.
That Hitler's your, that Mussolini's your only friend?
Yeah.
I mean, he's sort of like a Mussolini type.
Adam's like a Mussolini type.
Yeah.
Well, more in the sense that I only have one friend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not Mussolini.
No, I think you're more of a, you're more of a Hitler.
I'm not, I'm neither.
What are you talking about right now?
It's my show.
Yeah, but you're kind of a Hitler.
You're kind of a, you're kind of a Hitler.
Yeah, a little bit.
It seems like there's a lot of rules around here, you know?
What are the rules?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not the one making the rules.
You seem like kind of strict.
I'm strict?
Yeah.
Look at this crap all over the set.
Yeah, you're like, and the lights.
You're like raising your voice.
I'm not at you, you know?
Out of exasperation.
Yeah.
Well, thanks for being here.
I was just trying to find a way to call Adam Hitler.
Yeah, that's all right.
Yeah.
No, look, it's going to take a long time for this show to find its legs.
It's going to, it's going to be a while before, you know, that you can.
But it's fun.
You guys are having fun?
Sure.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
For sure.
I love having fun myself personally.
Right now.
No.
You're not having fun.
No, it's sweltering right now.
How do you feel about the Halloween episode, Adam?
I thought it was good.
Yeah?
Yeah, it was all right.
What did your girlfriend think?
She hasn't watched it yet.
She doesn't listen to the show.
Yeah.
Did you watch it, Mike?
No.
I didn't get a chance to.
Yeah, I don't think anybody watched it.
Yeah.
Nobody watches other people's stuff anyways.
Not really.
Yeah.
No.
No.
Sorry.
I'll watch it when I get home.
Yeah, don't worry, Don.
You don't have to.
It's fine.
Yeah.
I'm sure it was good.
You said people didn't.
No, you said people didn't.
You said people did like it.
The critics liked it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Overwhelmingly.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
It was written up on babe.com.
Yeah, the place where Aziz and Sorry was Me Too'd.
You remember that website?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
They said it was a triumph, actually.
Yeah.
Which is the same language as Richard Brody, but regardless.
Now, what did Aziz do?
He put his fingers in a woman's mouth.
He went down and then he asked for sex.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And he was like.
Which you can't really do.
And then he did something she referred to as the claw.
Yeah.
And he was like, the claw.
You know, he did that.
Yeah.
That kind of thing.
The thing we love that, you know.
Mm-hmm.
The thing we know and love.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
So.
What?
Nothing.
It's just like, I don't know what kind of faces you're making.
I like, you know.
I'm not making any faces.
I'm listening.
I'm patient.
Have you guys ever went down on a woman and asked her for sex?
Or do you mostly do it for like.
Isn't that sex?
Because you enjoy it.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I guess that.
Yeah.
You get the wheelchair out of the closet.
You pretend to be Stephen Hawking.
Mm-hmm.
You eat her pussy.
You blow into her pussy and give her a fucking embolism.
Yeah.
And she dies.
And that's sex.
Is that true?
I remember here that if you blow into a woman's pussy, she can die.
That's one of those things where somebody tells you it.
Yeah.
That if you blow into a woman's pussy, it'll kill her.
Yeah.
And it's like, I don't want to know if that's not true.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, remember when you found out Coco the gorilla sexually assaulted people?
No.
But yeah.
Yeah.
I will never in my life fact check that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I will never risk finding out that that was a lie.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Because you want that ace up your sleeve in case you need to kill a woman.
That's my Jesus is the son of God.
Uh-huh.
Is I'm not going to, there's going to be no critical thinking applied.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To whether or not Coco the gorilla demanded to see women's nipples.
You know, my, I was told as a kid that a Catherine the Great of Russia died
having
sex with a horse.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then, uh, I, I thought that my entire life.
Yeah.
And then I told some friends at a bar one night.
Right.
And we looked it up and it was a popular, uh, rumor spread by the French.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Which means that it was a rumor that kept going for 150 years.
There were like gay gossips that were like, Oh, that bitch.
Oh, she fucked a horse.
She loved to fuck horses.
Oh, she fucked her.
I heard she liked to fuck horses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you could really, you could really spread a rumor back then.
Yeah.
There wasn't like, yeah.
My dad told me that.
Yeah.
In the car.
Yeah.
You think there's women that fuck ponies and then in the horse fucking
community, they
look down on the horse fucking women.
As cowards.
Yeah.
As pedophiles.
Yeah.
They're like, you're a race trader.
No, no.
You're a groomer.
Yeah.
There's like, l