Name: Writing Monologue Jokes with Nick and Adam | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Writing Monologue Jokes with Nick and Adam | The Adam Friedland Show' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-02. Transcript available.

And finally, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died, and no one
f***ing cares.
Okay, guys, we got a great show for you today.
Okay, so we'll pick up here.
Okay.
And, uh, yeah, and finally.
Was your shirt open before?
I don't remember.
What's wrong?
I don't remember.
Well, you just don't seem like you're into this.
No, we'll do it.
We'll do this thing.
We can argue.
We can have this argument about how long.
There was no argument.
And finally, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died, and no one
cared.
That's not how you did it.
You didn't read it like a joke on there.
You were like.
And no one f***ing cares.
Yeah, no one f***ing cares about this.
And finally, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died, and no one
f***ing cares.
Don't act.
Do what you just.
And finally, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died, and no one
f***ing cares.
So, we got a great show for you today.
I saw how you did it.
How did I do it?
Read it like there's no joke written, because that's what you did.
And lastly, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died, and nobody
gives a s***.
Let's get started.
The Adam Friedland Show, you know, like that.
And lastly, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died, and no one
gives a s***.
Let's get started.
It's the Adam Friedland Show.
We got a good show.
Hold on.
Hold on a second, Adam.
What?
Let's, um, what was the Australian jockey?
I think we should stay on that one.
We didn't really have a joke for it, though.
I mean, there's so much there.
It's so rich.
He's Australian.
He's Australian.
He's small.
He's a jockey.
His jockeys are small.
He's tiny.
It's Australia.
It's a man being killed by wildlife.
It's the tapestry of us.
They die from animals a lot there.
As a personal favor to me, I would like there to be something about this jockey.
Okay.
He's survived by his horse.
No.
See, no ironic stuff.
There's got to be, look, we need a good monologue joke.
And this is sort of the perfect, this is the perfect,
perfect storm of things.
I don't know.
Something about Christopher Reeves, perhaps.
They're calling him the Christopher Reeves of Australia.
Because he...
Not because he fell off a horse, but because he's a tiny man
who probably lives in Smallville.
Smallville's good, because of a jockey.
A jockey would live in a place called Smallville.
Smallville, because he's small.
Because he's tiny.
Yeah.
And so it's a misdirection.
Okay.
So the audience hears that, and they think, oh, why?
Because he fell off a horse?
Yeah.
And then we go the other direction.
No, because he's tiny and he lives in Smallville.
Because he's probably from Smallville.
Because he's probably from Smallville.
Try that.
Okay.
Less soft-talking also.
In Austra...
What do you mean?
Why are you on there about this soft-talking?
There's a lot of soft-talking.
All right, all right.
An Australian jockey died this week, tragically,
after dying during a race.
No.
People are calling...
In the audience.
Okay.
And finally, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died.
In what people are calling an Australian Christopher Reeves.
Not because he's Superman, but because he's probably from a place called Smallville.
Dave, do you think that's funny?
Don't ask Dave.
He doesn't look calm.
Okay, let's go a different direction.
What if he becomes the horse?
It's like surrealist or something?
I don't know.
No, maybe there's a way that could happen.
Maybe the horse fell off him.
A Catherine the Great situation.
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
Let's reverse course.
All right.
A jockey has fallen off a horse.
Yes.
What's the funny part?
That he's Australian, that he's a jockey, or it's a horse?
I thought you wanted to synthesize all of that.
I know, but let's isolate the one that's the funniest.
Well, jockeys are always on horses.
We know that.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, it's an Australian jockey who tragically died on a horse.
Maybe something about the horse having a pouch.
Yeah.
Yeah, that he fell out of the horse's pouch.
He fell out of the horse's pouch.
Yeah.
When asked what he was doing in there in the first place,
I'm looking for my tiny Australian clothes.
An Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died.
The horse was carrying him in his pouch.
And when asked what he was...
How would they ask him what he was doing in there?
How would they ask him if he's died?
He died on the scene.
That's it.
That's the one.
We're going with that one.
Okay.
Dave, stop sneezing.
You've got to take care of your health, Dave.
He's laughing.
He's laughing.
And finally, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died.
He was riding in the horse's pouch.
When asked what he was doing in there from heaven, when he was being
interviewed in heaven,
he said,
I was trying to find my tiny clothes.
My tiny Australian jockey.
My tiny Australian...
Dave, steady the camera, please.
And finally, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died.
He was, of course, riding in the horse's pouch.
When asked what he was doing in there, he remarked,
I was looking for my tiny Australian clothes because I'm a jockey and I'm
Australian.
Don't explain the joke to people.
They'll get it.
A good joke doesn't need to be explained.
You're right.
And finally, an Australian jockey has fallen off his horse and died.
Of course, he was riding in the horse's pouch.
When asked what he was doing in the horse's pouch, he said,
I was looking for my tiny Australian clothes.
Folks, we got a great show for you tonight.
Perfect.
Who's excited?
Great show for you tonight.
Perfect.
Stay tuned.
We got a lot of big things.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Absolutely perfect.
Thanks a lot.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
If you can't write the joke, write the joke about the joke.
And it gives Ginsburg some work to do.
Okay.