Name: Andrew Rea Cooks with Adam | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Rea Cooks with Adam | The Adam Friedland Show' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-05. Transcript available.

Hello and welcome back to the Adam Friedland Show. I'm your host Adam Friedland.
Today we
thought we'd do something a little bit fun, a cooking segment. These are things
that have
been done on late-night shows for years but I needed an expert to join me and
so I called up
the best. YouTube sensation, Andrew Ray. Thanks for having me man. From Binging
with Babbage.
YouTube sensation! So Andy, on your program you cook food from television. You
want to
explain it to us? Yeah, no, I make food from movies and TV. I recreate them. So
one thing
I thought might be nice for the Adam Friedland Show is if you make a meal from
our show. But
the thing is we don't have an official Adam Friedland meal so instead of you
demoing a dish,
I'm gonna demo dishes that you could do on your YouTube channel that has 10
million subscribers.
Yeah. All right, cool? Yeah, I guess. Okay, thanks a lot. Okay, so we're center-left
show,
talk show. So we have a couple dishes prepared and I'm gonna pitch you on our
ideas and you
can tell me what works. Give me some feedback, you know. I'm excited. Okay, so
first dish we
have is M&M's. Are you familiar? Yeah, the candy. What we were thinking is a
major cultural
flashpoint in the news is that M&M's have gotten too sexy. Yeah, I've heard
about this.
You have heard about it. Yes. Okay, so what we want to do on our program is
make the sexiest M&M. So
keep an open mind also. What we have here is your father's asshole.
The detail is really something. The wedding ring is a particularly nice touch.
Yeah, he's a loyal man. It's our little secret.
It's our little secret. Anyway, so continuing on, what we have here, sour
grapes.
Sour grapes. What, how are sour grapes of center-left food? These little
puppies are what MAGA guys are
eating now that Donald Trump is going to jail for the next 150 years. It has a
pee-pee on it. A
little bit of an umami. You pissed on these grapes? This is a big one. The
nothing burger. What's a
nothing burger? Just a bun with lettuce on it? No. Let me, let me do a little
demo on how we, uh, how we put this
little cocksucker together. Okay. It's an artisan bun. Okay. And lettuce. Yeah.
And secret ingredient. Right here.
And what we do is we just pop this cocksucker in the oven. Voila. You know? It's,
it's not, it's not plugged in. Oh no.
You can plug that in. We have electricity here. Can we just, I got the cord.
Can you pass me that cord over there? Uh, yeah, I guess.
Dave, what, why didn't you, I don't know. You don't really need it hot. Yeah.
It's kind of a, I don't know.
I tend not to bake lettuce. So why don't you just, um, why don't you just have
your, why don't you just have your mind, your mind blown?
Okay. Let me know what you think. You want me to eat this paper burger? That's
what the secret ingredient is.
It's a picture of Hunter Biden's penis. A nothing burger. Of course. You get it.
You get the jokes.
Very funny. Yes. Clever. Yeah. No, it's good. Center left.
That's what the, kind of what the bit is. Yeah.
Should we eat this? Are we having like problems right now? No, no, we're cool,
but like.
But like, can you not be a fucking asshole? Okay. All right.
You're judging my ass. You're fucking Spongebob food channel.
All right. Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Chick-fil-A.
Homophobic chicken restaurant. Indeed. Okay.
What do we do if we love the flavors of Chick-fil-A, but we don't want to
support the bastards that own it?
We make it ourselves? No. No, we don't, Andy.
What we do is we use our new service, which is Chick-fil-A for supporting gay
people.
Okay. All right. And what we do is we get gay guys to buy the Chick-fil-A for
us.
And then bring it here, and then we pay an upcharge rate. And then we give the
money to gay guys.
No, that's funny. It's not funny. It's a business.
I mean, it's good business. Jesus fucking Christ, man.
So, I don't know. I ordered something. The guy should be-
Somebody ordered Chick-fil-A for fucking gay guys?
Wait until you get a load of this guy, bro.
Here's your sandwich, bro.
Yeah. Okay.
It's Marty. He's a friend of the show. Jeff T. Drake's nephew.
Who the hell are you?
Uh, I'm nobody.
You're less than nobody than me. You're fucking, this is, this is the world.
This is you, bro.
You know, I might just take off real quick.
Just, I'll catch you at Sawyer's Place at Christmas.
Yeah, why don't you head back to the daycare center, you fucking-
Yeah, I'll see you at Christmas.
Where you learn how to piss your pants.
Thanks.
Marty, come on.
Star of the show.
Andy!
Andy!
Come on, man.
What the fu-
Marty.
What the-
What the hell, man?
I got you this job at Chick-fil-A for gay guys.
I got myself my own fucking job.
No, that's not true, dude.
Like, you're-
I'm a warrior. I'm a job core warrior.
If your uncle weren't best friends with my father, you wouldn't have this
employment.
Now you just ruined an opportunity for the show with a massive guest.
I don't ruin anything. I got a fucking job now.
I got you the job.
I don't have to read my uncle's tweets anymore.
I got you the job.
I work for Chick-fil-A.
I got you the job at Chick-fil-A for gay guys.
We have this guest on the show and you fucking blew it for me.
You're embarrassing.
Fuck!
Come on, man. It's okay.
What are you doing right now?
I'm just-
I fuck everything up, bro.
I just fuck everything up.
Come on, baby.
Everything in my life.
No, you're-
I won tickets to Monster Jam.
That's awesome.
And you had the-
I was so excited.
I went out and I got fucked up.
That's awesome.
And I didn't call back and tell them my address.
To the radio station?
We believe in-
I took 15 Ibuprofen and then I went and I played Crazy Taxi at Fuddruckers.
I don't know if I can-
Okay, I'm sorry about all of this, man.
It's not on you.
Stop being so hard on yourself.
Like, the cord wouldn't reach.
I didn't even set it up right.
Like-
What do you mean the cord wouldn't reach?
I'm just a fucking fuck up, dude.
I'm a fuck up.
You couldn't plug this shit in?
No, like-
Fucking-
Bro!
They used to fucking call me the extension cord.
No, you don't understand.
They used to fucking-
Bro, they used to call me the extension cord.
Okay?
Who called you?
I got-
No, I'm gonna show you something, dude.
Where is it?
This is the fucking shit?
Yeah, be careful.
I got addicted to electricity in prison.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Check this shit out.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
What is that, water?
Yeah, uh, Maga Tears.
Maga Tears?
Yeah.
Is that like water?
Alright.
I'm taking it in here.
I don't know if it's very safe.
No, I already feel better.
What are you doing?
I already feel better.
Look.
Do you happen to have a light bulb attached to a fucking- a power plug?
Oh yeah, right here.
And can you show the camera that it's not plugged in?
It's not plugged in.
And now I want you to do something.
Is this magic?
Okay.
Now listen to me.
Come here.
Take that cord.
Yeah.
Now I want you to shove that cord into my ass.
What?
I want you to shove that cord into my ass while you believe.
I don't know why I'm doing this right now.
I'm just trying to- what?
Show the camera.
Make sure they don't- they can't see that you're doing it.
Alright.
I'm just trying to- whoa!
How did you do that?
I told you.
They called me the extension cord.
Okay.
Now, let's get- let's get fucking cooking, dude.
Marty, you're incredible.
Thank you.
The electricity is becoming too much for me.
Be careful.
Since I've been- we're gonna try to- okay.
Alright.
Great.
We'll be right back.
Stay tuned.
Thank you.
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Great.
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What the fuck is this?
No one's grunge anymore.
I don't know why he thinks that's the style.
Is that a cut?
Pretty good.
Nick's dead.
He actually killed himself.