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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 10' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-29. Transcript available.

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 10

Hello and welcome back to the Adam Friedland show podcast. I hope everyone is
doing well and
looking forward to the 4th of July long weekend celebrating our country, the
greatest country in
the world. Big things over here at the studio. We had our third interview that
is yet to be released.
It's pretty exciting news folks so look forward to that and you could subscribe
to the Adam
Friedland show on YouTube where all of that excellent content. YouTube.com/TheAdamFriedlandShow.
Yep and so we have three episodes that are right simultaneously in the works
right now
we're pretty excited about so you can look forward to those. Nicholas how are
you? If you want to support
the show you know plug patreon. If you want to support the show you can go to
patreon.com/tafs
or the Adam Friedland Show I think they both work. This is like PBS it's
brought to you by viewers like you.
Viewers like you. So you can consider maybe we should only plug the patreon
once every quarter
and we'll do a telethon. Oh that'd be a great idea. Like PBS. But we'll do the
reverse of PBS where we'll
have a bunch of kids with muscular dystrophy raising money for us. Manning the
lines.
Manning the lines. Volunteers with muscular dystrophy.
Yeah. Raising money for the Adam Friedland Show.
The Adam's kids. I have nothing left to live for but this shitty podcast.
Which is not a podcast it's actually a talk show. This is the podcast of the
Adam Friedland Show.
Yeah. Just to clarify if you're a member of the news media watching because of
the very recent hot
off the presses Matty Healy controversy and you found yourself here. This is
the Adam Friedland Show
podcast and not the Adam Friedland Show. And there you say what do you get if
you subscribe to the
patreon you get another one of these dogshit podcasts. No they're not dogshit
they're pretty good. Once a week
we get another podcast. If you subscribe at the associate or producer level you
get your name in the credits.
Yes. And we've cleaned those up now. They're beautiful. We got columns. We used
ChatGPT to sort the names in the three columns.
Yes. Nick wrote a script for ChatGPT. I didn't do anything. ChatGPT. ChatGPT
wrote the script.
ChatGPT. Take this list of names and put it in three columns for the editor.
And it did it. Otherwise it was a tedious process.
It really excited Nick when he got it right. Or when they got it right for us.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty cool.
But there's that and a lot of people say well you know I think people would say
well why isn't you
know the Patreon subscribers should get access to the talk show. Unfortunately
the way that this works
is we're building something. We need to have as many people as possible have
access to the Adam
Friedland Show itself. So that will have to be public. I don't think it's
unfortunate. I think that
explicitly we want as many people to like the show as possible. We work really
hard on it.
It's going back to what it should be. It's patronage.
So these are donations. You get your name in the credits and you get like you
would if you
you know you had a bench or something or you sponsored a kid with muscular dystrophy.
Yes. And you get another as Nick said dog shit podcast a week. I think this
last one pretty breakthrough
um episode we uh broke we found out what was inside of an elf bar. I think it
was pretty good.
Oh yeah I forgot that we did that. Yeah so it's not it's not that bad. I mean
we were we were kind of
making some breakthroughs um but yeah folks we're tired we've been working hard
around here.
Enjoy the uh 4th of July weekend. I'll be in Austin Texas at Cap City Comedy
Club next weekend July 13th
14th something like that. Yes and that weekend I will be in Nashville Tennessee
at Zaney's and then
I think I will never do stand up again after that weekend I've decided. My last
perform my last four
performances are in Nashville Tennessee the 13th and 14th America's greatest
city Nashville Tennessee.
America's hottest city. Some of the fattest where some of the hottest women in
the world go to celebrate
one of them closing her legs for good. Yeah that really it's um it's uh they
call it cow town USA.
What is cow town that's uh in Texas right? No no cow town USA is a rodeo in New
Jersey.
Oh it is? Yeah I think in Elmer New Jersey. I've told this story before. Like
on the shore?
My grandparents live right down the street from cow town USA. No it's not on
the shore it's like
fucking 30 minutes. By Philly? Southeast of Philly. Cool. Yeah. Yeah we got to
go this year maybe we'll do
a remote. Yeah. At cow town USA see where we can find the fattest women. Yeah
um um yeah no I mean
I'm feeling pretty good about shit right now. How are you feeling? About what
do you mean? We had
a really good day yesterday. We don't have to tell them why but we had a great
day. Yeah you do this a
lot. There's a lot of uh appreciating what you have? Well we should no I mean
like saying things like oh well
well you know that's good but we can't talk about it. Well yeah I mean I'm sure
it's frustrating for
people. Listen they will know soon enough and they're gonna love it. Yeah but
you should do this
after it comes out. I should but if it after it comes out I'm not gonna say you
will know what it is.
Yeah but that's what I mean you should stop doing that. I say it comes out. I
think the assumption
the assumption on the part of the audience is that we are working on the show.
When it's finished
when it's finished. So we when it's finished. Strike from the record. I see
what you're saying. When it's
finished you can say it's a little bit braggy. Here's how I felt doing it. It's
a little bit
braggy. I'm happy with the product that we put out. Yeah. We finished it. And
we could do a director's commentary.
That's exactly what I would love. We should release a dvd um once a year for
the show. Yeah. Clival goes
west. Signed. Sign dvd director's commentary. Nick and I can take you through
the different uh steps
in the dance sequence that we did. Sign language dvd. What the hell is sign
language? Sign language. Yeah
there's like a guy that's like oh hey I'm I'm a stop sign. What are you a yield
sign? How's it going pal?
We're speaking the same language over here. Oh I'm a I'm a oh I'm a yield sign.
I'm a deer crossing. I'm
a yield sign. I'm sort of the Canadian version of a stop sign. Yeah yeah yeah.
You know I do what you
like but maybe. Yeah yield but be careful. Hey just you know look I'm not here
to boss anybody around. Yeah I'm
not a red light. You know. Yeah. I remember as a kid they would have red yield
signs and yellow yield
signs. Did that stress you out? I thought there was a difference between the
two. It was just different
municipal rules or something? I don't know. I think maybe one of them was just
faded. It was a red sign
at one point and it faded. To yellow. Sun damage yeah. Oh interesting. Sun
damage. Sun damage would be a cool
name for like an Indian rapper. Yeah like a SoundCloud guy? Yeah my name is Sun
Damage.
Sun Damage. Yeah. Sun Damage. The baddest MC. Yeah. Um yeah I used to I used to
get really I was
really into when street signs were green versus blue for this for the names of
the streets. When
I remember we'd go to LA as a family we'd see blue ones and then in Brooklyn we
got brown ones and the
brown ones are nice. Chocolate. It's like a chocolate town. I think the brown
ones are only in um historic
districts. Historic streets. I think where you can't like change. Stuyvesant
Heights is brown.
Prospect Lefferts Gardens is brown. There's brown stuff. There's a couple brown
ones in Fort
Green. Pretty good. Yeah. Pretty nice. Why do you live in Fort Green? Why? Yeah.
It's lovely. I love it.
Yeah but you pay like maybe a thousand to fifteen hundred dollars more a month
than you would have to.
I think that you got locked in at a price that even in your neighborhood it
would be closer to my price.
Really? Yeah. Yeah I guess I'm on good terms. Post-COVID. Post-COVID. I got a
COVID deal too.
I'm like a I'm a great tenant. The roof caved in. And you fix it yourself? I
just I left I said don't
worry about bro. I'm having. There's a room in the apartment where there's just
no ceiling. It's just
lathe and dirt. We I'm having I've had a leak for two years in my kitchen and
it just came back. Yeah.
It's so annoying. Well you're a bad tenant. You call the landlord every week.
Well I mean I just want to
check in. You leave food rotting on the floor and then you're like there's mice.
That's not how
there was mice. There was construction downstairs and the mice got they went up.
But the mice haven't
been there in weeks. I can't tell you dude it was it's really hard to get rid
of them. You call your
landlord you're like I have herpes. I need you. Yeah she says inappropriate. I
need you to do something
about that. Yeah. She said it was inappropriate. Uh we need to talk. I have I
have uh anal HPV warts.
I I am happy with my landlord. I want to put that on the record. They better
not come out of the
security deposit. I was really afraid. I have anal warts and this better not
come out of the security
yeah it's true. Yeah I was afraid I was gonna get my rent raised because we got
a covid deal. It was
like massively discounted and a lot of people got smacked with like it's two
thousand dollars more a month.
They just gotta get a letter and they forgot for a year to raise it and then
finally we got a letter.
It was like 150 more a month. Very reasonable. So you didn't get a covid deal.
So yeah we did.
It was originally listed for now you have a thousand dollars one bedroom
apartment in Brooklyn.
You pay sixty seven hundred dollars a month. He's lying right now. That's not
how much I pay.
Yeah. Have you had a rate increase? He's raised it fifty dollars once every
like two years. Yeah
I gotta just raise a hundred or 150. Yeah I mean like I said. Quite reasonable.
I'm on like good terms
with him and there's never been any issues. He lives downstairs? No I think he
lives in originally
Long Island. I lives in North Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's a he's a port
authority cop. I think
they live in Texas my people. Yeah. Yeah. No my landlord is a nice guy. Yeah.
Yeah. I like my landlords.
Yeah. I think you can tell from what we're saying what kind of landlords they're
not.
And I can make that observation. Genies. They're not genies. They're not genies.
Yeah. They're not
hebraic style genies. What else is in the news? Did you hear big news? The
Supreme Court overturned
you can't put uh they can't ask for your race on college submissions anymore.
Yeah. So what I mean does that mean that they're cancelling the a different
world reboot? Yeah.
Yeah I mean I think this is my chance to apply to a historically black college
and it would be funny
if this happens and then like next year Howard is all white students. It's all
Asians. Yeah. Yeah HBCU
Howard Asians. Yeah yeah hip-hop style. Now I don't really I didn't go to
college so I don't like
I don't really have the student loan thing. I don't yeah I don't really have
any what's it called
salt in the game. Yeah. I don't have any sweat in the towel towel. You don't
have any yeah skin in the
skin in the pants. Skin in the flute. Skin in the flute. Yeah. So um a skin in
the flute is worth
two in the chute I believe. Yeah I guess that's all to say that um
it's Asians fault. I believe it's Asians fault. I think the Asians sued. I
think it's the Chinese
Communist Party that sued. Well that's what's going on right? It's like it's
the affirmative action thing.
That was the thing that like did do white people complain about that? Well I
didn't complain because
I put African-American through technicality. Yeah. And um I was admitted to all
the top universities and
because the white people that would complain about like affirmative action they're
also like
you know I feel like they would be like oh you mean I can't go to Harvard with
my 800 SAT score
they're like their their career aspirations 