Name: JADAKISS | NYC, Rap, Drake
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JADAKISS | NYC, Rap, Drake' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-12. Transcript available.

JADAKISS | NYC, Rap, Drake

yes well that's an easy mistake to make you know for years i thought the show
star trek
took place under the sea great work today bud and i'll see you wednesday for pebo
bryson
and make sure the lights are turned up because that motherfucker is dork
right i know that's what i saw it's right there in the name star trek oh great
if it had been
underwater it would have been star voyage well no i mean the star part refers
to the fact that
all the characters are played by famous actors anyways listen i gotta go chow
adam my dear
boy it is so good to see you it is so good to be back yeah well it's great to
see you too because
actually there's something i've been meaning to tell you dracula oh my god adam
are you dying no oh
well what you're fired you can't fire me why not because i quit great i'll see
you later i quit
being fired very clever the joker's trick i tell you it's really nice in here
by the way
frankly i'm proud yeah i'm really proud thanks man of myself i can't believe i
put all this
together for you in such a short amount of time listen man feel however you
want but the show's
ahead we don't need you anymore well i'll tell you what i know when i'm not
wanted somewhere and i'm
starting to get that vibe now so i'll see myself off i just have to get my nintendo
64
get out of here you can't do this to me we need each other we're in love no we're
not i'm going to have your
baby you know what i'm gonna call the fucking cops and i'm going to tell them
that you raped me and i'm
gonna tell them that you're dracula and is that a crime adam is it a crime i
can't believe this listen man
we appreciate all your help you know i'm sure there are other projects you
could work on
i don't want to work on other projects i just want people to like me for who i
am
that's not how the world works like sometimes some people are just villains
so that's it huh you're just not racist anymore no more indian guy voice no
more nanette stuff
we never were racist we just needed you to needed me you used me we didn't use
you used me adam
what's this oh this uh it's the new episode uh we did like a ballet and ballet
yeah we had chris cuomo
it was pretty cool you want to watch it
adam this is this is the gayest thing i've ever seen thanks man adam this is juicence
it's juicence
this is what we were after the entire time and you guys did it without me
i'm sorry you don't need me um so you're gonna go now i will but before i leave
know this
if you ever find yourself staring at the pale moon and hearing the children of
the night howl out
towards it and you shall find yourself in need of me howl back adam howl back
and i will be there for
you well i mean there is one thing you could do for us i i think you owe us we've
earned it
oh yes you can keep the nintendo 64 it doesn't belong to you listen you know
what it is
all right okay i'll make the call where's my phone where the fuck is my phone
i don't know where where did my fuck there is i'll make the call all right
hello it's dracula the vampire yes listen there's a talk show that i created
and
i'm sorry there's a talk show my friends created i think you'd be great for it
what's your availability
next week you're free great okay we'll chat soon i want to finish that argument
about star trek
what we're good to go we booked it sure did no yes i tell you what i didn't
know about you early
on adam but you're ready kit you're ready for the big time and now i bid you adieu
all right
ladies and gentlemen the best rapper alive i suppose jadakiss everyone
this is a welcome sir thanks for having me my main fear is this right you know
how my generation
of jewish boys are actually i don't want to i don't want to be a michael rapaport
right now
what's wrong with mike i like mike i don't want to be like oh the five pillars
of hip-hop you can't be
mike though you gotta be you want to be myself you know i want to be cool too
you know you're the
you're the coolest guy in the world being yourself is the coolest you can be
thank you
i feel a little bit like justin bieber when he like went up to usher in the
parking lot and
saying you got it bad like this is my shot i mean you know you got to take a
shot when you got
i make beats actually like an acoustic singer or songwriter i think you would
really like it i'll
send you some demos send me some we got you a gift gift appreciate it i wanted
to pay tribute
all right jamel my friend jamel is here from l.a how you doing jamel you good
does he like me
1942 wowzers wowzers yeah this is this is for you real deal i was thinking we
could do like a drink
champ style and i'll get wasted and you'll watch me get wasted and you'll be
like this is pathetic
to be honest it's not good gift giving practice but i had a little bit because
i was nervous
so it's not like you gave me a gift that you open yeah it's bad i like that i
like that bad form that's
something that i would do it really yeah so we're kind of similar kind of guys
i don't know no we are
we are you were a famous ghost writer i'm a i ghost wrote for a lot of comedians
oh that's nice do
you know cat williams sure yeah i ghost wrote most of pimp chronicles it was me
you know the joke about
why do mexicans dress their kids in wedding dresses and soccer shoes yeah that
was me
no yes it was that's crazy
one insane thing to say i'm doing all right though all right that's all yeah i'm
trying to
i'm trying to party dude oh you're trying to party like diddy like diddy the
party party
what do you mean what does that mean i actually don't know if you compared me
to puff that's
incredible my man may life be like italian bread what is that long with a lot
of dough in the middle
i love it so i told you um before the show that i met styles like it's rough on
you no it's smooth but
it's rough it's smooth but it's rough should we put it on ice no no i have to
leave okay um i told you
i met styles at a party sure and i sucked i was like styles like the verses
against against
upset that's history bro and then i walked away i was like you suck why because
you can't be that kind
of guy you can't be like a white boy like going up to your favorite rappers and
being like thanks for
what you do for the culture that was almost like the same thing but it was said
better
what more appropriate what more appropriate thing you think you could have said
to him i mean it was
amazing yeah you want to see the pic i'm wasted look at this nine out of ten
times he was wasted also
i'm gonna tell you what he didn't like off this pic i thought he loved it
this is my brother tell me tell me you want to hear yeah i would love to please
he probably loved
the remark you know the big up about the verses he hated when you put your arm
on yeah i was being
paused he has a complex oh he doesn't like to be people's arm nah it's just
something with pictures
he would have rather put his arm on you oh so he hates me you don't hate you he
just hates that
he wants to touch me but he doesn't want me to touch him how weird is that i
see it look at your face
i'm wasted dude so to what extent totally different right there i got a haircut
that's
which yeah oh you know how the switch looks i'm wearing this i'm wearing this
right now but normally
i i like that you like this yeah i got these uh in texas this cap if you get
them from you would have
gotten from soho i don't know you think they're they're cool thank you so i
like grew up listening
to rap you know are you aware of the fact that like when white boys my age are
together we're just
talking like you i'm just like with my jewish friends and then we're just like
ari stern so are you
jacobs we change out of our street clothes we put on full mitchell and ness and
we just we
just are you the conversations i've been in with other white boys papoose might
be the next jake
nah you know how dope that is though it's not dope it is that's dope you don't
have to gas me
not gassy you with your friends sitting around having those kind of debates
that's real hip-hop
it would be so cool if you chilled with us if you join the crew i can put you
on the group i can't
join the crew come on bro i can chill with y'all maybe for give me 25 minutes
till i
25 to 40. just give me a shot dude i need a lot of this good i'm putting you in
the group chat right
now we're gonna have a debate about top five of all time oh that conversation
sucks it sucks they
just try to make like an art form into espn it's like a religious argument
because it is never ending
and plus we know the top five mantis yahoo macklemore
jack harlow
jack me bob dylan top five it's a nice five this is gonna bomb i'm trying to
flex but you're not gonna
care the warlocks were the original name of two other bands and it wasn't rap
groups they were
bands yeah so i don't care
do you want to know the answer sure the grateful dead and the velvet
underground wow
when did rap stop being like like mary had a little lamb like when did it stop
being like nerd
like i'm much older than you so when i was little that's when rap was sounding
like that and then how did it
like that and then how did it change people had babies that grew up that yeah
studied that style
that created a new staff but did the nursery rhyme guys were like what are you
doing talking it wasn't
there when i came in the nursery wise guy the nursery rhyme guys were in
nursing homes can i tell
you when i first saw you i was maybe 12 i saw you in the alan iverson
commercial the reebok commercial
hell of a first place to see me it was one of the coolest things i've ever seen
you know what's stupid about that i had a jets jersey on what are your team
where your new york team
knicks yes you don't care about football well i like when even one of them are
good giants on the
jets well they had g-ly manning dude david tyree helmet i was i was i was repping
hard as ever
that was the most incredible big tom brady that guy oh golly 1942 golly
have that like g shucks guy when i know it sounds just like eli's great golly i'm
doing it for new york
that guy sound dude he pulled off some incredible stuff and he cooked payton
payton only got one cooked them so did bush knock down the towers now
i don't know what happened with that o'reilly got mad at you yeah that was
success that's success yeah
you got it from where i'm coming from once i rung o'reilly's bell it was like a
celebration but you
should have cooked him you modified the statement i was a little nervous though
i felt i felt like there
was people was on me oh my security was like they was behind me and where were
you in 911 in the bed why
they call you al-qaeda jada then this rhymes no because the real thing is
called al-qaeda i know yeah made
sure i threw it off a little before when they yeah i'm smarter than you think i
know how smart you are
oh you know do you know you're the best i i believe i'm the best of i can be
but like actually just like
be real you know you're the best say that you said it not me well it's the
opinion of a jewish man from
new york and that means the most las vegas today's climate that means a lot
thank you you're so full
of shit you're welcome when jim jones is like you don't make songs for girls jim
didn't say that you
well said yeah he was basically being like pause and then you dropped honey and
then jenny from the
blog it was like that is a comprehensive big headshot big songs the biggest big
songs for the ladies
the most for the girls i still don't know why he said that to this day i don't
know but everything
that happened with that whole knife that was one of the most craziest things it's
a crazy he could have
said actually it wasn't a brick it was an alley-oop because he threw it off the
backboard and really
we just came and tomahawked it all that's your perspective is that he hooked up
for you yeah that
was jordan flu game now i'm acting like i was because i had one of these
supposed to have two of them
okay i'm getting away yeah you're fast talking you're from brooklyn yeah uh
spread love it's the
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