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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 17

Hello, and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast.
It's another podcast.
I'm here with Nick.
We're hot on the case of the Joe and Hunter Biden corruption allegations.
We have a couple of big stories that we're going to break today.
It's such a fun story, dude.
It is fun.
It keeps giving.
Yeah.
It keeps giving.
The latest is Joe Biden's secret emails.
Who?
He was emailing his boyfriend?
All these guys have secret emails.
He would use the names of black women.
Really?
Yeah.
Robin Peters and Robin Ware.
I don't know if those are black women necessarily.
He had one that was just J-apostrophe Biden.
J-Biden?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
J-Biden Jackson.
And he would use the voice on the phone, too.
Yes, I'm a friend of Hunter's.
Hi.
I'm Hunter's best friend.
Yeah.
Hi.
J-Biden.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can figure it out.
Hey.
How are you doing, honey child?
I tell you, honey child.
He's a, his, his concept of, I mean, the best thing that came out of that corn
pop video was his concept of black society.
It was like in, in 1945's Delaware.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Honey child.
Honey child.
Yeah.
I called him up and I said, what is it, what part of his face does he touch?
I think it's like, yeah, it's his like nose or his cheek or something.
Yeah.
That's a very, that's a very subtle detail about the Joe.
Yeah, yeah.
That you, you picked up on.
Honey child.
He is awesome, dude.
Yeah.
He is awesome.
It's going to be so funny when, like in, in a hundred years, Joe Biden is going
to be like one of those presidents, like, like, like, like Johnson.
Well, no, like fucking like, like, like, like, like Cormulus T. Grump feel or
whatever.
You know, like one of these like weird presidents that nobody, like who the
fuck is, who the fuck is Dingus Arbuckle?
A guy that was president for two years during the, during the war of 1812.
Yeah, yeah.
Martin Van Buren.
Van Buren did stuff, though.
What did he do?
He had chops.
He invented all the furniture in the White House.
Did he?
Yeah, he came up with Chesterfields.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Wow, Martin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a, he was a, like a interior decorator and president.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't wait for, until we have the first gay president.
Oh, we read it about Obama.
I know, but the, the first, uh, first fella, what do you call it?
First boy?
Uh, yeah.
What do you call it?
That, that, I guess just the first husband.
Yeah.
The first, yeah.
The first husband.
But it can't be Mayor Pete.
The first man.
Mayor Pete is the Republican's version of a gay candidate.
He is, he is the least gay.
He's the gay version of, like, Alan Keyes or Herman Cain.
He just doesn't have swag.
Yeah.
Yes, he is, exactly.
He is like a.
Right.
But he's a less funny.
He's, he's the kind of guy that if you're, like, homophobic, you would point to
and be
like, I know this guy.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
I have gay friends.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It should be, it should be the biker from Tom of Finland as president and his
cop friend
as his husband.
He should just have the biggest lump under his, under his pants.
Yeah, if we had president, uh, uh, leather daddy, Tony the tiger, if it was a
cartoon tiger
with a giant dick.
Yeah.
That would be awesome.
Exactly.
They want someone that is, that ticks the box of the minority.
Our policy towards China would just be, show them a picture of the president.
And then they would capitulate to anything.
It would be funny if, like, in the classic politician style, like Pete, like,
code switches.
But with, you know how, like, Obama would be at a black church and he'd go,
like, real
pastor.
Or he'd be in the South and he'd go, like, real, like, good old boy.
Yeah, you know, I can't wait to get some chicken and waffles.
Yeah, yeah.
Just say something like that.
But if Pete did that, Pete went to the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco and
he just completely
code switched.
Yeah.
But with, like, still the lack of charisma that he still had.
Yeah, San Francisco used to serve cunt.
Yeah.
To all the, to all the bottoms, the gossips.
He has just so much, he has so much anger in his lips.
He, there is, like, a, there's a blackness inside of him.
Yeah.
And that's not a race thing.
That's, there's a darkness.
There was one debate where you could see him, like, his hand behind the stage.
Well, he hated, um, what's her name, from Minnesota.
They hated each other.
She hated Pete.
Flo from Progressive?
No.
Oh, the big bitch.
No, no, no.
That, that, that lady from Minnesota that was running as, like, a centrist.
Yeah, it's like Susan Corpulent.
I don't remember her thing.
No, she was the big bitch.
Yeah, Susan Corpulent.
And then they were like, yeah.
She was a big bitch.
She was, like, throwing her staffers through the wall.
Yeah, yeah.
She was doing, like, wrestling moves on them.
She was fucking picking them up.
She had, like, she was kind of awesome.
Yeah.
She was like, uh.
Where the hell is my sandwich?
She was fucking right through the window.
You know I need my sandwich.
Yeah, but she never got a cabinet post.
She probably pissed some people off.
Yeah.
Klobuchar.
Klobuchar, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Amy.
Amy Klobuchar.
Yeah, her whole thing was kitchen table conversation.
Who did I meet that liked her?
It was exactly the type of woman you'd expect.
She was going Klob?
It was somebody's, like, sister or something.
She's like, I support her.
I love Klobuchar.
And they were like.
That's awesome.
Yeah, you would.
It sounds like a Pokemon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Klobuchar.
Oh, man.
We really.
It's kind of like Globetrotter.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
It's like a Japanese, like, fuck-up translation.
Yeah, right, right.
Yeah, Klobuchar.
If there was a Harlem Globetrotters video game, the name in Japanese would be.
Klobuchar.
Klobuchar.
Klobuchar.
Ready, fight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Amy.
Yeah, it would be Amy Klobuchar.
Amy Klobuchar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she had fire.
Amy Klobuchar.
Amy Klobuchar.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But she hated Pete, I remember.
She would, like, stand next to him and be like, I fucking can't stand him.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, the two of them have very much, like, fighting over who's the
boss of the class
project.
Yeah, they're both kind of the same person.
Yeah, right.
Different person.
I'm putting my name first.
I raced my hand first.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah, I really, we just need these fucking primaries to kick off, dude.
I need some good TV again.
Did anyone watch the Republican debate?
I think about four people watched.
There's no point in that.
There was one?
I think so, yeah.
Who was it?
The Santas?
There's one coming up.
I know Trump's not participating.
But what the fuck is the point of a Republican debate at this point?
I guess because they need a candidate, right, for it to run?
Yeah, but nobody, like, are there undecided Republican?
I don't pay attention to anything.
I'm sure there are.
I just stereotype people.
No, we need it for TV because it's a show that we get every four years that we
love.
It's the best show.
I say that, and it's like I will be watching them.
What are they even talking about?
I'm going to watch every single one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just one guy yelling about trans people and the other guy being like, yeah,
great,
but the vaccines.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, and it's like, what does it have to do with the economy?
Right, exactly.
Do they even talk about the economy anymore?
If they don't let Trump, it's going to be, the ratings are going to be, like,
through the
floor.
Well, Fox News is like, they're at war with him now.
Why?
Just make peace.
Give us what we want.
Because he cost them $750 million.
He's, like, he's just awesome, dude.
He's an unstoppable force.
He's destroying Fox News, destroying everything in the past.
He cost them three quarters of a billion dollars.
Destroying America.
And Tucker's job.
Destroying America.
And their primetime star.
He just, and also, too, it's like all the things he does that are bad are just
the things
career politicians do.
He just fucking says that he's doing them.
I know.
He's like, I'm going to go rape this bitch real quick.
Yeah.
Watch me.
He's just loud about it.
Yeah, right.
He's like, we stole over $2 billion from Saudi Arabia by influence paddling.
It's like, shut up.
Yeah, right.
You're not, you're supposed to, you're supposed to whisper.
They say they want to murder a journalist.
I said, give me $2 billion.
I said, give my, give my he stepson $2 billion.
You can murder whoever you want.
Dude, he, we got to get him back.
Yeah.
It was crazy that like, when, what's his name, Ariel Pink came on the show, he
was like,
he was like, yeah, Don Jr.
He's next up.
He's got the sauce.
No.
It's like the worst take I've ever heard.
Right.
Yeah.
That weird, larval man.
What a strange, bizarre, like, take.
Which one is the one that looks really fucked up?
Eric?
No, there's one.
The girl?
I think it's Don Jr.
Don Jr. is the one that doesn't look like him.
The other one looks like the fucking failed clone.
Eric is blonde.
Eric is the failed clone.
Yeah.
Don Jr. is like, he's like maroon colored.
Do you remember that comic Sean O'Connor?
He was like boys with Sean Patton.
He was the guy that was like one of the.
He was around.
He was, he was like on the come up when we moved.
He's an L.A. guy, though.
Yes.
Yeah.
He's this guy.
I always thought Eric Trump looked exactly like him.
Maybe a little bit.
Yeah.
I think they look similar quality.
Yeah.
He was funny.
Yeah, that guy's funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I just like, we need these people back.
Yeah.
I mean, things aren't going to be good.
It's like, there's no.
No, I mean, it's like, it's, it's.
If they're going to be bad, it might as well be fun.
Exactly.
Yeah.
We need that.
I mean, like, it was so awesome.
It was so funny.
I hope January 6th happens again.
I hope Trump runs again, loses, like, by, he gets like 20,000 votes.
And then he's like, they stole it even harder this time.
They just, they had this time to actually kill Nancy Pelosi.
And then he's still like, it's fine.
I don't understand how this is a crime.
I don't understand what's wrong with him.
He doesn't go to jail.
Right, yeah.
Oh, my God.
You think he's going to go to jail?
I, I really, I, I've said it before, but I just, I don't, I really am not
paying any attention to him.
Because it's every single time they've told us, it's rap.
My man slides out.
Yeah.
All I care about are these debates.
You've got to let my man in the debates.
Yeah.
You have to let him in there.
Yeah.
He's a fucking star.
Yeah.
It's the best show that we, that we get every four years.
We didn't get it last time.
I don't want them to ruin our show.
It's divish because of the pandemic.
We didn't really get a lot of him.
No, but he was working the road.
I kind of want to go back.
During COVID, he was working the road still.
He killed her, fucking Herman Cain.
He should release a special.
Herman Cain died from one of his.
Yeah, yeah.
He should just release a special.
He was doing stadiums.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that video of the plastic straws, it's like, this is just, this is,
this is what stand-up is now.
100%.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Plastic forks, knives, that's all fine.
The straws, they got to go.
Yeah, he's mad at faucets right now.
He thinks Biden has made all the faucets pussy.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, there used to be twice as much water.
It's just like, it is literally the ramblings of fucking like.
Well, it's stand-up comedy.
It's stand-up comedy.
It's a false premise.
And then not even, with your own false premise.
A deliberate misunderstanding.
A deliberate misunderstanding.
Of your own false premise.
Of your own false premise.
Yeah.
That's, that's all stand-up comedy is.
And your guys love it.
Mm-hmm.
His guys just love it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
No, he was doing fucking like 50,000 person, like, speeches.
Peak COVID.
Killed Herman Cain.
So awesome.
So awesome.
Everyone was at home in their apartments, like, tweeting about how this is so
stressful.
Oh, yeah, right.
And how this is so unfair to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Trump was l