Name: The Adam Friedland Show "Censored For Youtube" Video Podcast - Episode 18
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Adam Friedland Show "Censored For Youtube" Video Podcast - Episode 18' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-31. Transcript available.

The Adam Friedland Show "Censored For Youtube" Video Podcast - Episode 18

hello and welcome to the adam friedland show podcast after dark we got a late
one tonight
we worked a long day yesterday um i think you guys are gonna like it um yeah it
works from uh
was that probably 4 p.m until 9 p.m not me i had to come to the studio and get
all the equipment
yeah and to go prep things at the location what is what what time did you come
to the studio
i got here at uh 10 45. yes i did yes i did cameras there's cameras you set up
cameras there's you're
looking into them right now no that's not true these aren't running no you have
no you you have
been spying on my phone you have been spying on that spying no i knew you've
been spying on me
surveillance oh my god okay well i just found out something new a new dynamic
i have i can't wait to see you repeat your are you reading a book right now i'm
not
nick's hiding his kindle i don't have a kindle like it's a picture of his
boyfriend i'm looking at my
it's nice doing it late it's nice doing it's in class with the book you're
reading a nicholas sparks
book it's just math algebra two and you're just looking at your i hope the
teacher doesn't notice
i'm reading my what the hell is this thing i like we used to do it late all the
time i kind of miss
it it's very funny that they do health class yeah like you because it starts in
like what fifth grade
and you go so you do sixth grade was my first kindergarten first grade second
grade third grade
fourth grade yeah and then fifth grade and then they have a class where like
hey that's your by the
way and then you're like okay that's when i found out about i didn't know i
mean the last five years
this whole time i've been like what the what the hell is this i think i didn't
know what i was supposed
to do with it um yes i'm reading the kindle because um stop reading well i the
cat threw up all over my
copy of means of ascent and uh so now you gotta download i ordered another copy
on amazon and then
you know i wanted to read it now and i have the kindle i must never use the
kindle unless i'm
i take here's out here's when the kindle comes out i'm on a plane i'm flying
somewhere i pull it out
i'm like maybe i'll read a book and then the only thing on there is like a pdf
of like the recipes
the vitamix and then i'm like already read yeah and i'm like okay green
smoothie you know and then
you know i try to connect to the wi-fi but you can't because there's like uh oh
tell us how cool
delta is before we let you you don't just lie and say you're cool no you know
there's like a i know
i know it doesn't work on the kindle you know it doesn't work so i downloaded
but also we didn't
work from four yeah i wouldn't be sitting here with a book or you know look the
guys this is a blue
collar pod don't tell them they want to see us hard at work there there is
nobody that works harder in
this world than podcast listeners yes they're basically like the guys that the
guys that work
these are hard hat guys yeah yeah it's it let's be clear the podcasters are the
laziest people in the
world who who anybody could do their job they just you know like they just didn't
get the band together
right they're too late they're like cat people right and that's why you can't
be too mad at them
because it's like looking at a guy in a wheelchair and being like you know hey
come on why don't you
why don't you run a mile exactly yeah and um you know so i just don't want to i
don't want to ever
use say we're working hard or something and insult we know who we are yeah
insult the the guy at the
bottom of a mine shaft uh-huh with head for headphones in an oculus that he's
watching friedland show yeah
while he's feeling around for the canary to see if um if uh he's gonna die if
it's a girl or a boy
he's reaching around that's how you know is that what the canary in the coal
mine is uh yeah it's a
gender reveal oh for the mine yeah it would be really if you were in a pit of a
guy yeah that would be so
embarrassing yeah bad news boys it's chris cooper we got another it's gonna be
a hard winter in west
virginia um no i don't know i don't remember how long we worked but it is funny
to say we worked hard
yesterday hence the late podcast today implying that we had to sleep from
because we did rap at nine
we were exhausted too i was fine i went home and i worked out no i was clean
the kitchen
i watched the city with my girlfriend yeah yeah i do with my girlfriend we've
been having recently yeah
brexit the city brexit the city yeah and it's boris johnson what about
something like that yeah and he's
like looking at my hair yeah look at my hair look at my hair yeah we're leaving
europe i've got it i've
invented a new type of haircut yeah um in many ways city is a lot like brexit
because it's getting out of
a toxic relationship i would kind of like to delete the last five minutes of
this and restart this episode
because we should try to we've been having a lot of trouble on youtube with cussing
yeah because it's like
i said the podcast listeners hardest working folks in the world this is a free
episode but i understand
like uh you know we're wasting your time so and we like you know we're taking
you have to watch yeah
well yeah you know you're forced to so uh i i feel reluctant to say if you
enjoy the show please go to
patreon.com slash tafs and support it but don't do it with that face i'm about
to laugh face if you enjoy
the show yes um but you're gonna figure out why when we release our next
episode there's a lot of money
that we're spending ideally well we didn't spend any money yesterday yeah there's
a high concept high
production don't tell them that we're in a case of beer don't tell them that we
didn't spend money
yesterday yeah tell them we spent thirty thousand dollars yesterday right and i
had to park the car
in a garage all the money i had a hundred thousand dollars all the money goes
to hiring lawyers to
fight the social security administration because uh it's old people yeah
because i don't know every
day i get a new letter that's get they get scarier and scarier really uh they're
gonna send you to
gitmo no i think it's resolved now oh nice the thing is if you have resolved if
you have a business no
this is a separate issue if you have a business like there's these agencies it'll
be like hey uh
here's a fifty thousand dollar fine yeah and you're like for what and it's like
all this and you send
it to the cpa or the bookkeeper and they're like oh yeah they just that's what
the charles said he's
like yeah they just do this they'll just uh like i got dinged for um
unemployment insurance for myself
for my own just an llc that i've had for years it's just a catch-all for you
know when i do stand-up
no employees or anything but they're like oh well you didn't have unemployment
insurance it's like
in case i fire myself you can fire yourself yeah what are you talking about but
they'll just like
say oh yeah oh no you could get hurt doing crowd work oh yeah right yeah
exactly you have to pay
workers comp to yourself anyways um but uh yeah that i think is resolved good
uh but anyway i don't
really care this stuff like three weeks ago was really it would buy like a
little princess in the
pea situation now that the specials out of the way that's done that's recorded
yeah you're a cool
customer now yeah and now it's really it's just doing the thing i don't care if
it's we'll get
stable we'll see what happens even if the footage gets all lost i don't care
yeah i did the thing
well i got the film crew to film my feature set and maybe there will be a full
on special
shot in the same style as your special that's going to be released one day
before your special
and it's going to be called full special well anyone anyone who does this after
me the double
crosser uh i got some bad news for you what happened this week i recorded a duet
with kd lang
you know i'm the you know i'm the biggest fan check mate you know i'm the
biggest fan checkmates
she looks so much like elon musk too much yes back to um and she looks like uh
anyway no
i deal with wayne newton in saying all that in uh wanting to redo the beginning
of the episode is we
need to i guess we like because the youtube account we just use the old youtube
account
and in my 20s look i was i was a crazy guy you know and so uh i didn't really
understand youtube and i was
like oh i guess i should get into youtube maybe i'll make a video um violating
all of every single
one of the community guidelines yeah and uh then check all the wrong boxes when
you do the monetization
thing so all of us to go through this process and approvals and it delays us
releasing episodes and they
refuse weeks on end i mean they refuse to if we yeah and doesn't want to give
us his man on the inside
at youtube so if it's anything say adam and nick need you to connect please
flood his yeah flood him go
on twitch he definitely has a guy on at youtube that is like yes right this way
sir well i'd like to do
i'd like to meet this guy so we don't have to get our talk show episodes that
we starting now
but right no drinking no cussing so this is now a midwestern christian christian
podcast yeah okay
um
i'm still gonna bleep oh you're gonna bleep oh yeah but i said all that stuff
about
my and the canaries and gender group i look i don't really have you talk about
i mean what is there to
talk about other than your canaries gender reveals i have no idea and it doesn't
it's not like it gets
better just that mitch mcconnell video i watched it yeah yeah it's like people
are like oh something's
seriously wrong it's like i do that all the time i do it all the time yeah yeah
that's me every time i go
to starbucks well i i found out i they're like you want a grande or a venti my
entire life they've
those sizes they've been explained to me and uh i'll just freeze because you're
nervous because
i don't know what they're talking about you crap your pants well i try to
figure i'm trying to answer
the question then i'm like what am i where am i do you touch your temples and
go like uh professor x
yeah yeah anyway oh not to excuse mitch mcconnell i don't know we i don't
understand what is that why
he's like he's like you can't stop me i'm staying in congress no matter what oh
you know it's like
wouldn't you wanna you're 81 years old yeah go to go to uh key west or
something you don't have to like
stop living your life just stop being in congress get into he probably has a
bunch of money they all
make money on the side i think his wife is a real battle axe lady you can't say
that's cuss all right
yeah um so speaking of which his wife is real samurai sword uh so she makes all
the money but we do have
to take a break real quick and discuss a new sponsor that we have um because we're
very excited about
this we're trying to move away from the begging uh look at those two vapes this
week to please
we have a new sponsor this week don't and we cut that cut that we're gonna put
the vapes down
for the sponsor and not talk about vaping and not even saying the word um so
starting now okay but
hold on please read the do not say list on page two before recording okay this
is like one of those
they're setting us up then school where it's like read all the instructions
before you finish add two to
five and then you get the last one it's like only do step one there's one who
already has done this
work finished yeah that's a lazy like the teacher's like i'm out i'm gonna be i'm
doing nothing today
yeah i'm gonna i got i'm gonna prank you yeah we're gonna we're watching who
framed roger rabbit and
we're doing the last item on the instruction sheet today's episode is brought
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