Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 19
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 19' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-06. Transcript available.

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 19

hello and welcome to the adam friedland show broadcast it is high noon right
now on what is
it the sixth it is noon it is high noon on the 6th of august 2023 nick and i
were just complaining
about how everything's boring uh nowadays and there's nothing to talk about and
then we just
missed uh you know a story that was tailor-made for us came out right after we
did the podcast
yesterday sorry i got preoccupied thinking i'm trying to buy props oh for mexico
no not for mexico
other stuff i was thinking about we were really in a jam with this stuff i
think we're gonna have to
jerry rig we're gonna have to jerry rig a lot of we're gonna jerry rig this
time and then the more
ambitious things we're gonna pace out and work this was one of the more
ambitious things so we
did pay what i'm saying is we push the next more ambitious thing after all of
them are going to
be work so i understand everything making the mistake of thinking we'll put the
hardest possible
thing further away in the future that's not what i'm saying do no work on it
until the time that's not
that it's the opposite of the point i'm making and take the most other stuff
that's no we take the most
ambitious thing and then we work on it throughout while we're working on the
things that are more
easily achievable let's say we have something that requires a car crash or a
crane shot right so we
push that to like let's say like two in the future yeah and then we are we we
coordinate that throughout
the time that we're working on the uh immediate project why is there always
just trash it's not
trash i mean it's it's the lead of mike don't put that in there's coffee left
nick let's talk about
using the lid because the lids the lids at s p suck and they leak and the cups
leak too look
i'm gonna go complain after this they can't get a good cup they're not it's not
even a coffee place
why are you getting coffee there what do you mean it's not a coffee i should
have gotten a coffee
before no because i got here i got here dave threw out our keurig after saying
they were sending a new one
wait until the new one comes i mean the order operations there i just don't
understand dave
hasn't worked for us for three months yeah i know but he did throw out the keurig
okay
i i didn't tell you that i was headed in because i missed your text message so
i got here at 9 30
and so i was like oh i'm gonna go get breakfast and that's why i got coffee
from that place because
i was getting breakfast sandwich okay to answer your first question second
question take the
fucking keurig back to fucking costco they take anything back my parents got a
rolling duffel in
1997 they've had 12 12 generations of that rolling you're the one with the car
why didn't you take it
back to costco you could have asked we could have gone done a costco trip
together we could we could
have gone to the noguchi museum together and then gone to the gorgeous astoria
costco you all you had
to do was say okay why don't we take it back to costco because you already had
the wheels in motion
where you were talking to hq corporate of keurig i didn't talk to anyone i said
dave can you resolve
this and throughout all of that i said let's just take it back to costco then
why didn't that happen
because you said dave's got it no i didn't both of you were saying we got it
they're going to send
a new one to him i didn't say he's shit pal you can't blame me for that one i'm
not blaming
anyone i all i'm saying is i suggested the blame game i suggested taking it
back to costco because
costco takes anything back that's you right now here comes adam doing logic
that's your mind yes i am funny nick thank you i'm funny you think the circus
yes i am funny the
fuck was wrong with people a hundred years ago they'd see a clown they'd be
like ha they still go yeah
yeah that's you that's absolutely right though what they were crushing clowns
somebody says somebody made up once that they were supposed to be like an
offensive uh
impression of uh the irish clowns yeah they got big red hair and a red nose and
their clothes don't fit
because they're like poor is that where it comes from yeah that's funny yeah i
thought that they
were like uh they told the king that the king was like actually uh doing a bad
job but they were the
only ones that were allowed to those are jesters which is weird that stand-up
comedians will like
like uh kind of wax poetic about their lineage of because they're truth tellers
as if there's any
comparison they're like completely different jobs yeah it's a guy wearing a hat
with bells on it yeah
i know it's closer to a job i mean they were they were juggling they were jugglers
yeah
yeah the court juggalo yeah yeah um if they have any comparison it's sir thomas
moore he was sort of
the first comedian what did he used to do he went to prison for saying that
king wasn't allowed to get
a divorce oh he's like a lenny bruce type yeah my words man you can't take my
words man yeah yeah
this cat is trying to take my words man yes sir yes sir lenny bruce is not
funny dude yeah
was he though i anytime i've seen anything i'm like what lenny bruce best bit
you know he's handsome
look at him he's quite handsome okay lenny bruce how to relax your colored
friends at parties
let's listen to it put it up to the mic four years
miller and i were on the road together eric miller is a jazz guitarist
eric miller is an intellect eric miller has good taste because it's my good
taste maybe not your good
taste there's another switch a bit but i dig eric miller eric and i work
together in miami
he's saying and i talk and i say eric wanna do a bit with me that's not my
stick talking but okay
we'll do a bit and we'll ad lib it and fool around it and we did a bit and then
the bit found four
the got flas we're at the party now and eric being colored he would be a
musician there are very few
integrated parties which does not make people who do not have colored people at
their parties bigoted
because you don't know so that was an entire hour i want to see where he goes
with this all right
people to invite them as props is crow jim
pro jim wait go back go back what was that now
party's in swing and the humor comes from the now becoming obscure white person's
concept
of how do you relax color people at parties and in the bit i play the white guy
i was describing a bit all right we're not gonna sit here listen no no i want
to see where it goes
lenny bruce was society's mirror i set the bar for every comic then listen to
it on your own time
we're not gonna sit here we started it a 10 minute lenny bruce bit well why'd
you start a 10 minute one
to demonstrate that you can listen to 30 seconds of it and there's nothing
there
yeah but maybe it's got a big payoff maybe it's got a big payoff come on come
on dude you're this now
you're doing you're doing what lenny bruce would do if lenny bruce was going to
write a joke about
and do a joke about how much lenny bruce isn't funny i'm not telling any jokes
i want to see if
there's a payoff there is not payoff you know there's not pay he pitches his
black friend a bit that he
wants to do with it heads up we're going to listen to i'm just trying to learn
lenny bruce bit and
it's i just i'm trying to understand what he's talking about people say this is
the best
you know that joe rewis was a hell of a fight
credit to your race don't you forget it you son of a guy thank you very much
that's perfect all right
uh here's to bojangles yeah yeah i have to watch him on the television all the
time
i'm sure people are all right um i guess you know a lot of people in the show
business
huh yeah quite a few in my travels uh what the hell is that uh vietnam names uh
is the first voice the
black voice pause pause you wanted you waiting for pause okay so the joke that
joke was kind of funny
was it his black friend asks him oh so you know show business people and then
he's like do you know
aunt jemima the lady from the syrup bottle that's pretty good yeah that's i
guess that's why they say
he's the best yeah yeah he asked his black friend if he knows aunt jimana no
his black friend it's a
200 year old recording of somebody walking through a bit that every black
comedian does now which is
like white people try to relate to you at parties no it's the opposite the
black guy is so stupid
that he thinks a bottle of syrup is a celebrity that it's it's a racist joke
that's his black voice that's the white guy
no that's the black guy it's not the black guy the joke is that how to calm
down black people at parties
yeah so he's going up to a black guy and he's embarrassing himself by asking if
he knows
aunt jermaine mine oh that's good i kind of do that kind of thing you know uh i
did all the
construction here oh you did yeah i got all the pain and these hebes you're not
jewish are you
no offense you know what i mean i like you said jewish
that's crazy to say that's what you want to do you want to sit here looking at
the wedding
they might like this
no i don't think so i think that's very interesting how they use the doofy blue
with so many other
pastel that's funny all right cool that's fine i'm sorry i'm sorry you don't
enjoy this
i just wanted to know what the thing was that he was doing you can't put it
together you don't and you
can't no i i couldn't i thought maybe you're watching the video but i thought
that he was
imitating a black person being ridiculous here's my bit that's like a white guy
trying to talk to
a black guy at a party you don't know where that's going yeah but i thought he
was saying that his jazz
friend well it's not about a white guy trying to talk to a black party it's uh
it's about the what's it
called it's calming down a black person because he's uncomfortable because you're
around a lot
of white people so it's like how to make a black oh so it's empathetic you know
what it is i don't
i don't know what it is i see the other day please i don't know what it is
anyways when's this strike gonna end i don't know i'm not even in any of those
things
we're not in a strike no but i have solidarity of socialism of course but we
own the means of
production okay you know we've we've overcome a up system that where the man
screws you
yeah you know they should do the kings of production comedy special
and it's black socialist black dsa comedy yeah for netflix yeah recorded now
during the strike
yeah yeah record a stand-up scabbing yeah right yeah recording jokes that you
clearly did not write
yourself uh strawberry mango that's a good flavor yeah okay i guess that bit
kind of works
it's about a white guy trying to impress a black guy and then embarrassing
himself in the process
yeah i mean you came out hot you said lenny bruce was not funny no no but i
just did anything i've
heard i just thought he was just saying cat and like you know like i thought it
was it was too jazz
or something he was like doing like he was just a cool guy that people liked
yeah is that right i don't
know the middle of the last century was dumb but have you listened to woody's
albums you think
we're gonna have a world war no why because everyone just we've talked about
this before but there's
they're making even more marvel cinematic universe star wars cinematic universe
i went over to jonah's
yesterday and we watched the shane special together he was watching yet another
star wars property
with uh what's her name not zoe saldana some other actress where she has like
alien on and he's like
yeah it's good no one's gonna do a world war while this crap's happening why
not i don't know bill hicks or
something um what do you mean bill hicks yeah he he i feel like bill hicks
would say you know
yeah it's like you know i don't know have fun with me um i did i we're i'm
sorry i made us listen
to the lenny bruce thing we can listen to the lenny bruce i was just interested
in it and you know
what i think lenny bruce came across all right in that no one's watching this
at this point we just
sat here and listened to a 10 minu