Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 28 - Steve-O
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 28 - Steve-O

and hello and welcome hello welcome to the adam freelance show very special
guest today steve oh
yeah steve is here so i get there saturday early show and it's 10 minutes
before show time i go
downstairs the showroom's empty for the most part there's a handful of people
pushed over to one
the tables and chairs are pushed over to one side of the stage and all of the
wait staff is like
they're shining a light at this pipe and the room smells like feces and the
manager tells me he's
like he's like yeah we had a problem real quick i guess like a sewage line
burst so we're gonna get
cleaned up real quick and we're gonna start maybe 10 15 minutes late and they
kept up yeah and then
behind him i hear somebody yell like no don't don't flush and then there's just
more feces spraying all
over the wait staff and they kept up this charade of we're going to push
another 10 minutes for another
hour and 45 minutes that yeah you've had multiple weekends canceled because of
plumbing issues
plumbing issues yeah that's your style dude i had a hot water heater explode in
pittsburgh
and it canceled two shows that's nice that's always nice do you like it when
shows get canceled
um i don't know that i've had a lot of experience with shows getting canceled
there was one time when i shattered my ankle and had to postpone a weekend reschedule
was that awesome were you like yeah uh it was just regular it wasn't prank
style
what my ankle injury it's kind of a weird thing like uh i was standing on top
of this
wooden outhouse while my buddy crashed a car through it and i was trying to
that's sort of a plumbing
issue that canceled yeah so you also had a fecal related show cancellation yeah
so you lied to nick you
have had poo issues yeah poo poo well he didn't say that he just said i didn't
have shows i'm just
keeping the man honest and then he he said with the exception of the one time i
fell off a toilet
are we acting cool right now i don't know what does that mean are we acting
cool right now are we
acting cool i mean do i get it we're such big fans it's your it's your it's
your deal dude it's your
deal and i actually met you once okay i don't think you're going to remember
but i was walking
on sunset boulevard in silver lake and a cyclist crashed and then i looked down
oh my god you're in
a onesie and then your penis was out yeah and i was like who is this how do you
get like a a one-piece
cycling suit with a penis cut out and then i was like oh my god is stephen o
none other it was cycling
shorts painted on oh really like latex like the latex body paint or like just
not even latex body
paint like uh children's birthday face that was that was the original dick
painting really yeah it was
just like an idea for a prank kind of a you know gag on the street i thought
like let me
like get a hardcore cyclist suit like all legit everything except the shorts
just paint them on
yeah i think you i was asked to sign a release and i said it is but an honor
sir that's happened
i think you made it into the the actual special that was for my uh oh my god
that was for my
my second comedy special which was my first one that had a multimedia component
what's the worst you
ever hurt your dick in in your life the worst i ever hurt my dick was there
ever a time you're
like i'm just not gonna have a dick anymore i've ruined i've there are too many
pranks my dick would
you for the for like a special would you get the vaccine in your dick like if
they if we could set
that up to have you go to like walgreens and get the vaccine in your dick my
dick has gotten off pretty
easy all things considered it's my balls that have been your testicles yeah my
balls was kind of the
dick injury guy you're more the ball injury guy right you guys are all
specialists yeah yeah yeah
um and my scrotum has gotten the the the worst of it really what what happened
and just like with
stapling my ball sack to my leg you know it was never a wild boys incident
um yeah nothing really terrible ever happened to my balls on wild boys that i
can remember i remember
us like tying like uh i don't want to call it a noose but you know like um so
it was a racist
kind of you were racist you painted your dick black and then that's wrong that's
just wrong in this day
and age how dare we're going to we're going to the gym for the south i had a
lot of respect for this man
lynching about this racist ball thing yeah we we like tied uh strings around
our our junk and and then
like there was a fish and like we threw the fish or something and the bird flew
off with it and they
would yank the really balls we did fishing where we i remember the shark thing
that makes me so scared
yeah i would i remember being in the theaters you put the hook through yeah i
saw the sharks and i was
like i was like uh i really wanted to throw up i hate sharks they're terrifying
yeah is that guy is
where's that guy manny at these days he's still around man he's still doing his
thing i feel like
he's like milfs constantly uh he's settled down with uh a very attractive woman
that guy has to
pull yeah can you imagine a master of beasts like that i can never provide a
woman with that type of uh
aura you know yeah pheromones are strong
well how about yourself are you in a relationship i am man uh i'm engaged
been engaged for a long time to manny not to manny no i i i got a fiancee she's
a she's lovely she's very
lovely and um what's she do she works in set design art direction like uh was
she involved with a jacket
not jackass but she's been very involved in my work like um the uh like the
this new comedy special that
i have out now um she was the production designer and it's pretty badass she
built a seven foot
tall 24 foot wide wall of television sets that all worked and were all wired
together and all like
presenting the show with me oh wow badass tubes or tubes or lcds uh old school
retro nice 90s too yeah so
like you're like the architect and the matrix yeah let's get the what's the
name of your special let's
get that out steve-o's bucket list and what the bucket list is is like super
you just shot for
shot remake of the bucket list yeah with you it's just utterly if i can
forbidden
that was like never supposed to happen but then i was like out of ideas and i
was like okay i guess i'll do
this forbidden like the racist balls yeah the penis lynching yeah forbidden
like the you say the word
in it no i don't say anything i don't say the word but i definitely i'm steve-o
and this is the scene
from die hard too now there's definitely uh triple x-rated though like i um
like fucking i
full penetration i i masturbate while uh i'm totally naked i got another man
strapped to my back i'm in
an airplane and i'm jacking off to where like once i pass the point of no
return i give the sign i'm
like get the out of the plane and so that i'm coming out of the plane coming
out of the plane
it's like band of brothers yeah that's awesome that is literally what our
grandparents did yeah
in belgium you're like captain winners on the front they went skyjacking in belgium
yeah yeah well
they're yeah they're they're paratroopers yeah i thought i was the first one to
do that yeah they
saw their friends die in front of their eyes what is i mean a major part of
jackass is like this game
of gay chicken that all boys play with each other right game of gay chicken
like we all try to push
like do a gayer and a gayer thing but never quite cross that right right right
right and but what's the
closest you got to just full-on rough trade gay sex um there was a time in russia
when um
i was videotaped kissing the head of chris pontius's penis yeah that's not gay
i have like brain damage so
until like just until i started the sentence i thought you were saying like the
man who's in charge of chris
pontius's penis i thought that's what you meant by the head i like that they
had like there was like
a bureau some organization that makes the decisions the head yeah right because
russia would have that
the fs they love bureaucracy over there they would have the head of chris pontius's
penis as a political
office that's what communist communism does to people you know i end up with
with jobs like that yeah
well they're not a communist anymore yeah it's still they're just freelance
penis kissers sure
now they do it for a capitalist sure now it's all just putin's gangster friends
who have taken
over that role from the people yeah that's what that that's what those man can
we just uh
are they still talking about ukraine in la are people still like upset about
that i mean have
they moved on i don't know that they're talking about it but can what's your
opinion on the jews next
ukraine first do the ukraine first or you can combine them you can just do ukraine
jews
and how you feel about that what's your opinion on ukraine jews i think that it
is
pretty shocking and alarming that there is like basically zero chance that we're
not looking at a
presidential election with two candidates trump and biden like we can't do
better than that well we
already did we had that laugh though yeah we already did it once we can do it
again i know like
i'm not even trying to pick a side here i'm just saying that's a rock and a
hard spot i'm
going for i'm going for wendy williams i'm just writing wendy williams rocking
a hard spot dude like
how do you vote for either person i'm writing in rab himself yeah i just think
that that's crazy yeah
i think that's crazy and i i think that um the world war three like is is like
a thing yeah but we're
too old yeah no i'm i'm honestly i'm more worried about world war four that's
the one where the evil
scientists bring the jews back to life we're gonna we're gonna just slay so
many uh military wives
while the young bull the young bulls are out there at world war three is that
what guys in their late
30s were doing during world war ii i thought that was like other that was like
the cowards like they
talk about that in band of brothers i just re-watched yeah but it's not like oh
my high school
sweethearts some 37 year old podcaster well they were it's like the guy that
wants to work for the
post office yeah exactly they were the four what is it 4f 4f not 4h that's like
what the guys that
make the farming club yeah in rural schools what are the 4f i don't even think
that we're gonna make
it to world war four yeah i think world war three and that's a wrap dog yeah
and who you going with in
this next world war we're saying china china's not even going to have to lift a
finger dude they're
just going to wait until everybody blows each other up and then they're they're
getting their
hands on that sweet taiwanese pussy that they've been waiting for for years i
just want to i just
want to claim fealty to the chinese communist party and have them give me one
of those long opium
pipes yeah yeah that's the coolest part of the nick is that just opens on some
chinese lady's pussy yeah
that's the first thing you see in that show we love the nick we were talking we
were just talking
about dude that was good that's a good ass show she just you it's him waking up
and it's a chinese
lady's pussy and she's like excuse me but it's your time that you're looking at
my time is over
and then he has to go to his job at the hospital that i mean very well well
done the nick yeah
speaking of oh let's quickly today's episode is brought to you by i think ginsburg
put those in
order what where about i don't know yeah uh today's episode is brought to you
by blue chew
um let's talk about sex do you want to bring the heat in the bedroom you ever
use a blue chew
fuck yes they're awesome right yeah i just i eat them every day just because i
think they're good
for my heart check it out dude my fiance like she loves it when i bone her yeah
and and sometimes
like uh i'll go and i'll chew a blue chew which makes my tongue blue yeah and
then i'll just go up
to my girl and stick my tongue out she'll see that it's blue she'll scream like
ah she's so excited
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