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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 36' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-12. Transcript available.

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 36

hey folks welcome to the adam friedland show podcast the adam friedland show
regular podcast
the adam friedland show regular podcast not to be confused with the adam friedland
show premium
podcast which you can get i didn't have my mic on am i good with the adam friedland
show regular
podcast i said it in a cool way i just want to make sure you got picked up oh i
think check this
out i can put this on my hair now oh my god it's pretty cool yeah it's pretty
cool yeah you should
do that for girls i kind of want my dream has always been to like be like seven
feet tall
and i have like an earring that's also like an earpiece like an europe like
security earpiece
but then it's also an earring and then it goes to my nipple which is exposed
and i'm a bouncer
and i stand outside of a club and i have mascara on and i'm like one second are
we letting any more
people in you should get that leg y'all can't y'all can't come in right now
y'all need to be about your piece well i you should get it but you're i'm sorry
you're not on the list
you should just get the longest one they've ever done you should just like look
like you're you have
stilts on yeah guys i want to mention i'm not i'm not i wouldn't i wouldn't do
the leg breaking
surgery but what i would do because i already have a pretty long reach uh-huh
you know what it's called
it's called an ape index yeah it's your wind wingspan versus your height yeah i
wish you have a good one
i have a pretty long reach so i'm just gonna get my arms broken and extended
even longer so i can just
walk around on my hands and have my legs i'm gonna get my leg i'm gonna have my
leg bones removed and
added to my arms there are fitness guys on instagram that have like do uh like
planet of the apes like
running like they like run across fields like this like uh in a gallop uh for
fitness and uh
apparently yours it's good for you to run around like that apparently like
getting really good at
galloping is good guys i want to mention uh next weekend i haven't i haven't
really promoted this
enough tampa florida the 19th and 20th at side splitters comedy i'll be there i
think i'm bringing
caleb pitts and i think the audience has spoken out i i threw it to you on the
patreon episode which
was a fucking it was a really good one this week um probably one of probably
the best at podcast ever
um i threw it to the audience i said do you want to see scumbag vinnie uh uh on
that show
overwhelmingly the audience has said yes so i'm gonna i'm gonna get vinnie
there i'm gonna
i'm gonna put my my wallet in the hotel safe probably but uh we're gonna see it's
gonna be
a fucking a big weekend so uh get your tickets the 19th and 20th in tampa florida
at side splitters
and nick is in columbus ohio next i'll do my own plug when i feel like it thank
you
i'll plug i'll plug my thing that was a nice thing that i'll plug them on when
i choose to in the episode
you cut me off i was in the middle of explaining what i would want to do to my
body with surgery
um well i say that there are guys that do yeah no you just changed that's about
something else now
you're talking about instagram videos anyway i mean what are the what are the
slot numbers today
uh just one just number slot number one okay no i mean i apologize especially
based on the fact that
you know you're very you've never you're you're such a good listener you've
never cut me off biting
passive aggressive comments well i mean i think it's so absurd here's my
question yeah so you can just
the south south africa can just be like look we're taking you to the
international court of justice
they can just do that to israel and the state department is saying this is baseless
that it doesn't have justification is the process one in which it doesn't
matter even if even if israel
was doing nothing at all a country like south africa could just be like israel's
bad we're going
to court and then israel would have to show up and defend them how can i do
that to you how can i how
can we get you how can i can i bring a case to the to the icc to the icc and i'm
gonna say that adam is
passive aggressive a liar um that's got to break some kind of law i think it's
like uh war crimes
typically or something like that but i would get alan dershwitz sex trafficking
you've done that i would
get out there you have done sex traffic i would get alan dershwitz to defend me
oh okay if you're able to pull
this off i will get professor dershwitz yeah and i'm and that's a promise to
you well we covered it on
the the the premium podcast this week available at patreon.com the tunnels the
tunnels which i saw
some big twitter thread that the guy was like they explain i had the
explanation but the first tweet in
the thread is like uh first you have to understand the background of the the chabad
movement or whatever
it was called yeah is uh is it was all founded by this one guy menachem schneerson
yeah no no no even
further back well yeah there was a yeshiva in lubov yeah the lubov guy yeah and
then the guy in the
thread says and like this guy was one of the most fascinating people of all
time like truly like a
revolutionary thought leader and i was like probably well then i said okay well
obviously this guy's lying
then if that's the thread man yeah this i'm not going to read the rest of this
thread if it starts
off with the guy that came a compliment for one jew well that you've never met
you've never heard of
one jewish guy getting a compliment you're defending it i'm just saying you're
saying it's good you're
saying that discredits the thread by hearing that someone says one guy was
smart a cult leader
who happens to be jewish a cult leader yeah i wouldn't say cult leader if the
thread started off
saying like look l ron hubbard might be one of the greatest geniuses of all
time in a like a phil
then i'd be like okay well then this is discredited as far as i'm concerned i
think that you're looking
at people living in the 1700s and applying a modern lens to it they lived in
like a shtetl they're not
running a jones town cult to me it is a jones town all right fine go ahead so
okay so you didn't read
the rest of the thread or you did not read the rest of the thread so but you
said that it solves the
mystery then it does not solve the mystery it's supposed to be some kind of
explanation but we
still don't have there's still not an answer as to what the tunnels were for
maybe you felt like you
were getting too close to a logical explanation and you wanted to live in a
fantastical world where
anything was possible in those tunnels right it makes it less fun it seems like
you're very much
on the side of the cover up here and i don't really understand why that's not
your you don't go to
these i think it's i think it's a tribalistic you know i feel like um you know
i have to defend
hard-working jews you know i live in brooklyn these are my neighbors these are
my
my comrades wait and he's only called him habad the builder that's pretty good
yeah that's pretty good
that's pretty good i think um if i'm not mistaken i think five ish uh i'm 90
percent sure five ish
is from chabad i'm 90 on that yeah i've multiple times i've been like what the
hell is the deal with
these guys and then i've had people try to explain to me the nuances of the
different types of uh
cartoon characters just look at the outfits i don't care i don't like i don't
care to understand the
diff whatever minor it's a pretty simple explanation they just wear different
outfits i don't care
they wear the same outfits to me they all look the same to me no they don't
there's one with ottomans
there's one blues brothers i'm there's one with the knickerbockers they are i'm
all i'm this close to
pushing the differences between them and the amish out of my head we're we're
on this we're this close
to being like the and now they're on now all of these guys are the same you're
saying that the amish
included and if it weren't for the uh what about me you think that i'm this no
i don't you're not
wearing dumb clothes you're a different kind i can understand what if
underneath huh what if
underneath i was wearing it what do you mean like i'm superman like i'm i have
the you're not superman
i know i'm not superman i watched man of steel on the plane mad good really
good
i missed out on that one was that from like 2009 yeah zach snyder didn't wasn't
that a giant bomb
huge bomb yeah i watched on the plane coming back from la also his body dude we
gotta get that body
i need that body for myself not for what's his name cahill
let's get back to these tunnels because i feel like you were about to cook
huh i feel like we were about to cook no you kept you kept anything i said you
were like just
disagreeing with me so it's not disagreeing it's a it's a it's a repartee it's
it's a witty
it's a tete tatette uh sorry ginsburg is telling me something what's he saying
he's talking about me
anyway um uh yeah i don't know you can ted your own goddamn ted
what do you mean our whole thing is a tet no it's not i'm saying something i'm
saying something and you
interrupt me and then eventually it's at a point where i'm like no you finished
a sentence you said
that this man was being praised and therefore it devalidated this thread which
supposedly explains
the tunnel and i said why did was that the thing that devalidated it was a
question
no it was we can run the tape anyways it doesn't matter let's move on to
something else
no why why not what do you think the tunnels are for me yeah um
i mean in reality yeah that sounds funny like a real estate scam probably yeah
go ahead yeah let's
see they probably didn't have a comedy podcast let's hear the real reason
the time i mean i'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation um and
people in this day
and age want to jump to these fantastical conclusions of of you know child sex
trafficking pizza restaurant
you know we we we go to these default modes but in reality they were probably
um you know
you know it could have been a good thing you know like what i don't know maybe
like a
just a place to chill you know away from your wife and do what just a man cave
kind of situation you
know your wife is just like some lady she's got 87 different kids you and your
boys all wear the
same outfits you know there's no cell phone service you're in the middle you
know underground
they could just vibe out with their boys kind of a player's ball pimps and
players kind of situation
underground the city doesn't know about it why in the fucking 1930s were they
doing that and everyone
says oh those guys are cool for for doing illegal speakeasies but when when
these guys are doing it
we're saying that they're uh uh uh sex trafficking jewish they got a legal bar
illegal really yeah just
like a kind of yeah man cave situation yeah dueling pianos and stuff yeah you
know put the game on put
the war on you know vibe out with their boys yeah you know i just see a bunch
of people on tour saying
like can you imagine if like muslims were doing this in a mosque what the
reaction would be what would
that be i would imagine it'd be pretty similar yeah it's are you children in
those tunnels
i think my reaction personally would be the same here's here's an idea if just
don't don't dig a tunnel
you know just don't dig just don't do that yeah there's no reason for it it
would be kind of fun
what like if we were doing it and it was our little secret and the city didn't
know about
it there's a secular way to dig a tunnel like if you have a militia or
something that makes sense
because you need it to get around or if it is i mean i guess the real estate
thing that's
the one thing that's been crazy about this war is like with all the money and
like
tech they give israel it's like people like oh you don't understand these the
tunnel network in gaza
it's like yeah but it's still just underground you know what i mean like i don't
know enough about
engineering to know what kind of hole you can dig that you can't just put water
i