Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 39
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 39' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-04. Transcript available.

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 39

hello hello and welcome to the adam friedland show podcast this week uh we are
back we are
joined by the original come uh what is it called the original adam friedland
show well this is the
regular right so we're not really this is the regular first one we're the
regular we're back
from december we gotta pretend this is the first episode painful oral surgery
we're the rigs and
he's he had a gum graft and he has a piece of dead skin connected by clay to a
piece of skin that's
been wrapped ripped off i don't understand i don't really i don't really read
uh read his text fully
but um he will not be here until next week so guys we're gonna get the hashtags
nick strong um going
and let's get that in uh going on the internet nick strong i i've never known a
tougher bastard
than mr nick wallett if there's anyone anyone capable of so much more fun
before the camera
started yeah yeah i know now there's all this pressure to be funny this sucks
oh man we're watching adam showed us the funniest video and can i whenever
someone goes watch this
you're like shut the fuck up and that was i gotta give you credit yeah that was
so worth it it was so
funny it's yeah it's really funny nailed it yeah i really nailed it it was
watch that liam neeson
playing oscar schindler yeah he was really funny in it if i was talking about
saving one more what tv
show was that extras i know that was life is short life is that life is short
but that was one of the
ricky gervais like when they gave him like 10 shows in a row for like in a five
year period you
really love where he goes with this new stand-up hour what is he he really goes
there he does he
should go a penis oh is he anti-trans now think um yeah i think he has been for
a little bit yeah
he's anti anything different and if you want to see something different you'll
see me on the road
ianfinance.com this weekend i'm in seattle february 4th portland february 6th
sacramento okay punchline
february 7th cops comedy club let's hear that february 8th to 10th san diego
american comedy company
if i dance.com ah and i'll be plugging my dates at the end of the show like we're
supposed to do i'm not
some uh hiv infested whore i might die by the end of the episode yes uh so we're
also gonna get the
hashtag ian strong yeah nick and ian strong nick ian strong nick ian so i got raleigh
cleveland
cincinnati chicago and charlotte and those dates are on micracine comedy.com
yeah and i guess
since we're doing this crap now um i will be in boston and detroit in march yes
all right where can they get
tickets uh adam friedland.com detroit's a fun it's a great place to go is it
yeah i like it what is
it like there they have detroit style pizza which is good yeah that's detroit
style pizza is so good
like uh i keep it's good yeah okay no okay one and then and then it's just like
a town it's like you
kind of like root for it when you're there yeah you're like maybe this is you
know they're bringing
it back i heard it was a food desert i went to a hardcore festival there called
tie down shout out
tie down jeff and ramona great fest and support those guys it's fucking awesome
and it truly was
an industrial area that reminded me of the neighborhood in barbarian really
yeah oh isn't that the movie
barbarian is in detroit isn't it no isn't that the that's the airbnb like
horror movie i think that's
detroit did i watch it with my mom it was so we love watching like bad horror
movies and she watches we
watch tv movies like black woman yeah my mom's like this woman's dumb yeah
actually i had that sense the
other day i was in um bedside in brooklyn and i was like this reminds me a lot
of the neighborhood
do the right thing yeah yeah
well that movie's funny because it came out in like 86 look you look like a
little sly salamander
all right that movie came out in 86 and uh brooklyn's like being gentrified in
it you know yeah yeah you
have that guy in the celtics jersey yeah and he's already starting to like like
getting a nice
brownstone yeah some of the things john totoro said he said uh you you know he
talks a lot of
truths in that movie yeah yeah he represents italian culture i was actually on
a bus with my friend eric
my friend eric is uh one of the most special guys i've ever known in my entire
life uh uh and i was
staying with him in bedside when i first came to new york his he bought brownstone
his his parents
brought a brownstone and uh and he uh so i stayed with him the first two weeks
that i lived in new
york and uh we were on the bus and he was like i was like uh oh isn't this like
the same neighborhood
does do the right thing and he's like yeah but i disagree and i was like what
what do you mean he's
like i i yeah i disagree and i was like what are you talking about we're all
the bus he's being loud
he's like yeah dude like i don't think they did the right thing and i was like
what
and i was like what and he's like dude just like throwing that trash can like
what are you going to destroy people's property and it was like you don't
understand
yeah they're trash in their own neighborhood the point of that movie is that it's
difficult to
figure out what the right thing is to do right like if you i mean the point of
that movie is also
about racism yeah yeah yeah uh new york city in the 80s and brooklyn yeah no i
disagree dude he said
the funniest thing to me of all time i've probably said it before on the show
but who cares we're gonna
repeat ourselves but um he was like uh the week donals all happened he was like
my friend we was
like um he have you he kept doing college you know what i mean we'd be like 28
be like dude flip cup
dude like 29 like yeah dude fucking let's you ready he won a pre-game still and
like he'd just get blacked
out yeah and we're like trying to be adults at that point yeah but what's wrong
with what flip cup's fun
it's it's it's you know we're like we're we're not in college anymore he's
trying to get like you
can't play flip cup in dime square can you no no no we were we were listen it's
it's uh it's that he
stayed still the social conditions that we existed within at 18 had not shifted
you know like that he's
yeah but they're the funnest guys to be around he's awesome that's why i still
show with him but he would
you know sometimes be a liability at like 9 30. like we hadn't even left the
apartment yet and he was
already done he's already cooked you know um the week those all happened he's
like dude fucking thirsty
thursdays flip cup let's go like just whatever he's talking about and he's like
yo um he's uh he goes
like dude you see the fucking news this week and i was like what and he's like
there's a bitch
and i was like what
i was like what bitch dude and he's like dude so there's this bitch and um he's
from seattle so
he like was from washington i guess this happened in spokane washington he's
like so yeah in spokane
they don't have any fucking black people but this bitch she was white and then
she was head of the nwacp
you thought it was called nwa you thought it was called like the like the rap
group
instead of the national association for the advancement of colored people yeah
uh i guess
is it still honest mistake i think yeah yeah and don't be he thought it was n
words with attitude
n words with attitude and colored people that's the group we both there's two
guys yeah yeah yeah
see there's n words with attitude and there's color people like the classic chris
rock bit like the
classic chris rock bit yeah of course we all know
always fucking always fucking shit up for the color people that's true
isn't that funny that was the thing my grandma my like great uncle they would
say colored
but like we don't say that anymore but now we say people of color which is like
color yeah
the same thing yeah people of color it's gonna go back pretty soon to uh
to what michael
one time me and my brother went to san diego and my dad came to pick us up at
the airport this is like
2005 so he like just got a cell phone and like didn't know how to use it like
he would like make calls
and turn it off and put it in his glove compartment
so he like never had his cell phone on my mom would be like you're fine he
never has his cell phone
on he turns it off and puts it in his glove compartment like it's a gun which
is probably the safest place
because it emits radiation right yeah yeah sterile because i always had it in
my lap when i was driving
yeah so so my brother and i went to san diego i just wanted to put the brakes
on that so your father's
balls are fine just my father's balls are your father's balls are doing mine i
can't i can't make
babies you should probably call him yeah you and me both brother hey all right
we're just making
god knows what little mutants in our in our wife's womb you're making the
little smegos little smegos
yeah a little smegos ruined my wife's life for two weeks two months in and out
of the doctors
why don't we just i'm like can we just adopt like a little kid from haiti why
don't i want my kid to
have like a little you know yeah why don't you different color she she's like
there's too much paperwork
and she's like you don't do paperwork which i hate paperwork i hate paperwork i
imagine adopting a kid
there's a lot of you know paperwork is like uh worksheets when you're growing
up you got to do the
worksheets i hated worksheets i do kind of like paperwork when it comes down to
your signature that's
fun we like the signature part you're it's four years old that is fun yeah i
like signing the thing
at the coffee shop too yeah i just do like the little i always do a different
thing on it yeah yeah and when
i a lot of people have been asking me for w9s yeah when i get my w9 with the
signature on it and when
i have it i feel like i'm like the ceo of microsoft or something when i when i
get that done it feels
that way because it's so hard to do that digitally i don't know why they make
it so difficult yeah i
have some on file so anyway so my dad comes to pick us up at the airport me and
my brother and this is
like before cell phones he doesn't know how to use his cell phone so he finally
like meets us at the
airport and he's like i don't know where the hell you guys are your mother didn't
tell me the gate
and you know this this this lady behind me he's telling me to move he's like
yeah i'm moving i'm
moving some ladies like telling him oh yeah the lady that works at the airport
that does that tells
you to tell you those people get mad bro yeah their job is yelling at cars
yelling at cars yeah the car
yeller which you need you need them to you know because it's rude to actually
be there but they
should be in shifts so they don't get burned out at yelling at cars yeah they
get and that would employ more
people yeah so my dad's my he's like he's like your mother's calling me i don't
know where you guys are
and then so his cell phone rings and i answer it and i hear like i hear like
hey is marcus there
it's like some you know some african-american gentleman yes i think had the
wrong number was
he was he an nwa he was he was an nwa he sounded more like an nwa so uh so so i'm
like i don't know
who this is it's probably the wrong number but i'm like maybe my dad is like
some kind of double life
where he's where he goes to train and like goes to cookout and he has friends
and he has friends
and they're calling what's his name what what's your dad's name robert yeah
they're like rob
yo you know big rob got the seasoning yeah so so i'm like big rob got the
seasoning
that's your impression of a black person they're like oh rob brought seasoning
one time one time i had a cooking out of my house and when all my friends
showed up they
got mad because i didn't have any seasoning so they all went to the grocery
store and spent an hour
seasoning my shrimp and chicken for me you're your black friend that's fine but
it's like
you don't need to dump a bunch of powder on your food there's other ways to
like yeah salt and pepper
we went to a cookout one time and a